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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Tumblr Thread On The Art World's Most Hated Elitist Anish Kapoor And His Bean

Buckle up for one wild ride. Long story short, it sounds like Anish Kapoor is one selfish and elitist jerk. The art world doesn't want him, and we're not surprised after reading this Tumblr thread about how he basically hoards pretty colors from the world for his own personal gain. Fortunately, there was someone named Stuart Semple who was ready to fight the good fight; and ultimately bring the cool and pretty colors back to the world. The way he goes about it is petty revenge at its finest. 

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Tumblr Thread About "Doing Good Recklessly" To Help People In Need

This Tumblr thread focuses on how big of an impact you can make upon someone else in the middle of a terrible financial struggle, if you but do some good recklessly. You never know how far $10 can go for a struggling parent, their kid, etc. 

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Tumblr Users Explore Humans As Space Orcs In Wild Series Of Threads

Good old Tumblr doing what it does best, when it takes thing to especially strange places. Maybe humans are nothing more than space orcs. 

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Tumblr User Ends Up In "Porn Prison" After Buying "First Wives Club 2" Before Knowing It Was Porn

This Tumblr user shares one hilarious story about her experience as a kid, ordering up "First Wives Club 2" on pay-per-view without knowing that it was in fact adult entertainment. The ensuing tense dinner table conversation between her stubborn self and family members over who could've bought such a dirty movie is absolutely hilarious. 

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Tumblr Post On How To Escape After Being Buried Alive In A Coffin

If you're afraid of being buried alive, this post isn't for you. Just thinking about this brings on anxiety. 

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Hilarious Behind-The-Scenes Explanation For How The Chicken In Moana Got So Stupid

There's a very logical reason for why the chicken named HeiHei in Moana is so unbelievably dumb. The behind-the-scenes explanation for the lovable character in the movie is almost as epic as the journey the chicken ends up joining in the first place. HeiHei is the real MVP. He's one stupid chicken, but damn we love him. 

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The Sickening Industrial Prison Complex Gets Called Out In Powerful Online Rant

This is NOT a loophole. A separate Twitter thread inspired another one back on Tumblr, that calls out the industrial prison complex for what it is. And that would not be a loophole, or tragic accident. 

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Tumblr Post About Patriarchal Culture Gets Schooled By Linguist

Call the burn unit! This linguist took a Tumblr user's post, and absolutely destroyed. And they did it with the cold, hard logic from the linguistics field. A job well done, indeed. 

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Angry Millennial Breaks Down How Much Easier Older Generations Had It

In all fairness the older generations did have to walk to school in the snow. That being said this Tumblr rant from an angry millennial is bound to get the people going. 

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Grow-In-Water Egg Cracks And A Horrid Looking "Baby"Pops Out

This Tumblr user found a strange grow-in-water egg toy at Goodwill, and that's where they should have left it. What ensues is a dramatic documentation of the horrid looking little gremlin creation that pops out of the egg toy, when it was dunked in water. No thank you. 

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Tumblr User Called Out For Bringing Politics Into Pixar's Tribute To Hawaiian Legend, Iz

You f**king walnut is my new favorite way to correct a mouth-breather doing their thing. Also, rest in peace Israel Amakawiwo'ole. You were a true legend. 

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10 Times Tumblr Proved There Are 2 Types of People

Tumblr is a creative place where people do the math on Ice Cube songs and make earth-shattering dad jokes, but mostly it's people shooting comments at each other. You can tell a lot about a person by how they present themselves online. In one camp we have the earnest ones trying to reach out for a connection, share their art, or tell a wholesome story. Then you've got the fun people. They're much more fun.

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Tumblr Post Identifies The Way Teenage Girls Abuse Their Boyfriends

Long story short, let's all just be nice to each other. This powerful Tumblr post identifies all those messed up, toxic things that have no business existing in a healthy relationship between partners. 

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Helpful Frat Bros Unite Their Brain Cell In A Woman's Story About Losing Her Keys

Bros will be bros. This story about some helpful frat bros uniting to help a groggy and disoriented young woman find her misplaced keys, didn't fail to put a smile on our faces. 

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Quick Tumblr Thread Honors Larger Than Life Saxophones

The internet has a strong love for the ridiculous, larger than life saxophones. There's just something too amusing and lovable about a monstrously sized sax. 

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