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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Totally Random, Strange, And On Point Tumblr Gems

We can always count on the multitude of rabbit holes prevalent throughout the wild world of Tumblr to keep us entertained as we muddle through this strange existence. You never quite know what you're going to get from Tumblr. Sometimes, it's a thread on what it's like to become a literal ant god. Other times, you get the thread on the intergalactic adventures of a weaponized Roomba. These particular Tumblr gems are certainly worth the time. 

A collection of funny moments from the wild world of the Tumblr folks. | unfollower peekaboo is essentially just making fun babies not understanding object permanence hamfootsia made fun babies less 403,395 notes
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Dudes Avoid Chaotic Evil With Skimpy Outfits And Love

Tumblr did a good thing with this fun and wild little story about a Professor who dodged ultimate danger, with some skimpy clothing and kindness. Seriously, whether this story is real or not, it is amazing. Just picturing a bunch of laughing, smiling dudes out on an adventure, dancing and entertaining for their kicks at night, taking none of it seriously, is enough to warm the heart. Glad to hear that they managed to avoid a perilous predicament. 

Take in some more fun from Tumblr with this post about how dwarves have intelligent super beards.

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Tumblr Thread: The Wacky Nature Of Sci-Fi Translation

Perhaps humanity really is "moon moon" then. We never quite know what we'll get next from the wonderful and wandering minds of the ever entertaining Tumblr world. In this case, we've got a great little Tumblr thread that points out the inherent fascinating nature of the Sci-fi translation. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about becoming an ant god

A Tumblr thread about the strange nature of Sci-fi translation. | alice-and-cheshire-cat Follow foone Follow @Foone Here's question always have with universal translators sci-fi do they know stop translation? Like say an alien asks about deserts on earth, and human lists sahara desert, gobi desert and kalahari desert" Alien just said "desert" six times.
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Tumblr Thread: Dwarves Have Intelligent Super Beards

This right here is what the internet is for. Good old Tumblr does it again. We're still not over that recent thread where Tumblr went full mythological scientist. This might be even better. Yes, this particular rabbit hole takes us along for the exploration of dwarves' super beards. It's fun. The thread suggests that dwarves' beards are these intelligent defense mechanisms that evolved due to the stresses of their environment. All that mining for gems and treasures can be risky business without proper face protection. 


Tumblr thread talks about dwarves' beards being intelligent defense mechanisms | deluxeloy Theory: So know dwarves have thing with beards if 's not just cultural standard or mere coincidence if there's reason? See, dwarves like dig lot. They build underground homes, and there's nothing more rewarding them than digging up some gems or valuable metals. But chipping away at all rock and disturbing all earth kicks up lot dust and dirt. If do every day without proper breathing protection
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Funny Tumblr Moments and Sweet Ripened Tweets

Put a massive group of literate people together and what do you get? A pristine futuristic world of understanding, compassion and justice? Hell naw, you get weird stories, stupid jokes, funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. The internet is big enough for anyone digging through funny tumblr gems to find whatever their hearts desire.

funny jokes from twitter and tumblr | Dee @figgled 's kinda fucked musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths 18/4/17, 12:32 pm skirtsuit-angel this is an example defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary like honkwiching is taken and described as something sounds weird and foreign Source: memewhoreMehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 | After leaving Willy Wonka's factory WIFE WIFE WIFE: Lot deaths LOT deaths tour!
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Shiny Tumblr Gems To Fumble Through

A lot of the internet is just people's observations, findings and judgements just slamming into each other at the speed of electronic communication. It's kind of awesome and it makes for a whole lot of funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. Tumblr is a big thought crockpot oozing with funny, random and shiny tumblr gems.

funny tumblr memes and moments | onlytwitterpics Follow bubs @bubsXbaby culinary students be like got spaghetti due at 11:50 ahphrobites Follow culinary students, abt cheat sure hope no one checks under my hat sashaforthewin Follow YOULON'T RAT TOUILLE | chat-chouage Follow other day started writing an office romance but quickly remembered have no idea working an office is like ivan-fyodorovich Follow as opposed vast personal expertise romance? chat-chouage Follow
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An Anxiety-Inducing, Informative Thread About Oarfish

Honestly, we're just relieved that he got out of the ocean. These oarfish look like they'd fit right into some kind of Pokémon game. They can end up being absolutely massive. Just imagine if you were out swimming around, enjoying some tropical waters, and ended up coming across one of these bad boys at their full size. Yikes. Yikes, indeed. 

An anxiety-inducing thread about the ocean's gigantic oarfish. | mischief7manager digitalrabbit asked: Hey heard giving out anxiety, can have 1 anxiety please? biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered: yes, here is baby oarfish
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Tumblr Gems and Funny Tweets to Haughtily Guffaw At

Twitter and Tumblr are dripping with observations both creepily insightful and brain-chillingly stupid. Anything goes when you plug your brain into the internet and let the words fall wherever they land. It leads to some funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later in a conversation with your "peers."

funny tweets and jokes from tumblr and twitter | utopians Follow Throwback 2016 told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting dirt and had specify meant planet earth nature documentary not celestial body
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Tumblr Story: Wholesome Frat Boys Unite To Find Lost Keys

Some straight up frat house gothic right here. Frat boys are full of surprises. You never know if you're just going to get some of the stereotypical uproarious behavior from some dudes that have been getting lost in the sauce, or if you'll encounter some genuinely helpful bros that are completely down to help you find your misplaced keys. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread about a girl who got cheated on, and then her buddies assembled to help her resolve the issue at hand

Some wholesome frat boys unite to find lost keys. | snarling-through-our-smiles once lost my keys at frat house. My drunk ass had actually walked home without them, pounded on my apartment door, gotten let by my rightfully- disgruntled roommate, and proceeded pass out on couch. Apparently puked toilet before passing out do not remember this part next morning schlepped back frat house stood there, right front front door. This novel experience l'd never been at frat house broad daylight before.
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Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Quote Later

Here are some thoughts to read, internalize, forget where they came from, then quote to your friends as if you made them up and are "so totally random." You know, basic friendly conversation. For that matter, here are some more funny, random and shiny tumblr gems as well as some totally random funny tweets.

funny tweets and tumblr jokes | Cemeterry F @daemonic3 So date talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much wasn't good idea Yeah well, hindsight is 1 | nerdgul average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces pineapple chunks. Cans pineapple come variety sizes most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning single pineapple generally won't fill up single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple can somewhere someone else has can has rest same pineapple.
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Tumblr Thread: Girl's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Lads Assemble, Chaotic Good Ensues

This is definitely one of those wild Tumblr tales that we really hope is real. We have a rotten old cheater who pretty much makes his girlfriend's life completely miserable. Fortunately, her friends were ready to assemble like some real life Avengers, and ultimately save the day. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread where Tumblr goes full on mythological scientist mode

A funny Tumblr thread about a cheating boyfriend getting his rightful comeuppance. | throwtime Follow about have fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains free mind three college linebackers college wrestler, two martial artists body builder, and wait Navy seal gonna go get her shit her. This should make an interesting story.
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Tumblr Uncovers the Nine Types of Movie Posters

We know that big movie studios stick to classic money making formulas, and that can lead to bland, predictable movies. But it looks like it's way worse when it comes to advertising for those movies. It's interesting, but a little disheartening seeing how predictable human behavior is, especially when it comes to entertainment. It's like they said, you can't unsee it. If anyone thought this was enough, Tumblr went hard analyzing The Incredibles to oblivion. Tumblr has a thing for analyzing movies, like this hyper analysis of Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean. Here's a tumblr user who ranked the marvel movies based on how many trains were in them, and here's tumblr's dicussion of the visual affects of Jurassic Park.

Tumblr discusses the nine types of movie posters | catchymemes Seems like Disney is using same guy graphics department. ALADDIN DARK PHOENIX STAR WARS thegaysassyfrenchy deadass thought this 3 Star Wars movies. metalgirlysolid its called Color Theory and been knew Art is subjective" but there are certain "rules can follow make things more appealing subconscious/subliminal kind way
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Tumblr Thread On Baby Oarfish Escalates Quickly

So, maybe getting out of the ocean was a very bright idea after all. What starts as a seemingly innocent little Tumblr thread on the baby oarfish ends up escalating into a series of insights about just how monstrously big the oarfish can end up being. I honestly just wonder what Pokémon was inspired by this bad boy. If you're looking for another interesting read from the wonderful wandering minds of Tumblr, check out this thread about Hollywood's toxic beauty standards

An informative Tumblr thread on baby oarfish escalates very quickly. | mischief7manager digitalrabbit asked: Hey heard giving out anxiety, can have 1 anxiety please? biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered: yes, here is baby oarfish
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Tumblr Thread: The Plague Village That Pulled a Bro Move

Leave it to Tumblr to find some freaky historical outliers. Here's the tale of a tiny village that found itself with plague and what happened after. Could it be described as a "total bro move?" Maybe in a very understated way, yeah. For more fun history junk, here's Tumblr's thread on why mundane people are important to history, as well as some tumblr gems of the historical persuasion.

tumblr thread on plague village that isolated itself | -even-is-thiss keep hate-reading plague literature medieval era, but as depressed as makes there is always one historical tidbit makes feel little bittersweet and like revisit s story village Eyam even-is-thiss Eyam today is teeny tiny town less than thousand people has barely grown since 1665 its population around 800. Where story starts with Eyam is August 1665 village tailor and his assistant discovered bolt cloth they had bought London
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Tumblr Thread: Teacher's Great Dihydrogen Monoxide Lesson

The ol' dihydrogen monoxide gag has been a mainstay of internet culture and beyond for years. The only thing better than that first aha moment of getting it the first time is duping other people with it. This person takes it a step further with their 7th grade class. For some serious teacher cleverness, here's a teacher who used gummy bears to fight the power.

teacher's dihydrogen monoxide lesson on tumblr | dihydrogenmonoxideawareness DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS AN ACID WITH PH LEVEL 7 DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE AWARENESS 'S HIGHER PH LEVEL THAN ANY OTHER ACID! | Why would anyone want consume etherealastraea teach my 7th graders about dangers dihydrogen monoxide bring graduated cylinder and talk about s used nuclear power plants and gmo crops inhaling even small amount l'm holding can lead suffocation or even death s found vaccines and cancer cells, but also
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Tumblr Thread: Implications Of A Sleep Starved Society

The name of the game in this educational Tumblr thread is to not sleep on sleep. Those zzz's are crucial toward maintaining some kind of balance in one's life. With that being said, we clearly live in a society that oftentimes operates at such a fast and competitive pace that actually locking down the proper amount of sleep every night can become a terrible challenge in and of itself. Keep the Tumblr vibes going with this collection of totally random, strange, and on point Tumblr gems

A Tumblr thread on the importance of getting enough sleep. | Keep Intern wei na paddysnuffles Reminder Humans are not meant sleep extended periods uninterrupted sleep. By this don't mean "humans shouldn't have 8+ hours sleep night mean are supposed sleep four five hours (ish then get up and do something relaxing like reading half hour an hour, then get another bout four five hours. This is our bodies were designed .
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