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Quick Tumblr thread honors the larger than life saxophones | 131-di contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument huge horns

Tumblr Thread: Larger Than Life Saxophones

Funny Tumblr thread about the Addams Family renting out rooms to broke college students | guilty-as-battery-charged Addams Family renting out rooms their huge mansion cheaply broke college students students digging because craziness and bugs are pretty much same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants abuse and exploit.

Tumblr Thread: Addams Family Rents Rooms Out To College Students

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Funny tumblr thread on Jesus stick tradition | grumpsaesthetics every year around christmas and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe want put jesus room instead, sweetie now s important note jesus referred our game is not actually real jesus christ, but instead wooden figure made 2011 has an uncanny resemblance lord and savior himself so happens is place jesus our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks if don't want decorate my room with him instead ask her return if she think

Tumblr User Explains Their Annual "Moving of the Jesus"

Funny Tumblr thread breaks down legal implications of Davy Jones' curse | bootslots funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought "put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great idea at some point someone told davy jones their

Tumblr Thread: Legal Rules Of Davy Jones' Infamous Curse

Tumblr Story: Club Penguin Inspires Wholesome Friendship

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Tumblr thread about Pokemon being drawn the sizes of the animals they are based on | sinnerbird im going start thread pokemon drawn sizes things theyre based on here start very-salty-popcorn very small boi enters

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon Drawn to Actual Scale

A collection of funny posts from the world of Tumblr | Will course be hard Don't Know Will tests be hard? Don't know But paper will be soft countercontempt 's been week and still don't have syllabus and l'm not entirely convinced my science prof has any clue 's going on | if had twin would go into crowds strangers and profess my love someone and then say "if our love isn't meant be will go back time and slap myself" and then my twin would burst and slap should do with my twin need twin

Strange, Random, And Funny Tumblr Posts

A collection of cursed Tumblr posts. | Packaged goods - unukorn: squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala550: mac and cheese mac and cheese 's an egg 's an ipad iPad | Packaged goods - kittiesinthemorning just don't understand this happened. But here's picture lemon my backyard scientificperfection EVERLOVING FUCK buttpilgrim life gives iemons MAKE SACRIFICES

The World's Most Cursed Tumblr Posts

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Angels and demons bond with each other over sandwiches in creative Tumblr story | writing-prompt-s While putting favorite condiment on sandwich accidentally make magical occult symbol and summon demon teawitch silently take two more slices bread out package and make another sandwich put on plate with handful potato chips and hand demon. He takes sandwich, smiles and vanishes puff demonic smoke next day get job promotion were after. There no contract. No words spoken owe nothing. But every now an

Tumblr Thread: Angels And Demons Bond Over Sandwiches

Tumblr breaks down color theory | memewhore So our local children's hospital re- cently redecorated, but not too sure they really thought things out gildatheplant Literally any other colour would've been better choice guys.

Tumblr Breaks Down Color Theory

Tumblr thread explains cats' path toward domestication | koryos CATS let's talk about housecats and fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically like who thought good idea have tiny malicious predators our homes anyways not us actually) are they even domesticated yes) do they even feel LOVE yes) LET'S LEARN ABOUT CATS

Tumblr Thread: Cats And Their Journey To Domestication

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Millennial tells baby boomer to stop it with the blame game | generation generation where two teachers could afford buy 4- bedroom house San Diego, CA and then afford mortgage and raise 2 kids private school (my parents did this generation generation where one parent could work Financial Aid at local college and other could raise 2 kids 3 bedroom house (my now-retired coworker did this).

Tumblr Thread: Millennial Tells Baby Boomer To Stop Blame Game

Quick and funny Tumblr thread about how an employee calls out company's lack of security by robbing them | flamefriendsshipped So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'l tell full story fandomiovingweirdo Storu

Tumblr Thread: Employee Robs Museum To Call Out Lack Of Security

Pizza delivery driver describes their weirdest customers | cthulhu-with--fez p igotethulhu D An Incomplete List Noteable People l've Delivered Pizzas shinxy--wonderland: tybaar s coming up on year now since got my current job as pizza delivery girl, and thought this would be good time delve into little ever- expanding "WTFPIZZA" note keep on my cell helps remember some my more, uh interesting deliveries. So without further ado and no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left lasting

Tumblr Thread: Pizza Delivery Driver's Strangest Customers

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A quick Tumblr thread provides tips for dealing with anxiety | thesigilwitch just about spiral into bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes "Stick an ice cube mouth not really sure where he got idea, and kinda laughed at because didn't see would help, but he insistent. So did And now on my second cube, because worked. thesigilwitch He explained his reasoning he got home.

Quick Tumblr Thread On Tips For Handling Anxiety

Funny tumblr thread on diluting holy water | meglyman Homeopathic holy kaijutegu 's not actually any amount holy water- according Church water has be more than half holy water by volume. So if take half gallon+ few drops holy water and half gallon secular water get one gallon holy water, plus few drops can then add gallon secular water and then have two gallons

Tumblr Thread Explains Holy Water Loopholes

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Entitled HOA board members demand that new homeowners give up their designated space for another neighbor, homeowners refuse: 'Peg didn't like that. Not one bit'

Entitled HOA board members demand that new homeowners give up their designated space for another neighbor, homeowners refuse: 'Peg didn't like that. Not one bit'

HOA Karen building manager, tries to force out tenant so her friend can move into the building, tenant gets the owner involved, who fires her and doubles her rent: 'she couldn’t afford to pay the full rent'

HOA Karen building manager, tries to force out tenant so her friend can move into the building, tenant gets the owner involved, who fires her and doubles her rent: 'she couldn’t afford to pay the full rent'

Full-time employee informed he's going part-time despite having to complete the same amount of work per day: 'I didn't see how all this work could get done'

Full-time employee informed he's going part-time despite having to complete the same amount of work per day: 'I didn't see how all this work could get done'

‘I don’t have that kind of money! Don’t you have matching ones you can give me?’: Intern snaps at coworker for not giving her enough free clothes after she complained she was broke, and can’t afford new clothing

‘I don’t have that kind of money! Don’t you have matching ones you can give me?’: Intern snaps at coworker for not giving her enough free clothes after she complained she was broke, and can’t afford new clothing

10+ year employee stands up to entitled CEO who demands huge project be completed before vacation: 'You want me to resign? Good luck without me!'

10+ year employee stands up to entitled CEO who demands huge project be completed before vacation: 'You want me to resign? Good luck without me!'

Management starts tracking employees' every move and forcing them to stay at their desks, their compliance cost the company $50k: 'We're doing exactly what they wanted - staying at our desks and not moving around'

Management starts tracking employees' every move and forcing them to stay at their desks, their compliance cost the company $50k: 'We're doing exactly what they wanted - staying at our desks and not moving around'

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