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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Tumblr Thread: Pokémon Drawn to Actual Scale

An ekans doesn't seem nearly as imposing when it looks like it could crawl out of a tailpipe. Many of us grew up with the global phenomenon of Pokémon searing its mark into our childhoods, and a lot of time has been lost on those games for good reason. This Tumblr Thread explains how the Pokémon probability system is madness. Also, here's a thread on why Mr. Mime is the creepiest Pokémon.

Tumblr thread about Pokemon being drawn the sizes of the animals they are based on | sinnerbird im going start thread pokemon drawn sizes things theyre based on here start very-salty-popcorn very small boi enters
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Tumblr Thread: Kudzu Is A Monster Plant Waging War With Everything

This Tumblr thread has a bit of everything. It starts out as an existential post about building treehouses, transitions to plants waging wars on each other, and eventually evolves to a full on stress post about the monstrous force that is the Kudzu plant, basically consuming everything in its path. I love that the goat homies are just like, "screw it, more food for us." Additionally, the pictures of the Kudzu "destroying" various landscapes do possess a strange beauty of their own. 

Check out some more Tumblr gold with these cultures colliding over various grading scales.

Kudzu is a monster plant that's waging war with the planet | mojave-wasteland-official Ever heard blackberries? Yes, plants do wage war kasaron Follow Mint and strawberries, too. They need be quarantined or they will kill basically everything else systlin Follow planted mint ground 2 years ago s currently fighting bitter battle death against raspberries attempting invade east while trying annex patio.
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Strange, Random, And Funny Tumblr Posts

Ah, yes, more random gems from the brilliant minds of Tumblr. Hard to think of a time that we wouldn't be down with falling down a Tumblr rabbit hole. For instance, check out the recent Tumblr thread that put a demonic twist on the history of Mercury Streamliners.

A collection of funny posts from the world of Tumblr.
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Tumblr User Imagines Demonic Twist For Mercury Streamliners

First thing is first, and that is to be sure to note the username of the Tumblr user who hatched up this brilliant, entertaining, and absolutely ridiculous thread. The thread explores the fictional history behind why the Mercury Streamliners were put out of commission. This would make for a great movie. 

A funny Tumblr thread imagines the reason why New York Central's Mercury engines ceased operations.
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Tumblr Thread: Shining Light On Anxiety Disorders

Someone's cutting onions in here, man. It's fun to take a break from the typical madness of Tumblr, and just have a post that's all good feels. 

A powerful Tumblr thread shines light on various anxiety disorders | all T-Mobile LTE 8:27 PM 83% norma1-people-sxare group rough looking boys walked past today and all heard their conversation he's got anxiety disorder bro so went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and made realise world isn't all bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just--phage
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Random, Golden Moments From The World Of Tumblr

There's no better way to pass the time than getting lost in a field of wonderful Tumblr gems. The community of creative minds is great at providing random, strange, and hilarious observations on various parts about life, and stories as well. For instance, the fun Tumblr thread that imagines angels and demons befriending one another over sandwiches. Or, the educational thread about cats and their journey to domestication.

A collection of funny and hilarious moments from Tumblr | spillywolf If courage isn't absence fear but doing right thing regardless maybe confidence isn't absence insecurity but knowing have real worth despite 160zm this is beautiful randomslasher By this same token, maybe goodness isn't absence bad thoughts or impulses, but conscious choice behave according moral ideals spite them | derofeba my computer decides deny access because admin restrictions OWN avengerofdeath2 As someone who works noth
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Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game

Sorry everyone. "The Game" is something many of us played and only succeeded in losing, and now it's time to once again take up that heavy mantle of failure. When one Tumblr user asked what the hell all this game losing was about, another was compelled to explain the burden so many of us live with the this day. For more Tumblr, here are various Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr explains the early 2000s phenomonon of losing "The Game." | rainnecassidy If old enough remember just lost Game. raggedyanndy
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Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga

Leave it to Tumblr to let one image of fun pizza inspire a way-too specific story of exactly how a story of one "fun-pizza" could go own. It's uncanny how easy it is to picture all of this. For more tumblr food stories, here's a thread on why super coffee is not a great idea, and a very creative story about sandwich demons.

Tumblr thread about a story about a suburban family and their "fun pizza" | nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going party and white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza And she pull
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Terribly Cursed Tumblr Posts

The wild world of Tumblr isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes things take a turn and end up being cursed beyond belief. If these cursed Tumblr posts got you going, check out more of Tumblr's most cursed posts over here.

A collection of terribly cursed Tumblr posts to cringe at | snoopingasusualisee Combine 2007 taco pancakes rawr speak with 2016 smol bean pupper speak achieve true nirvana soaprock henl0 sweet sawft sm0l bean babby!!1 RawR xD oh noes did scare im vewy sowwy targuzzler My heart just stopped and started again cursed directly at god allowing survive this | showerthoughtsofficial belly button is just old mouth. virgoassbitch acquaintedwithrask having good day were all having good day.
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The World's Most Cursed Tumblr Posts

We're usually sharing fresh, funny, and innocently bizarre Tumblr gems; but this time we're giving the cursed Tumblr nuggets a go. If there's anything that this collection of weird proves, it's that the moment between sharing an unnerving, passing thought and not sharing that thought is absolutely crucial to the mental peace of other folks online. We've got fruits that look like demonic gremlins, and at one point a face paint tutorial from the movie "Frozen" that looks like it could be the monster in a sleep paralysis episode.

A collection of cursed Tumblr posts. | Packaged goods - unukorn: squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala550: mac and cheese mac and cheese 's an egg 's an ipad iPad | Packaged goods - kittiesinthemorning just don't understand this happened. But here's picture lemon my backyard scientificperfection EVERLOVING FUCK buttpilgrim life gives iemons MAKE SACRIFICES
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Tumblr Thread: Super Coffee Is Not A Great Idea

Caffeine makes you more alert, and college students want to be more alert, so naturally they take the effects of caffeine to their  limits. For more stories about people doing stupid things, here are people's high risk low reward moments. For more junk from Tumblr's trunk, here are various Tumblr Gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr thread story of college kid who drank too much caffeine | korrakun: my favorite college experience is had 7am class and kid next literally poured monster energy drink into his coffee said going die" and drank whole thing knew guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead water. three cups two hours think he ascended astral realm survivability human race never ceases amaze TABI ANECDOTE
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Tumblr Thread: Angels And Demons Bond Over Sandwiches

Tumblr does it again with this treasure of a thread that imagines a world where demons and angels are befriending one another over stellar sandwiches. Additionally, the story suggests that angels and demons are often times estranged friends and family members. Now that sets the stage for a powerful drama to break out. Fortunately, the "drama" ends up being a silly, vaguely wholesome water gun/balloon fight. 

Check out some more Tumblr gold with this thread about how elves are flat earthers with scary eyes.

Angels and demons bond with each other over sandwiches in creative Tumblr story | writing-prompt-s While putting favorite condiment on sandwich accidentally make magical occult symbol and summon demon teawitch silently take two more slices bread out package and make another sandwich put on plate with handful potato chips and hand demon. He takes sandwich, smiles and vanishes puff demonic smoke next day get job promotion were after. There no contract. No words spoken owe nothing. But every now an
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Tumblr Breaks Down Color Theory

Yay, the big brains at Tumblr take us down a rabbit hole where we learn more about what's going on with this crazy thing called color theory. 

Tumblr breaks down color theory | memewhore So our local children's hospital re- cently redecorated, but not too sure they really thought things out gildatheplant Literally any other colour would've been better choice guys.
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Tumblr Thread: Teacher's Stuffed Animal Gains Cult Following

Sounds like an awesome teacher. Upgrading the stuffed octopus to account for all those snacks it was getting was a brilliant move. 

Teacher describes the time that their students started worshipping a stuffed octopus | myathesleepyoctopus Wait take back cant believe forgot about time brought small stuffed octopus as class mascot because why tf not class high schoolers and didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck snack and gave octopus as tribute. Which led other students doing same thing, until every day there pile offerings Fweej Overseer, mostly consisting things like string cheeses and small bags chip
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Tumblr Thread: Real World Benefits Of The Arts

This fun Tumblr thread spotlights the fact that it actually can pay off to keep that mental warehouse stocked with random bits of knowledge. So learn all the random knowledge that you can! Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread that traces the history of how cats became domesticated.

Tumblr thread shines light on the real world benefits of the arts | mnwood have ever told y'all about greatest moment my academic career freshman college and had this history teacher who edgy~ and his hotness level on ratemyprofessor off charts and he first teacher ever heard use word "fuck anyway he would do this thing every so often where have quiz" and first two questions were
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Tumblr Thread: Cats And Their Journey To Domestication

This Tumblr thread goes hard on the history behind how cats ended up being domesticated. Perhaps the most surprising takeaway from all this information is that we foolishly annoy these fearless predators. Not a good idea, not a good idea at all. 

Tumblr thread explains cats' path toward domestication | koryos CATS let's talk about housecats and fucking weird they are evolutionarily/anthropologically like who thought good idea have tiny malicious predators our homes anyways not us actually) are they even domesticated yes) do they even feel LOVE yes) LET'S LEARN ABOUT CATS
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