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Funny Tweets From Husbands About Marriage

This collection of funny tweets from husbands about navigating the emotional rollercoaster that is a marriage, will either encourage or strongly discourage you to ever pursue marriage. I mean, what's there to be afraid of? It's only for life. 

A collection of funny tweets from husbands about navigating marriage | Simon Holland @simoncholland look my wife's eyes she left Target makes think she is going try and save economy one trip.
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Twitter Thread: Man's Eucalyptus Experience Results In Disaster

Man, this was gold. Poetic brilliance has been achieved. Anyone else ever experience this nightmare when it comes to getting too much shampoo on the floor?

Hilarious Twitter thread about a man's eucalyptus fail in the shower | Owner an Amulet @solomonmissouri bought some eucalyptus oil cause spiritual girls said would "help with intention"
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Facepalm Moments From The Dimmest Bulbs

We all fall prey to brain farts, and sometimes those brain farts end up manifesting in unbelievably clueless statuses for the rest of the online world to tear into with ferocious passion. Outside of the brain farts, the internet also invites a whole lot of blind ignorance. If we're lucky, we get to see those folks called out by some remarkable retorts.

A collection of moments that made us facepalm | Snee ee Thusds Jewant il Here is schedule hey think have wrong number Then is number because have 51 is my number Read 11:36 AM Ok then why did say have wrong number because not person trying text | Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados his yard? Who would do guys he just realized he has an avocado tree 8:51 PM 8/22/19 Twitter iPhone 2,213 Retweets 22.9K Likes
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Remarkable Retorts That Wrecked People

Some comebacks are too clever for their own good. At the end of the day though, the online world is a rough playground where anyone's apt to bring some spicy verbal banter upon themselves if they throw out a careless tweet/status. If you enjoyed these dazzling retorts, we recommend you check out these clever comebacks that sealed the deal.

A collection of clever comebacks that silenced their recipients | hcrld +21 Queue is just Q followed by 4 silent letters. v Robot_Spider +62 They aren't silent. They're waiting their turn. weallheartonedirection: Internet at its finest
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Twitter Thread: A Speech-Language Pathologist's Affirming Experience

When Rachel R. Romeo found herself seated on a flight next to a kid with severe nonverbal autism, she proceeded to use her skillset to help the kid communicate with another human being. Ultimately, that's what we're all looking for: that connection with other human beings. What a beautiful application of her skills in a real world scenario that called for it. 

A speech pathologist helps out autistic kid on flight | Rachel R. Romeo @RachelRRomeo just had such an affirming experience. On my 8hr intl flight back conference sat next father/son broken English father began apologize/ warn his ~10 yr-old son had severe nonverbal autism, and this would like be difficult journey. 1/
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Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage

These tweets will either convince you that you actually want to get married, or talk you out of the process altogether. 

A collection of tweets that perfectly sum up marriage | Kate Sidley Follow @sidleykate Call old-fashioned, but believe marriage should be between person who hates pickles and another person who will eat pickle.
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Important Twitter Thread On Living With Depression

Andy Richter decided to call out a Twitter troll after their insensitive remark regarding depression. He handles the glaring display of ignorance in glorious fashion. Saying "cheer up" to someone living with depression is on par with telling a person who has asthma to "just breathe." 

An important Twitter thread breaks down living with depression | Andy Richter O @AndyRichter Quote-responding this tweet may seem like shooting fish barrel yet is 30 mins later have pulled over after school drop-off respond further because l am angry.
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Twitter Thread: Judgmental Dad Gets Roasted

Dad was out of line, but fortunately the good folks of Twitter were ready to put him in check. Hopefully dad was able to hear the critical feedback with an open heart. 

A judgmental dad gets roasted by people on Twitter | Jesse Kelly Follow @JesseKellyDC at Lego robotics tournament my oldest and never seen this many depressed fathers one place all thinking Other kids play football
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Marriage Tweets That Didn't Hold Anything Back

If there's one thing that these hilarious and unfiltered tweets about marriage prove, it's that the experience is just like an emotional rollercoaster. You have the good days and the bad days, and will continually be tested by that partner as you navigate life together. 

A collection of marriage tweets that are hilarious and relatable | Rob Follow @rockymomax WIFE: where's baby traded guy this sandwich WIFE haha l'm kidding WIFE: oh thank god also got snickers
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Funny Tweets That Hit The Spot

Every now and again Twitter is a place where actual funny observations and fails are shared, and it's not just a continuous stream of news headlines. In this case we have a fresh batch of Twitter funnies that we certainly got a kick out of. 

A collection of funny tweets that kept us entertained | AJ Mendez Brooks Follow @AJBrooks Just bumped into mannequin said "sorry Then said "Oh thought were person Then realized still talking mannequin. 12:44 AM 24 Jan 2013 6 17 1,556 v 1,388
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Twitter Thread: Man Unknowingly Invites Raccoon Into Hammock

Aaron Reynolds shared a hilarious story about a particularly surprising evening he had, while chilling on a hammock listening to the Rolling Stones. You see, Aaron thought he was summoning his cat into the hammock, when in fact it was a sneaky raccoon. From there, hilarious chaos ensues. 

Man accidentally invites a raccoon into his hammock while he's hanging out | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock
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Twitter Thread: Nostalgic Elementary School Memories

This nostalgic Twitter thread very successfully hits on many of the iconic memories from muddling through elementary school. Whether it was trying to make sure you didn't get caught by those chairs' ferocious static electricity, or fall victim to the terrible taste of those wooden spoons; these are sure to bring many folks back to those strange olden days. 

A Twitter thread with multiple nostalgic elementary school memories | melina melmadara bringing back weird memories elementary school THREAD running a finger through wall bricks | melina @melmadara static came these blue plastic chair
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Funny Tweets to Give that Day a Boost

Twitter can be a war zone of horrible takes and unsubstantiated arguments about things no one really cares about, but it's also cut with sweet, delectable jokes. For more odds and ends, here are some more funny tweets that hit the spot and some random funny Tumblr nuggets.

Funny twitter jokes | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks
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