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A funny Tumblr thread about how humans will pack bond with anything | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Humans Will Pack Bond With Anything

A story about how witches roll | vintagegal Girls pose by jail recalls witch trials 1692 Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken 1945. theybuildbuildings recently learned water Salem contaminated with fungus which LSD is derived and legitimate theory whole thing is everyone town tripping balls

Tumblr Thread: Crazy Reason People Believe In Witches

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Tumblr thread on customers crazy coffee orders | say this jokingly but had customer actually order pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots espresso (also no whip) and asked her verify she did indeed want 9 shots espresso she looked dead eyes and said have 5 kids" witchcraft-with-space-bean once had woman come and ordered an Americano with 19 shots espresso drink took ages held up line asked

Tumblr Thread: Customers' Mythically Powerful Coffee Orders

A quick and funny Tumblr post about the cursed alchemy process | serialreblogger serialreblogger E alexithetransformingk Follow anonymous asked don't actually believe lead can be turned gold, right? normal-horoscopes Follow SEE HERES THING

Quick Tumblr Post On Cursed Alchemy

A funny Tumblr story about Stabby the Roomba | voidspacer My roomba is scared thunderstorms sitting at my desk just few minutes ago, drawing, and really loud crack thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled its dock and started spinning circles currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. Source: voidspacer

Tumblr Thread: Roombas Are Beautiful Beings

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tumblr thread on cat construction foreman | His name is Black and adopted by workers construction site Antofagasta, Chile. He found by some workers near area he just kitten, and they decided take care care him workers loved him and one cleaning ladies site designed some mini reflective jackets- and other outfits him. He officialy named foreman and had its own access credential construction site belive

Tumblr Thread: The Chilean Cat Foreman

A funny Tumblr thread about how weird humans are with animation | carbonfiberpersonality whatevercomestom Follow vrabia Follow NEON NO @Neon_woof studios: ok 's absolutely imperative audience knows which one is GIRL wolf and which one is BOY wolf studios, every single time: ok wait got

Tumblr Thread: Humans Are Weird With Animation

A Tumblr thread that appreciates Snoop Dogg. | dandy-boi-ftm Follow best part is fact out two them Martha Stewart one who went prison. shadowkat678 Follow Wait 2fngrsin Follow Wiiiild. He did commit murder self defense no judging) and America's Best Housewife sent jail because insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction justice and conspiracy. This is wiiild

Tumblr Thread: Honoring The Legend, Snoop Dogg

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Tumblr thread about death good being a good guy | mikkeneko concept death god is actually surprisingly supportive and on side good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies will lead kingdom growing and thriving instead being destroyed, because more kingdom grows more people there are, and more people there are more people will eventually die, and an immortal god death know there's no need rush get them all end mikkeneko like responses on this post are cleanly split between "hey this is gr

Tumblr Thread: A Death God that's Not a Bad Guy

Tumblr sci fi story about aliens afraid of humans | dalekteaservice knew about planet called Earth centuries before made contact with its indigenous species course spent decades studying them afar first researchers had fight years even get grant course. They kept getting laughed out halls T-Class Death World had not only produced sapient life, but Stage Two civilization joke, obviously had be joke. And then wasn't. And all stopped laughing. Instead got very, very nervous watched as human

Tumblr Thread: Aliens Fear of Humans Is a Galactic Feels Trip

Tumblr discusses self involvement of cats | froody Follow Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household. cryoverkiltmilk Follow spiritual successor

Tumblr Thread: Cats are Verbose, Irrational Narcissists

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Tumblr analyzes Pixar movies Ratatouille and The Incredibles timelines | thestuffedalligator year did events Pixar's Ratatouille occur They do not give specific year, but film offers lot information if look. There are no computers, celphones, or internet, so know takes place prior PC revolution 95 is not contemporary with its release date 2007. Skinner and Linguini share bottle 61 Château Latour so is absolute earliest year film can take place Rather than go down list clues with their pros and

Tumblr Thread: Extreme Analysis of the Ratatouille Timeline

A quick and funny Tumblr thread about a stupid Google question spiraling out of control | hedgehog-moss Follow started with asking an innocent question Google can tan front fireplace? Q Tous Images O Shopping O Vidéos answers were unanimously "no" but explanations were bit puzzling sun is not ball fire is ball hot stuff, but 's not like there's large pile wood at center flame

Ridiculous Google Question Spirals Out Of Control

funny Tumblr thread on repurposing greeting cards | my sense humor: getting birthday cards with wildly incorrect age on people magicoftelevision Follow Bithday DadGil 's Fun Be Matt 50 Babie

Tumblr Thread: The Convenience of Repurposed Greeting Cards

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A quick and funny Tumblr thread about people's unexpected food allergies | @eggzbian-deactivated20191126 orange juice is superior beverage bc makes ur tongue feel like u ate bunch ants which reminds my childhood would put ants my mouth and eat em except this time tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op think probably allergic citrus?

Quick Funny Tumblr Thread On Food Allergies

Tumblr thread about a funny suspicious mob character | urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Ilike idea cop character who looks and acts like he's Mob He acts SUPER Italian >He always has some cousin can help them out on case (either as an informant or they can fix up car or whatever) and they're all different people, but they're all named Tony >Whenever he's interrogating suspect he always does borderline mob shit like sure would be shame if something were happen Hair and fashion sense are 10/10

Tumblr Thread: The Extremely Suspicious Not-Mob Guy