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We love some good old fashioned translation fails. In this case, we have a funny little Tumblr thread shining light on a series of translation fails that resulted from trying to translate an English book from summer camp. Yes, it would certainly be terrifying if you were trying to chill at summer camp and had a ton of tiny wolves (chipmunks) running around the premises. Check out some more stupid, random, and brilliant gems from Tumblr over here. 

There are many brilliant and wandering minds in the Tumblr community that love to dive deep into aspects of the Pokémon universe that we'd otherwise overlook. It could be an enlightening thread about how Pokémon's probability system is utter madness. Or, perhaps it's a fun Tumblr thread where Pokémon are drawn to actual scale. In this case though, we have an astute observation from a Tumblr user who questions why someone like Mewtwo would even bother blocking Ash's fisticuffs. Pretty much Ash has been packing creatine somewhere in that backpack next to the hyper potions and Sitrus berries. 

So well, apparently, emojis can be a blind person's waking nightmare due to the "read text" function. Apparently, the phone describes each emoji in detail. This can make for quite the time-consuming process. Hopefully folks read this, and spare future conversations from the pains of emojis being vividly described. Check out some more terrific Tumblr gems to keep things tumblin, over here. 

In case you ever find yourself caught up in what feels like a colorless day, devoid of inspiration, humor, entertaining randomness, you can always turn to the ever wandering minds of the Tumblr world to lead you down the wild rabbit holes that you otherwise never would've stumbled upon. These Tumblr gems are certainly a trip. For some more gold from Tumblr check out the recent riveting summary of the internet's infamous "Josh Fight" from a Tumblr user. 

Regardless of whether or not this is real, it's a brilliant idea. Just picturing someone going through all that trouble to stick it to a careless rich person, without them ever knowing it is quite amazing. 

Just in case you weren't already aware, Megalodons are an extinct species of shark that ranged between 15 and 18 metres. Basically, those underwater tanks were so massive and generally physically formidable that they'd have wreaked such havoc on blue whales that we'd end up seeing their population die off/get physically smaller for survival. Obviously, blue whales are huge. So, just the thought of that is a tad bit unsettling. Outside of what the Megalodons would do the ocean's modern day ecosystem, there does seem to be a lot of room for a creative take on some kind of Megalodon-inspired horror film. Hence, this Tumblr thread. 

Bart Simpson gets an F, and all of a sudden Tumblr goes full on debate mode. Seems about right. If you're looking for more fun from the wild world of Tumblr's obsessive and creative minds, check out this Tumblr thread of a dude getting schooled on physics and car safety.

Deep down, everyone is a kind of dork. That's to say, we all have some kind of specific interest that no one else cares about. The beauty of tumblr gems is that with enough passion, vivid description, and manic interjection, any little detail can be turned into something relatable. These stupendous tumblr gems are just another example of everyone's true nature expressed as jabs, quips, and Scooby-Doo fan theories.

The brain has a hard time hopping between languages. Inevitably, brain farts occur. What begins as a humorous enough Tumblr thread about when you can tell that a bilingual character was clearly written by someone who is not a bilingual person, evolves into an even funnier thread about the various blunders that can occur in the bilingual realm. For some more gold from Tumblr, check out this Tumblr thread about the wild cons that people were able to pull off just by having complete, unwavering confidence. 

Man oh man, it's a Tumblr thread like this that might lead you to walk through life with just a bit more caution about strangers' underlying intentions. Specifically, whether or not that random dude who shows up wearing a work outfit similar to the company you work for, actually works for the company. Honestly wonder if that little bit about Leo DiCaprio is true or not. If it is, that's hilarious. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this wild Tumblr thread about a neighbor Steve and the abominations. It's a trip. 

Tumblr answers those questions we often ask ourselves waking up in a cold sweat at 4 am, having just escaped another fever nightmare. What would it be like to live next-door to a well-meaning abomination? The tale of Neighbor Steve provides some insight. Tumblr users also kindly elaborate on nightmares such as being a purveyor of fine clown meats as well as a roundup of the earth's real-world abominations. You know, just regular stuff.

It's hard to think of two characters Tumblr would have more of an affinity for than Roald Dahl's Matilda and Wednesday Addams. Tumblr has made its love of the Addams' pretty clear in the past based on this tumblr thread about the Addams family renting out rooms to college students. It should be obvious by now that Tumblr will never leave its favorite things un-fan-fictioned, whether that's a good or bad thing.

Honestly, it's an endearing and strange tale like the one we have here that might inspire other people out there to go about committing acts of random, incomprehensible kindness just to snap someone out of their otherwise conditioned, automated routine way of life. I want to know more about what was going through mystical pen dude's brain when he arrived at the Starbucks to clearly drop off his portkey to another dimension. 

Maybe you've been staring at spreadsheets all day or maybe you've been looking at horrible, ugly customers. It feels like a lot of life is searching for something better to look at. Hilarious and random tumblr gems fill that void like a boredom-shaped cork, now open wide cause here comes the airplane. It's funny and shiny tumblr gems.

Real or not, just picturing this whole scenario where a dude walks into a shop like the one we have in this story, and the proceeds to cluelessly, stubbornly get his vegan girlfriend the last thing she'd want, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Some people refuse to take the help that's so graciously offered their way. This guy really should've just listened up when he had the chance. We can't imagine that the particular plate got him out of the doghouse at all. Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this family's heated Christmas vampire tradition.