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Funny Tweets And Tumblr Gems To Bust Up The Monotony

Because why should we be forced to hear our own thoughts.
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Funny Tweets To Counteract The Drudgery Of Life

What would we do without Twitter? We'd probably read more books and spend more time with our families. But c'mon, who doesn't want to peer into the collective panic attack of a thousand media-addled minds? Books are way longer than 140 characters and we've destroyed our ability to focus. So here are some funny tweets to grind boredom into the dirt.
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Wendy's Twitter Goes On The Attack, Roasts Everyone For National Roast Day

As everyone knows by now, Wendy's is the be-all-end-all for Twitter brutality masquerading itself as a fast food company. But let's get down to brass tacks, this is just a weird form of advertising. It doesn't really make us want to eat square burgers and finger chili, but man, the replies are gold tier. It's a hard phenomenon to place. It feels weird and gross to watch sporting goods stores and food brands use word mercenaries to compete for attention, but at the same time, it's absolutely sur…
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24 Student Loan Tweets to Ease Your Suffering

Nothing funnier than overwhelming debt.
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twitter thread about chicken names 12 images | thumbnail blue background "Amanda ... @Pandamoanimum A man I sometimes chat to in the park when walking our dogs was telling me this morning about his new rescue chickens. He pretty much made my day when he told me he'd called them Hen Solo, Jabba the Cluck, Obi-Hen Kenobi and Princess Layer. 12:06 PM · Jan 6, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 3,001 Retweets 382 Quote Tweets 42.4K Likes"

Weirdly Humorous Names Twitter Users Gave Their Chickens: A Thread

A silly chicken thread
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Ridiculous Scottish Tweets That Will Take You Straight to Glasgow

This offer is one-way only.
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Terrible 3D Render of Julius Caesar Gets Roasted on Twitter

The 'Ronaldo' statue all over again.
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Twitter Baffled By Trix Cereal Ant Necromancy Phenomenon, Expert Show Up With Possible Explanations

Bring our your dead!
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A humorous Twitter thread about various birds that were likely named by people who don't like birds.

Twitter Thread: Birds Named By People That Have Beef With Birds

Seriously, give the poor birds a chance.
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Twitter Thread: Dude Airfries A Big Mac For Science

When it comes to advancing human scientific achievement, we must dare to be bold. And KLobstar has done just that, throwing a Big Mac in an Air Fryer for about the same duration as a feature-length film. It's a good reminder that we can all answer the call of science, and no person is too small when it comes to furthering our understanding of the natural world. He also ate part of the burger. Smells like a Nobel prize. And burnt ketchup.
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Man manages to make bread from a 4,500 year old yeast sample.

Man Makes Bread From 4,500 Year Old Yeast Sample

A definite flavor blast from the past.
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A Twitter thread on an infamously clueless intern.

Twitter Thread On An Infamously Clueless Intern

James is a gem.
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Wholesome Dads Whose Daughters Gave Them Makeovers

That's some pure, uncut, quality dad behavior right there. This too-wholesome-for-its-own-good twitter thread has dads from all over sharing some potentially unflattering, but highly endearing glamor shots of themselves after their daughters got at them with make-up. For some extra wholesomeness, here are some wholesome memes because everyone deserves a nice break.
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Funny Tweets And Tumblr Gems To Give The Day Some Pazazz

The internet is a whirlwind of people's thoughts and fears about anything from the nature of reality to their own dwindling health. But sometimes, sometimes they'll get into the real meat of what it means to be human. That's weird errant thoughts about clown death, truly stupid but honest takes about windshield wipers, and discussions of the time Alice Cooper almost shot Elvis. It's those delectable funny tweets and tumblr gems that kick the day up a few notches.
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Witty Tweets That Tell a Tantalizing Tale About Marriage

These clever tweets nail the essence of what it means to be married.
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Twitter Thread: Distinguished Felines Cosplay Lord Of The Rings

Frodo the cat?
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