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A quick and relatable Tumblr thread on infuriating, entitled customers | glumshoe Some guy called park today and asked if have any outdoor snow activities coming up should soon said Weather permitting Weather permitting he asked Can clarify mean by mean provided gets cold enough said And why is necessary Because snow melts?

Quick Tumblr Thread On Infuriating, Entitled Customers

A Tumblr story about a trainer's boyfriend cheating on her, and then real life avengers assembling | throwtime about have fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees talk with him. Which she refuses.

Trainer's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Real Life Avengers Assemble

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Fun Tumblr thread points out how mundane things matter too, in history | oe just-shower-thoughts Imagine much historical knowledge wasn't written down because our ancestors thought idiot isn't going know this libertarian--princess So ancient Egypt's best friend basically called Punt. They traded all kinds fun stuff with them; ebony, incense, gold, silver,

Tumblr Thread: Mundane People Are Important To History

Tumblr Thread on the collateral damage the Mythbusters caused | switch-up-snowfox Follow Oh cannonball ain't nothin compared esparto incident. nate2247 Follow now switch-up-snowfox Follow They were testing phrase "knock socks off" and because its mythbusters build team (which consists 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided go quarry near Esparto california test myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds ANFO detonation pretty damn big.

Tumblr Thread: Collateral Damage Caused by Mythbusters

cat staring at bananas tumblr thread | matzahball bought bunch bananas and l've caught Cleo staring at them every day since

Quick Tumblr Thread On Banana-Fixated Cat

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A Tumblr story combines the Star Wars and Marvel universes | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big

Tumblr Story: Avengers Meet The Death Star

A funny Tumblr thread about timelessly funny internet references | headspace-hotel S headspace-hotel forget Internet things would be incomprehensible 2 years ago phenomenon where is appreciation Internet things could show someone 3000 BC and be almost sure they'd get kick out 1 headspace-hotel

Tumblr Thread: Timelessly Entertaining Internet Gems

A quick and educational Tumblr thread on the hidden meaning of Ratatouille's Chef Boyardee scene | upontheshelfreviews There's hidden level brilliance this moment: Chef Boyardee is known today his cheap out can pasta, but his native Italy he renowned expert chef. He reduced face microwaveable eateries after his death. Sound like anyone else this movie?

Tumblr Thread: Significance Of Ratatouille's Chef Boyardee Scene

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A quick and funny Tumblr thread on humans' wholesome love for the Curiosity Rover | Sandra Tayler @SandraTayler Sometimes forget humans are amazing think curiosity singing Happy Birthday on Mars, and this response:

Quick Tumblr Thread On Humans' Love For Curiosity Rover

A quick and funny Tumblr post about common American sayings | themightyglamazon ACCURATE one--all-plus-ultra If they say they're peachy means they're tired existence drneverland If they say "Living dream means "please kill hate my job so, so much."

Quick Tumblr Post On Common American Sayings

Tumblr thread on batman villains as talk radio personalities | nonasuch Follow batman s situation? commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken employees hostage batman are their demands? commissioner gordon: they haven't issued any. they, uh. batman commisioner gordon turns on radio] harley gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he's too enmeshed see caller: no right right gotta do harley got this

Tumblr Thread: Batman Villains as Talk Radio Therapists

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Tumblr thread describes sci fi humans as having a stabbing knife roomba | sepulchritude on topic humans being intergalactic “hold my beer" species: imagine an alien stepping onto human starship and seeing space roomba with knife duct taped onto just wandering around ship doesn't have any special intelligence s just normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on ship and they don't have knives s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance every room ship. occasionally crew members

Tumblr Explores Human Nature with "Knife Roomba"

A Tumblr story about how a guy ends up befriending the monster underneath his bed | 2 writing-prompt-s drop small piece food on floor, and decide kick under oven/couch/ whatever because can't be bothered pick up. As walking away hear very quiet "Thank under bethanythemartian "No problem say words passing out my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and freeze.

Tumblr Post: Guy Makes Friends With Monster Under The Bed

Fun Tumblr thread imagines an IT wizard | otherwindow Consider fantasy series where court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an guy. Court Wizard, fixing Queen's magic mirror: has't thee attempted cleansing and reapplying runes anew?

Quick Fun Tumblr Thread On An IT Wizard

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Grandpa hates banana bread, but proceeds to eat it for years out of love | theguilteaparty So my mom told story Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week. Literally every week since first one them learned make they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

Tumblr Story: Grandpa Despises Banana Bread, Eats It For Years Out Of Love

An educational Tumblr thread about misconceptions vegans hold toward eggs and chicken | despazito Follow vegans who refuse even eat backyard eggs..why despazito Follow people who think its unethical eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and unwillingness even buy local means are doing nothing help them, support small farmers heathens

Informative Tumblr Thread Supports Local And Ethical Farms