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A Tumblr thread about counteracting Karens and Kens with tears | beckyloveslife work retail, and have many years now not an easily fazed person and have Talk No Shit, Take No Shit mentality. However also have pretty intense anxiety disorder on top other mental health issues and started 6+ years ago there were some customers who got So all workers facing Karens and Kens out wild, here's my advice cry. If have type relationships with coworkers and managers will support don't try hold Cry like over

Tumblr Thread: Crying As Self Defense Against Karens And Kens

Man discovers cat with babies underneath his bed, and his dad instinct kicks in | Paris Zarcilla @ParisZarcilla So JUST FOUND CAT IS NOT MINE AND HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED.

Tumblr Thread: Man Discovers Cat With Babies Underneath Bed

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A ridiculous Tumblr thread about Davy Jones' curse from Pirates of the Carribean | sndwave Folgen funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought “put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great ideal" at some point someone told d

Tumblr Thread: The Logistics Of Davy Jones' Curse

Funny  and creative made up tumblr Titanic story | facts facts--just-made-up HAD TITANIC ARRIVED Titanic sank on April 14, 1912. Had not struck iceberg would have arrived New York on April 17th. But happening New York on April 17th, 1912 answer may change history as know .

Tumblr Thread on Titanic is as Fascinating as it is Made Up

Tumblr thread on strange cold-blooded cave goat | RE tilthat Follow TIL cave goat went extinct approx. 5,000 years ago is first known mammal have become cold-blooded. Their bone growth rate is unlike any other mammal, and more similar crocodiles showing slow and adaptive rates environmental temperature. via http ift.tt/2vtQOYg r-evolution-aries Follow goat's binomial name is Myotragus balearicus kind an oddball lot other ways, too, an example being had forward-facing eyes, giving stereoscopic vi

Tumblr Thread: The Cold-Blooded Freak Devil Cave Goat

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A quick Tumblr post defends the English language | theaustinstollhaus people go off about English is worst language just wanna point out few things Our future tense requires only one word (looking at Spanish Words don't change meanings depending on tone (Cantonese don't live some bizarre Beauty And Beast world where give inanimate objects genders (romance languages, German)

Quick Tumblr Post Defends English Language

Tumblr thread recreates very small funny animation error in Scooby Doo | scoobydoomistakes Follow Probably Happened Bob animator Ok, so, there's gonna be broken piece sign says KL’ on Can draw Frank animator Yeah, sure s this look KL

Tumblr Thread: Recreating a Scooby Doo Inconsistency

A quick Tumblr thread pokes fun at how adorable humans are | satanbird E floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable. Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow even if they haven't actually been hurt s just thing they say they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them shinier better, although each individual has unique taste style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock

Quick Tumblr Thread On Humans Being Adorable

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A funny Tumblr thread about a guy's hilarious burrito eating experience | BEANS CHEESE GALAMOLE MEAT RKE SOUR CREAM LETTUCE CILAUTRO SALSA Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: Lucky Shirt Comedy Cormer Intruding Have ever been earth? On earth use word "burrito describe

Tumblr Thread: Man Unleashes Fiery Rant About Burrito

A collection of totally random and hilarious Tumblr posts | worthyironman think best thing about gen z is their dedication self care and by this mean john mulaney performed at college and he took sip water crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him "hydrate before die-drate" therefor confusing an already confused man even more

Completely Random, Hilarious, And Strange Tumblr Gems

A funny Tumblr thread uses cultural stereotypes to imagine various hilarious recipes | thirdtimecharmed american recipes: buy these three cans stuff and put them pan congrats cooked

Tumblr Thread: Cultural Stereotypes Inspire Hilarious Recipes

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Tumblr thread about funny and weird school stories | frickerstein: today american lit kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us follow him and so all left room and he changed clock so like 6pm and like 10 minutes later kid ran into hallway with his backpack and were all sitting at end and he just sat down middle hallway and started cry yamatohatake: nosdrinker: my english teacher accused plagiarizing an essay wrote about my own life my friend got accused plagiarizing junior high because

Tumblr Thread: Weird and Stupid School Stories

An interesting Tumblr thread about wild overheards from a court reporter | ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are sexually active? WITNESS: No just lie there. ATTORNEY is date birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY old is son one living with WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five can't remember which. ATTORNEY long has he lived with WITNESS: Forty-five years.

Tumblr Thread: Wild Overheards From Court Reporter

Tumblr thread on roman fast food | extrajordinary Follow Some restaurants were fast food" variety, where customer could eat or purchase meal go Some were even designed such way customers could obtain meals without leaving their wag- ons or entering restaurant at all prototype drive-through" service. GUYS. THERE DRIVE-THROUGH ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH COST MY MASTERS HISTORY Daily Life Ancient Romans by David Matz] thatdangerous Follow *rolls up window* yeah gimme number V com

Tumblr Thread: Ancient Roman Diners Drive-Ins and Dives

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A funny Tumblr thread breaks down the ridiculousness of America | pumpkin-kitty-kat Follow Do non-americans realize United States is literally just bunch countries trench coat agreed be semi-nice each other order sneak into Big Boy Club? Because let's be honest 's just USA is pumpkin-kitty-kat Follow rest world: So big country states, standing on each other's shoulders: Y- yes,,

Tumblr Thread: The USA Explained

A collection of funny moments from the wild world of Tumblr | acepalindrome Follow My brother decided teach his two and half year old Mommy and Daddy have names and there is nothing funnier than seeing cranky toddler turn his mom and say 'leave alone, Meredith he only uses their names hes mad and kills every time he does 54,241 notes

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