The world we live in is inhabited by things that are so specific, weird and dangerous that it makes you wonder: what was the idea behind that one? It's pretty clear that if some dude was just sitting in a chair trying to come up with animals, they would run out of good ideas pretty quickly. Here's a collection of funny tweets on the matter.
Oh, to be a kid again. The bliss of not having to worry about that crazy thing called adulting. Bills, you say? I'll take a nap in my mountainous pillow fort, thank you. The nostalgia is so real it hurts in this viral Twitter hashtag.
"Believe it or not I'm not looking for a hookup." My dude, this list reads as ANYTHING but what you're suggesting is not the case. And that is that you are a thirsty man with a severe case of entitlement. Isn't it a wonder he's still single?
Not sure what's going on back at the Flat Earth Society. But the choice to retweet this gem of stupidity was so dumb in and of itself that other Flat Earthers are worried about them. If you came for the comments, you will likely not be disappointed.
Writer and editor Jessica Misener explained the details behind the Sunshine Law and why the reason we see so many crazy stories out of Florida is pretty much because it's just easier to get stories out of Florida. If the laws were different, we'd probably see more Montana Man or Nebraska Woman stories.
If you've ever gotten lost in the sauce, you likely misplaced your ID amidst that fall into drunken disorientation station. The travel agency in this scenario outdid themselves. I can only imagine the sweaty panic that must've ensued when he got this form in the mail.
BorboaGrant's coworker accidentally let some ranch slip and got doused with the sauce. They even got the security footage to prove it. We say yes to this dress...ing.
The struggle is REAL in working retail. You tend to give up a part of yourself when you submit yourself to a place where carefully manufactured smiles, and howareyou eyes, and a stubborn (faked) optimism in the face of unruly customers who just want to be upset about something. These tweets capture the tough emotional rollercoaster that the retail/customer service grind can take you on.
Twitter's on a well-warranted Feels Trip right now. Thanks Toy Story 4. How about a kind warning next time? Apparently you can add the The Beach Boys love song, "God Only Knows" cue into just about anything, and emotions, weeping, tears, will arise. The reactions from Twitter users who are deep in their feels is entertaining at least.
This one's for all the parents out there just trying to get by. And by the looks of these brutally accurate, apparently relatable tweets and memes, that is NO easy task! It's one filled with struggles and tantrums and humility gained through defeat.
MrPuckett is the hero that Imgur and the rest of the internet needs and deserves! This Imgur user is dedicated to injecting the internet with good feels. And any Monday could always use a little more of that, when it's around.
James Fridman and his photoshop trolling skills are a GIFT to the internet. People subject themselves to the whims of his trolling genius, and the dude always seems to deliver with hilarious, clever results.
These beautiful minds believe that America's birthday was on January 1st, and that the country turned 2019 years old. Let us sit and chew on that outlook for a second, and then let us spit that sh*t back out. Maybe we're all doomed after all. If you want to see more mouth breathers doing their thing, check out this list of All-American mouth breathers deserving of the Darwin Award.
