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Tumblr Thread: Teacher's Stuffed Animal Gains Cult Following

Sounds like an awesome teacher. Upgrading the stuffed octopus to account for all those snacks it was getting was a brilliant move. 

Teacher describes the time that their students started worshipping a stuffed octopus | myathesleepyoctopus Wait take back cant believe forgot about time brought small stuffed octopus as class mascot because why tf not class high schoolers and didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck snack and gave octopus as tribute. Which led other students doing same thing, until every day there pile offerings Fweej Overseer, mostly consisting things like string cheeses and small bags chip
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Tumblr Thread: Real World Benefits Of The Arts

This fun Tumblr thread spotlights the fact that it actually can pay off to keep that mental warehouse stocked with random bits of knowledge. So learn all the random knowledge that you can! Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread that traces the history of how cats became domesticated.

Tumblr thread shines light on the real world benefits of the arts | mnwood have ever told y'all about greatest moment my academic career freshman college and had this history teacher who edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor off charts and he first teacher ever heard use word "fuck anyway he would do this thing every so often where have quiz" and first two questions were
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Tumblr Thread: Long YouTube Ad Has Eight Twists

This fun Tumblr thread captures the experience of someone realizing that YouTube had a seven hour ad. Now that is something you don't see everyday. And certainly not something that you want to find yourself having to sit through. Thank goodness YouTube has the "skip ad" feature nowadays. 

A ridiculously long YouTube ad has like eight different twists | smothermewithaffection Sol got this ad on youtube KUS Cellular 7GB/$49 e oh 's U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising great their streaming service is can even guy ad says, stream hours grass mowing. And go wait minute. sounds weird. why hasn't this ad ended yet?
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Insightful Tumblr Thread Breaks Down Meanings Of Different Figures Of Speech

Just a quick reminder that you're great, and the english language actually supports that theory! 

figures of speech | dalekitsune phrase "curiosity killed cat" is actually not full phrase actually is "curiosity killed cat but satisfaction brought back" so don't let anyone tell not be curious little baby okay go and be interested world uwu consultingmoosecaptain See also: Blood is thiekerthan water blood covenant is thicker than water womb. Meaning relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth | espurr-roba Let's not forget Jack all trades, master none" ends with "But
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Tumblr Thread: Cultures Collide Over Unfair Grading Scales

Bart Simpson gets an F, and all of a sudden Tumblr goes full on debate mode. Seems about right. If you're looking for more fun from the wild world of Tumblr's obsessive and creative minds, check out this Tumblr thread of a dude getting schooled on physics and car safety.

Cultures collide over unfair grading scales in a fun Tumblr thread | songofages never understood why 's an F if he gets more than half out 100? Unless 's more than 100. If get more than half answers right is an F aint-even-bovvered must not be America. Here, grading is fucked up.
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Tumblr Unites To Create An Ancient Grilled Cheese

There Tumblr goes again with the random and entirely unforeseen gold. This time, we've got Tumblr users joining forces to craft an ancient grilled cheese. Cool and silly stuff. Check out more totally wacky and funny Tumblr gems over here.

Tumblr figures out how to make an ancient grilled cheese. | Person - 2,000-year-old lump butter found Irish bog However, despite bog butter being technically edible, researchers advise against eating CAN STILL EAT FUCKING BOG BUTTER? dreamingofbabylon Fellas got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience legendary Grilled Cheese
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Tumblr Thread: Dude Cheers World Up With Dragon Head Drawings

Yay, another shining Tumblr gem that managed to put a smile on our faces. Tumblr is filled to the brim with totally random and hilarious nuggets. Sometimes, even some cursed images that are strangely hard to not look at. In this case though, we get to enjoy some nice, bubbly, wholesome art. 

A quick Tumblr thread of awesome dragon head drawings from a talented artist | iguanamouth ive been real sad last bunch days so drew some dragons except didnt want draw whole body so theyre just heads. theyre just heads Source: iguanamouth
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Tumblr Thread: What Exactly Han Solo Was Smuggling

With a lot of additions to the Star Wars universe, and the directive that Star Wars should be okay for kids, there was some internal confusion over what "spice" is or does. That is of course until a certain writer had a hilariously direct conversation with George Lucas. People have made some other very humorous and poignant observations on Star Wars, like how Darth Vader is so extra, or this Star Wars fan calling out people's complaints. And for good measure here's a twitter thread on how different Star Wars characters take their coffee.

Funny Tumblr Thread on the Spice that Han Solo was smuggling | vanyaliful S novasstillintheair Follow prokopetz Follow know Star Wars extended universe treats "spice" like 's this big scary drug, but kind like imagine s basically just space weed, and only reason Han got trouble with Imperials over Jabba's cargo is he evading import tariffs. alexanderrm Follow If just looking at mentions original trilogy, is there evidence 's even drug and not something put on bland food make taste like something
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Tumblr Thread: Game Warden Who Let Poachers Reel Him Up In Scuba Gear

There's taking your job seriously and then there's laying in wait underwater so you can grab ahold of a an illegal fishing line, get reeled in and scare the crap out of poachers. For some other weird history, here's the very fast story of the first soldier to take way too many military grade amphetamines.

Tumblr story of game warden who let poachers reel him in in scuba gear to catch them | Terry Grosz fish and game warden caught illegal fishers by waiting Eel river wetsuit and reeled himself fisherman cast out their lines. After writing citations and confiscating their fishing rods, he went back into river and swam away. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
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Tumblr Thread: Dog Figures Out How to Herd Lawn Roomba

Give a sheepdog something to herd and by god it will herd that thing. In this case it was a little lawn care robot. That is a smart dog. Under the right circumstances, pets find ways to do creepily intelligent things. And there's something about roombas that make them seem more than just a mindless robot. For example, here Tumblr explores human nature with the concept of a "knife roomba."

Tumblr story about a dog learning to herd a lawn roomba | gallusrostromegalus So one my neighbors has lawn Roomba or whatever they're called, and this thing trundles around looking like background robot background original trilogy, and ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING DOGS. They have concluded think s some kind prey animal because right after this video ended they decided crouch down and stalk which means 90% sure going have stop Arwen eating at some point.
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Internet Unites To Go Full On Painting-Ception Mode

It's wonderfully strange and wholesome gems like this that keep us going during these tumultuous times. Perfect strangers across the internet banded together to go full on painting-ception mode. The results speak for themselves. Pure gold. 

Internet bands together to go full on painting-ception mode. | My mom painted this and said no one would like s her 2nd painting. | painted somebody's mom Inception
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Informative Tumblr Post On Visual Snow Syndrome

So, in case you didn't already know, apparently it's not totally normal to go about your daily existence seeing "visual snow." So many folks just assume that this is how eyes work, and yeah, they're definitely not supposed to do that. Maybe this will be the little bit of enlightening information that you had no idea you needed. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this post where Tumblr goes full mythological scientist mode on dragons

A Tumblr post on visual snow syndrome. | Dots Dots everywhere trying explain someone doesn't have Visual Snow about static covers everything see. Here's gif demonstrate. Toy Story
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Tumblr Story: The Saga of "Me Boy" The Camp Zucchini

Kids are weird people. For some reason they have this drive to sarcastically worship strange idols, like the time this teacher's whole class started worshipping a stuffed octopus. It's a little comforting to know that people are strange everywhere and there's no escaping it, sort of like this epic tumblr saga of goat guy.

weird kids at camp worship me boy, incarnations of a zucchini | glumshoe can't do justice one weirdest camp stories know. My friend tells so well, and can offer only pale shadow his story. Last summer, he working with one younger units comprised ten year old boys. They had spent night camping on another beach and were just readying themselves depart Make sure have all things called my friend Don't leave anything behind!
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Tumblr Goes Mythological Scientist Mode On Dragons

Just in case you didn't know, this enlightening Tumblr thread is here to fill you in on why a flamethrower is by no means a precision weapon. Also, apparently dragons rock eyes on the sides of their heads because they place more value on their field of view than they do on their depth perception. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this post where Tumblr uncovers the nine different kinds of movie posters

Tumblr goes all the way in on why dragons have their eyes where they do. | galahadwilder sudden, terrifying thought see an animal with its eyes set front, like wolves, or humans s usually predator animal.
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Tumblr Post: Brother Learns Lesson In Not Irritating The Chef

If you're going to insist on being rude to the very person that's going through the trouble of graciously whipping up a meal for you, then you're probably not going to get any food. Or, if you do get the food you'd best brace yourself for the food to be a little iffy at best. This dude clearly needed to learn his lesson in the value of respecting the person who is making you food. 

Brother learns his lesson in the value of not antagonizing the chef. | marisatomay my brother has been criticizing all day and he told if wasn't happy could go somewhere else so wouldn't ruin everyone else's dinner so took massive bowl pasta special sauce spent last 2 hours making scratch whole family and left marisatomay really is incredibly bold mercilessly criticize person who is not only making dinner but also holding knife
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Tumblr Story: The Epic Saga Of Goat Guy

You might've already stumbled upon this olden golden gem from the depths of the wild world of Tumblr before. The epic saga centers on a mom who was absolutely committed toward getting her son set up with a woman through the offering of goats. You might as well call this guy the goat guy. Check out some more funny, random, and sweet Tumblr gems over here

An epic wholesome Tumblr story about a mom who tried to purchase a woman with goats. | probably-voldemort My family is not very religious most time pray at Christmas and Easter and Thanksgiving dinners, and my mom's entire side family excluding her parents and siblings is hardcore religious so whenever do anything with them 's kind religious. But point is, most time aren't, but every year at Christmas time church next town over puts on Bethlehem and 's kind tradition go. They go all out building
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