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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Tumblr Physicists Theorize About Curvature Of Middle Earth And Legolas' Scary Elf Eyes

Tumblr physicists took things a bit far when they theorized about the curvature of Middle Earth, and why Legolas' scary elf eyes are so haunting. Sometimes it's best to just accept the fantasy world as it comes. Now we can all await the day that Flat Earthers adopt the, "we're actually elves" theory. 

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Wholesome Tumblr Thread Shows That Capybaras Are Both "Friend" and "Mom" Shaped

This tumblr thread shows, with cute photo evidence, that other animals just seem to get along with capybaras. Not only are they shaped like friends, animal sanctuaries have also used them as sort of foster moms. If only everyone could be as chill as the worlds largest rodent. For another wholesome thing, here's a list of all the animals one tumblr's grandpa brought home.

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Guy Discovers Dora The Explorer Themed Gangster Car With Bullet Holes, In Junk Yard

This guy's Tumblr thread about discovering a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car in a junkyard takes an even more unexpected twist when he learns that there are bullet holes in the window. Definitely a solid case of a post getting real dark real fast. 

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Tumblr's Triumphant Bus Catching Story Is One for the Ages

If you've ever had your schedule at the beckon call of a city bus, there's certainly a time when you've cursed God for being seconds too late. This story at least makes up for a few of those times. Nothing rings in the ears of a malicious driver like the phrase "I am taking this bus." Tumblr is home to a wealth of fun stories, like these ones about genuinely innocent dude stories.

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Tumblr Post Calls Out "Fake Service Dogs" For Impacting True Service Dog Handlers

More fake service dogs equal more real problems! It only ends up negatively impacting people with disabilities who actually need these service dogs. 

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Woman Accused of Animal Abuse Because Someone Used Her Images in Awful Blog

It's good when liars get called out for their BS, but things can spiral out of control when no one checks the facts. In this case, this woman's posts were stole from her social media and put in a completely different and sinister context. No doubt, it would be a complete nightmare to be framed for animal abuse and have everyone just go with it without investigating if you're actually a criminal. 

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Tumblr Thread On The Art World's Most Hated Elitist Anish Kapoor And His Bean

Buckle up for one wild ride. Long story short, it sounds like Anish Kapoor is one selfish and elitist jerk. The art world doesn't want him, and we're not surprised after reading this Tumblr thread about how he basically hoards pretty colors from the world for his own personal gain. Fortunately, there was someone named Stuart Semple who was ready to fight the good fight; and ultimately bring the cool and pretty colors back to the world. The way he goes about it is petty revenge at its finest. 

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Tumblr Thread About "Doing Good Recklessly" To Help People In Need

This Tumblr thread focuses on how big of an impact you can make upon someone else in the middle of a terrible financial struggle, if you but do some good recklessly. You never know how far $10 can go for a struggling parent, their kid, etc. 

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A Typical Day In The Life Of An IKEA Shark (8 Images)

Just in case you ever wondered what a day in the life of an IKEA shark is like, a Tumblr user has finally provided the answer. Even more wholesome and hilarious than you might've expected. 

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Woman On Tumblr Shows Off Multiple Uses For An Uruk-Hai Scimitar

This Uruk-Hai Scimitar is apparently the tool for everything. She is clearly brave enough. 

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Tumblr User Explains Why You Should Run From The Owl's "Full Orb" Pose

Don't mistake that cute yet vaguely creepy owl for anything other than a full-fledged badass warrior ready to destroy you. The "Full Orb" is not to be reckoned with. Sounds like this person got off lucky with a strange encounter. 

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Helpful Tumblr Thread Gives Advice On Handling Intrusive Thoughts

What a powerful and hilarious way to handle the paralyzing nuisance of a wave of intrusive thoughts. Nobody likes to hear that voice in the back of their head telling them to check the garage door or stove for the third, fourth, eh fifth time, cause you can never be too sure. In this case, the Tumblr thread works to assign funny personalities to those troubling intrusive thoughts. Seems like a pretty effective way to handle the situation. 

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Grow-In-Water Egg Cracks And A Horrid Looking "Baby"Pops Out

This Tumblr user found a strange grow-in-water egg toy at Goodwill, and that's where they should have left it. What ensues is a dramatic documentation of the horrid looking little gremlin creation that pops out of the egg toy, when it was dunked in water. No thank you. 

A Tumblr user shares their experience with a grow-your-own-egg toy, and the strange monster that pops out of it.
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Tumblr User Ends Up In "Porn Prison" After Buying "First Wives Club 2" Before Knowing It Was Porn

This Tumblr user shares one hilarious story about her experience as a kid, ordering up "First Wives Club 2" on pay-per-view without knowing that it was in fact adult entertainment. The ensuing tense dinner table conversation between her stubborn self and family members over who could've bought such a dirty movie is absolutely hilarious. 

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Woman Breaks Down How To Shut Down Men Asking For Your Number With Fake Voicemail

This quick post from a woman on Tumblr went viral. It describes how to shut down creepy dudes in public that are asking women for numbers, by passing off a fake voicemail. Seems like it might be a solid way to drop an annoying harasser without having to take more intense action. 

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