It's a mixed bag.

It explains a lot about people.

Bread and lies.

It's no secret that the job applications process is a total sham. The entire ordeal is a bizarre mating dance that would put even the most elaborate rituals of the bird of paradise to shame. You, the applicant, are the male; Prepping your dancing ground with pretty rocks and twig arrangements in the hopes that you might catch a wandering glance from a witting female (or in this case an employer). Once you've drawn their attention… it's time to unleash your best song and dance in order to prove…

If it works, it works.

That's some good stuff.

Grow up.

It's convenient if you're a medieval peasant.

That's an interesting one.

Get outta here, boredom.

It's a good one.

Proper research is key.

Those best guesses can end up being quite risky.

Not fair.

The passion is on point.

Chortle away!