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A funny Tumblr thread about a barista encountering a mad trickster | taylortut y'all know john mulaney quote things crazy people say mean nothing them but everything every time hear quote think about got this light-up pen

Tumblr Post: Barista Encounters Real Life Mad Hatter

A Tumblr story about some kids helping out a barista in a rough part of town | undercover-underdog those who don't know work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop. Apparently, all Chicano/Cholo boys my neighborhood have caught on fact sneak food and stuff all little punk kids and homeless kids at coffee shop. There are three particular who call Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom rest refer as "Miss".

Tumblr Story: Kids Go Full Chaotic Good To Help Barista

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A Tumblr post about kids' various hilarious misconceptions about teachers | icouldwritebooks love little kids l'm teaching online have complete and total misconceptions s going on. So far encountered following: 1. T had been teaching little girl several months one day she said My mother says real person, not an app. If real person, show husband.

Tumblr Post: Kids' Hilarious Misconceptions About Teachers

A Tumblr post about a kind, huge dude | emberkyrlee talysalankil Follow good-ho-mens So there's this huge dudebro my class, who, yesterday, sat next And sitting there sweating because like wearing my shirt with lesbian flag on and he's most popular jock school, and always has this look on his face say can and will kill He looks up and down, stares at minute and then goes So. Girls skirts and long socks, am right?

Tumblr Post: The Tale Of A Kind, Huge Dude-Bro

A funny Tumblr post about how kids should be able to play with Barbies and toy trucks | fallen-angel-with--shotgun went Renaissance faire dressed as warrior. Thad real sword with too standing character) next sword-fighting ring, where kids all ages got chance pick up sword and challenge champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl girl starts walking towards ring, saying she wants fight. But mom pulled her away hella sharply, and like s boys.

Tumblr Thread: Anyone Can Be A Formidable Foe

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A Tumblr thread about people guessing top secret info with common sense | phoenixyfriend 5 spazzcat Follow tilthat TIL Tom Clancy's stories were so detailed, many assumed he ex-military fact he never served. He wrote most his stories his spare time whilst working as an insurance salesman. via ift.tt alternative-munster Follow He actually interrogated by Feds this.

Tumblr Thread: Tom Clancy's Brain Freaked Out The Military

A creepy Tumblr post about a house guest discovering a hidden staircase | stephrc79 So l'm staying at friend's house Boston And their guest room is door. There are STAIRS closet! Now where do those stairs go may ask?

Tumblr Post: House Guest Discovers Secret Staircase

A scary Tumblr thread about spiders and cranberry bogs | dombinic why do they always show cranberries thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like wh thetaobella never heard Bog? heartachedreamboy th heartachedreamboy forget some people dont understand massachusetts

Tumblr Thread: Spiders Rule The Cranberry Bogs

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A funny Tumblr thread about the fastest manmade object in space | REI tilthat TIL unconfirmed record fastest moving manmade object is manhole cover propelled by nuclear detonation high-speed camera trained on lid caught only one frame moving upward before vanished-which means moving about 125,000 miles per hour via reddit.com

Tumblr Thread: Humans Doing Cool Space Things

Tumblr user calls out kids' communication skills, gets their point proven instantly | beesmygod S ztacey Follow AAAAAAAA raptorific Follow genuinely worrying about people whose main source social development comes like 100 these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn't even technology is bad and kids these days don't learn talk one another" post s basic conflict resolution skills and practical realities interacting with human beings are sort things probably

Tumblr User Calls Out People's Social Skills, Gets Point Proven Instantly

A funny Tumblr thread about how humans will pack bond with anything | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Humans Will Pack Bond With Anything

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A story about how witches roll | vintagegal Girls pose by jail recalls witch trials 1692 Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken 1945. theybuildbuildings recently learned water Salem contaminated with fungus which LSD is derived and legitimate theory whole thing is everyone town tripping balls

Tumblr Thread: Crazy Reason People Believe In Witches

A funny Tumblr thread about how insane octopi are | tilthat TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is rare instance non-human warfare happening between octopuses waters off coast Australia octopuses are fighting large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells spit at enemies. via reddit.com pain-and-missouri Octopi are intense bransrath prefer octopedes celticpyro “Animals don't go war because they're cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu" Check-fucking-mate Linda,

Tumblr Thread: Octopuses Are Clever Brain Lords

A collection of funny Tumblr moments where Americans and Brits clash on Tumblr | snorlaxatives: quiettimeeverytime: snorlaxatives: do british people really eat beans on toast as meal america is everyone ignorant just question damn no need get hostile go eat some beans on toast 3 setheverman Source: snorlaxatives

Americans And Brits Duke It Out On Tumblr

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Dog masters the art of herding a Roomba | gallusrostromegalus So one my neighbors has lawn Roomba or whatever they're called, and this thing trundles around looking like background robot background original trilogy, and ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING DOGS. They have concluded think s some kind prey animal because right after this video ended they decided crouch down and stalk which means 90% sure going have stop Arwen eating at some point.

Tumblr Thread: Dog Masters The Art Of Herding A Roomba

Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders