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Tumblr users band together to illustrate how creepy angels look | do angels actually look like per bible? anonymous Well, according Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this | Basically people writing Scripture tried describe they saw they saw an angel they run into end their imagination they can never quite seem fully explain because they had trouble even comprehending they saw, let alone being able describe someone else. revelation19

Tumblr Users Illustrate Terrifying Angels Using Historical Imagery

A funny Tumblr thread where someone says that fish aren't animals | yeezyslides dont understand why vegans keep eating salmon like thats gateway food salmonella colormipretty Vegans can eat salmon thought they couldn't eat meat or food animals

Tumblr User Says Fish Aren't Animals, Meltdown Ensues

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A Tumblr thread explains why moms don't need to fear the Doom video game | kawaiite-mage why are moms so afraid Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has pretty strong anti-demon message onedoomedspacemarine One devs original 1993 game is mormon with exact position.

Tumblr Thread: Moms Needn't Fear The Doom Video Game

Funny tumblr post on Snoop Dogg's wholesomeness | @veryfunnymemes @hrtablaze This guy is making fun Kanye West guy bakes cookies on tv but pretends be gangster _ShamGod There is whole generation people who don't remember Snoop on trial murder world.

Tumblr Thread: Snoop Dogg Appreciation

A Tumblr thread showcases different people struggling with numbers | just-shower-thoughts S lovesickvampire-x Follow just-shower-thoughts Every single odd number has an "e savvygooner violetnpurple LISTEN- shesfromsaturn

Tumblr Thread: Math Is Real Hard For Some Folks

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Tumblr thread on what a stick of butter is | emilianadarling holy fuck guys after years being vaguely confused came across measurement stick butter recipes, today learned United States they sell butter these skinny stick things: SWEET UNSALTED) NET WT. UKDA 4 02 BUTTER (113 g) PACKED DY PLANT 22 DWEET UNSALTED USDA NET WT. 4 0Z (113 g) BUTTER PACKED BY PPLANT 27031

Tumblr Thread: The Cultural Confusion of a Stick of Butter

A funny Tumblr post about how an owl's full orb pose is quite menacing | saintcucumbers Can someone please tell means an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards and then stares down?? | Like look at Literally flew past and my my friend so close wings touched our faces.

Tumblr Thread: Owl's Full Orb Pose Is No Joke

A collection of funny and totally random moments from Tumblr | teaboot hate parents are like know better than know yourself Like no don't teaboot Like oh an expert on inner machinations my psyche? Name three my top ten existential dreads heckacentipede "But raised Ya and only version know is one carefully crafted so wouldn't ask questions because became obvious early on couldn't handle honest answers | -jolly-tardis-sound geometry class today kid's phone started siri while my teacher explaining

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Tumblr history thread about soldier who got home with amphetamines | MAA misteryada Those are eyes man who has seen god and laughed

Tumblr Thread: The Finnish Soldier Who Amphetamined His Way Home

A funny Tumblr thread about how Spy Kids 3 was a hilarious masterpiece of insanity | dilapidatedragamuffin Deactivated SPY KIDS 3 MOVIE Can talk about Spy Kids 3 second because 's just MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER First open LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

Tumblr Thread: Spy Kids 3 Was A Beautiful Mess

A Tumblr thread with various life hacks to adult effectively | Some shit about life bonafide adult even if get along great with family will get along even better with them after moving out generic is almost always just as good as name brand. But there are some things never buy generic, including: peanut butter, ketchup, liquid NyQuil, Chips- Ahoy chewy chocolate chip cookies just imagine person on other end phone hates talking on phone as much as do. Even receptionist worked as one and hate talk

Tumblr Thread: Life Hacks To Adult Effectively

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Tumblr thread says that hot dogs are a kind of taco | haha-cluck cadaverkeys Follow REI tilthat Follow TIL about unifying cube rule theory claims settle not only Is hotdog sandwich question, but many other similar food debates. via reddit.com unatkozorobotok Follow Cube Rule Food idiutifying dishes lbaved on starch locations 3 Toust Sandwich Taco Soyp/S. fud w/'Bread Boul Sushi Calzone | an bigdickfartsapolka Follow This puts hotdog not sandwich category, but taco area. runcibility Follow mean

Tumblr Thread: Food Cube Asserts that Hot Dogs are A Kind of Taco

A collection of funny Tumblr gems to laugh at | coolthingoftheday Ooho! Water con eot Ooho! is an edible, biodegradable plastic water bottle can be eaten is made seaweed and calcium chloride, and costs only two cents per orb manufacture Source) durbikins *goes into bar and orders water orb like Bug's Life* akoolguy *slams down 50 cents* ORBS ARE ON TONIGHT BOYS | amaristotle S lillaology wow-david My parrot has vague understanding word “no He knows stop doing he's doing he hears and he knows say

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Tumblr user finds exercpts of their eleven year old self trying to rewrite the bible | punkfaery going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because always find wildest shit there and by wildest shit mean time tried rewrite entire bible scratch at age eleven and half punkfaery "And so Adam and Eve were cast out Garden Eden, and Eve turned Adam and said Nice going, loser."

Tumblr Thread: Excerpts from Bible Rewritten by Eleven Year Old

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A quick Tumblr post points out cowboy phrases being great life advice | generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95 them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim Things Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words live by according cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings Don't squat with spurs on.

Tumblr Post: Cowboy Phrases Make For Great Life Advice

A quick Tumblr thread about last words from famous writers | someoneintheshadow456 Last Words Famous Writers dali-daydreams dedicated life words s important go out eloquently. 1. Ernest Hemingway Goodnight my kitten Spoken his wife before he killed himself. 2. Jane Austen want nothing but death response her sister, Cassandra, who asking her if she wanted anything. 3. J.M Barrie can't sleep 11

Quick Tumblr Thread: Last Words From Famous Writers