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A ridiculous Tumblr thread about forging a longsword from the blood of one's enemies. | Ethan Details K So calculated And eould only take about 400 people get enough iron forge steel longsword U know fantasy books talk about swords "forged with blood enemies"

Tumblr User Does The Math On Forging Literal Blood Sword

An entitled boomer learns they can't keep up with a service job. | lot them probably wouldn't last at job Last year had an internship at fancy office during day, and food service job at night. One ladies at office told she needed part-time job some extra cash, and let her know about an opening my food service job, described would be expected, all

Entitled Boomer Learns They Can't Handle Service Job

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A family's Christmas vampire tradition gets very heated. | kaity--did Okay my house have strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village wraps all around our house through rooms and under trees and 's wonderful. Every year she hides Christmas Vampire

Tumblr Thread: Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Gets Heated

A funny Tumblr story about a moms' book club getting crashed by the song "WAP." | tricktster Follow So other night my mom upstairs on zoom call with Council Retired White Moms (her book club my dad downstairs working out, and my brother and were cleaning up kitchen, which obviously requires soundtrack. Now know sometimes like "alexa, play song and she's like "playing totally different song] on TST's spotify or maybe she just decides play literally nothing instead? My workaround has always been

Tumblr Story: Mom's Esteemed Book Club Crashed By Dirty Music

Tumblr explains that kool-aid dyes leather | KoofAid LIQuid gunmetalskies Here's life-hack Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as pretty effective leather dye making drink while cutting snaps off some new straps my pauldrons and got curious, so tried thinking ok even if this works will just wash out Nope.

Tumblr Discovers Kool-Aid Will Dye Leather

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Tumblr on whether big bird is a predator | Some people might have been confused by fact Big Birds eyes are on front his head trait often seen predators. But truth is with no predators big enough challenge Bird doesn't really matter where his eyes are. Maybe his front facing eyes are an evolutionary holdover days his ancestors had hunt their food, who knows, nature is amazing any case he is definitely an herbivore now and can all be thankful snommelp Predators are more likely have front-facing

Tumblr Insists Big Bird Isn't an Apex Predator

Tumblr users go all in on a conversation about The Incredibles | silverhawk honestly tho scene incredibles where mr. incredible sees names all old super heroes used be his friends he knew Back Day and every one them has been killed by syndrome is such chilling scene so many reasons like one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc means almost every hero wanted try out being hero again despite laws against and wanted try

Tumblr Users Analyze "The Incredibles" To Oblivion

A bully snowplow ends up picking a fight with the wrong mailbox | Let's see little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds this guy who used live on my dad's street. Every time snowed snow plow would take out his mailbox and only his mail box. And just be clear done intentionally. No one knows why, but driver snow plow would target his box and mow down. He'd call DOT complain, and would get an earful excuses amounted not our fault have wimpy mailbox.

Bully Snowplow Picks Fight With Wrong Mailbox

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tumblr user gets strange debt letter | cherryseltzer just got super predatory debt collection letter 113 debt citizens bank, who had an account with 16 (20 years ago letter appeared be an offer cancel debt if paid them $22.75. HOWEVER actual wording is amount debt is $113.77 and will accept $22.75 so, no MENTION canceling debt, but implication is there because many collectors current debt offer settle percentage.

Tumblr User's Weird Debt Notice Is Scary Money Lesson

A quick Tumblr post celebrates people's inner nerd tendencies. | fandomsandfeminism My favorite thing is listening people go into extreme detail about some micro- aspect some hobby they love know nothing about. My mother law loves bird watching other day she told about birder world is ROCKED with controversy about new Audubon society bird naming conventions, particularly their new guidelines on hyphenation.

Tumblr Post Celebrates People's Inner Nerd

Employee proves that museum's security needs to be revamped | So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'll tell full story fandomlovingweirdo

Employee Points Out Security Concern, Nobody Listens, Robbery Ensues

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A flight attendant describes her most memorable moments. | filmnoirsbian Follow honor approaching my first 6 months mark as flight attendant, here are some highlights my time this job lady stopped gently whisper had "mastered art kindness an elderly woman told put on earth be flight attendant" Each and every time someone complimented my nails

Tumblr Post: A Flight Attendant's Wildest Stories

Tumblr responds to art snob's Mona Lisa comment | There is much controversy art world over question whether or not clean fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed show original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as sheerness her shawl and pattern on neckline her dress, have become utterly obscured original, but restored copy they're perfectly clear blows my mind little bit look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine much

Tumblr Thread Comes Down on Uninformed Art Snob

An informative Tumblr thread about how humans go crazy without plants | zachsanomaiy Humans have never lived fully under ground or completely inclosed societies at any point human history part because need decent circadian rhythm sun and see plants and breathe fresh air But also because humans hallucinate and lose their minds if they are inclosed something with structural insecurities, like are legit predisposed go psycho So hear out Story plot:Everything is going fine with fifteen year space

Tumblr Post: Humans Need Their Plant Friends

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A quick Tumblr post about the ridiculous things that high schoolers say | WR writtenrain Follow Shit l've Heard High Schoolers Say Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything. Guys 's been three weeks since l've eaten vegetable At least have memes dull pain existence An AP student: Oh my god thought seven less than six

Quick Tumblr Post On Ridiculous High Schooler Sayings

A Tumblr thread about the real reasons behind people wearing fur clothing. | teaboot Follow understand why people dislike leather and animal products. But leather is such good resource? Like My mom bought sturdy leather coat 1989 my 20's and now wear coat s 30 year old coat? 30 years, two generations, one coat. Versus, like plastic one rips and gets thrown out, or releases bits into ecosystem every time 's washed, takes billion years decompose, lasts maybe decade if super duper careful, and uses

Tumblr Thread: Fur Clothing Vs. Vegan Clothing

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18-year-old high schooler boards flight alone, leaving mom, stepfather, and 3 and 6-year-old half-siblings behind: 'I was basically expected to take over my mom's part of the parenting'

18-year-old high schooler boards flight alone, leaving mom, stepfather, and 3 and 6-year-old half-siblings behind: 'I was basically expected to take over my mom's part of the parenting'

Family demands English-speaking daughter to be their translator for younger brother's shoplifting court hearing, but she refuses as her final exam is scheduled for the same day, sparking major family drama: 'I'm done being their 24-7 translator'

Family demands English-speaking daughter to be their translator for younger brother's shoplifting court hearing, but she refuses as her final exam is scheduled for the same day, sparking major family drama: 'I'm done being their 24-7 translator'

Job applicant walks out of interview before it starts after waiting for 30+ minutes, but not before giving the hiring manager a piece of his mind: 'My time [is] more valuable than this!'

Job applicant walks out of interview before it starts after waiting for 30+ minutes, but not before giving the hiring manager a piece of his mind: 'My time [is] more valuable than this!'

Manager faces HR backlash for unfairly "penalizing" a single mother, giving her a lower review and raise than her "flexible" male coworker, as he can work more after-hours and travel on short notice: 'They do equally good work, but he does more of it'

Manager faces HR backlash for unfairly "penalizing" a single mother, giving her a lower review and raise than her "flexible" male coworker, as he can work more after-hours and travel on short notice: 'They do equally good work, but he does more of it'

‘We all just stood there in silence’: Arrogant manager breaks down after several of his employees quit, leads a meeting where he berates remaining staff, and then receives another resignation

‘We all just stood there in silence’: Arrogant manager breaks down after several of his employees quit, leads a meeting where he berates remaining staff, and then receives another resignation

Service worker laid off in July gets a message from their boss asking them to return to their old job: 'Thanksgiving week was a disaster because they didn't have enough people on to handle the crowds'

Service worker laid off in July gets a message from their boss asking them to return to their old job: 'Thanksgiving week was a disaster because they didn't have enough people on to handle the crowds'

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