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Guy misunderstands mom, thinks his family's in turmoil, learns otherwise | r/tifu u/throwawaysumtingwong TIFU by sucking Chinese M This happened pre-pandemic. So l'm (31M) 100% pure Chinese but really bad at They taught at school, but really shitty, like were learning kindergarten level Chinese High School speak (very poor) Mandarin and Hokkien this conversation, my mom speaking Hokkien and broken, mixed with English Hokkien. Anyway having breakfast with my mom she told Mom Chinese

Man's Translation Fail Results In Hilarious Misunderstanding

Languages are hard.
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Woman gives neighbor her number, and guy's girlfriend proceeds to freak out | r/tifu u/-Lawyer--Pink TIFU by giving new neighbor my number. M few days ago met girl who recently moved into my building on my way do laundry were both elevator heading machines and got talking about people leave laundry room an absolute disaster. She said something effect my husband and l can't stand disgusting gets Eventually, she left.

Woman Gives New Neighbor Phone Number, Breakup Ensues

No good deed goes unpunished.
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Student's business project with Super Smash Bros spirals out of control and they get suspended | TIFU By starting an illegal money laundering and gambling ring at my highschool. This all started my second last year highschool FU happened towards end semester. Just an FYI, at time never knew gambling outside casinos illegal.

Student's Super Smash Bros Business Project Spirals Out Of Control

They didn't foresee the suspension.
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An entitled Karen pesters a woman for speaking Welsh | r/entitledparents u/FutureButterscotch9 "Where did learn speak English Um England L This story took place 5 months ago, so won't be exactly word word, but remembered enough event recite blah blah blah all have heard before So my stepmom is British. Welsh be exact those who don't know, Wales is little hump west England and North Cornwall s beautiful place known sheep, alcohol, and mistakes involving sheep and alcohol.

Entitled Karen Pesters Woman For Speaking Welsh

Step mom handled it well.
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An employee pranks their boss, boss fakes heart attack, employee loses their mind. | r/tifu Join u/prankeyprank 1d TIFU by putting my boss hospital M typing this home as my work unexpectedly received half-day my antics. So my boss and have been having little prank war. Nothing extravagant nothing harmful: just fun little office pranks keep spirits up work corporate insurance so most my day is spent behind desk and gets very boring at times

Employee Pranks Boss, Boss Pulls The Reverse UNO Card

Like an actual boss.
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Man lives to regret cracking dad jokes while he's at the airport | r/tifu Join u/axiomatic 15h TIFU by making dad jokes security line at airport. M Happened few minutes ago and only resulted minor embarrassment reprimand be careful about my jokes, and slight delay getting through security. So at airport this morning with film crew about fly on special flight during covid visual effects supervisor (relevant further on) and am waiting line with crew as get our bags scanned security guy asks if

Man Lives To Regret Cracking Dad Jokes At Airport

Guy definitely had a blast.
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Employee makes a "Karen" drive 50 miles for no reason | made Karen drive 50 miles get her refund Before start some background work at customer service as department lead and l'll say my hardware store practices rule says reserve right refuse and limit any returns any reasons" very often. With being said Karen slithered into my store with water heater around $800, She hissed at us want return asked if she had receipt, she ask why does she need one and said do refund, since over $50 would

Employee Makes Karen Drive 50 Miles For No Reason

Karen took a drive.
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An employee discovers that they're allergic to bananas while at the company potluck | reddit post TIFU by not realizing allergic bananas, and making my coworkers think l'm dumbass This didn't just happen, this about year ago staff my office 95% southern ladies over 65 years old. They were mostly retired, working part time as office staff. And they LOVED potlucks, they lived them point where had one pretty much every month.

Employee Discovers Food Allergy At Company Potluck

The tingling was a red flag.
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A married couple leaves their windows open, so bats invade their home | r/tifu Join u/TheAyJay 15h TIFU by cracking open few windows our third floor apartment before leaving on week long vacation M My wife and moved U.S Germany earlier this year left our cat behind thinking pop back over him once got settled pre-COVID thought COVID messed up so this past week went back get him finally.

Couple Leaves Windows Open, Bats Invade Home

Too sketch.
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Some evangelists end up getting overwhelmed by a super religious dad after knocking on his door | r/tifu u/Insanim8er 20h Join O 1 9 1 1 1 Tifu by allowing my dad answer my front door some evangelists. L This wasn't today about 11 years ago, but 's one those stories l'll probably tell at my dad's funeral. At time owned 4 plex remodeling moved into one units while doing work s located on one main street busy historic neighborhood walking distance lot, so there's lot foot traffic, cars, restaurant

Evangelists Get Out-Religioned By Dad

They weren't ready for dad.
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Guy messes up my accidentally eating too many oranges | r/tifu Join u/wadlwadlus 1d TIFU by eating too many oranges So this happened few months back, but 's funny story nonetheless needs be on internet living my grandparents basement at time 5 story house. Walking up stairs get kitchen hassle, so only did time eat. Now l'm not an out shape person, but not enthusiastic about going up flights stairs just look at pantry scarcely filled with old people food.

Dude Messes Up By Eating Too Many Oranges

Talk about a breath of fresh air.
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Girl gets good at video game to impress a guy, and then he proceeds to rage quit | r/tifu Join u/kitamoo 6d 3 1 3 1 2 TIFU by getting good at game impress guy had crush on M Obligatory this happened over 5 years ago just saw comment reminded happened so here go used play an MMO with bunch people knew IRL. Out all them most interested PvP but sucked at One day new guy shows up. He used play, but stopped few years. Everyone starts talking about he basically legend god at 1v1s one former top player

Girl Gets Good At Game To Impress Guy, Guy Rage Quits

Good riddance, dude.
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Man's day is a series of frustrating fails | So did begin? Wel 1. Last night at around 5 pm broke an aquarium at work (worth about $60 2. Cleaning up, minor cut my thumb. Very shallow, so pick off dead skin. Ripped layer flesh off, and now have an exposed nerve ending is relatively small, but doesn't go away, and is sharp pain, so can't pretend 's not there

Man's Day Is A Rollercoaster Of Fails

Some days are tougher than others.
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Girl accidentally unleashes an army of spiders at her friend's house | r/tifu u/princessmegnu 19h Join 1 1 TIFU by bringing bag spiders my friends house and unleashing them M So, my friend begin with isn't big fan spiders. She constantly cleans her house them. She's not got phobia but certainly is not their biggest fan plan go away September, and she wanted look at hotels. She hasn't got computer/laptop so brought mine look easier viewing.

Girl Accidentally Unleashes Army Of Spiders

Hard nope to this.
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Man has a glitter bomb delivered to the office and it backfires terribly | r/tifu Join u/mmmjr16 11h TIFU by buying my coworker huge glitter bomb, and having delivered office. M TIFU by buying my coworker huge glitter bomb. So spent like $35 on hugest glitter bomb could find online had shipped my coworker and good buddy, thinking he would open as his desk after retrieving mail room, as normal get package idea he'd open at his desk, creating beautiful glitter covered canvas his own personal space

Man Has Glitter Bomb Delivered To The Office, Coworker Gets Surprised

Quite the shock for that coworker.
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Man lies to his wife's parents about being able to speak french, and gets invited to Paris | r/tifu Join u/SullivanFilm 14h 1 3 TIFU by falsely claiming speak fluent french my wife's parents 6 years ago and now going Paris together M This fuck up started 6 years ago met my wife's parents first time. Thought had been determined make great first impression, ma and pa weren't thrilled about their country girl being stolen away them by city boy.

Man Lies To Wife's Parents About Speaking French, Gets Invited To Paris

Time to learn some French, my dude.
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