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Twitter Thread: Olive Garden Manager's Wild Work Stories

If you ever find yourself on a date with someone who has worked as a manager at an Olive Garden you're probably, naturally going to proceed to drill them with all kinds of questions about their craziest days on the job. There's just something about those dang limitless breadsticks that can end up bringing out people's demons like none other. All in all, this story has a little bit of something for everyone. It's got the drama, the romance, and the action. 

A ridiculous Twitter thread about crazy stuff manager witnessed at Olive Garden. | Joe Wadlington Follow @JoeWadlington went on date last night and guy meekly shared he used be GENERAL MANAGER TIMES SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN. RETWEETS LIKES 1,001 4,723 9:08 AM 19 Apr 2017 101 t7 1.0K 4.7K Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Replying JoeWadlington Clearly, he'd seen some shit. So next hour and half asking questions tried do y'all right.
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Funny, Sparkling Gems from Scottish Twitter

If there's one Twitter phenomenon we'd all wish to emulate, it'd be the hard hitting, patter-driven, jargon-slinging denizens of Scottish Twitter. Upon first viewing, some of the language doesn't seem all that decipherable. But then you start to get it, and after that you start to need it. Nothing but praise for these gems of Scottish Twitter.

funny Scottish twitter tweets | moth dad @innesmck fuckk whatever shite currency yous have got, new scottish notes have OTTERS on them Ten Pounds Royal Bank Srotland 10 Stering | Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted cat on someone's porch, miaowing be let Without thinking walked up door, rang bell, nodded cat and left only rounded corner realised done as heard owner shouting F K SARAH CAT JUST RANG DOORBELL
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Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

We can't even begin to fathom what kind of overwhelming panic must've possessed this silly lad when he realized his grave error in timing. Every minute must've felt like an hour in the worst way possible. 

Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.
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Exasperated Husband Buys Whole Truck Of Rice, Meltdown Ensues

You probably didn't get your day started thinking that you'd end up reading an engaging emotional rollercoaster of a tale about a family's total meltdown over a truckload of rice, but here we are. Writer Shiv Ramdas, delivers us readers a thoroughly engaging read about the kind of fallout that can ensue when you disregard your partner's requests for a certain amount of rice, and overdo the whole thing just to spare yourself the extra trips. Sounds like it doesn't shake out to be a fun scenario at all. 

Twitter thread about a wife's husband buying a whole truckload of rice. | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv OMG my brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 10:06 AM 03 Sep 20 Twitter Web App 49.4K Retweets 22.5K Quote Tweets 302K Likes Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 03 Sep 20 Replying nameshiv If have never heard woman destroy man
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Absolutely Epic Storytelling By Rob From Cyanide & Happiness

Nothing gets the reader going like a good old fashioned "choose your own adventure" story. This particular adventuresome tale by Rob from Cyanide & Happiness is as well written as it is comically absurd. You've got to hand it to Rob for really keeping the readers on their toes with all the twists we witness with a very loyal and helpful, Tim Cruise. That dragon never stood a chance. 

Rob from Cyanide and Happiness tells an epic story on Twitter. | Thread F DenBleyker enBleyker wake up dark room. There is door left door right, and chest. Go left 10% Go right 7% Open chest 83% 591 votes Final results 1:53 PM 2021-01-02 Twitter Android 62 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 374 Likes
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Tumblr Thread: Dare To Be A Health Karen

There are rare moments in this wild life when it's actually quite alright to be a Karen when it comes to overseeing the charges associated with your healthcare. You just never know if you're getting totally screwed over by a $25 charge for a Band-Aid, unless you make the extra effort to get an itemized bill. If all this healthcare talk got you going check out a woman's very different experience with the wonderful healthcare over in Iceland

A quick Tumblr thread about the benefit of being a Karen when it comes to one's healthcare. | lunah unicorn tnorn @unicornthO 9N Replying azemezi and @fakeariellejane Look, my friend's grandpa is semi-Karen but best way possible? He got an $80K surgery bill completely forgiven because he asked an itemized bill kept calling daily about them, like $200 scalpel he like so where's my scalpel want my $200 scalpel
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Twitter Thread: Man Goes To McDonald's, Strange Drive Thru Adventure Ensues

Real or not, this Twitter thread about a man's strange journey through a completely bizarre McDonald's drive thru is definitely one for the books. Fast food establishments have an uncanny knack for attracting all kinds of unexpected situations in this wild universe. Sometimes it's just entitled customers that are pitch fits about a whole bunch of nothing. Other times, it's the actual employees and they're trying to sell you apple pies of McDonald's dollar menu, at a discount. 

A ridiculous Twitter thread about a very strange drive thru experience. | Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h 's 1AM and decided wanted milkshake. So there's McDonald's near my house greeted at drive thru by following sentence: 17 2,464 3,583 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "Hey holy shit hello are at McDonald's, and am begging patience L7 640 993 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h There are no other cars here, by way caught off guard so l mumble "Um, ok can have voice comes back Praise
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Liars That Failed To Pawn Their Bundles Of Lies

As long as we've had social media apps available to us we've had deceptive fools try to pawn off their bundles of hastily woven lies to people that they never think will call them out. The thing is that when you're trying to lie online, there's a whole bunch of research tools readily available at our disposal to fact check the iffy posts. That being said, these laughable liars got their comeuppance when it was all said and done. 

A collection of times that liars got outed online. | stopped listening guys back 2017 y'all put on worst performance l've ever seen singer drunk and out breath as soon as he started 7h Like Reply 124 Author Attack Attack haven't played show since 2013, so l'm not sure band saw 2017. lol
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Twitter Scientist Air Fries a Hotdog For Two Hours

Ask around, visit a friend's house, and it seems like everyone has an air fryer all of a sudden. They seem pretty cool, but such new technology has yet to be experimented upon by the home scientists among us. @KLobstar went ahead and did some cutting edge science, seeing what would happen if you left this newfangled device to operate on a hot dog for 120 minutes. For some more loose handling of the science, Here's a handy tumblr list of the lickable sciences.

funny twitter thread of guy air frying a hot dog for two hours pretending it's science | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and have opened kitchen window | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 60 minutes has elapsed, 60 minutes remain have been advised by fellow scientists allow hotdog and air fryer cool off before continuing air is thick with hotdog flavor.
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Terry Crews And Amazon Echo Terrify A Couple

Those Amazon Echos can get you, man. This couple experienced quite the shocking moment when the husband had unknowingly paired up with the Amazon Echo, while watching a video with Terry Crews in it. While the initial and mysterious booming voice might've been some kind of terrifying, can you imagine if Terry Crews was actually in their kitchen? 

Terry Crews voice on an Amazon Echo ends up startling a couple | tweet Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj 3h v Replying TheNYAMProject So last night hubs and l are bed watching TV ask my husband pause show so can go bathroom go, come back, and right as l'm getting settled hear deep, booming voice scream our kitchen.
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Bookshop Finds Out They Are Rage Against The Machine Tour Date

The London Review Bookshop was intrigued to discover that they were one of the dates for an upcoming tour by Rage Against the Machine. It was an obvious mistake, but it also kind of made people think about the logistics of having a Rage concert in a bookstore.

Bookshop is accidentally on Rage Against The Machine your schedule | LRB Bookshop tweet LRB LRBbookshop so rage against machine just announced their european tour dates and were shocked discover apparently they are playing at bookshop on august 14th. first heard having an emergency staff meeting now about can make this work
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The Strangest Things Coworkers Say

Twitter users are sharing the strangest things their coworkers say. It could be something as simple as an enthused "good morning" from a coworker that always seems to wake up on the right side of the bed, while you are busy cursing the daily morning grind. Or maybe, it's genuinely puzzling nonsense from clueless coworkers that has you scratching your head. Some of these might ring a bell. 

People share the strange things that their coworkers say on Twitter | tweet by dead and betty'd @Ur_Eggcellency were having potluck and someone seriously said Next time, let's do salad theme StrangeThingsCoworkersSay
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Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills

This train conductor clearly chose the wrong profession. The dude has a knack for investigating. That passenger doesn't even know what hit him. 

Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on
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Influencer With 400 Followers Asks Artist For $300 Worth Of Jewelry

This influencer with 400 followers is really on one. They actually expect someone to give them $300 worth of jewelry. This person has a fascinating kind of overwhelmingly entitled world view. 

An entitled influencer asks someone for $300 worth of jewelry | Hey! l'd like talk about jewelry? accepted request Awesome! Hey can do
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Painfully Dumb Questions That Introverts Are Asked

Introverted Twitter users are banding together to share their best lot of painfully dumb questions that they're just plain old tired of being asked. For people that already need time to recharge, these kinds of questions are especially excruciating. 

A collection of dumb questions that introverts somehow end up getting asked | tweet by AprilLloyd90 Them phone is ringing don't recognise number, and am not expecting call Them So why don't answer and find out StupidQuestionsForlntroverts
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