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This is an example of how a small slip of the touch screen can have big consequences in the meme-verse. You know that feeling though, it feels a lot like the continent of South America.

This twitter thread gave way to people looking back on those occasionally painful, cringe-packed, silly moments from the days of their youth that were on brand, for the way they find themselves presented to the world, present day. Sometimes we unintentionally act out who we are, before we know it further on down the road. If that means you're an injury-prone clutz, pull up a seat, and join the club. 

These liars didn't put enough thought into how they'd present their fragile construct of lies to the online world. You see, the truth-defending warriors of the internet have an uncanny knack for digging up the truth. Crazy things like Google make the task a whole lot easier. 

You wouldn't believe how long people go without knowing how their favorite figures of speech are actually spelled. Sure, some words are definitely hard to spell, but in the age where you can just google it, things go from zero to idiot in no time.

These distinguished, tea-soaked tweets are brimming with the tasty tidbits of British culture that can at times, seem so different from the rest of the world. You might find yourself chewing on an idea in the back of your head halfway through this list, to make some power moves to the nearest pub to drink down your afternoon with a steady procession of pint glasses in hand. 

Honestly with those abs are we even surprised? The internet's caught up in a storm of excitement over an Abraham Lincoln statue with some very defined abs. And with that excitement comes an inevitable onslaught of wordplay, dirty puns, clever jokes, and the whole lot. 

Before there was Netflix and Chill, there was Fencing or Frenching. This young woman's ludicrous tale is one hell of a medieval-esque emotional rollercoaster. Apparently you can find the original script that inspired the eventual Twitter thread, over here.

If you ever wanted to learn about falcon husbandry, @redfacts and @commandercait broke the story on the wardrobe you're gonna need to get the job done. We're always delighted discover new wonderful things about the wild world we live in. If only they made hats this effective for attracting horny human beings. 

It all started fun and innocent enough, when The Rock took to his Instagram to post an update about getting on the grind, at the gym. From there, one thing led to another, and suddenly, Kevin Hart's jumping in to call out his post for being whiny. The Rock quickly shut that spicy jab down with a witty comeback of his own. Absolutely savage and hilarious! 

The moral of the story here is that Nicole is one ruthless, cold, and careless customer service rep. Outside that, Chase bank gets "exposed" for being a money hungry, evil sac of bullsh*t. Aren't we all just...shocked. If anything, take this guy's fiery twitter thread about his bizarre number-crunching money debacle with Chase bank, as a cautionary tale for what your bank could be pulling on you, under the table. Who knows. 

People are taking to Twitter to express some of their outrage over what they're getting back this year for tax refunds. Some people are calling the situation, a #GOPTaxScam. Check out the rage-filled reactions. What do you make of it? 

You might relate to this so hard you find tears in your eyes, or feel that much more inspired to live forever alone. 

Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed. 

James Fridman is no ordinary man; he is a legend in the art of acts of trolling, and we are always going to be here to appreciate his work. 

KFC turned up the heat and took things from 0 to 100, in response to a spicy little tweet from Mr. George RR Martin. You could say the wave of jaw-dropping reactions speaks to just how much none of us saw this particularly dark-humored tweet coming. Hot damn, indeed. We just hope Energizer Bunny's alright. But the lack of a pink-colored furry rug is encouraging! 

These beautiful minds believe that America's birthday was on January 1st, and that the country turned 2019 years old. Let us sit and chew on that outlook for a second, and then let us spit that sh*t back out. Maybe we're all doomed after all. If you want to see more mouth breathers doing their thing, check out this list of All-American mouth breathers deserving of the Darwin Award.