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A funny Tumblr story about a plumber accidentally spawning a Lovecraftian nightmare. | lullabyforavirgin S iwasgoingtohellanyw catchymemes Follow Malgayne 19h 2 my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there.

Plumber Accidentally Spawns Waking Lovecraftian Nightmare

A quick Tumblr thread about the benefit of being a Karen when it comes to one's healthcare. | lunah unicorn tnorn @unicornthO 9N Replying azemezi and @fakeariellejane Look, my friend's grandpa is semi-Karen but best way possible? He got an $80K surgery bill completely forgiven because he asked an itemized bill kept calling daily about them, like $200 scalpel he like so where's my scalpel want my $200 scalpel

Tumblr Thread: Dare To Be A Health Karen

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funny dolphin tumblr thread | just-shower-thoughts kind dick move create animals require air, then confine them freaking ocean water-based-introspection Follow If are talking about dolphins they used be wolf like creatures due scarcity food they had hunt water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid them with time and will develop abilities breath under water (This also partially applies whales)

Quick Tumblr Thread On How Dolphins Started

A quick and informative thread on animals' quirky behavior. | does my cat think kiss his little head? Does he know 's affection or does he think trying eat him valkurion-transverse These questions are totes why follow top quality content right here kittykat8311 's important! spideryspiderygoodness Well depends. Do try put ketchup on him before kissing his head would change things

Quick Informative Tumblr Post On Animals' Quirky Behavior

A knowledgeable Tumblr post addresses society's messed up beauty standards. | My god love her. cruxofargon know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she's RIGHT Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he cutting weight every single scene maintain his physique at 155 ever cut weight know horrible must have been. He did because they needed look Changing Tatum said his

Tumblr Thread: Hollywood's Toxic Beauty Standards

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A Tumblr thread breaks down the origins of NORAD's infamous Santa tracker. | voroxpete But none these stories even come close best one them all wrong number is NORAD Santa Tracker got started. Seriously, this is legit December 1955, Sears decided run Santa hotline. Here's ad they posted.

Tumblr Thread: The Origin Story Of NORAD's Santa Tracker

A quick Tumblr thread shares the story of a terrifying monster mold in Chernobyl | Text - The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It's called the Elephant's Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across. Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing, this picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation. The Elephant's

Tumblr Thread About Horrifying Monster Mold

A Tumblr thread honors a lot of things that make humans so weird | arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been bit if humans were weird ones going around tumblr at moment and Earth Day got thinking. Earth is wonky place axis tilts orbit wobbles, and ground spews molten rock goodness sakes if makes humans weird is just our capacity survive if all other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather if several species

Tumblr Thread: Humans Are Weird, Durable Space Orcs

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An epic story about an Ultima Online gamer's epic revenge. | if fallout 76 really is world where every character is real person there's no NPCS im making my civic duty be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once established enough rapport going nuke all west virginia and will be character

Ultima Online Gamer Nukes Fellow Players Out Of Orbit

A Tumblr user explores the meaning of life in a laminated paper towel. | rogueziph-blog laminated paper towel urbandictionaryfinds why does this have 31 thousand notes oneglitterorgy made useless but also prevented end predestined | cuddlemonstercas But wait this is actually freaking out though raises so many questions about otherwise incomprehensible meaning life as collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity Imagine if one day were given choice: Become immortal and indestructible

Tumblr User Explores Meaning Of Life In Laminated Paper Towel

Tumblr user says that horses are fine to get around on three legs without prosthetics | horses and horsey creatures certain can get around just fine on 3 legs, no prosthetics needed (depending on which leg is missing just so long as don't ride them 80% sure can't ride them if they've only 3 legs Umm have master's animal science and think must not be anything horse-related Well gon' learn today! First quick lesson on equine anatomy. They walk on last bone single toe. This is different human

Master In Animal Sciences Gets Schooled On Horses

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Tumblr user runs calculation on how to obtain the cheapest wings deal |  sean @seanposting theres gotta be better way convey this information WINGS 27.25 24 Chicken Wings 4 Chicken Wings 4.55 27.80 25 Chicken Wings 5 Chicken Wings 6 Chicken Wings 5.70 28.95 26 Chicken Wings 27 Chicken Wings 6.80 30.10 7 Chicken Wings 8 Chicken Wings 9 Chicken Wings 7.95 28 Chicken Wings 29 Chicken Wings 30 Chicken Wings 35 Chicken Wings 40 Chicken Wings 45 Chicken Wings 31.20 9.10 32.35 10.20 33.50 10 Chicken Wi

Tumblr User Does Math To Calculate Cheapest Wings Deal

Tumblr users swap facts about the history of soda and carrier pigeons | narwhalsarefalling fun fact im weirdly knowlagable history soda dont even drink soda why do know so much about narwhalsarefalling coke and pepsi taste different because coke invent before refrigeration

Tumblr Users Trade Unconfirmed Facts About Soda And Carrier Pigeons

Tumblr user explains Maroon 5's mediocrity | penicillium-pusher don't trust Maroon 5 captocie why penicillium-pusher Well first all there's 7 band members, not 5 s not why don't trust them just think 's weird. But here's thing. They're never top selling artists. On top 100 list, they're only 40s. They very rarely have number 1 hit. They're considered good suppose but not great. Not best many people have heard say Maroon 5 is their favorite band s zero many s zero. If thinking yourself No love

Tumblr User Investigates Maroon 5's Successful Mediocrity

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a tumblr list of sciences and how well they can be licked | snowysauropteryx Can lick science? An abbreviated list. Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO DO NOT Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous

Tumblr Thread: Sciences Judged By Lickability

funny and dumb posts from tumblr | tilthat TIL 1946 trapped moth caused malfunction early computer which resulted term 'bug be coined all software errors. via reddit.com 1dietcokeinacan Follow an icon pbrim Follow And know about because Admiral Grace Hopper, one early programmers, wrote about her diary and even taped fried corpse moth page. 9,098 notes | Better Graphics Tougher Edgier Nintendo owldude: bryko: AN ACTUAL SLIDE NINTENDO'S 2003 E3 PRESS CONFERENCE early 2000s is treasure

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