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Short Tumblr thread about how people can be artificially nice in the service industry | tumblr post punlich One time used my retail voice on coworker and she like Don't use customer voice on know dead inside like rest us s just frightening and weird

Tumblr Thread: The Art Of BS In The Service Industry

Tumblr thread explains why parents need to teach their kids to respect pets | ANAEINT Dún Laoghaire K9, LLC June 13, 2016 Instagram O HAIRE R Prime example NOT allow. Eventually will come head and dog will have enough. This child will be injured and this dog will be labeled aggressive and rehomed or likely euthanized. Stop allowing children mistreat dogs s not cute s not funny s not playful s dangerous and stupid dog and child pay consequences parents lack common sense.

Thread Explains Why Kids Should be Taught to Respect Pets

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Interesting thoughts from various people that use Tumblr | blxxdfae dont think american filmmakers realise huge london is, because sure have london eye and houses parliament but say 'london has fallen so nandos catford is flames tesco peckham has descended into chaos? wtf furiouslyfeminist have states bigger than entire country Source: cherrygOre viralthings woman planning marry showed this pebble looks like guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said rock music sheepkind marry her

Nuggets Of Gold From Tumblr's Busy Brains

Tumblr user says a coconut is a mammal and starts discussion on classifying different animals | just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo coconut is mammal. maliwanhellfires know being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

"Coconuts as Mammals" gets Tumblr Started on Animal Classification

Short Tumblr thread explains how shorthand writing works | Red @redgermz Saw this on Facebook and sent my brother, who is pharmacist. Unsa man na b 10:29 AM Paracetamol atrophied Using Gregg Alphabet as reference can see most letters atrophied" are present. But why no "o" vowel, and why is "ph" written as "f Simple shorthand cut out all vowels word writing down, with exception words BEGIN or END with vowel (hence at start being present or like atrophied make more readable sound could be harder

Quick Tumblr Thread Explains Shorthand Writing

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Funny Tumblr thread about Powerpuff girls hands | tumblr post -m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e 's always kind funny Powerpuff Girls fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and 's like they legit don't have those canon s not just style choice, they actually don't have fingers and noses mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand things pick them up S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis

Tumblr Thread Explains The Powerpuff Girls are Freaky Handless Monsters

Tumblr users ask what centaurs can breed with | volcel-official Then question is, would be morally acceptable centaur mate with normal horse Ma pain-and-missouri And would offspring be like? trashcanbees 50% 75% 100% kompanie-mutter hate all this trashcanbees Bigot

Short Tumblr Thread on Centaurs Asks The Hard Questions

Tumblr thread pokes fun at Pirates of The Caribbean | bootslots funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought "put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great idea at some point someone told davy jones their idea him stand bucke

Tumblr Thread Explores Loophole Of Davy Jones' Curse

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Tumblr thread explains why the guy from Lilo and Stitch is the best Disney Prince | David Kawena Lilo and Stitch is ultimate Disney prince because he is there Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything 's going on their lives. They're going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all sudden Nani has be mom her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and 's hard enough as is

Tumblr Thread Explains David Kawena, The Best Disney Prince

Tumblr user has adorable names for their misfit cats | followthebluebell Roomba literally just sitting tub water while Pepe holds down her towel. chonky cat named potato.

Tumblr User Has The Best Names For Misfit Cats

A short but very entertaining Tumblr post shows off the big difference in perspectives between blind and deaf people | Blind people must save lot on electricity. stomatium They do actually! mauve-moth had blind professor, last semester, and swung through his office make up an exam while

A Short Wholesome Tumblr Post On Different Perspectives

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Entertaining and creative Tumblr story about delaying the apocalypse through great parenting | writing-prompt-s church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted small child and excited see them. But do child is menace. They're throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting Latin summon demons, but weirdest thing is sister doesn't seem mind.

Tumblr Story Imagines Delaying Apocalypse Through Good Parenting

Tumblr thread calls out how men are objectified too | cruxofargon know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she's RIGHT Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he cutting weight every single scene maintain his physique at 155 ever cut weight know horrible must have been. He did because they needed look Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike

Tumblr Thread On Men Being Objectified

Tumblr thread makes a case for why magenta doesn't actually exist | inkwingart This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn't actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta serve as considers logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends linear spectrum. TL;DR this color is fake (and also hate) pococurantina can color be fake 0 shaaknaa Wait til learn about Stygean Blue pyrrhiccomedy brain is badly-designed hot mess bootstrapped chemistry will tell all

Tumblr Thread On How Magenta Doesn't Exist

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A collection of fun and entertaining tidbits from the English language | im really pissed palindrome isnt palindrome backwards Ah, yes but emordnilap is word! An emornilap is any word spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples emordnilap pairs include:

Fun Tidbits From The English Language

A Tumblr user's comments about what makes up a livable wage gets disproven | There's no state where full-time minimum wage worker can afford one-bedroom apartment at fair market rent s unacceptable. constitutioncutie Minimum wage 7.25 $7.25 x 40 hour full time work week 290 $290 x 4 weeks per month 1,160 every Southern state didn't have time look at rest country can find some sort studio apartment around $500

Tumblr User's Livable Wage Comment Gets Disproved

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