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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Tumblr Post: Mom Provides Kids Remarkable Coping Skills

There are a fair number of parents that might find themselves inspired after reading through this quick yet highly entertaining Tumblr post about how a mom went about handling her kids' engrained needs for healthy and effective coping skills. Basically, nature is where it's at. If only nature was as accessible to all of us as it was for this family. Maybe there's some way to put a fun and creative urban twist on this mom's approach though. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread where Tumblr users deconstruct the conspiracy behind Poké Balls

A funny Tumblr post about a mom's approach to providing her kids healthy coping skills.
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Tumblr Users Deconstruct The Conspiracy Behind Poké Balls

We're big fans of Pokémon lore here. In this case, we have a comprehensive rundown that covers the deep societal impact of Poké Balls, and how the availability and pricing of different kinds of Poké Balls ended up generating rifts between different classes in the Pokémon universe. Of course Tumblr had to go there. There was no other way. If this Tumblr thread got you going, then check out this Tumblr thread about how Pokémon's Ash Ketchum is a jacked beast, or you could get lost in an entertaining Twitter thread about how Rattata could theoretically beat Goku.

An entertaining Tumblr thread about the conspiracy behind the infamous Poké Balls.
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Funny Tweets And Tumblr Gems To Kick Boredom In The Groin

We are at heart, boring people. We live our boring lives, eat mostly grey food, and complain about the drama in our pets lives as if they were people. That's why we need funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. There's no sense letting people find out you're boring right away. That's for after you've tricked them into hanging out. So eat up them tumblr gems and funny tweets to have something to talk about.

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Tantalizing Tumblr Nuggets That Are Deep Fried In Humor

The wonderful and wandering minds of Tumblr provide a ceaseless stream of funny and outright bizarre observations about all corners of life. Whether you find yourself in the middle of a Tumblr thread about why statistics is a necessary dumbness test, or maybe a riveting thread about how the world of plants is actually nuts, you can pretty much always count on having your brain tickled in one way or another. Anyways, enjoy these Tumblr gems and keep on Tumblin. 

A collection of funny and totally random Tumblr gems to laugh at.
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Tumblr Post: Humans Live In A Mildly Magical World

Yeah, so those crazy things like the placebo effect that are a part of our daily existence are actually pretty much magic in action. It's truly wild that we can alter our very state of existence just by believing that something will make us feel a certain way. It's pretty humorous that we totally overlook the magical aspects of life. Like, we might as well be wizards. 

A funny Tumblr post about how humans are actually magical beings.
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Inventive Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good

Anyone who is able to spice up the workplace by not taking the job too seriously, while still getting the work done, and generally uplifting everyone's spirits is a welcomed addition to a team. It sounds like this barista is just the kind of person that you'll look forward to going to work with. At this point, I just want to read more of their names for other popular espresso drinks. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about an Ultima Online player who unleashed a nuclear revenge as a tavern owner on an unsuspecting town.

A quick wholesome Tumblr post about a barista who is pure positive chaos.
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Informative Tumblr Post Aims To Debunk Misconceptions About Chickens And Eggs

We can always count on the wonderful and wandering minds of the Tumblr world to shine some light on new topics that people might otherwise be unknowingly holding misconceptions about. Clearly, this Tumblr thread is trying to break down the assumptions that are being held about chickens and eggs, and local farming in general. Always interesting to hear different sides of the story. Check out some more tweets and gems to make the day more tolerable over here.

An informative Tumblr post seeks to debunk widespread misconceptions about chickens and eggs.
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Tumblr Thread: Getting Birthday Cards With Hilariously Wrong Ages On Them

Some people really get into their whole birthday cards game. Of course, it can be even more fun to go against the grain and give people birthday cards that definitely aren't doing exactly what's expected of them. So, we have this humorous little thread where people give out birthday cards that have the hilariously wrong ages on them. It makes for an entertaining little trip. If you're looking for some more gold from Tumblr check out this funny Tumblr thread about an Ultima online player unleashing a nuclear revenge as a tavern owner

A funny Tumblr post about giving people celebration cards with hilariously wrong ages on them.
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Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Make The Day More Tolerable

For the most part we're all bored, boring people. And as turgid lumps of wasted space, we need some funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. That way we can trick other boring people into wanting to be near us for some amount of time. Were we always this repulsive and dull? Honestly it's hard to remember. But what is easy to remember are tumblr gems and funny tweets to cackle at.

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Tumblr Thread: The Yarn Community Is Filled With Fiery Drama

You probably wouldn't go ahead and draw the assumption that the yarn community is filled to the brim with fascinating controversies. For instance, the whole faking deaths theme runs prominent within the community. On top of that, there's even a bit about setting babies on fire. Um, like what? Hold up. For some more gold from the ever interesting world of Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about a contortionist who went for a burrito mission to 7-Eleven and ended up traumatizing a cashier.

An educational Tumblr thread about the ongoing controversies encircling the yarn community.
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Quick Tumblr Post On The Theatrical Storytelling Perspective

There's nothing like throwing on a great movie and just stepping outside the otherwise constant stream of thoughts that occupy your daily existence. Instead, you can check out for awhile and get lost in the lives of the characters onscreen. Sometimes though, it can be tough to follow what's going on if you literally can't make out what's taking place on the screen. This quick Tumblr post does an effective job at pointing that out with Game of Thrones as an example. If you're looking for some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about an Ultima Online player that unleashed a nuclear revenge as a tavern owner.

A quick and entertaining Tumblr post about the theatrical storytelling perspective.
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Contortionist Goes On Mission For Burrito, Leaves Cashier Traumatized

Um, with great power comes great responsibility. One can only begin to imagine what kinds of panicked thoughts must've been racing around this poor cashier's brain. The poor homie probably thought that he'd fallen right onto the set of a horror movie. The context is really what ties this whole situation together. The fact that it was after midnight in a 7-11, and that 7-11 seems to be a universal magnet for the bizarre makes the tale that much more believable. Also, shout out to the contortionist for having no idea why the campus alert about a suspicious individual went out in the first place. 

A contortionist's visit to 7-11 ends up leaving the cashier traumatized.
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A Quick Crash Course On Scorching Irish Insults

We're big fans of the rare insults over here. You know, those insults that are inventive, cunning, utterly ruthless, and ideal for stowing away in your arsenal for the next time that you're inspired to crush someone's spirit in a way that they've never had their spirits crushed before. As it turns out, Irish insults are pure gold. They could definitely fit well into some creative writing as well, if you're ever on the hunt for ways to spice up that dialogue between characters. Check out some more rare insults that creatively roasted people to oblivion over here

A Tumblr post provides a crash course on extra spicy Irish insults.
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Ultima Online Player Unleashes Nuclear Revenge As Tavern Owner

Many of us can get hopelessly invested in our video game adventures. With a legendary game like Ultima Online it's only a matter of time before you find yourself meticulously planning some kind of devilish act. In this case, we have quite the unforgettable tale about the time a player decided to be the tavern owner that'd ultimately end up unleashing an utterly ruthless nuclear revenge on the game's townspeople. 

A funny Tumblr post about a barkeep character in Ultima Online unleashing a nuclear revenge.
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Tumblr Thread on Statistics Is a Necessary Dumbness Test

Math is hard for some folks on tumblr, but sometimes they really get into it, like the time they did the math on forging a literal blood sword. It's super common to see a headline along the lines of "smoking drywall dust increases risk of boneitis by 300%" which sounds extremely scary. But that number only means something if you know the potential boneitis risks of drywall smoking in the first place. We're not super good at math, but if the risk is only .05% and an increase of 300% raises it to .2%, just go ahead and smoke all the drywall dust you want.

don't smoke drywall dust. Also boneitis is a fictional disease from Futurama.

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Tumblr Thread: The Plant World Is Actually Nuts

The plant world is bonkers. There are battalions of mint and strawberry bushes waging war against one another with an unnerving level of strategy involved. Naturally, as Tumblr so often does, this particular thread ends up escalating even further into the nightmarish land of the Kudzu vine. It turns out the Kudzu vine is basically a massive, green, alien life force that's here to literally smother everything to death. If you're looking for some more gold from the world of Tumblr check out this recent thread we shared about a tragically misunderstood, nice guy named Vinny.

A funny and educational Tumblr post that escalates from building a treehouse to fighting the kudzu vine.
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