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Tumblr thread about the funny things a person's dentist has said | filledwiththislight Things my dentist has actually said Well, either x-rays lied or are spontaneously creating teeth going with second one because 's way cooler."

Tumblr Thread: Cool Dentist Who Doesn't Give A Heck

Tumblr thread about the "elephant paths" people carve in parks | starfleetacademy Follow Desire paths are just best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think 'too far cut thru grass food' and others will be like 'other human have good idea follow' until there's beaten path there's perfectly acceptable sidewalks either side starfleetacademy Follow User experience Design example

Tumblr Thread: In Defense of Those Unofficial Worn Paths

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Tumblr user gets schooled on activated charcoal | Natural remedies are good. They do work. And shouldn't make fun them. phoenixonwheels Follow know they give activated charcoal dogs and cats if they get into meds or drink coolant or anything else toxic s because binds with meds and carries them out system without them interacting with body. If on meds and drink this bullshit not on meds today, champ may as well have flushed them down toilet. So kiss goodbye blood pressure meds/antidepressants/an

Tumblr User Gets Schooled on Activated Charcoal

A powerful Tumblr thread shines light on various anxiety disorders | all T-Mobile LTE 8:27 PM 83% norma1-people-sxare group rough looking boys walked past today and all heard their conversation he's got anxiety disorder bro so went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and made realise world isn't all bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just--phage

Tumblr Thread: Shining Light On Anxiety Disorders

Tumblr explains the early 2000s phenomonon of losing "The Game." | rainnecassidy If old enough remember just lost Game. raggedyanndy

Tumblr Explains The Origins of Losing The Game

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Tumblr thread about a story about a suburban family and their "fun pizza" | nostalchik: darecrow: Imagine going party and white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn't know barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they're just store bought preshaped frozen patties Ralph's or Food 4 Less and while he's cooking those white mom comes out and says "okay kids, here's some pizza And she pull

Tumblr Thread: The Uniquely Depressing "Fun Pizza" Saga

An informative Tumblr post calls out vegans for not eating honey | vampiregirl2345 Vegans tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave quantities required so dont have eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off nectar and pollinate plants. They need agave want help environment? Go back honey liver and thyroid will thank as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause host issues. Bye.

Tumblr Post: Vegans Called Out For Not Eating Honey

Quick Tumblr thread honors the larger than life saxophones | 131-di contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument huge horns

Tumblr Thread: Larger Than Life Saxophones

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Funny Tumblr thread breaks down legal implications of Davy Jones' curse | bootslots funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought "put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great idea at some point someone told davy jones their

Tumblr Thread: Legal Rules Of Davy Jones' Infamous Curse

Tumblr Story: Club Penguin Inspires Wholesome Friendship

Tumblr thread about Pokemon being drawn the sizes of the animals they are based on | sinnerbird im going start thread pokemon drawn sizes things theyre based on here start very-salty-popcorn very small boi enters

Tumblr Thread: Pokémon Drawn to Actual Scale

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Angels and demons bond with each other over sandwiches in creative Tumblr story | writing-prompt-s While putting favorite condiment on sandwich accidentally make magical occult symbol and summon demon teawitch silently take two more slices bread out package and make another sandwich put on plate with handful potato chips and hand demon. He takes sandwich, smiles and vanishes puff demonic smoke next day get job promotion were after. There no contract. No words spoken owe nothing. But every now an

Tumblr Thread: Angels And Demons Bond Over Sandwiches

Quick and funny Tumblr thread about how an employee calls out company's lack of security by robbing them | flamefriendsshipped So my boss once robbed museum prove point and honestly think she is my new role model. flamefriendsshipped If this gets notes l'l tell full story fandomiovingweirdo Storu

Tumblr Thread: Employee Robs Museum To Call Out Lack Of Security

A quick Tumblr thread provides tips for dealing with anxiety | thesigilwitch just about spiral into bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes "Stick an ice cube mouth not really sure where he got idea, and kinda laughed at because didn't see would help, but he insistent. So did And now on my second cube, because worked. thesigilwitch He explained his reasoning he got home.

Quick Tumblr Thread On Tips For Handling Anxiety

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Funny tumblr thread on diluting holy water | meglyman Homeopathic holy kaijutegu 's not actually any amount holy water- according Church water has be more than half holy water by volume. So if take half gallon+ few drops holy water and half gallon secular water get one gallon holy water, plus few drops can then add gallon secular water and then have two gallons

Tumblr Thread Explains Holy Water Loopholes

A quick Tumblr thread honors dandelions. | taavot remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or pretty color or something and every adult an 80 mile radius wouldn't let say without screaming ITS WEED rabbittrabbitt also like dandelions are edible, easy grow, and are rich vitamins c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium

A Quick Tumblr Thread On Dandelion Rights

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HOA fines condo owner $500/month over noise complaints and expects them to redo their flooring, despite not having owned the condo when the original floors were installed: ‘Retaliation mixed with incompetence’

Employee informs manager he has to miss work due to medical emergency, HR reframes this as a resignation: 'I never resigned!'

Employee informs manager he has to miss work due to medical emergency, HR reframes this as a resignation: 'I never resigned!'

Marketing agency fires employee for AI usage after they signed a contract that forbade them from using it for work tasks: ‘His work from the past two weeks, also AI‘

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Employee backs out of their promise to cover coworker's shift after she also demands they take over all of her extra tasks of the day, gets called out: ‘Coworkers should help each other’

Employee backs out of their promise to cover coworker's shift after she also demands they take over all of her extra tasks of the day, gets called out: ‘Coworkers should help each other’

'Telling family members I scammed them': College student refuses to transfer back from Art History to Business major, after discovering her parents paid off her student loans on the "condition" she study business, turning a “gift” into emotional leverage

'Telling family members I scammed them': College student refuses to transfer back from Art History to Business major, after discovering her parents paid off her student loans on the "condition" she study business, turning a “gift” into emotional leverage

New micromanager scolds employee for using the company credit card for meals while working overtime, employee decides to write individual expense reports for everything they buy moving forward: ‘By week two, Dave's inbox was flooded’

New micromanager scolds employee for using the company credit card for meals while working overtime, employee decides to write individual expense reports for everything they buy moving forward: ‘By week two, Dave's inbox was flooded’

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