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They're living in a world overran by a flood of equally incomprehensible abbreviations and bizarre jargon...and USA Today is here to play the part of a hero that the elders never asked for. They want to bridge the gap! What a time to be alive. Also, apparently Winston Churchill was v ahead of his time. Dude was just too lit to quit. Check out the original piece over here.

This heartwarming story centers on an unsung hero who went to great and risky lengths to provide for his family. That is, until The Mob stepped in with a life-threatening hiatus. 

Bless you and your ceaselessly entertaining Twitter banter, Ryan Reynolds. But also, can we please get Deadpool in an Avengers movie? 

This magical little tale will have you laughing hysterically by the end. 

The emotional rollercoaster we never asked for, but damn well need. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. 

These guys weren't ready for the dating world. Life Hack: make sure you got more than five bucks in your bank account before trying to buy a girl dinner. 

Faith in humanity temporariily restored. 

Well, with divorce rates going up, at least half of these people will get to have a re-do.