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A Tumblr thread honors a lot of things that make humans so weird | arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been bit if humans were weird ones going around tumblr at moment and Earth Day got thinking. Earth is wonky place axis tilts orbit wobbles, and ground spews molten rock goodness sakes if makes humans weird is just our capacity survive if all other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather if several species

Tumblr Thread: Humans Are Weird, Durable Space Orcs

An epic story about an Ultima Online gamer's epic revenge. | if fallout 76 really is world where every character is real person there's no NPCS im making my civic duty be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once established enough rapport going nuke all west virginia and will be character

Ultima Online Gamer Nukes Fellow Players Out Of Orbit

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A moving Tumblr thread on the power of doing good recklessly in life. | tami-taylors-hair line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers front had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said "let call my husband real quick" and only 18 dollars, so just paid and she very sweet and then as she walked off lady behind said know probably scam, right and like, even if like sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at Aldi. If scamming some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just

Tumblr Thread: The Profound Power Of Doing Good Recklessly

A Tumblr user discovers a "diet soup" and then hilarity ensues. | butchyena Follow ive been doing lot youtube recipe binging lately so recommended this video and like fuck diet soup why not Lose 15 pounds 7 days with Peel--Pound Soup T-ROY COOKS 6.7M views 4 years ago Are wanting lose weight quickly without exercise? This Peel--Pound Soup burns more calories digesting than body 3:59 and sounded pretty tasty so after vid scrolled down see people thought and just really need share with all comment

Tumblr User Discovers "Diet Soup", Hilarity Ensues

A Tumblr user explores the meaning of life in a laminated paper towel. | rogueziph-blog laminated paper towel urbandictionaryfinds why does this have 31 thousand notes oneglitterorgy made useless but also prevented end predestined | cuddlemonstercas But wait this is actually freaking out though raises so many questions about otherwise incomprehensible meaning life as collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity Imagine if one day were given choice: Become immortal and indestructible

Tumblr User Explores Meaning Of Life In Laminated Paper Towel

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Tumblr user says that horses are fine to get around on three legs without prosthetics | horses and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human

Master In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

Tumblr user runs calculation on how to obtain the cheapest wings deal |  sean @seanposting theres gotta be better way convey this information WINGS 27.25 24 Chicken Wings 4 Chicken Wings 4.55 27.80 25 Chicken Wings 5 Chicken Wings 6 Chicken Wings 5.70 28.95 26 Chicken Wings 27 Chicken Wings 6.80 30.10 7 Chicken Wings 8 Chicken Wings 9 Chicken Wings 7.95 28 Chicken Wings 29 Chicken Wings 30 Chicken Wings 35 Chicken Wings 40 Chicken Wings 45 Chicken Wings 31.20 9.10 32.35 10.20 33.50 10 Chicken Wi

Tumblr User Does Math To Calculate Cheapest Wings Deal

Tumblr users swap facts about the history of soda and carrier pigeons | narwhalsarefalling fun fact im weirdly knowlagable history soda dont even drink soda why do know so much about narwhalsarefalling coke and pepsi taste different because coke invent before refrigeration

Tumblr Users Trade Unconfirmed Facts About Soda And Carrier Pigeons

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Tumblr user explains Maroon 5's mediocrity | penicillium-pusher don't trust Maroon 5 captocie why penicillium-pusher Well first all there's 7 band members, not 5 s not why don't trust them just think 's weird. But here's thing. They're never top selling artists. On top 100 list, they're only 40s. They very rarely have number 1 hit. They're considered good suppose but not great. Not best many people have heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band s zero many s zero. If thinking yourself No love

Tumblr User Investigates Maroon 5's Successful Mediocrity

a tumblr list of sciences and how well they can be licked | snowysauropteryx Can lick science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO DO NOT Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous

Tumblr Thread: Sciences Judged By Lickability

funny and dumb posts from tumblr | tilthat TIL 1946 trapped moth caused malfunction early computer which resulted term 'bug be coined all software errors. via reddit.com 1dietcokeinacan Follow an icon pbrim Follow And know about because Admiral Grace Hopper, one early programmers, wrote about her diary and even taped fried corpse moth page. 9,098 notes | Better Graphics Tougher Edgier Nintendo owldude: bryko: AN ACTUAL SLIDE NINTENDO'S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE early 2000s is treasure

Funny, Strange and Goofy Tumblr Gems

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Funny, silly, interesting and stupid moments from Tumblr | sirobvious >go Draculas castle >he has humidifier >pour two liter holy water into leave

Funny Gems from the Rich Mines of Tumblr

Tumblr user runs the math on what the exact day for Ice Cube's "Good Day" was | hiphopfightsback CLUE 1 Went Short Dog's house, They watching Yo MTV RAPS Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988

Tumblr User Calculates Exact Date Of Ice Cube's "Good Day"

A funny Tumblr post about the impact of the internet on curse words. | feywildwest Follow one weirdest ways language is evolving response internet is bad words" just. do not have same impact anymore constantly forget some people think °fuck is terrible insult so threats and insults have start getting really out there if person wants even mean anything. if person told die shrug off but if opened

Tumblr Post: Internet's Changing The Evolution Of Curse Words

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A Tumblr post provides the Avatar and Batman crossover that we need. | damianwaynerocks Follow ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out banishment he would lose his mind. black hair? check. bad parent(s check. trauma? double check. bruce d get scar? zuko: my dad got mad at saying killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers his utilility s terrible do feel about capes. explorerrowan Follow Zuko: Do

Tumblr Post: The Batman x Avatar Crossover We Need

Awesome Tumblr story captures earth's wildlife through the lens of aliens' eyes. | giraffepoliceforce really want science fiction story where aliens come invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only be fought off by wildlife. They were expecting military resistance. They weren't counting on bears. splintercellconviction Imagine coming hostile alien world and being attacked by horde creatures can weigh up 3 tons, run at 30 km/h (19 mph and bite with force 8,100 newtons

Epic Tumblr Story Captures Earth's Wildlife Through Aliens' Eyes