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An ekans doesn't seem nearly as imposing when it looks like it could crawl out of a tailpipe. Many of us grew up with the global phenomenon of Pokémon searing its mark into our childhoods, and a lot of time has been lost on those games for good reason. This Tumblr Thread explains how the Pokémon probability system is madness. Also, here's a thread on why Mr. Mime is the creepiest Pokémon.

This Tumblr thread has a bit of everything. It starts out as an existential post about building treehouses, transitions to plants waging wars on each other, and eventually evolves to a full on stress post about the monstrous force that is the Kudzu plant, basically consuming everything in its path. I love that the goat homies are just like, "screw it, more food for us." Additionally, the pictures of the Kudzu "destroying" various landscapes do possess a strange beauty of their own. 

Check out some more Tumblr gold with these cultures colliding over various grading scales.

Ah, yes, more random gems from the brilliant minds of Tumblr. Hard to think of a time that we wouldn't be down with falling down a Tumblr rabbit hole. For instance, check out the recent Tumblr thread that put a demonic twist on the history of Mercury Streamliners.

First thing is first, and that is to be sure to note the username of the Tumblr user who hatched up this brilliant, entertaining, and absolutely ridiculous thread. The thread explores the fictional history behind why the Mercury Streamliners were put out of commission. This would make for a great movie. 

Someone's cutting onions in here, man. It's fun to take a break from the typical madness of Tumblr, and just have a post that's all good feels. 

There's no better way to pass the time than getting lost in a field of wonderful Tumblr gems. The community of creative minds is great at providing random, strange, and hilarious observations on various parts about life, and stories as well. For instance, the fun Tumblr thread that imagines angels and demons befriending one another over sandwiches. Or, the educational thread about cats and their journey to domestication.

Sorry everyone. "The Game" is something many of us played and only succeeded in losing, and now it's time to once again take up that heavy mantle of failure. When one Tumblr user asked what the hell all this game losing was about, another was compelled to explain the burden so many of us live with the this day. For more Tumblr, here are various Tumblr gems to keep the day moving.

Leave it to Tumblr to let one image of fun pizza inspire a way-too specific story of exactly how a story of one "fun-pizza" could go own. It's uncanny how easy it is to picture all of this. For more tumblr food stories, here's a thread on why super coffee is not a great idea, and a very creative story about sandwich demons.

The wild world of Tumblr isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes things take a turn and end up being cursed beyond belief. If these cursed Tumblr posts got you going, check out more of Tumblr's most cursed posts over here.

We're usually sharing fresh, funny, and innocently bizarre Tumblr gems; but this time we're giving the cursed Tumblr nuggets a go. If there's anything that this collection of weird proves, it's that the moment between sharing an unnerving, passing thought and not sharing that thought is absolutely crucial to the mental peace of other folks online. We've got fruits that look like demonic gremlins, and at one point a face paint tutorial from the movie "Frozen" that looks like it could be the monster in a sleep paralysis episode.

Caffeine makes you more alert, and college students want to be more alert, so naturally they take the effects of caffeine to their  limits. For more stories about people doing stupid things, here are people's high risk low reward moments. For more junk from Tumblr's trunk, here are various Tumblr Gems to keep the day moving.

Tumblr does it again with this treasure of a thread that imagines a world where demons and angels are befriending one another over stellar sandwiches. Additionally, the story suggests that angels and demons are often times estranged friends and family members. Now that sets the stage for a powerful drama to break out. Fortunately, the "drama" ends up being a silly, vaguely wholesome water gun/balloon fight. 

Check out some more Tumblr gold with this thread about how elves are flat earthers with scary eyes.

Yay, the big brains at Tumblr take us down a rabbit hole where we learn more about what's going on with this crazy thing called color theory. 

Sounds like an awesome teacher. Upgrading the stuffed octopus to account for all those snacks it was getting was a brilliant move. 

This fun Tumblr thread spotlights the fact that it actually can pay off to keep that mental warehouse stocked with random bits of knowledge. So learn all the random knowledge that you can! Check out some more gold from Tumblr with this thread that traces the history of how cats became domesticated.

This Tumblr thread goes hard on the history behind how cats ended up being domesticated. Perhaps the most surprising takeaway from all this information is that we foolishly annoy these fearless predators. Not a good idea, not a good idea at all.