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Funny moments and memes from Tumblr | Y REI tilthat TIL 23 crew aboard Christopher Columbus' ship "Santa Maria named "Juan via reddit.com krinkshame 's nearly three juan ratio recoil-operated son bitch purplespaladin Wouldn't be four juan? mens-rights-activia No, 3 Juan is correct because every 4 people, 3 are not Juan and one is Juan; 3:1 means there are 4 parts all together, 75%:25 s ratios work

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A collection of funny moments from the world of Tumblr. | silentthevoice Petition change "he looked at her like she sun he looked at her like she moon" and any other variation bc look at moon wonder and love and amazement while only ever just squinted angrily at sun louisamayanniecat He looked at her like she sun he never looked at her except frustration. He basked her warmth, he complained she gone, but he never looked. On days she muted, he complained. On days she stronger, he hid her. He neve

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Rude Chinese customer doesn't realize that the cashier speaks Mandarin Chinese as well | They didn't know speak Chinese too So white Caucasian female, but am fluent Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at wouldn't know can speak Mandarin, which is why find absolutely hysterical mess with people they come through my line speaking Chinese, and understand every word their saying. My co workers find especially hysterical. Okay, so other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and asked t

Rude Chinese Customer Doesn't Know Cashier Speaks Mandarin Chinese

A Tumblr thread imagines an alien invasion being fought off by nature | giraffepoliceforce really want science fiction story where aliens come invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only be fought off by wildlife. They were expecting military resistance. They weren't counting on bears. splintercellconviction Imagine coming hostile alien world and being attacked by horde creatures can weigh up 3 tons, run at 30 km/h (19 mph and bite with force 8,100 newtons (1,800 lbf By time realise th

Tumblr Thread: Alien Invasion Fought Off By Wildlife

Tumblr thread imagines what angels look like | S -mighty-birdy Anonymous asked do angels actually look like per bible? revelation19 answered: Well, according Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this

Tumblr Thread: Angels Are Benevolent Lovecraftian Monsters

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A collection of totally random and funny Tumblr gems | ofdreamcatchersandangels: painfullysane: do eyes ever randomly go out focus and then are too lazy focus them back and just stare at nothing while barvarian (Germany s called goaßgschau" which translates stare goat love there's word this | magnet @arcadeseals terrified random letters therapist are screams] therapist: oh see screaming intensifies] abbelbabbel this is such solid joke omg

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Funny History themed funny tumblr moments and stories | seduce with obscure knowledge history wonkas-golden-nword-pass Nintendo and ottoman empire existed during same time wonkas-golden-nword-pass Period Nintendo Founded 1828 1908 September 23, 1889, Kyoto, Kyoto Prefecture, Japan Nintendo

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A quick and fun Tumblr thread on the tree that owns itself | Yanra Dsfnan Reese St Deaning St Waddell St Waddell St Tree Owns Itself Directions Write review Tree Owns Itself is white oak tree, widely assumed have legal ownership itself and all land within eight feet its base. Wikipedia Address: South Finley Street, Athens, GA 30605, United States Reviews 4.3 6 Google reviews S Hull St S Hu Florida Ave N Newton St ton St SFinley St pe St S Pope St N Church St SHarris St

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A quick Tumblr thread about a state champion baker's tips | docholligay Coming state champion baker: If y'all use decent box mix and use melted butter instead vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead water, no one can tell difference sure as hell can't. Also, if add little almond extract vanilla cake, or little coffee chocolate cake sends through roof. This concludes attempting be helpful.

Tumblr Thread: State Champion Baker Dishes Out Tips

A collection of funny and random moments from Tumblr | corpish freshman our RA's name Hunter but he vegan so ended up nicknaming him Gatherer and still haven't gotten over Imao thisiswhereipoststuffs During high school, some us German students went on this exchange trip Europe. One kids our group named Myles, and so decided call him Kilometers while were staying Europe

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Creative Tumblr story about an unsung hero with a heart of gold | feynites my sister and were kids had this one action figure, who actually brutalized batman doll without his cape dog chewed half his head, too who dubbed 'Evil Chancellor Traytor idea fictional society our toys chancellor' just came with word 'evil front as matter ancient tradition. Like 'grand' or 'high' or something along those lines.

Tumblr Story: An Unsung Hero With A Heart Of Gold

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Tumblr thread involves people arguing over what lemonade actually is | fleamont Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer American lemonade is but don't actually have guys consider lemonade anyway so she never going get she wanted Imao. freshest-tittymilk Y'ALL AIN'T GOT LEMONADE madness. kingjaffejoffer don't actually have guys consider lemonade

Cultures Collide Over What Lemonade Is

Fun Tumblr thread looks at the timeless gem that is Jurassic Park | alessariel Did not know this, had reblog awesome movie history insights. brainsforbabyjesus So knew about animatronics bit but did not know raptors were guys suits and malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.

Tumblr Thread: Insightful Conversation On Jurassic Park's Visual Effects

Tumblr thread about an arts and crafts expert making curtain out of toy worms | iwillcutmyhairshort concept beaded curtain, but instead beads they're worms on strings iwillcutmyhairshort know these guys | fanotastic Hi op hope this satisfies needs.

Tumblr User Wants Curtain Of Squirmles, Arts And Crafts Expert Delivers

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Tumblr thread on how "ask" and "guess" people communicate | In some families, you grow up with the expectation that it's 0K to ask for anything at all, but you gotta realize you might get no for an answer. This is Ask Culture. In Guess Culture, you avoid putting a request into words unless you're pretty sure the answer will be yes. Guess Culture depends on a tight net of shared expectations. A key

Tumblr Thread: "Ask" People and "Guess" People

Tumblr thread calls out magenta for being an impossible shade of pink | rb this with ur opinion on this shade pink | inkwingart This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn't actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta serve as considers logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends linear spectrum. TL;DR this color is fake and also hate | achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily is magenta real ALL IMAGES NEWS MAPS VIDEOS Violet and red two components magenta,

Tumblr Thread: Magenta Is Fake, Our Brains Are Tripping