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Tumblr user shares effective strategy to avoid folks namedropping fancy colleges. | v-ne V_sugarbaby met bunch guys Harvard yesterday and kept pretending like never heard school just piss them off..one them legit turned red said Harvard? Is like local community college LMAO00000 Harvard? Never heard her

Tumblr Thread: Strategy To Avoid People Namedropping Fancy Colleges

A funny Tumblr post about the impact of the internet on curse words. | feywildwest Follow one weirdest ways language is evolving response internet is bad words" just. do not have same impact anymore constantly forget some people think °fuck is terrible insult so threats and insults have start getting really out there if person wants even mean anything. if person told die shrug off but if opened

Tumblr Post: Internet's Changing The Evolution Of Curse Words

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Tumblr Post: The Batman x Avatar Crossover We Need

Awesome Tumblr story captures earth's wildlife through the lens of aliens' eyes. | giraffepoliceforce really want science fiction story where aliens come invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only be fought off by wildlife. They were expecting military resistance. They weren't counting on bears. splintercellconviction Imagine coming hostile alien world and being attacked by horde creatures can weigh up 3 tons, run at 30 km/h (19 mph and bite with force 8,100 newtons

Epic Tumblr Story Captures Earth's Wildlife Through Aliens' Eyes

A funny Tumblr thread about Wolverine always showing up. | fireandlifeincarnate Follow supervillains fucking hate fighting x-men because teams change constantly and sometimes there are totally new people there fuck there's teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically superhero yet or is he student. who fuck knows do counter this shit diamondfangedbarbarian Follow one seems completely non-mutated and they're like

Quick Tumblr Thread On Wolverine Always Showing Up

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A collection of entertaining and funny moments from various people that use Tumblr | graynard talking my infant son like im youtuber looking4myson Whats up baby. Father here bringing another spoonful Gerber ham and gravy baby food

Entertaining Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr

A collection of funny moments from various people in the Tumblr community | post by epulchritude can tell someone's mental health is doing by paying attention much emphasis they put on line sometimes wish l'd never been born at all they're singing bohemian rhapsody

Comedy Gems From The Wild World Of Tumblr

Tumblr user shares all the crazy happenings of their first day at Target | Things Happened On My First Day At Target -Sold lingerie an eighty year old woman -Got free salted caramel frappacino suspectedly gay barista, Parker -Sold bra mom sixteen year old girl who cringing entire time

Target Employee Details His First Crazy Week Of Work

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An informative Tumblr thread about the legend of Sesame Street's forbidden Crack Monster. | wizardOrb Follow thinking about an anonymous group (WHO DOESN'T SEEM BE AFFILIATED W/ SESAME STREET found out where jon armond Ilived and made him swear he wouldn't show anyone cracks before they gave him wizardOrb Follow

Tumblr Thread: Sesame Street's Forbidden, Nightmarish Crack Monster

A Tumblr thread on how surprising it is that court reporters are able to keep a straight face | Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are book called Disorder Courts and are things people actually said court, word word, taken down and published by court reporters had torment staying calm while exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY first thing husband said morning? WITNESS: He said Where am Cathy ATTORNEY: And why did upset WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact?

Tumblr Thread On Ridiculous Overheards During Court Proceedings

A collection of funny moments from the world of Tumblr. | Josh Hara @yoyoha Leaving watermelon on someone's doorstep middle night is pretty inexpensive way occupy portion their mind forever. 6/21/12, 10:50 AM oleandir be inexplicable phenomena wish see world

A Dazzling Collection Of Splendid Tumblr Gems

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A former English teacher ends up defending a controversial Christmas song. | Andrew Rannells @AndrewRannells don't think any more people need record Baby 's Cold Outside think good there. teachingwithcoffee 's time bring an end Rape Anthem Masquerading As Christmas Carol

Tumblr Post: Former English Teacher Defends Controversial Christmas Song

Tumblr thread argues that Violet Beauregarde should've won Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory. | evayna Violet Beauregarde should've won Wonka's chocolate factory Have watched movie last decade or more? No. Do have iron clad evidence support my argument? Yes. She's most knowledgeable about candy. She's committed and knows her stuff Wonka holds up little yellow piece across room, she recognizes immediately. She able switch candy bars sake contest, so know she has personal discipline and is goal

Tumblr Thread: Violet Beauregarde Should've Won Willy Wonka's Factory

funny tumblr memes and moments | wodneswynn One characters our D&D party is an orc named Brick established orcs get their names through tests strength and his name is Brick because 's strongest thing he able break with his bare hands. By profession, Brick is therapist. His ultimate ambition is one day do therapy so good he can change his name Depression. naamahdarling went into this expecting beautiful himbo and came out love with Brick and crying over therapist orcs. Source: wodneswynn 26,010

Funny, Random and Shiny Tumblr Gems

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Tumblr users shows three types of annoying unrealistic female characters | Nerdy Male Director She had many masculine traits, like eating 10 hamburgers at once and wrestling Russian mercenaries while never going over 112 pounds. She learned these skills her many fathers and brothers, never male partner or friend, as may suggest she has some autonomous sexual history. No, men were all too afraid her, except who has mistaken my fem-dom fetish respect. If met her real like l'd hate her rejecting

Tumblr Thread: Three Repetitive Types of Female Characters

A poetic Tumblr rant calls out society's marriage standards. | claryfairhild Follow so done with way girls twenties are treated so done with people who literally create timetable us. 20- 24 find guy, 24-26 make him propose 27-29 get married so done do not want get 2 .m texts my best friend who is freaking out she is gonna die alone do not want see my 20 years old friend wasting her time on some guys who are not even interested her do not want see us falling every nice guy who does not look creep

Tumblr Rant Calls Out Marriage Standards

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Boss plays favorites with employees and pays the price when entire office strikes back by skipping his training meeting: 'He completely lost it in the team chat'

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‘Unlimited PTO’ company boss rejects employee’s PTO for court-ordered parenting, gets called out and faces team backlash: ‘It has backfired on them’

‘Unlimited PTO’ company boss rejects employee’s PTO for court-ordered parenting, gets called out and faces team backlash: ‘It has backfired on them’

Fed-up customer decides to dine and dash after server ignores them for their entire stay and fails to bring in their food for over 40 minutes: ‘He wouldn't even look in my direction’

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16 and 19-year-old siblings team up against Mom who insists they stop "lying in bed all day": 'It is unrealistic'

16 and 19-year-old siblings team up against Mom who insists they stop "lying in bed all day": 'It is unrealistic'

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