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Tumblr: a magical website with the bizarre, the hilarious and the unexpected. Think you've seen it all? Think again. The best one-liners, random threads and weird thoughts are yet to be discovered. 

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Bite-Sized Gems from the Mines of Tumblr

Tumblr is a great big rabbit hole of creativity and moments of incredible strangeness. Many of these moments develop into awesome threads like Disney's mythical smut vault or this guy who found out he was allergic to citrus. Then there are these smaller, single image moments pf just enough context to bring smiles to our faces.

Funny memes and moments from Tumblr
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Tumblr User Clears Up Case Of Food Allergies For Clueless Dude

Turns out itchy is not a flavor, and that it might mean there's an allergic reaction going down. 

People talk about their food allergies in a ridiculous Tumblr thread.
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Funny Tumblr Thread Explains Disney's Mythical Secret Porn Vault

According to this thread, Disney's strict policy that grants them exclusive ownership of any of their employees artwork also gives them the rights to any of the filth that those artists also end up creating as well. We hope Disney has a smut vault/porn cave, but it seems unlikely whether or not they would officially confirm the existence of such a thing. Tumblr has come through with some weird cartoon lore, like this dark thread on Garfield. Tumblr users also share some pretty incredible experiences, like this pizza deliverer who made a list of all the insane people she met.

Tumblr thread explains Disney's mythical vault of dirty images its artists create.
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Short Thread On Naming Shows How Much Scientists Love Stupid Puns

Just a a few short dumbass examples, and the unfortunate repercussions of scientists turning their work into hilarious puns. That all being said, Nim Chimpsky is an absolutely hilarious monkey pun in our opinion, and we hope scientists use more incredibly stupid puns in the future. If this made you interested in science stuff, here's a microbiologists unbelievable thread about lobsters. And for puns, here are some terrible/excellent puns.

Examples of how scientists name things with stupid puns.
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A Handy Supernatural Guide to Exploring Abandoned Churches

It's getting into spooky season and anyone who wishes to not get stuck in a lost plane of reality while exploring decrepit pews could learn from this creative church exploration guide. We weren't privy to the supernatural risks of walking into a creepy-ass haunted church, but this seems like someone put a lot of thought into it. For more spooky creativity, check out thesetwo-sentence horror stories.

A tumblr list guide if all the supernaturally creepy things in a haunted abandoned church.
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Pizza Delivery Driver Creates Impressive List of Her Strangest Customers

This Tumblr user put together an impressive list of most of the wild people they've met while delivering pizzas.You don't think about it a lot, but absolutely crazy people like pizza too. So it makes sense that someone would have to deliver pizza to some outstanding characters, and it makes extra sense that they'd make an impressive list of the people they've seen. For a wholesome yet short tale of humor and pizza, check out this pizza guy who screwed up and had to stand in the corner.

Pizza delivery driver on tumblr has a big list of the weirdest people she's delivered pizza to.
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Fresh Nuggets Of Tumblr Gold (20 Images)

Good old Tumblr never fails to take things down strange and unexpected rabbit's holes. Still getting over that recent post about how Mr. Mime is actually the creepiest Pokémon ever, and is pretty much Ash's stepdad. 

A collection of entertaining items from the funny minds in the Tumblr community.
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Mr. Mime Exposed For Being The Creepiest Pokémon

So basically Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now he's his stepdad. That's enough internet for the day. Is nothing sacred? Pokémon fans couldn't have been ready for this. 

Mr. Mime gets called out in a Tumblr thread for being an extra creepy pokémon.
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Indian Woman Clears Up Misleading Tumblr Thread

Gotta love when someone successfully destroys an ignorant Tumblr user with cold hard facts. This woman put a hard stop to the misleading information that was going into this Tumblr user's original "historical fun facts." Job well done. 

Indian woman calls out and clears up a misleading Tumblr thread.
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Peculiar Cat Likes Being in the Fridge

What can we say, maybe this Tumblr user's cat is hot? If we had a cat that bolted into the fridge constantly we'd be freaking out all the time, but the fact that this cat seems content in there is sort of endearing, in a weird way. If you google "cat in fridge" this is just about the most wholesome result you're gonna find. For a cute but big cat fail, here's a mistaken animal lover who thought she'd found a stray cat.

Tumblr user explains that her cat likes to be in the fridge.
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Tumblr Post On How To Escape After Being Buried Alive In A Coffin

This tumblr post breaks down how you can escape a coffin, if someone's trying to bury you alive. Hopefully you never find yourself in a situation where you have to use this. But hey, it could save your ass. 

Tumblr post describes how to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.
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Australians Relate To Culturally Accurate Australian Gothic Tumblr Thread

Aussies are connecting deeply with this very culturally accurate, Australian Gothic Tumblr thread. Apparently it's just about the Aussiest thing ever. 

Australians relate to a culturally accurate Tumblr thread on Australian Gothic literature.
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Innocent Tumblr Post About Coconuts Turns Scary With Coconut Crabs

An innocent Tumblr post about how hungry someone must've been when they discovered that coconuts were indeed edible, took a wild turn when someone pointed out how horrid and monstrous looking "coconut crabs" are. Some things are better left unseen. Nature can be a scary bitch sometimes. 

A quick Tumblr post on coconuts turns scary when coconut crabs get involved, because they are monstrously huge.
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Request For A Curtain Made Of Worms Spirals Out Of Control

This is curtainly one of the most bizarre and amazing things we've seen in a while. Leave it to the good old world of Tumblr to churn up some unexpected gold. 

Tumblr user's request for a curtain made of worms spirals out of control.
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