After all the hype and the buildup, "Storm Area 51" is here. People actually showed up. Not only that, but we've got Kyles out there already photobombing live news broadcasts with legendary "Naruto Runs." So, with an event of such amazingly ridiculous proportions, we had to round up some of our favorite tweets from the madness.
When Twitter User @kiiiiimberly_, asked her partner what the label on her tampon meant, and they failed miserably, it went on to inspire a movement. Women everywhere started texting their partners, and asking them what the labels on their tampons meant; and literally nobody seemed able to accurately guess what was going on. At the very least, they deserve some credit for their effort and creativity.
Every few years, government officials and experts come out and try to say how weed is 10 or 20 times stronger than it was a few years ago. Even using some grade school math, we're left with pretty astronomical figures on how potent weed is supposed to be. Activist and author Dana Larsen put together a short thread on how strong it would have to be today if everyone had been telling the truth.
This guy decided to live tweet his poor buddy's marriage falling apart in a blaze of glory. Turns out the guy had stopped gambling, but never said he'd stop for good. It was that detail alone that sent the conversation with his partner into a terrible downwards spiral. The devil is in the details, man. Buckle up and enjoy this emotional rollercoaster. It might be an oldie, but it is absolutely a goldie.
Twitter users are sharing those moments that their first dates became their last, and the resulting stories are brimming with cringe and failed attempts at romance. Sometimes one goes into a date, and just knows right off the bat that it's not going to work out.
Buckle up and brace yourself for one mind blowing Twitter thread that makes a compelling argument toward the fact that we are all actually just living in a simulation, and that the world ended in 2012. How does it feel? How does it feel to know that we're living in some long-winded, infinite simulation that will never let us out? A bit claustrophobic, or does it all just make sense.
This man in New Zealand decided he'd proactively lighten the spirits on the day he was due to get fired, by bringing an "emotional support clown" with him for the event. Can't say we've ever heard of someone adopting this tactic amidst getting fired, but damn if it's one for the books. Twitter users naturally had some jokes to make about the whole madness of the situation.
The English language is frustratingly confusing, and seems to make zero sense at times. The following list of definitions, sayings, terms, etc. serve as a solid testament to the fact. For such a widespread language, it has an uncanny knack for confusing the shit out of people. If you're looking for more language struggles, it's worth checking out the following times people utterly failed at their spelling attempts.
These lying liar faces were called out for their shitty attempts to spread dishonesty into the world. The internet is already confusing enough without tons of people trying to further their own agendas by telling lies left and right. Thankfully there's a fair amount of truth-defending champions around, ready to reverse image search the crap out of any liars that are trying to weave their web of deceit.
In a viral Twitter hashtag Twitter users are sharing all the signs that someone is potentially cheating. We've got situations as simple as someone trying to get a leg up in a game of Monopoly, to a more dire scenario involving a cheating partner hiding stuff on their phone. Either way, you don't want to find yourself caught up in one of these uncomfortable situations.
