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Funny Tumblr thread on spider bogs | dombinic why do they always show cranberries thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like wh thetaobella never heard Bog? heartachedreamboy th

Tumblr Thread: Wolf Spiders Run The Cranberry Bogs

A Tumblr thread about catching a bus is legendary | ainaraoftime bus drivers who re-open their doors they see someone running towards stop are neutral good. any other kind bus driver is automatically lawful evil soaringsparrows chaotic evil bus driver who saw running stop and waited until at door close and drive away

Tumblr Thread: A Legendary Bus Catching Story

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Tumblr thread about hypothetical superhero named Crime Man | charlesoberonn Follow New superhero: Crime Man. He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes criminals. soft-riddler Follow Punisher does this and crime is murder charlesoberonn Follow Punisher doesn't stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. OCrime Man is more proactive than soft-riddler Follow So really mean is like totalitarian government profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which i

Tumblr Thread: Crime Man Saves The Day With Crime

Fastest moving manmade object could've torn a hole in a planet | RE tilthat TIL unconfirmed record fastest moving manmade object is manhole cover propelled by nuclear detonation high-speed camera trained on lid caught only one frame moving upward before vanished-which means moving about 125,000 miles per hour via reddit.com

Tumblr Thread: Fastest Manmade Object Went Full Send

Tumblr thread about the funny things a person's dentist has said | filledwiththislight Things my dentist has actually said Well, either x-rays lied or are spontaneously creating teeth going with second one because 's way cooler."

Tumblr Thread: Cool Dentist Who Doesn't Give A Heck

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Tumblr post about the legend of Blendo, a very dangerous robot | Jamie Hyneman, co-host Mythbusters, created and designed robot Robot Wars named 'Blendo' with help Adam Savage. This robot so powerful tossed bits enemy competitors out arena, and damaged arena walls. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

Tumblr Thread: The Legend Of Blendo

Tumblr thread about the "elephant paths" people carve in parks | starfleetacademy Follow Desire paths are just best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think 'too far cut thru grass food' and others will be like 'other human have good idea follow' until there's beaten path there's perfectly acceptable sidewalks either side starfleetacademy Follow User experience Design example

Tumblr Thread: In Defense of Those Unofficial Worn Paths

A quick and funny Tumblr thread about kids worshipping a stuffed octopus | ralsalot not teacher (yet) but do work with students and one them had nerve look dead eye and ask why would be bad idea eat this entire marker They're 11 official-lyzzystardust An 4th grader asked high five by saying little slappy make daddy happy?"

Tumblr Post: Kids Worship Teacher's Stuffed Octopus

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Tumblr user gets schooled on activated charcoal | Natural remedies are good. They do work. And shouldn't make fun them. phoenixonwheels Follow know they give activated charcoal dogs and cats if they get into meds or drink coolant or anything else toxic s because binds with meds and carries them out system without them interacting with body. If on meds and drink this bullshit not on meds today, champ may as well have flushed them down toilet. So kiss goodbye blood pressure meds/antidepressants/an

Tumblr User Gets Schooled on Activated Charcoal

A powerful Tumblr thread shines light on various anxiety disorders | all T-Mobile LTE 8:27 PM 83% norma1-people-sxare group rough looking boys walked past today and all heard their conversation he's got anxiety disorder bro so went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and made realise world isn't all bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just--phage

Tumblr Thread: Shining Light On Anxiety Disorders

A collection of funny and hilarious moments from Tumblr | spillywolf If courage isn't absence fear but doing right thing regardless maybe confidence isn't absence insecurity but knowing have real worth despite 160zm this is beautiful randomslasher By this same token, maybe goodness isn't absence bad thoughts or impulses, but conscious choice behave according moral ideals spite them | derofeba my computer decides deny access because admin restrictions OWN avengerofdeath2 As someone who works noth

Random, Golden Moments From The World Of Tumblr

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Tumblr explains the early 2000s phenomonon of losing "The Game." | rainnecassidy If old enough remember just lost Game. raggedyanndy

Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game

Tumblr thread about a story about a suburban family and their "fun pizza" | nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going party and white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza And she pull

Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga

An informative Tumblr post calls out vegans for not eating honey | vampiregirl2345 Vegans tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave quantities required so dont have eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off nectar and pollinate plants. They need agave want help environment? Go back honey liver and thyroid will thank as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause host issues. Bye.

Tumblr Post: Vegans Called Out For Not Eating Honey

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A collection of terribly cursed Tumblr posts to cringe at | snoopingasusualisee Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak achieve true nirvana soaprock henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1 RawR xD oh noes did scare im vewy sowwy targuzzler My heart just stopped and started again cursed directly at god allowing survive this | showerthoughtsofficial belly button is just old mouth. virgoassbitch acquaintedwithrask having good day were all having good day.

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Tumblr thread provides info on financial assistance for disabled people | stealthpenguingamergirl S naikoru Follow marauders4evr Follow Abled Person: Hey man, can hold this wad 2,000 and this one penny while open my wallet? Disabled Person COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL United States Government:

Educational Tumblr Thread On Financial Assistance For Disabled People