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Tumblr | silverhawk honestly tho scene incredibles where mr. incredible sees names all old super heroes used be his friends he knew Back Day and every one them has been killed by syndrome is such chilling scene so many reasons like one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc means almost every hero wanted try out being hero again despite laws against and wanted try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only

Tumblr Thread: A Deep Look At The Incredibles

A collection of funny and random moments from people on Tumblr. | tredlocity all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and shrek movie series, but also all collectively agree their existence makes world better place steakplissken king laughs at jester, but values his wit and honesty Source: tredlocity 4,788 notes

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A beautiful Tumblr story on the God of Arepo | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved .

Tumblr Story: A Selfless Farmer With A Noble Heart

A beautiful story on Tumblr about a pirate mermaid | OChwistopher @Loudwindow Concept: Pirates slay monster mermaid steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid using treasure chest as cradle. Pirates:

Emotional Story About A Pirate Mermaid

A collection of funny and random gems from Tumblr | officialunitedstates 's with these people telling l'm "full myself course l'm full myself else is my body supposed be full rumblespheres bees

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A quick and funny Tumblr thread about dad's silent acts of kindness | margotkim So came home work today and there kindle addressed did not remember ordering spent afternoon trying figure out accidentally purchased kindle Amazon, and came back hanging out with Catherine told my parents, guys will not believe accidentally ordered myself Huh said Dad very casually Did get charged spent next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into living room announce No didn't. Do think 's mistake?

Quick Tumblr Thread About Dad's Silent Kindness

Tumblr thread about being ant god resulting in ant war | cerothenull S quinnred probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath why can't humans be summoned by ants answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if bunch ants formed circle my house l'd certainly notice, try figure out where they'd all come and possibly wreak destruction there. | weasowl 's why knowing and correctly pronouncing true name is so important ritual. Imagine impossible would be not go ta

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A quick and informative Tumblr post on how to escape from a coffin | laufie escape after being buried alive coffin could happen anyone. People bury person alive scare them or get rid them this situation, rely only on yourself. 1. Do not waste oxygen classic coffin there's only enough oxygen about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled do not swallow, or will start hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using flashlight is allowed

Tumblr Post: Escaping From A Coffin If Buried Alive

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A toy egg cracks, and then a weird monster baby thing pops out | Grow Babies Play Vistns Ages 5. Criçinal Size Amusing! Funnyi eNovel about week ago found this goodwill, one those "grow water" toys but there's no pictures might be inside besides awful baby clipart, and am insanely curious about whats actually egg 15 hour adventure starting now

Tumblr Thread: Grow-In-Water-Egg Cracks, Monster Pops Out

Tumblr thread on why Deer leave their fawns alone | fawn curled up beside fake deer which is used target practice | vampireapologist lot people are super upset by this, so here is reminder someone who has worked professionally with deer fawn tucked down alone like this is almost never an orphan. Fawns are extremely small, and their best defense is stay hidden as often as possible. Unless they are nursing or moving new spot, tucking themselves down grass or against bigger objects is their best de

Tumblr User Explains Why Lone Baby Deer Is Probably Fine

A funny Tumblr thread about what it would look like if someone with ADHD could freeze time. | hey-look--squirrel Can have an ADHD character with ability freeze time because would be literally funniest and most epic thing like can imagine Need more time finish my assignment? Not worry time freeze oh no can't find my car keys and have be at work 2 minutes Time freeze*

Tumblr Thread: If An ADHD Character Could Freeze Time

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A quick and educational Tumblr thread on the fully orbed owl | shiraglassman 's reminding do Duolingo practice demonladytakkuri real answer is really wants go away 's fledgling great horned owl, they're known being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known both climb trees and swim through still water pinch Most likely full scenario bird practicing flying, but fell because 's still kid and they do probably fell /by water then like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided not fact duck and he

Tumblr Thread: Fully Orbed Owls Are In Brawl Mode

A Tumblr thread about how the scientific language makes for ridiculous reports | if read frog paper "specimen released field immediately after capture" chances are very good actually means is dropped damn frog and despite fact fell all over each other no one could recapture "

Tumblr Thread: Absurd Realities Of The Scientific Language

A quick and fun story about an aunt's wedding vows approach is actually true. | 98khj Fun family story my aunt marrying her wife everyone really excited but also dreading because my aunt is known her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so came time her say her vows she had shit ton cue cards her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took deep inhale and then unravelled all cue cards which were taped together and they all just read "HOT DAMN

Quick Story About An Aunt's Wedding Vows

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A quick Tumblr thread appreciates the different perspectives of blind and deaf people | just-shower-thoughts Blind people must save lot on electricity. stomatium They do actually! mauve-moth had blind professor, last semester, and swung through his office make up an exam while

Quick Tumblr Thread Appreciates Different Perspectives

A Tumblr thread describes all the wild medieval battle tactics. | Medieval castle stairs were often built ascend narrow, clockwise spirals so right- handed castle defenders could use their swords more easily. This design put those on way up at disadvantage (unless they were left-handed steps were also uneven give defenders advantage anticipating each step's size while attackers tripped over them. Source Source 2 Source

Tumblr Thread: Medieval Battle Tactics Were Wild

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