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A Tumblr story about a terribly misunderstood toy named Evil Chancellor Traytor. | avian-american probablyjustamagpie Follow themanslayer Follow love fantasy its like king galamir mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye treacherous

Tumblr Story: The Terribly Misunderstood Evil Chancellor Traytor

A funny Tumblr post about kids' hilarious misunderstandings when it comes to recognizing faces. | anexperimentallife Follow Brian Wecht O @bwecht Audrey (6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes

Tumblr Post: Kids Don't Understand How Faces Work

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A plumber accidentally ends up creating a metal snake monster. | my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Tumblr Story: Plumber Accidentally Creates Metal Snake Ghost

A ridiculous Tumblr thread about forging a longsword from the blood of one's enemies. | Ethan Details K So calculated And eould only take about 400 people get enough iron forge steel longsword U know fantasy books talk about swords "forged with blood enemies"

Tumblr User Does The Math On Forging Literal Blood Sword

An entitled boomer learns they can't keep up with a service job. | lot them probably wouldn't last at job Last year had an internship at fancy office during day, and food service job at night. One ladies at office told she needed part-time job some extra cash, and let her know about an opening my food service job, described would be expected, all

Entitled Boomer Learns They Can't Handle Service Job

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A family's Christmas vampire tradition gets very heated. | kaity--did Okay my house have strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village wraps all around our house through rooms and under trees and 's wonderful. Every year she hides Christmas Vampire

Tumblr Thread: Family's Christmas Vampire Tradition Gets Heated

A funny Tumblr story about a moms' book club getting crashed by the song "WAP." | tricktster Follow So other night my mom upstairs on zoom call with Council Retired White Moms (her book club my dad downstairs working out, and my brother and were cleaning up kitchen, which obviously requires soundtrack. Now know sometimes like "alexa, play song and she's like "playing totally different song] on TST's spotify or maybe she just decides play literally nothing instead? My workaround has always been

Tumblr Story: Mom's Esteemed Book Club Crashed By Dirty Music

Tumblr explains that kool-aid dyes leather | KoofAid LIQuid gunmetalskies Here's life-hack Apparently concentrated Kool-Aid can be used as pretty effective leather dye making drink while cutting snaps off some new straps my pauldrons and got curious, so tried thinking ok even if this works will just wash out Nope.

Tumblr Discovers Kool-Aid Will Dye Leather

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Tumblr on whether big bird is a predator | Some people might have been confused by fact Big Birds eyes are on front his head trait often seen predators. But truth is with no predators big enough challenge Bird doesn't really matter where his eyes are. Maybe his front facing eyes are an evolutionary holdover days his ancestors had hunt their food, who knows, nature is amazing any case he is definitely an herbivore now and can all be thankful snommelp Predators are more likely have front-facing

Tumblr Insists Big Bird Isn't an Apex Predator

Tumblr users go all in on a conversation about The Incredibles | silverhawk honestly tho scene incredibles where mr. incredible sees names all old super heroes used be his friends he knew Back Day and every one them has been killed by syndrome is such chilling scene so many reasons like one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc means almost every hero wanted try out being hero again despite laws against and wanted try

Tumblr Users Analyze "The Incredibles" To Oblivion

Tumblr user gets told that Sauron is Sexy | but if make hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse acknowledge their evil actions, no matter despicable e victoria-october Solution: Full body armor and masks don't see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

Tumblr User Assumes That Sauron Isn't Sexy, Gets Told the Truth

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A Tumblr thread about the unsettling uncanny valley effect | think know reason why people prefer "unrealistic" animation some reason, humans really don't like things look like humans but aren't quite human. Hence why lot people are uncomfortable with movies with animation like Monster House and Polar Express looks too realistic us and sets us off. Scientists call this Uncanny Valley" effect and its thought be an evoluti tactic survival.

Tumblr Thread: The Unsettling Reason For Unrealistic Animation

tumblr thread on competitive werewolf neighbors | Are trying tell most hardcore ride-or-die PTA mothers are probably actually werewolves? therobotmonster settling this through old ways, Helen Spiked silver chains on night blood moon spring bake sale, Helen. Turn down notch Fine. But they taste my lemon squares going wish gone with silver chains, Jessi Meanwhile, across room.

Tumblr Thread: Werewolves Would Be Ultra-Competitive Neighbors

A Tumblr thread unites family recipes | schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d little my mom's meatloaf my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf didn't like anyone else's, and she told she would teach make older. And like 19? She finally taught but she told never tell anyone else and like weird but okay Anyway, she super fucking homophobic and abusive told her gay, so here's recipe 4-6 Ibs Hamburger/turkey burger 1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix 1 TBs ketchup 1 Tbs spicy brown mustard, 1 Tbs bbq sauce

Tumblr Thread: Cooks Bond Over Dysfunctional Family Members

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A bully snowplow ends up picking a fight with the wrong mailbox | Let's see little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds this guy who used live on my dad's street. Every time snowed snow plow would take out his mailbox and only his mail box. And just be clear done intentionally. No one knows why, but driver snow plow would target his box and mow down. He'd call DOT complain, and would get an earful excuses amounted not our fault have wimpy mailbox.

Bully Snowplow Picks Fight With Wrong Mailbox

tumblr user gets strange debt letter | cherryseltzer just got super predatory debt collection letter 113 debt citizens bank, who had an account with 16 (20 years ago letter appeared be an offer cancel debt if paid them $22.75. HOWEVER actual wording is amount debt is $113.77 and will accept $22.75 so, no MENTION canceling debt, but implication is there because many collectors current debt offer settle percentage.

Tumblr User's Weird Debt Notice Is Scary Money Lesson

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