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A quick Tumblr thread honors dandelions. | taavot remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or pretty color or something and every adult an 80 mile radius wouldn't let say without screaming ITS WEED rabbittrabbitt also like dandelions are edible, easy grow, and are rich vitamins c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium

A Quick Tumblr Thread On Dandelion Rights

Funny tumblr posts and memes | 1 lordmeowdemort Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend purplethebunny dare make hear this with my own internal monologue. 108,737 notes >

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A collection of funny and ridiculous gems from the world of Tumblr | Spongebob looking at sleeping Patrick about tell her missed bus my mom sleeping monsterpromlgbt than anything currently being shown off National History Museum This picture conveys more emotion | simnostalgia Fun Fact: Despite many times Sims has changed art styles, they'll often reuse assets by just slightly altering them new game. One example this is pigeon model they've been reusing and slightly changing since 2004. pizzaba

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Tumblr story about a selfless farmer god | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved Hope harvest god Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks wheat d be nice know He looked down at ash smeared on stone rocks all laid askew, and coughed and

Tumblr Story: Selfless Farmer With A Heart Of Gold

A funny Tumblr thread points out how creepy elves' eyes are from Lord of the Rings | O colonelmagpie Theory: Nobody who writes physics textbook gives any fucks Evidence: Q2S.12 J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord Rings (volume 2, p. 32 Legolas Elf claims be able accurately count horsemen and discern their hair color (yel- low) 5 leagues away on bright, sunny day. Make appropriate estimates and argue Legolas must have very strange-looking eyes, have some means nonvisual perception, or have made lucky guess 1

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers With Scary Eyes

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Tumblr dissets Pokémon's probability system, and it's amazing | rocketreturns remember mirage island shit pokemon r/s/e fucked nonsense ask-oncies-jizz had talk an old man once per day. then game would generate 2 random number bytes. those bytes would have both match also random and unseeable personality values one party pokemon. assuming had full party 6 roughly 1/10000 chance. thats rarer than finding shiny. and this wasn't once per random encounter this once per day. this only way find liechi

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon's Probability System Is Madness

A collection of times that flat earthers logic was absolutely ridiculous | Daniel @MyFavsTrash Pearl Harbour had be an inside job, no chance japanese plane could have flown this far 1941. 12/28/16, 3:07 PM South Carolina, USA | fonzworthcutlass athugsdream can't go other way? fonzworthcutlass No earth is flat. This is basic knowledge. johnbrownsbodyy also appreciate logic planes can't fly over land.

Absurd Instances Of Flat Earther Logic

Absurd made up dangers of black pool Tumblr thread | facs facts--just-made-up Fun fact about Vantablack- Because absorbs all light heats up very fast. If exposed direct sunlight takes all UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F boiling point water. So if did coat pool material water would boil as soon as sun touched killing everyone swimming

Tumblr Thread Explains "Dangers" of Black-Tiled Pools and Gullibility

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Tumblr thread about chinese guy smiling in old timey photo | black and white vintage photograph AMERICAN MUSEUM& NATURAL HISTORY Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 comradeonion this is an extremely important picture 24-sa3t Ive never seen someone 1904 having fun omg

Tumblr Thread: Dude Actually Having Fun In an Old Picture

Tumblr thread highlights how scientific language is full of hilarious puns | fuckingflying hate linguistic anthropology. Why? One most influential experiments linguistic anthropology involved teaching chimp asl. One most influential linguistics is named Noam Chomsky know chimp's name Nim Chimpsky. Fucking monkey pun. | There's group very important genes determine if body develops right shape/ organization they are called hedgehog genes, because fruit fly geneticists are all ridiculous different

Tumblr Thread: Scientific Language Is A Punny Goldmine

A collection of funny and bizarre Tumblr nuggets | BAD JOKES badjokesbyjeff Judge order pay $10,000 Mario: why? Judge s fine Mario sadly] no itsa not silentraptor4000 Plz Jeff, change url | existentialcrisisetcetera Current favourite thing: Strange tumblr curses like "Ill shred shoes" or fill lobby with sand" black--lavend3r 's all fun and games until forget filter yourself and are now known office threatening steal people's teeth mamoru sorry black--lavend3r work game developer so have playtes

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Tumblr monster writing prompt short story | writing-prompt-s charge assigning every child on Earth monster under their bed. One child particular has caused every monster assigned him/her quit decide assign yourself. kittenwiskers Case 273402 Status: Disastrous stare at file and realize have no options, over last 2 years every monster assigned Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her four years,

Tumblr Monster Writing Prompt Invokes The Feels

Tumblr user runs the math on Ice Cube's "Good Day." | hiphopfightsback.com Finding exact date day Ice Cube refers his classic song "Today Good Day hiphopfightsback CLUE 1 Went Short Dog's house, They watching Yo MTV RAPS" Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cube's single Today Good Day released on: Feb 23 1993

Tumblr Post: Exact Date Of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

Master in animal sciences gets schooled on horses | horses (and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related. Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human which walk on quarter bones our entire

Tumblr Thread: "Master" In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

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Tumblr Thread about the human body has limits to its own strength so it doesn't damage itself | not--bot--swear Just so guys know. Hysterical strength is basically body not holding back and going %100 though there is great danger hurting yourself or breaking something since ignoring pain and going %100. There case where kid deadlifted car save sibling but,cracked 8 his teeth during because he clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst can lift car or fight off polar bears probably going break somethin

Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

A collection of totally random and hilarious Tumblr nuggets. | kelssiel aliens being confused by humans deal with scents human gonna have wash this blanket get rid new smell alien makes note humans prefer mark objects with familiar scents* human gotta love new car smell" alien scratches out previous note and replaces with question mark* human old books smell so good alien increasingly frustrated note taking* human mmm love new book smell alien WHY ARE LIKE THIS Source: kelssiel 56,609 notes | an

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Entitled HOA board members demand that new homeowners give up their designated space for another neighbor, homeowners refuse: 'Peg didn't like that. Not one bit'

Entitled HOA board members demand that new homeowners give up their designated space for another neighbor, homeowners refuse: 'Peg didn't like that. Not one bit'

HOA Karen building manager, tries to force out tenant so her friend can move into the building, tenant gets the owner involved, who fires her and doubles her rent: 'she couldn’t afford to pay the full rent'

HOA Karen building manager, tries to force out tenant so her friend can move into the building, tenant gets the owner involved, who fires her and doubles her rent: 'she couldn’t afford to pay the full rent'

Full-time employee informed he's going part-time despite having to complete the same amount of work per day: 'I didn't see how all this work could get done'

Full-time employee informed he's going part-time despite having to complete the same amount of work per day: 'I didn't see how all this work could get done'

‘I don’t have that kind of money! Don’t you have matching ones you can give me?’: Intern snaps at coworker for not giving her enough free clothes after she complained she was broke, and can’t afford new clothing

‘I don’t have that kind of money! Don’t you have matching ones you can give me?’: Intern snaps at coworker for not giving her enough free clothes after she complained she was broke, and can’t afford new clothing

10+ year employee stands up to entitled CEO who demands huge project be completed before vacation: 'You want me to resign? Good luck without me!'

10+ year employee stands up to entitled CEO who demands huge project be completed before vacation: 'You want me to resign? Good luck without me!'

Management starts tracking employees' every move and forcing them to stay at their desks, their compliance cost the company $50k: 'We're doing exactly what they wanted - staying at our desks and not moving around'

Management starts tracking employees' every move and forcing them to stay at their desks, their compliance cost the company $50k: 'We're doing exactly what they wanted - staying at our desks and not moving around'

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