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A barista is the living definition of chaotic good | kingoftheunderground work at coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers start calling lattes "hot milkybois" kingoftheunderground also got everyone refer salted caramel blended drink as big salty" and consider one my greatest accomplishments

Tumblr Thread: Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good

A funny quick Tumblr thread about things that people will see on a road trip across America | things will see on road trip across america -so much desert will get scared seriously california new mexico is terrifying like 's eight straight hours pale red desert and sky is so large everything, even car, even hands, looks like tenuously small and fragile diorama placed on an endless pale red table and left there dissolve.

Quick Tumblr Post On Great American Road Trip

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Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

Tumblr thread on germans being on public transit | Welcome Germany. This is express love. And if one sitting at window and want get off at next stop begin loudly rustle with bag whatever, because way can signal other person need them get up without having speak them. None these people are joking.

Tumblr Thread: The Universal Language of Public Transportation

Funny and creepy Australian Gothic tumblr thread | devilrie australian gothic all refer prime minister by their first name know them well, and they know us. all us there's man on street corner who never leaves just waiting mate he says realise he is on every corner every street are swooped by magpie same place, at same time, every single day s swooping season says neighbour has always been swooping season sometimes hear woman whispering late at night or early morning rage" she hisses rage prime

The Hot, Spider-Filled Existential Dread of Tumblr's Australian Gothic

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A quick Tumblr thread on social engineering | ms-demeanor Follow am glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am only person this company who gets social engineering is? ms-demeanor Follow Total stranger on phone who never spoken before have power attorney over CEO this corporation and are customer yours. Please change administrator password on server XXXXX

Tumblr Thread: Social Engineering Is A Trip

A Tumblr post about a customer counteracting angry Karen with kindness | unclefather cashier: l'm sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food old people: let speak manager. This never would have happened my day. And yet all want minimum wage raised going kill cashier sorry 's going be 5 minute wait food

Tumblr Thread: Aggressive Generosity Combats Boomer Selfishness

Tumblr users put person in check after they complain about Japanese culture being misrepresented | madmints: takesabeating: cheshireinthemiddle: ginzers: spoopy-roxxi: ginzers: spoopy-roxxi: ginzers: Teach children this is not ok Teach children there's nothing wrong with this really not understanding why think cultural appropriation would be ok, unless are assuming girl picture is part Japanese.

Tumblr Thread: The Value Of Cultural Sharing

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Tumblr story of a professor who had a creepy close call | kvinnfolk wanna hear wild story? my brother's history professor is closing on 80 and basically lives at university. one night my brother visited him meeting, and came up my brother gonna be performing as court jester at castle following day. and his professor busts out ah reminds my youth he then proceeded tell tale he and his friends went backpacking greece back their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so

Professor's Greek Beach Tale is a Crazy Close Call

A quick and helpful Tumblr post on maintaining a level mindset | anxietyproblem Follow Seneca @CryptoSeneca Easy spot yellow car are always thinking yellow car. Easy spot opportunity are always thinking opportunity. Easy spot reasons be mad are always thinking being mad become constantly think about. Watch yourself.

Quick Tumblr Post On Keeping A Level Mindset

A quick and funny Tumblr post breaks down cultural differences between goblins and orcs | firebirdeternal know 's more fun than worldbuilding makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL Worldbuilding gives different races cultural differences help explain why there's lot conflict between them:

Quick Tumblr Post On Cultural Differences Between Goblins And Orcs

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A funny Tumblr thread on a tree that owns itself | Reese St Dearing St Waddell St Waddeil St Tree Owns Itself Directions Write review Tree Owns Itself is white oak tree, widely assumed have legal ownership itself and all land within eight feet its base. Wikipedia Address: South Finley Street, Athens, GA 30605, United States Reviews 4.3 6 Google reviews SHull St SHu Florida Ave N Newton St on St S Finley St e St S Pope St N Church St SHamis St

Quick Tumblr Thread On Tree That Owns Itself

A funny Tumblr thread about how sleep and a Snickers can cure all | Joy Clarkson @joynessthebrave This is gentle reminder one time Bible Elijah like "God so mad want die so God said "Here's some food. Why don't have nap So Elijah slept, ate decided things weren't so bad. Never underestimate spiritual power nap snack.

Tumblr Thread: Sleep And A Snack Cures All

A funny Tumblr post about not judging a book by its cover | nOrma1-people-sxare group rough looking boys walked past today and all heard their conversation he's got anxiety disorder bro so went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and made realise world isn't all bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull

Tumblr Post: Big Buff Dudes Can Be Kind Too

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Funny tumblr story of burglar who furnishes apartment | Nice Eric Follow @ericsshadow [burglar gently waking live like this? thestirge So heard this story second-hand, many years ago, but gist friend friend lived generally considered bad neighborhood, because he super poor college student and he could afford. He didn't have any furniture, he just slept on blanket on floor and had milk crate chair and like an old wire spool as table. No TV, nothing fridge, no microwave, basically just bare walls

Tumblr Thread: Chaotic Good Burglar

Tumblr users band together to illustrate how creepy angels look | do angels actually look like per bible? anonymous Well, according Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this | Basically people writing Scripture tried describe they saw they saw an angel they run into end their imagination they can never quite seem fully explain because they had trouble even comprehending they saw, let alone being able describe someone else. revelation19

Tumblr Users Illustrate Terrifying Angels Using Historical Imagery