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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Tumblr Users Explore Humans As Space Orcs In Wild Series Of Threads

Good old Tumblr doing what it does best, when it takes thing to especially strange places. Maybe humans are nothing more than space orcs. 

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Tumblr Post On How To Escape After Being Buried Alive In A Coffin

If you're afraid of being buried alive, this post isn't for you. Just thinking about this brings on anxiety. 

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Hilarious Behind-The-Scenes Explanation For How The Chicken In Moana Got So Stupid

There's a very logical reason for why the chicken named HeiHei in Moana is so unbelievably dumb. The behind-the-scenes explanation for the lovable character in the movie is almost as epic as the journey the chicken ends up joining in the first place. HeiHei is the real MVP. He's one stupid chicken, but damn we love him. 

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The Sickening Industrial Prison Complex Gets Called Out In Powerful Online Rant

This is NOT a loophole. A separate Twitter thread inspired another one back on Tumblr, that calls out the industrial prison complex for what it is. And that would not be a loophole, or tragic accident. 

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Tumblr Post About Patriarchal Culture Gets Schooled By Linguist

Call the burn unit! This linguist took a Tumblr user's post, and absolutely destroyed. And they did it with the cold, hard logic from the linguistics field. A job well done, indeed. 

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Angry Millennial Breaks Down How Much Easier Older Generations Had It

In all fairness the older generations did have to walk to school in the snow. That being said this Tumblr rant from an angry millennial is bound to get the people going. 

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Tumblr User Called Out For Bringing Politics Into Pixar's Tribute To Hawaiian Legend, Iz

You f**king walnut is my new favorite way to correct a mouth-breather doing their thing. Also, rest in peace Israel Amakawiwo'ole. You were a true legend. 

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10 Times Tumblr Proved There Are 2 Types of People

Tumblr is a creative place where people do the math on Ice Cube songs and make earth-shattering dad jokes, but mostly it's people shooting comments at each other. You can tell a lot about a person by how they present themselves online. In one camp we have the earnest ones trying to reach out for a connection, share their art, or tell a wholesome story. Then you've got the fun people. They're much more fun.

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Tumblr Post Identifies The Way Teenage Girls Abuse Their Boyfriends

Long story short, let's all just be nice to each other. This powerful Tumblr post identifies all those messed up, toxic things that have no business existing in a healthy relationship between partners. 

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Helpful Frat Bros Unite Their Brain Cell In A Woman's Story About Losing Her Keys

Bros will be bros. This story about some helpful frat bros uniting to help a groggy and disoriented young woman find her misplaced keys, didn't fail to put a smile on our faces. 

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Quick Tumblr Thread Honors Larger Than Life Saxophones

The internet has a strong love for the ridiculous, larger than life saxophones. There's just something too amusing and lovable about a monstrously sized sax. 

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Vegan Gets Absolutely Slammed For Imposing Diet On Dog

That dog looks literally anything but happy. You could illustrate that dog's range of miserable emotions with a thousand words about just how miserable it clearly is. This vegan was in need of a good scolding in this brutal, yet informative Tumblr thread. Sometimes full stupidity requires a harsh wakeup call. 

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Tumblr User Ranks Marvel Movies By If There Were Trains In Them

This is the best Marvel review to hit the internet yet. All this Avengers:Endgame hype needed a breath of sweet comedic relief. Thank God for Tumblr. 

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20 Incredible Uses and Misuses of the English Language

English is a complex and weird language, made out of sutured together bastardizations of dozens of other languages. It's got confusing tenses and conflicting rules all over the place. Here are some fun applications of English, as well as a few miserable but funny misapplications of the language. For more interesting stuff about the English Language, here's a tumblr thread deconstructing the actual meanings of popular figures of speech.

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Tumblr User Calls Out Girls/Women Who Abuse Their Boyfriends

So basically just don't be a raging jerk to others around you. This Tumblr user's post about women not abusing their boyfriends went viral, and it's no surprise!

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