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A funny Tumblr thread about Wolverine always showing up. | fireandlifeincarnate Follow supervillains fucking hate fighting x-men because teams change constantly and sometimes there are totally new people there fuck there's teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically superhero yet or is he student. who fuck knows do counter this shit diamondfangedbarbarian Follow one seems completely non-mutated and they're like

Quick Tumblr Thread On Wolverine Always Showing Up

A collection of entertaining and funny moments from various people that use Tumblr | graynard talking my infant son like im youtuber looking4myson Whats up baby. Father here bringing another spoonful Gerber ham and gravy baby food

Entertaining Nuggets Of Comedy Gold From Tumblr

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A collection of funny moments from various people in the Tumblr community | post by epulchritude can tell someone's mental health is doing by paying attention much emphasis they put on line sometimes wish l'd never been born at all they're singing bohemian rhapsody

Comedy Gems From The Wild World Of Tumblr

An informative Tumblr thread about the legend of Sesame Street's forbidden Crack Monster. | wizardOrb Follow thinking about an anonymous group (WHO DOESN'T SEEM BE AFFILIATED W/ SESAME STREET found out where jon armond Ilived and made him swear he wouldn't show anyone cracks before they gave him wizardOrb Follow

Tumblr Thread: Sesame Street's Forbidden, Nightmarish Crack Monster

A Tumblr thread on how surprising it is that court reporters are able to keep a straight face | Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are book called Disorder Courts and are things people actually said court, word word, taken down and published by court reporters had torment staying calm while exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY first thing husband said morning? WITNESS: He said Where am Cathy ATTORNEY: And why did upset WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact?

Tumblr Thread On Ridiculous Overheards During Court Proceedings

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A collection of funny moments from the world of Tumblr. | Josh Hara @yoyoha Leaving watermelon on someone's doorstep middle night is pretty inexpensive way occupy portion their mind forever. 6/21/12, 10:50 AM oleandir be inexplicable phenomena wish see world

A Dazzling Collection Of Splendid Tumblr Gems

Tumblr thread argues that Violet Beauregarde should've won Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory. | evayna Violet Beauregarde should've won Wonka's chocolate factory Have watched movie last decade or more? No. Do have iron clad evidence support my argument? Yes. She's most knowledgeable about candy. She's committed and knows her stuff Wonka holds up little yellow piece across room, she recognizes immediately. She able switch candy bars sake contest, so know she has personal discipline and is goal

Tumblr Thread: Violet Beauregarde Should've Won Willy Wonka's Factory

funny tumblr memes and moments | wodneswynn One characters our D&D party is an orc named Brick established orcs get their names through tests strength and his name is Brick because 's strongest thing he able break with his bare hands. By profession, Brick is therapist. His ultimate ambition is one day do therapy so good he can change his name Depression. naamahdarling went into this expecting beautiful himbo and came out love with Brick and crying over therapist orcs. Source: wodneswynn 26,010

Funny, Random and Shiny Tumblr Gems

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Tumblr users shows three types of annoying unrealistic female characters | Nerdy Male Director She had many masculine traits, like eating 10 hamburgers at once and wrestling Russian mercenaries while never going over 112 pounds. She learned these skills her many fathers and brothers, never male partner or friend, as may suggest she has some autonomous sexual history. No, men were all too afraid her, except who has mistaken my fem-dom fetish respect. If met her real like l'd hate her rejecting

Tumblr Thread: Three Repetitive Types of Female Characters

A poetic Tumblr rant calls out society's marriage standards. | claryfairhild Follow so done with way girls twenties are treated so done with people who literally create timetable us. 20- 24 find guy, 24-26 make him propose 27-29 get married so done do not want get 2 .m texts my best friend who is freaking out she is gonna die alone do not want see my 20 years old friend wasting her time on some guys who are not even interested her do not want see us falling every nice guy who does not look creep

Tumblr Rant Calls Out Marriage Standards

A Tumblr story about a terribly misunderstood toy named Evil Chancellor Traytor. | avian-american probablyjustamagpie Follow themanslayer Follow love fantasy its like king galamir mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye treacherous

Tumblr Story: The Terribly Misunderstood Evil Chancellor Traytor

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A funny Tumblr post about kids' hilarious misunderstandings when it comes to recognizing faces. | anexperimentallife Follow Brian Wecht O @bwecht Audrey (6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes

Tumblr Post: Kids Don't Understand How Faces Work

A plumber accidentally ends up creating a metal snake monster. | my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Tumblr Story: Plumber Accidentally Creates Metal Snake Ghost

A ridiculous Tumblr thread about forging a longsword from the blood of one's enemies. | Ethan Details K So calculated And eould only take about 400 people get enough iron forge steel longsword U know fantasy books talk about swords "forged with blood enemies"

Tumblr User Does The Math On Forging Literal Blood Sword

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An entitled boomer learns they can't keep up with a service job. | lot them probably wouldn't last at job Last year had an internship at fancy office during day, and food service job at night. One ladies at office told she needed part-time job some extra cash, and let her know about an opening my food service job, described would be expected, all

Entitled Boomer Learns They Can't Handle Service Job

A family's Christmas vampire tradition gets very heated. | kaity--did Okay my house have strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village wraps all around our house through rooms and under trees and 's wonderful. Every year she hides Christmas Vampire

Tumblr Thread: Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Gets Heated

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58-year-old essential employee gets laid off 1 year before retiring, entire team quits out of loyalty, HR begs them to come back for double their original pay: 'I'll come back for 13 weeks'

58-year-old essential employee gets laid off 1 year before retiring, entire team quits out of loyalty, HR begs them to come back for double their original pay: 'I'll come back for 13 weeks'

Entitled HOA board members demand that new homeowners give up their designated space for another neighbor, homeowners refuse: 'Peg didn't like that. Not one bit'

Entitled HOA board members demand that new homeowners give up their designated space for another neighbor, homeowners refuse: 'Peg didn't like that. Not one bit'

HOA Karen building manager, tries to force out tenant so her friend can move into the building, tenant gets the owner involved, who fires her and doubles her rent: 'she couldn’t afford to pay the full rent'

HOA Karen building manager, tries to force out tenant so her friend can move into the building, tenant gets the owner involved, who fires her and doubles her rent: 'she couldn’t afford to pay the full rent'

HR announces in-person office policy to fully remote team, sparking mass exodus: '[I] sent my resignation letter right there!'

HR announces in-person office policy to fully remote team, sparking mass exodus: '[I] sent my resignation letter right there!'

Management starts tracking employees' every move and forcing them to stay at their desks, their compliance cost the company $50k: 'We're doing exactly what they wanted - staying at our desks and not moving around'

Management starts tracking employees' every move and forcing them to stay at their desks, their compliance cost the company $50k: 'We're doing exactly what they wanted - staying at our desks and not moving around'

58-year-old employee gets let go, the rest of the department leaves, HR begs for employee to come back 4 months later: 'That's not going to work for me'

58-year-old employee gets let go, the rest of the department leaves, HR begs for employee to come back 4 months later: 'That's not going to work for me'

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