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A collection of times that flat earthers logic was absolutely ridiculous | Daniel @MyFavsTrash Pearl Harbour had be an inside job, no chance japanese plane could have flown this far 1941. 12/28/16, 3:07 PM South Carolina, USA | fonzworthcutlass athugsdream can't go other way? fonzworthcutlass No earth is flat. This is basic knowledge. johnbrownsbodyy also appreciate logic planes can't fly over land.

Absurd Instances Of Flat Earther Logic

Absurd made up dangers of black pool Tumblr thread | facs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because absorbs all light heats up very fast. If exposed direct sunlight takes all UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F boiling point water. So if did coat pool material water would boil as soon as sun touched killing everyone swimming

Tumblr Thread Explains "Dangers" of Black-Tiled Pools and Gullibility

Tumblr thread about chinese guy smiling in old timey photo | black and white vintage photograph AMERICAN MUSEUM& NATURAL HISTORY Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 comradeonion this is an extremely important picture 24-sa3t Ive never seen someone 1904 having fun omg

Tumblr Thread: Dude Actually Having Fun In an Old Picture

Tumblr thread highlights how scientific language is full of hilarious puns | fuckingflying hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One most influential experiments linguistic anthropology involved teaching chimp asl. One most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky know chimp's name Nim Chimpsky. Fucking monkey pun. | There's group very important genes determine if body develops right shape/ organization they are called hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous different

Tumblr Thread: Scientific Language Is A Punny Goldmine

A collection of funny and bizarre Tumblr nuggets | BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff Judge order pay $10,000 Mario: why? Judge s fine Mario sadly] no itsa not silentraptor4000 Plz Jeff, change url | existentialcrisisetcetera Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like "Ill shred shoes" or fill lobby with sand" black--lavend3r 's all fun and games until forget filter yourself and are now known office threatening steal people's teeth mamoru sorry black--lavend3r work game developer so have playtes

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Tumblr monster writing prompt short story | writing-prompt-s charge assigning every child on Earth monster under their bed. One child particular has caused every monster assigned him/her quit decide assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case 273402 Status: Disastrous stare at file and realize have no options, over last 2 years every monster assigned Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her four years,

Tumblr Monster Writing Prompt Invokes The Feels

Tumblr user runs the math on Ice Cube's "Good Day." | hiphopfightsback.com Finding exact date day Ice Cube refers his classic song "Today Good Day hiphopfightsback CLUE 1 Went Short Dog's house, They watching Yo MTV RAPS" Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cube's single Today Good Day released on: Feb 23 1993

Tumblr Post: Exact Date Of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

Master in animal sciences gets schooled on horses | horses (and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related. Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human which walk on quarter bones our entire

Tumblr Thread: "Master" In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

Tumblr Thread about the human body has limits to its own strength so it doesn't damage itself | not--bot--swear Just so guys know. Hysterical strength is basically body not holding back and going %100 though there is great danger hurting yourself or breaking something since ignoring pain and going %100. There case where kid deadlifted car save sibling but,cracked 8 his teeth during because he clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst can lift car or fight off polar bears probably going break somethin

Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

A collection of totally random and hilarious Tumblr nuggets. | kelssiel aliens being confused by humans deal with scents human gonna have wash this blanket get rid new smell alien makes note humans prefer mark objects with familiar scents* human gotta love new car smell" alien scratches out previous note and replaces with question mark* human old books smell so good alien increasingly frustrated note taking* human mmm love new book smell alien WHY ARE LIKE THIS Source: kelssiel 56,609 notes | an

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Funny Tumblr thread points out that humans are team, "hold my beer." | lyrangalia Follow prokopetz Random Headcanon Federation vessels Star Trek seem experience bizarre malfunctions with such overwhelming frequency isn't just an artefact television serial format. Rather s because Federation as culture are bunch deranged hyper-neophiles, tooling around ships packed full beyond-cutting-edge tech they don't really understand. Endlessly frustrating if have fight them, because they can pull an effect

Tumblr Thread: Humans Are Team, "Hold My Beer"

A short Tumblr thread calls out Mr. Mime for being creepiest pokémon | tredlocity at first like "why did they make those things his head weird growths and not hair but then looked up on Pokemon Wiki and

Tumblr Thread: Mr. Mime Is The Creepiest Pokémon

gay in texas | indiedrone x T but mom will other people know white Texan, are Christian guy pointing at a wall covered in crosses

Gay Texans On Tumblr Bond Over Their Mothers' Crucifix Decor

A funny Tumblr thread about how some folks are just born metal | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 5th grade some boys hid my desk boys bathroom confused got school and missing, so just sat on floor and read my book until teacher came and made them put back realize now they were trying trick into go into boys bathroom, but no one actually told s where my desk and didn't occur ask.

Tumblr Thread: Some People Are Born Metal

Tumblr user clears up a case of food allergies for a guy | circusbutch orange juice is superior beverage bc makes ur tongue feel like u ate bunch ants which reminds my childhood would put ants my mouth and eat em except this time tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op think probably allergic citrus?

Tumblr Thread: Nice Tumblr User Clears Up Case Of Food Allergies

Tumblr thread actually makes history fun to read about | REI tilthat TIL Tiffany Problem Tiffany is medieval name-short Theophania 12th century. Authors can't use historical or fantasy fiction, however, because name looks too modern. This is an example reality is sometimes too unrealistic. via reddit.com incorrectdiscworldquotes "Authors can't use fantasy fiction, eh see about Terry Pratchett, probably

Tumblr Thread: History Actually Becomes Fun

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Entitled neighbor refuses to move their car from resident's driveway, resident blocks them with their own vehicle before leaving for the weekend: ‘You're lucky I didn't call a tow truck’

Entitled neighbor refuses to move their car from resident's driveway, resident blocks them with their own vehicle before leaving for the weekend: ‘You're lucky I didn't call a tow truck’

Update: Parents ask 30-year-old to donate $15,000 that she didn't know she had to her 22-year-old brother for his schooling: 'I’d turned down opportunities because no help was available. I just wish I’d known'

Update: Parents ask 30-year-old to donate $15,000 that she didn't know she had to her 22-year-old brother for his schooling: 'I’d turned down opportunities because no help was available. I just wish I’d known'

Non-tech manager gets power hunger with IT department, ends up eating his own tail when employees maliciously comply and anger company's VP: ‘[He] thought it was a Fortune 500.’

Non-tech manager gets power hunger with IT department, ends up eating his own tail when employees maliciously comply and anger company's VP: ‘[He] thought it was a Fortune 500.’

Boss bans phones in the workplace, employee complies until boss needs to reach her urgently: 'I wasn’t about to get written [up] for breaking a policy she just finished enforcing'

Boss bans phones in the workplace, employee complies until boss needs to reach her urgently: 'I wasn’t about to get written [up] for breaking a policy she just finished enforcing'

Entitled cousin expects software engineer relative to drop their Christmas Day plans and set up two new PCs he purchased for his daughters: ‘I haven't joined them for Christmas since’

Entitled cousin expects software engineer relative to drop their Christmas Day plans and set up two new PCs he purchased for his daughters: ‘I haven't joined them for Christmas since’

‘I never said I was taking his shift’: Entitled coworker assumes fellow employee will take his shift without receiving confirmation, then sneakily tells boss they found shift coverage

‘I never said I was taking his shift’: Entitled coworker assumes fellow employee will take his shift without receiving confirmation, then sneakily tells boss they found shift coverage