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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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A Typical Day In The Life Of An IKEA Shark (8 Images)

Just in case you ever wondered what a day in the life of an IKEA shark is like, a Tumblr user has finally provided the answer. Even more wholesome and hilarious than you might've expected. 

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Woman On Tumblr Shows Off Multiple Uses For An Uruk-Hai Scimitar

This Uruk-Hai Scimitar is apparently the tool for everything. She is clearly brave enough. 

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Tumblr User Explains Why You Should Run From The Owl's "Full Orb" Pose

Don't mistake that cute yet vaguely creepy owl for anything other than a full-fledged badass warrior ready to destroy you. The "Full Orb" is not to be reckoned with. Sounds like this person got off lucky with a strange encounter. 

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Helpful Tumblr Thread Gives Advice On Handling Intrusive Thoughts

What a powerful and hilarious way to handle the paralyzing nuisance of a wave of intrusive thoughts. Nobody likes to hear that voice in the back of their head telling them to check the garage door or stove for the third, fourth, eh fifth time, cause you can never be too sure. In this case, the Tumblr thread works to assign funny personalities to those troubling intrusive thoughts. Seems like a pretty effective way to handle the situation. 

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Grow-In-Water Egg Cracks And A Horrid Looking "Baby"Pops Out

This Tumblr user found a strange grow-in-water egg toy at Goodwill, and that's where they should have left it. What ensues is a dramatic documentation of the horrid looking little gremlin creation that pops out of the egg toy, when it was dunked in water. No thank you. 

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Tumblr User Ends Up In "Porn Prison" After Buying "First Wives Club 2" Before Knowing It Was Porn

This Tumblr user shares one hilarious story about her experience as a kid, ordering up "First Wives Club 2" on pay-per-view without knowing that it was in fact adult entertainment. The ensuing tense dinner table conversation between her stubborn self and family members over who could've bought such a dirty movie is absolutely hilarious. 

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Woman Breaks Down How To Shut Down Men Asking For Your Number With Fake Voicemail

This quick post from a woman on Tumblr went viral. It describes how to shut down creepy dudes in public that are asking women for numbers, by passing off a fake voicemail. Seems like it might be a solid way to drop an annoying harasser without having to take more intense action. 

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9 RPG Meals In Real Life

Lizardfolk are surprisingly fancy! Can't beat those roasted bog bugs on a stick. 

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Tumblr Users Explore Humans As Space Orcs In Wild Series Of Threads

Good old Tumblr doing what it does best, when it takes thing to especially strange places. Maybe humans are nothing more than space orcs. 

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Tumblr Post On How To Escape After Being Buried Alive In A Coffin

If you're afraid of being buried alive, this post isn't for you. Just thinking about this brings on anxiety. 

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Hilarious Behind-The-Scenes Explanation For How The Chicken In Moana Got So Stupid

There's a very logical reason for why the chicken named HeiHei in Moana is so unbelievably dumb. The behind-the-scenes explanation for the lovable character in the movie is almost as epic as the journey the chicken ends up joining in the first place. HeiHei is the real MVP. He's one stupid chicken, but damn we love him. 

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The Sickening Industrial Prison Complex Gets Called Out In Powerful Online Rant

This is NOT a loophole. A separate Twitter thread inspired another one back on Tumblr, that calls out the industrial prison complex for what it is. And that would not be a loophole, or tragic accident. 

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Tumblr Post About Patriarchal Culture Gets Schooled By Linguist

Call the burn unit! This linguist took a Tumblr user's post, and absolutely destroyed. And they did it with the cold, hard logic from the linguistics field. A job well done, indeed. 

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Angry Millennial Breaks Down How Much Easier Older Generations Had It

In all fairness the older generations did have to walk to school in the snow. That being said this Tumblr rant from an angry millennial is bound to get the people going. 

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