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A funny Tumblr post about not judging a book by its cover | nOrma1-people-sxare group rough looking boys walked past today and all heard their conversation he's got anxiety disorder bro so went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and made realise world isn't all bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull

Tumblr Post: Big Buff Dudes Can Be Kind Too

Funny tumblr story of burglar who furnishes apartment | Nice Eric Follow @ericsshadow [burglar gently waking live like this? thestirge So heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but gist friend friend lived generally considered bad neighborhood, because he super poor college student and he could afford. He didn't have any furniture, he just slept on blanket on floor and had milk crate chair and like an old wire spool as table. No TV, nothing fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls

Tumblr Thread: Chaotic Good Burglar

A quick and funny Tumblr post about how paranormal activity is kids causing trouble | thecheshiresmiles everytime hear about children corn think about guy met at comic con who actually lived town they filmed movie at, and on farm where they filmed corn. he teenager at time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle corn and let air out tires production team's trailers and shit. and now there's Wikipedia pages about children corn set haunted and they thought they angered god

Tumblr Post: Paranormal Activity Is Bored Kids Causing Trouble

A collection of funny history insights from the minds of Tumblr | RE tilthat TIL according legend Corgi gift woodland faeries and their markings were caused by saddles and stirrups placed on their backs via ift.tt dwinkus can spend hundreds years breeding dog into little sausage shape and then just forget about and say fairies did Source: tilthat

History According To Tumblr Users

Tumblr thread on goblin personality | thealphapigeon Ya'll talk about Mom Friend and Older Sibling Friend but hear nothing about Goblin Friend Eats food up off floor screaming something about five second rule Sweatpants count as look Throws everything pile on nearest surface as soon as they're home "Haha 's gross let see" Hoards some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything Sitting dark room hours wrapped up seven blankets front laptop unblinking Makes weird noise effects express emotions Laying on

Tumblr Thread: People with Goblin Personality

A funny Tumblr post about war between pads and tampons | pesmenos Follow why is there such stigma against wearing pads? like why is people who wear tampons are seen as 'strong' and 'cool? y'all know someone people can't wear them bc hurts them or they just don't like them? stop making seem like people who wear pads are childish and weak compared those who wear tampons postcardsfromtheoryland Follow Ok kids buckle up because know answer this question because am bitter, vindictive person. So my fi

Tumblr Thread: Origins Of The Pads Vs. Tampons War

$Two girls realize their parents got together | VBriseida @Bitchseida My mom divorced my dad who constantly cheated on her and now she out here living her best life Cabo with new boo who takes her places MATH$

Girls Realize Their Single Parents Are Seeing Each Other

Tumblr thread explains testing in trade school | snommelp Follow If point is children learn, then why wouldn't give them as many chances as takes is benefit telling child failed and 's end cyborg-alchemist Follow 25, and my trade school, our tests aren't judgement, they're testing see retained, and identify missing. If weld joint, and CWI comes up behind with radiographic test and finds just laid hot metal on cold metal or looks like sponge inside know 's gonna happen think they're gonna give

Tumblr Thread: Trade School and The Point of Tests

Funny Tumblr post about Roman concrete discovery | watermelon-mafia S lemememeringue Follow systlin Follow GUYS THEY FIGURED OUT ROMAN CONCRETE RECIPE MAKES IMMUNE SEAWATER http www.msn.com/en-us/news /technology/mystery--2000-year-old -roman-concrete-solved-by-scientists /ar-BBDO5VC beautifultoastdream EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! systlin Follow KNOW RIGHT

Tumblr Thread: All Is Forgotten Over Time

Tumblr users band together to illustrate how creepy angels look | do angels actually look like per bible? anonymous Well, according Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this | Basically people writing Scripture tried describe they saw they saw an angel they run into end their imagination they can never quite seem fully explain because they had trouble even comprehending they saw, let alone being able describe someone else. revelation19

Tumblr Users Illustrate Terrifying Angels Using Historical Imagery

A funny Tumblr thread where someone says that fish aren't animals | yeezyslides dont understand why vegans keep eating salmon like thats gateway food salmonella colormipretty Vegans can eat salmon thought they couldn't eat meat or food animals

Tumblr User Says Fish Aren't Animals, Meltdown Ensues

A Tumblr thread explains why moms don't need to fear the Doom video game | kawaiite-mage why are moms so afraid Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has pretty strong anti-demon message onedoomedspacemarine One devs original 1993 game is mormon with exact position.

Tumblr Thread: Moms Needn't Fear The Doom Video Game

Funny tumblr post on Snoop Dogg's wholesomeness | @veryfunnymemes @hrtablaze This guy is making fun Kanye West guy bakes cookies on tv but pretends be gangster _ShamGod There is whole generation people who don't remember Snoop on trial murder world.

Tumblr Thread: Snoop Dogg Appreciation

A Tumblr thread showcases different people struggling with numbers | just-shower-thoughts S lovesickvampire-x Follow just-shower-thoughts Every single odd number has an "e savvygooner violetnpurple LISTEN- shesfromsaturn

Tumblr Thread: Math Is Real Hard For Some Folks

Tumblr thread on what a stick of butter is | emilianadarling holy fuck guys after years being vaguely confused came across measurement stick butter recipes, today learned United States they sell butter these skinny stick things: SWEET UNSALTED) NET WT. UKDA 4 02 BUTTER (113 g) PACKED DY PLANT 22 DWEET UNSALTED USDA NET WT. 4 0Z (113 g) BUTTER PACKED BY PPLANT 27031

Tumblr Thread: The Cultural Confusion of a Stick of Butter

A funny Tumblr post about how an owl's full orb pose is quite menacing | saintcucumbers Can someone please tell means an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards and then stares down?? | Like look at Literally flew past and my my friend so close wings touched our faces.

Tumblr Thread: Owl's Full Orb Pose Is No Joke

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Boss takes 15 minutes off construction worker's pay when he was 1 minute late, his refusal to work sparks chain reaction with other staff: 'I'm not getting paid until 6:15 so I'm not doing any work until 6:15. I enjoy what I do but I don't do it for free'

Boss takes 15 minutes off construction worker's pay when he was 1 minute late, his refusal to work sparks chain reaction with other staff: 'I'm not getting paid until 6:15 so I'm not doing any work until 6:15. I enjoy what I do but I don't do it for free'

'I stopped correcting Stacey's work': Employee told by HR to stop fixing boss's mistakes without approval, boss loses clients over too many errors

'I stopped correcting Stacey's work': Employee told by HR to stop fixing boss's mistakes without approval, boss loses clients over too many errors

'Quit blocking our driveway!': Top 10+ petty notes from residents who have had enough of their entitled neighbors

'Quit blocking our driveway!': Top 10+ petty notes from residents who have had enough of their entitled neighbors

Employee purposefully locks coworkers out of shared work PC after they fail to log out when leaving shift, leading to an office dispute: ‘They had to reset their passwords’

Employee purposefully locks coworkers out of shared work PC after they fail to log out when leaving shift, leading to an office dispute: ‘They had to reset their passwords’

29-year-old moves in with 34-year-old brother "temporarily," overstays welcome by months without contributing to rent or bills: 'Well, it’s now June. He’s still here.'

29-year-old moves in with 34-year-old brother "temporarily," overstays welcome by months without contributing to rent or bills: 'Well, it’s now June. He’s still here.'

Employee allows coworker with wheelchair user son to use his RV when needed, coworker flips out when he tells her she can't use the RV for her upcoming vacation: ‘Since then... I've been excluded from team lunches and group chats’

Employee allows coworker with wheelchair user son to use his RV when needed, coworker flips out when he tells her she can't use the RV for her upcoming vacation: ‘Since then... I've been excluded from team lunches and group chats’