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Over 20,000 people have petitioned Netflix to cancel "Good Omens." The big and beautiful fail here though is that "Good Omens" is actually an Amazon Prime show. Ha! The Christian campaign called "Return to Order" is seemingly destined for nothing but one big whopping failure. 

The petition has issues with the relationship between the show's angel and demon, as well as the God character being voiced by a woman. It references the show as being another step towards making Satanism "normal, light, and acceptable." 

Neil Gaiman who began creating the series following the request of Terry Pratchett, has trolled the campaign to sweet perfection on Twitter. 

Rob Sheridan used to be the art director for the Nine Inch Nails. Among the shenanigans and prankery that goes on during tours, he decided to get one over on their tour manager who took the thing waaaay too seriously. So seriously in fact that they never actually told the guy about it.

This moron fired out some shots on Twitter at graphic novel artist Blake Northcott, before doing some simple fact checking. They assumed that the artist was a basement dwelling, Trump supporting bro, and couldn't have been more wrong. 

This guy put his boss on blast over an insensitive and entirely inappropriate situation regarding "slut shaming" his coworker's LinkedIn photo. Can't imagine what this boss was thinking when they dropped that kind of BS into the workplace atmosphere, but this guy's rant does a solid job at deconstructing why it was so damn messed up. 

If you're looking for some more juicy co-worker drama with a bit of a lighter tone, we recommend checking out the time HR intervened on a couple co-worker's blossoming, high stakes sandwich saga.

This is an actual rollercoaster ride. What better way to honor your dad than to tell one badass story about his final stand against a big business takeover. All would've worked out just fine if it weren't for those damn meddling kids. 

Political scientist @alixabeth, asked Twitter users what methods they break out when trying to get around telling someone what they do for a living. The resulting answers were wildly creative, and might just end up helping bail you out of that next teeth-grinding situation of painful small talk. 

Twitter User @dizzysinclair, started up a thread on those meals people turn to when the depression hits. The answers ended up being quite relatable to many folks out there. We've got sugary feasts like a big old bag of brown sugar; we've got sleep; we've got peanut butter jars. You name it, it's probably on here. Sometimes a soul sick with sadness just needs to get lost in an abyss of sugar and fried foods. 

This young woman complained on Twitter about Mario being racist, and hispanic people stepped forward to tell her not to speak for them. It would seem that none of them had any problem with Mario. Instead, their biggest problem was the white millennial woman speaking for them. 

If you're in the process of raising a little gremlin of your own, or even thinking about it, then these parenting memes are for you. They pull zero punches in being as brutally honest and accurate as they can for what it's like to raise kids. The struggle sounds very real for any parents out there. At least the world's churching up some memes to honor the struggle. 

Twitter user @ianhickton, found himself confused and entertained by a ridiculously meticulous list of Airbnb house rules recently. He shared the list on Twitter and people were definitely in agreement. 

The internet's been caught up in a frenzy over the "Storm Area 51" Facebook event that has hundreds of thousands (if not a million by this time) of people jokingly signed up to storm the heavily guarded military base. We've been able to enjoy a steady influx of Area 51 memes, so no complaints there. And then things seemed to come to a head when the Air Force itself issued a formal warning to anyone giving serious consideration toward actually trying to storm Area 51. 

To keep the mood light, we've got a recent Twitter thread of Twitter users sharing what kinds of crazy stuff they think could be kept in Area 51. 

This family physician's using his Twitter account to share some of his thoughts about a day on the job dealing with mindless patients. The jokes definitely bring with them a "dad joke" kind of vibe. But we enjoyed them. 

This coldhearted Chicago Cubs fan's earned himself the nickname of "Mai Tai Guy" after footage of him stealing a home run ball from kids in the stands surfaced. I mean, he didn't rip the ball out of their hands or anything, but he definitely could've been more sensitive to those hopeful kids around him that just wanted a chance at taking home a home run ball. 

Twitter users have banded together to share the dumbest of their ideas when it comes to improving the world. The results are actually pretty impressive. Like some of this stuff would really benefit the world. 

For some people the path to solving a seemingly simple math problem can be all kinds of complicated. It's funny how difficult we make it for ourselves to crunch them numbers, but sometimes that's the only way.