Trying is the seed of failure. And these folks tried to do all sorts of things. Some tried to sound smart. Some tried to send dick pics. Some tried to simply express themselves online. And boy did they mess up big.
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The moral of the story here is to not marry some dude rocking the nickname of, "Florida Asshole." That was a fiery red flag off the bat! Bar nun, this is the best story you'll hear all day.
The verdict's in from various Aussies, and apparently this fine collection of totally random "Australian" moments is on the money. Also, after these I am so ready for a visit to Australia. Even though the land's brimming with deadly creatures that are all seemingly designed to take us out.
