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Seth Rogen discovered the depths of his Alexa device's capacity for generating a variety of farts. You haven't really lived yet until you've heard Alexa unleash a "difficult fart." 

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Guy Falls Asleep On Train, Tries To Evade Fare, Conductor Isn't Fooled

The conductor went full Sherlock Holmes in this highly entertaining Twitter thread from @comedylopez. It sounds like the sleepy dude almost pulled off his game of trying to fool the conductor, when it came to the matter of where he boarded the train. Ultimately, the conductor had an eagle eye and impressive ability at connecting the dots. 

Guy falls asleep on the train, tries to evade fare, conductor can't be tricked.
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Joe Buck Turns Home Videos Into Play-By-Play Practice

Joe Buck decided to try and keep his skills as an announcer sharp and honed in, by providing play-by-play commentary for people that submitted home videos of everyday activities. The results are pretty dang entertaining. 

Joe Buck turns people's home videos into play-by-play practice.
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Dad Pulls Ultimate Prank On Daughter From Afar

Ah, yes. A lovely game of pinch and punch between a loving dad and his daughter, ends up making for quite the funny and feel good story. It sounds like dad manages to pull off the ultimate power move prank from afar, and leaves his daughter in a state of blissful acceptance that he did it. Pretty awesome. Well done, dad. 

Dad pulls the ultimate prank on his daughter from afar, during their game of pinch and punch.
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Herd Of Bison Crash Reporter's News Segment

This reporter went viral over his reaction to seeing a herd of bison show up. Apparently, they have quite the established reputation for being grumpy folk. So, the reporter's move to flee the scene and not waste any time doing so, could've saved him from a whole lot of harm!

A reporter dips out when a herd of bison show up during a broadcast.
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Guy On Twitter Traces Electric Origins Of Triscuit

Sage Boggs shared a Twitter thread that is making the rounds, and it's all about the electric origins of the infamous Triscuit snack. There's the internet for you. You don't normally wake up thinking that you need to know about how Triscuits are legit electric biscuits, but then you learn that they are, and it's pretty awesome. 

Guy on Twitter traces the electric origins of Triscuit.
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Twitter Users Share When They Knew They Had Cabin Fever

People on Twitter are sharing when they knew the cabin fever was a real thing. Sometimes, you get so caught up in enjoying your own company that you forget you haven't left your home, for a very long time. These folks absolutely experienced the cabin fever life. 

People on Twitter share when they knew the cabin fever had taken effect | cvread @chrisvread my daughter yelled panic come upstairs because toilet smoking IKnewlHadCabinFeverWhen two paper rolls and an empty roll arrange on a toilet to make it look like it has eyes and is smoking a cigar | MKB @MKButler428 #IKnewlHadCabinFeverWhen My daughter started making hats cats cats are now plotting our demise
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Ryan Reynolds Shares Social Distancing Video, Nominates Seth Rogen

Ah, yes, thank you to Ryan Reynolds for tapping into his far reaching platform to use it to accomplish good, and to spread awareness. He's started up something of a movement, where celebs nominate other celebs and friends to spread the message about staying home and staying safe during the Coronavirus. The more awareness we can spread to folks during these times, the better. 

Ryan Reynolds shares a video about social distancing | Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Another important message from an important celebrity. Let’s spread the word not the virus. I happily nominate, @stevenpage @Sethrogen and @TerryR49776917 #PlankTheCurve #StayAtHomeSaveLives
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Funny Tweets To Cleanse The Stressed Mind

With news coming from all corners of the online world about the Coronavirus, it can be refreshing to step outside that constant stream of information, distract the mind, and maybe even laugh for a bit. These funny tweets might manage to bring out that laughter buried within you. They're occasionally relatable, hilarious, bizarre, and just our kind of silly. 

A collection of funny tweets to distract people from the chaos in our world | Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett 1d this morning at 7-eleven saw lizard next coffee maker and cashier said "no worries 's just marvin, he likes smell" 290 27 34.4K 194K 7-Eleven O @7eleven 48m ELVEN Oh no! Can DM us with store location visited so can check on Marvin? Thank 27 16 3 86 Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett Replying 7eleven no way not gonna narc on my buddy | Grace Segers O @Grace_Segers writing an email using an
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A Submarine Service Member's Tips For Isolation

Jon Bailey hooked it up with a quick and helpful Twitter thread on how to navigate the time of isolation. He provides tips that could help folks stay centered, as the world works on dealing with the Coronavirus

A submarine service member shares his tips for people dealing with isolation | Jon Bailey @SloopJontyB During my time Submarine Service along with many others endured many weeks and months cooped up steel tube under waves just thought share few coping strategies many now facing Covid-19 “patrol Purell ADVANCED HYGIENIC HAND RUB GEL HYDRO-ALCOOLIQUE POUR LES MAINS GEL ALCOHÓLICO PARA DESINFECCIÓN HIGIÉNICA DE MANOS ANTISÉPTICO PARA PIEL SANA GEL ALCOÓICO ANTISSÉPTICO PARA MÃOS ONTSMETTE Co tish S
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"Amid" Is The New Coronavirus Buzzword

Yep, it would seem that the latest buzzword to come out of Coronavirus coverage across news media outlets, is the word, "amid." What about amidst? What'd amidst ever do to anyone? In all seriousness, everyone stay safe, and wash those hands!

People on Twitter react to "amid" being the new Coronavirus buzzword | tweet by dayana sarkisova @dsarkisova no one: absolutely nobody: editors working on coronavirus coverage: amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid amid
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Quarantine Moment: Limited Food Options Plus Coronavirus Emotions Equals Nickname

People on Twitter are doing what they can to keep it light. This time we've got folks hatching up nicknames that are inspired by their limited food options and emotions being felt, while in quarantine. The results are pretty great. 

Limited food options plus your Coronavirus emotions equals your nickname | tweet by elan gale @theyearofelan quarantine nickname is feel right now last thing ate out cupboard can call angry chili mango"
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Twitter Debate: The Muppets Vs. Sesame Street In Street Fight

Ah, yes. Here we are again with a fresh and important Twitter debate. This time, the debate concerns who would win in a street fight-- The Muppets or Sesame Street? This is no joking matter. People have strong, passionate feelings concerning the outcome of this street fight. 

People on Twitter debate whether The Muppets or Sesame Street would win in a street fight | Jared Cardenas @JarOfCards Replying kacilouwho11 Sesame Street's only hope is Count, calmly approaching carnage things look bleakest and saying Stand back, children. And love God, shield eyes before unleashing an unspeakable barrage unholy dark magic has not been witnessed centuries.
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Quarantine Moment: Twitter Goes In On Hawaiian Punch

Amidst these strange and troubling times of quarantine due to the Coronavirus, people have decided to go in on Hawaiian Punch. Yes, Hawaiian Punch is being slandered. Twitter yet again finds a way to keep itself preoccupied. 

People on Twitter are going in on Hawaiian Punch drink | tweet by happienatalie love twitter is randomly coming Hawaiian Punch. Isolation really got us thinking
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