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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Science Nerd Schools Tumblr User on Plague and Veganism

This thread was in response to this news of a couple in Mongolia who ate raw Marmot organs and subsequently died of Plague. The story itself is pretty tragic, but where i gets interesting is this tumblr user shooting down everyone's knee-jerk reactions to the headline without actually reading the thing. In very tumblr fashion, the thread turned into a conversation about the realities of veganism, sort of like this tumblr post that called out vegans for not eating honey.

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10+ Times The Adult Side Of Tumblr Churned Up Comedy Gold

If you're not following the Adult side of Tumblr on social media, you ain't doing it right. These guys regularly share comedy gold. We went ahead and threw together a list of some of our favorite stuff that they've shared more recently. Get ready to laugh your ass off. 

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Big Tumblr Post Of Medieval Battle Tactics Is A Rollercoaster Of Information

You might enter this information-packed Tumblr thread with a bit of hesitation about trying to consume a big load of knowledge; but rest assured, you'll come out entertained. Medieval battle tactics were a WILD thing. Leave it to Tumblr to illustrate that fact with a tidal wave of fun facts. 

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Scary Tumblr Post On The Swimming Pool Apocalypse Takes A Humorous Twist

I sorely hope nobody actually believes this. What starts as a nightmarish and unsettling Tumblr post gives way to a lesson in why you should read those usernames. Therein lies the real answer to the peace of mind in this post. That being said, here is an actual freaky Tumblr post on what you should do if you're ever buried alive. Now THAT is something my anxiety can get behind with full enthusiasm. 

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16 of Tumblr's Most Punishingly Dad-Tastic Jokes

Yeah, there's some damn good punnery going on with these dad jokes. This is more than mere wordplay, this is like, an entire word theater. So grab a dad (or anyone who enjoys cringeworthy jokes) and enjoy these elaborate and ridiculous puns. Don't go away if you want more dad jokes. They're endless here. 

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Sad Tumblr User Cheers The World Up By Drawing Epic Dragon Heads

This makes me unexplainably happy. Who knew that awesome dragon head drawings were the key to that crazy passing emotion called happiness. Check out the rest of Iguanamouth's Tumblr profile over here!

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16 Hilarious Tumblr Family Stories Filled to the Brim with Dadisms

If you came here to here about brothers who fart on you, sisters who also fart on you, loud grandpa sneezes and abysmally terrific dad jokes, then you came to the right place. It's kinda wholesome, but also kind of realistically stupid and gross. If you're in it for the puns, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.

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Viral Tumblr Post Breaks Down The Poverty Cycle In America

The devil is in the details. This informative Tumblr post dedicated to breaking down the poverty cycle in America, is making the rounds. You be the judge on whether or not they're on point with their breakdown. 

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Tumblr Thread Captures The Stupid Realities Of Scientific Language

Scientists and technicians go through a lot of time and effort in order to make their reports sound as science-y and official as possible. However, that doesn't undo the fact that people screw up every day. What's left is people trying to come up with official sounding statements for "I dunno, I screwed up man." Chalk it up to tumblr to overcomplicate things. Check this out for a Tumblr report on how cute humans are.

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Insightful Tumblr Thread Breaks Down Meanings Of Different Figures Of Speech

Just a quick reminder that you're great, and the english language actually supports that theory! 

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Tumblr Finds All the Pieces to Make Ancient Grilled Cheese

Tumblr, being it's own weird-ass self, went on a anthropological news search for preserved food that could result in the ingredients for a well aged grilled cheese. It's a stupid experiment, but hey, why else do we have the internet? Tumblr has done some amazing work, like the time they ran the math on the exact day of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

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Upset Tumblr User Claims A Japanese Tea Party Is Cultural Appropriation

When this upset Tumblr user said they had a problem with Japanese Tea Parties cause they viewed it as cultural appropriation, they proceeded to get properly REKT. You might say that they learned the most valuable lesson of all in this brutal exchange. If you're looking for more Tumblr gold, check out this Tumblr post on what to do when you're buried alive...

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Tumblr Thread About Sketchy Place In California Sounds Like An X-Files Episode

So Tracy, California is a very weird and sketchy place that sounds like a government experiment. This Tumblr post has it all: The X-Files vibe, the eerie technology, and the overlying wild culture of what makes Tumblr so awesome! 

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