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A quick Tumblr post celebrates people's inner nerd tendencies. | fandomsandfeminism My favorite thing is listening people go into extreme detail about some micro- aspect some hobby they love know nothing about. My mother law loves bird watching other day she told about birder world is ROCKED with controversy about new Audubon society bird naming conventions, particularly their new guidelines on hyphenation.

Tumblr Post Celebrates People's Inner Nerd

Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

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A flight attendant describes her most memorable moments. | filmnoirsbian Follow honor approaching my first 6 months mark as flight attendant, here are some highlights my time this job lady stopped gently whisper had "mastered art kindness an elderly woman told put on earth be flight attendant" Each and every time someone complimented my nails

Tumblr Post: A Flight Attendant's Wildest Stories

Tumblr responds to art snob's Mona Lisa comment | There is much controversy art world over question whether or not clean fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed show original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as sheerness her shawl and pattern on neckline her dress, have become utterly obscured original, but restored copy they're perfectly clear blows my mind little bit look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine much

Tumblr Thread Comes Down on Uninformed Art Snob

An informative Tumblr thread about how humans go crazy without plants | zachsanomaiy Humans have never lived fully under ground or completely inclosed societies at any point human history part because need decent circadian rhythm sun and see plants and breathe fresh air But also because humans hallucinate and lose their minds if they are inclosed something with structural insecurities, like are legit predisposed go psycho So hear out Story plot:Everything is going fine with fifteen year space

Tumblr Post: Humans Need Their Plant Friends

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A quick Tumblr post about the ridiculous things that high schoolers say | WR writtenrain Follow Shit l've Heard High Schoolers Say Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything. Guys 's been three weeks since l've eaten vegetable At least have memes dull pain existence An AP student: Oh my god thought seven less than six

Quick Tumblr Post On Ridiculous High Schooler Sayings

A Tumblr thread about the real reasons behind people wearing fur clothing. | teaboot Follow understand why people dislike leather and animal products. But leather is such good resource? Like My mom bought sturdy leather coat 1989 my 20's and now wear coat s 30 year old coat? 30 years, two generations, one coat. Versus, like plastic one rips and gets thrown out, or releases bits into ecosystem every time 's washed, takes billion years decompose, lasts maybe decade if super duper careful, and uses

Tumblr Thread: Fur Clothing Vs. Vegan Clothing

A funny Tumblr post about a strange horticultural technique that flattens trees | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Seguir recently learned about horticultural technique called Espalier s funniest goddamn thing ever seen.

Tumblr Thread: Strange Horticultural Technique Is Terraria IRL

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A quick Tumblr post appreciates riddles | teaboot love weirdly specific rules go with answering riddle. Like Have Two Eyes But Cannot See Am And answer's supposed be word 'iridescent' because 'two s' right, but like. Why can't answer be like guy with really bad cataracts. Someone wearing blindfold. My uncle's dog. Like why does gotta be deep teaboot have face but no eyes lips or nose am Slenderman. Next

A Quick Tumblr Post Appreciating Riddles

A funny Tumblr post about how flat earth intersected with Tolkien's idea of Middle Earth | S mckitterick philosoverted-deactivated202006 Do ever lie awake wondering heck Gimli knows nervous system is systlin Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than other races. gallusrostromegalus His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D. bagginshield gimli trying explain his studies legolas flat-earther

Tumblr Thread: Elves Are Flat Earthers For A Reason

A Tumblr thread about ask culture vs guess culture | mefitours-blog-blog Ask Culture and Guess Culture "One my wife's distant friends has attempted invite herself stay with us, again writes exasperated owner prime 2 bedroom apartment New York City this Ask MetaFilter question She did this last March, and used excuse starting new job and needing do x, y, and z as well as out town" excuse any remaining dates. This got us off scot-free, but both knew time would come again and 's here need final

Tumblr Thread: Ask Culture Vs. Guess Culture

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Tumblr Thread: Spy Kids Is A National Treasure

Tumblr stories of places and things being gothic | themmfatale 2020 gothic join zoom call. everyone's mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway stare at squares with faces them. which is face can't be sure news is full numbers try learn they mean, but articles are full jargon fields have no experience and swear numbers change blink wake up sleep wake up sleep many days have no idea go walk shadow follows down street, moving move, stopping stop. always recommended six feet away every day get

Tumblr Tales that Make Everything Gothic

A quick Tumblr post on kids' various learning struggles | fozmeadows Watching my toddler figure out language is fascinating. Yesterday were stumped he kept insisting there Lego winner" behind his bookshelf turned out be little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing word trophy he'd extrapolated word thing can win And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said Mummy s not rubbish s allowed be bottle meaning, effectively want this. Don't throw away But an adult ear, there's something

Quick Tumblr Post On Kids' Language Struggles

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A funny Tumblr thread about how Magenta isn't a real color after all | astercrash Follow Watching human technological developments has be really stressful aliens because every time look like going invent something even remotely cool immediately use hurt another human. astercrash Follow Human gets stick* Alien: yes Human grabs rock* Alien: YES Human invents hammer* Alien: YESYESYESYES Human murders his neighbour Thagbar* Alien: god FUCKING dammit 7,684 notes

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Funny New Zealand bird election drama | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses S biggest-gaudiest-patro recommend keeping an eye on New Zealand news. not bc politics or anything, but bc HILARIOUS DISCOURSE happening over 2020 Bird Year Contest. someone called kiwi Fat Flightless Fuck white-faced heron accused racism, voter fraud is rampant

Tumblr Thread: New Zealand's Bird Election Was a Mess

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20-year-old calls out 27-year-old sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection: 'She just really liked the way it sounded'

20-year-old calls out 27-year-old sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection: 'She just really liked the way it sounded'

39-year-old employee told he's not allowed to use the break room at work because he's salaried: 'I can't get water or coffee now because it's too confusing for other people?'

39-year-old employee told he's not allowed to use the break room at work because he's salaried: 'I can't get water or coffee now because it's too confusing for other people?'

Manager informs employees that they won't receive their pooled tips and she's donating them to a struggling coworker instead: ‘I don't know how to react’

Manager informs employees that they won't receive their pooled tips and she's donating them to a struggling coworker instead: ‘I don't know how to react’

'You will do as I instruct you to do': Warehouse manager enforces temperature policy despite warnings from employees, malicious compliance ensues

'You will do as I instruct you to do': Warehouse manager enforces temperature policy despite warnings from employees, malicious compliance ensues

New boss calls employee unprofessional for asking a question during meeting, so employee brings in union rep and gets her fired: 'Big boss thanked me as he wanted to get rid of her but hadn't known how'

New boss calls employee unprofessional for asking a question during meeting, so employee brings in union rep and gets her fired: 'Big boss thanked me as he wanted to get rid of her but hadn't known how'

Employee abruptly quits after their boss gives them the career runaround for 3 years, boss leaves a strongly-worded note along with their final paycheck: ‘It's so unprofessional’

Employee abruptly quits after their boss gives them the career runaround for 3 years, boss leaves a strongly-worded note along with their final paycheck: ‘It's so unprofessional’

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