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Tumblr Thread: Avatar The Last Airbender Plot Osmosis

A funny Tumblr thread about how comic sans helps people write | arahir use comic sans write hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful keep all. last night @phaltu discovered setting font comic sans google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount no said and "die" but then tried and god wish wasn't this way wish wasn't true wish could protect all this but 's real. something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets look past shape words and

Tumblr Thread: Comic Sans Inspires Creative Flow

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A quick and entertaining post on what romantic friendships look like | silentthevoice would platonic date so many people like fuck yeah let take u out fancy restaurant let's get dressed up and go without all romantic involvement or anything like would be so nice -eagle-atarian friendship (d)[ip/ noun emotions or conduct friends state being friends old ties love and friendship relationship between friends. plural noun: friendships "she formed close friendships with women" synonyms: relationship,

Quick Tumblr Post On Romantic Friendships

A funny Tumblr thread about how humans get attached to pretty much anything | possessed-radios E broccoli-butler voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

Tumblr Post: Humans Get Attached To Anything

Girl finds shark on the beach, and then yeets it back into the ocean | love going walks at night, especially there's clear sky, so age sixteen, would go few miles up beach around midnight most nights. One night, while still about mile our house saw something rolling surf s either plastic bag caught on log thought Or four foot shark jogged over not plastic bag caught on log shark moving and didn't appear be hurt, but caught water only an inch or so deep, being pushed higher with every wave by

Girl Discovers Shark On Beach, Throws It Back Into Ocean

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Tumblr user bakes bread using gatorade | ever have one those am doing with my life moments round pink loaf of bread

Bold Tumblr User Makes Gatorade Bread

A quick Tumblr thread about college professors with max chill | stimman3000 Follow Subject: make up assignment whats poppin carolina can get an assignment my 20% back. also im la do want anything thats like under $20 there thanks, alex

Quick Tumblr Thread Of Professors With Max Chill

Girls come across unparalleled joy when they're navigating a pumpkin patch | libraford While out on my adventures other day stopped at farmers market get some their exceptional peach cider and group four college age girls all got out an SUV, dressed somewhat identically (white face mask, gray or white top, dark bottoms, uggs) and headed up barn. One them shouted 'PUMPKIN' and pointed one 90lb pumpkins they had out front and all them ran see up close, taking turns with their phones get selfie

Tumblr Thread: Girls Discover Unequaled Joy At Pumpkin Patch

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Modeling for art can end up being a cold business | askfordoodles #this ain't some avant-garde titanic poly romance 's bunch individual sinking ships and one uncaring human-shaped ice burg branch-and-root ice burg being frozen solid because there are NEVER ENOUGH SPACE HEATERS. angryfishtrap an artist's model uni since paid better than any other student work position. Did life drawing class one semester, despite being an unheated old building winter evenings, because instructor decent fellow

Tumblr Thread: Modeling For Art Is A Cold Business

A funny collection of posts from the satirical king of the internet, Skweezy Jibbs | MY SONS ZOOM CLASS RAGGIN ON HIM 4 WEARIN PINK O SO DYED MY HAIR 2 SHOW HIM BOYS CAN WEAR PINK 2 BUT NOW MY WHOLE BATHROOM IS STAINED PINK O STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE SLAUGHTERED JIGGLYPUFF MY TUB | Where r u 14:11 IF ED UP 14:11 14:11 WENT 2 INDIA NOT INDIANA 14:11 Just tell u dont love 14:23 14:26 f k 14:29 HELP 14:29

Tumblr Thread: The Crude King Of Satire, Skweezy Jibbs

A blessed Tumblr post about how adorable wolves are | thewugtest if youve never physically been presence like real live wolf, and probably wont get chance heres some stuff about them should know wolf's fur is so unbelievably thick can get like whole hand into while petting. and then can keep going

Blessed Tumblr Post On Wolves

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Tumblr thread about alarm clock sending out nasty tweets | spritepepsi Follow had dream last night my alarm connected twitter and everytime hit snooze publicly tweeted with disparaging little message along lines filthy horrible boy has slapped screen again, and slumbers on" so followers could shame and deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but did not stop hitting snooze upwards 14 times

Tumblr Post: Man Builds Devilish Twitter Alarm Clock

A funny Tumblr thread about the adventures of an extreme chompin T-Rex | TYRANNOSAURUS REX 29.90 WORLD walking through toy aisle at Target found this thing and had VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK JP first came out and they had bunch REALLY COOLT Rex toys would have sold one my scrawny small-child limbs but my mother wouldn't get one because they were "too violent and also ate people bunjywunjy hnn WANT SO BAD

Tumblr Thread: Radical Adventures Of An Extreme Chompin T-Rex

Human ends up befriending a cat that doesn't meow. | sailorcuba Follow purest form serotonin is cat looks at u and u go like and meows at u moderngargoyle Follow like is very unspecific response still have no idea want but l applaud adorably meowed all same, well done moderngargoyle Follow This post led reminisce on nature cat's meowing, and have funny story befriended feral cat once who had spent her life forest without human

Tumblr Thread: Human Befriends Cat That Doesn't Meow

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Tumblr thread breaks down the history of the color purple in lyrical flow | gallusrostromegalus S aerialsquid Follow satanpositive Roses are red much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. feels fictional have been waiting this post all my life.

Tumblr Thread: The Lyrical History Of The Color Purple

A collection of totally random yet funny moments from the world of Tumblr | krisadilli get comfortable with people start using them as pillows and foot rests themindprobe get used as pillow or foot rest feel loved ashton-irwin-belongs am both these people Source: krisadilli 599,937 notes

Totally Random Tumblr Tidbits Of Pure Golden Proportions

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39-year-old employee told he's not allowed to use the break room at work because he's salaried: 'I can't get water or coffee now because it's too confusing for other people?'

39-year-old employee told he's not allowed to use the break room at work because he's salaried: 'I can't get water or coffee now because it's too confusing for other people?'

20-year-old calls out 27-year-old sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection: 'She just really liked the way it sounded'

20-year-old calls out 27-year-old sister for naming her daughter after a fungal infection: 'She just really liked the way it sounded'

'You will do as I instruct you to do': Warehouse manager enforces temperature policy despite warnings from employees, malicious compliance ensues

'You will do as I instruct you to do': Warehouse manager enforces temperature policy despite warnings from employees, malicious compliance ensues

Manager informs employees that they won't receive their pooled tips and she's donating them to a struggling coworker instead: ‘I don't know how to react’

Manager informs employees that they won't receive their pooled tips and she's donating them to a struggling coworker instead: ‘I don't know how to react’

Supervisor tells team project coordinator to stop reminding him about a deadline, misses it: 'Now he thanks me every time I send a reminder'

Supervisor tells team project coordinator to stop reminding him about a deadline, misses it: 'Now he thanks me every time I send a reminder'

Employee abruptly quits after their boss gives them the career runaround for 3 years, boss leaves a strongly-worded note along with their final paycheck: ‘It's so unprofessional’

Employee abruptly quits after their boss gives them the career runaround for 3 years, boss leaves a strongly-worded note along with their final paycheck: ‘It's so unprofessional’

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