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Driver mistakenly jams seatbelt in car door. | r/tifu Join u/martyj310 TIFU by jamming my seatbelt my car door M leaving work and got my car accidentally jammed seatbelt door seatbelt had jammed such way metal piece belt clicks wedged between car exterior and door tried open door get out and wouldn't open drove work without seatbelt and got there had climb over console and out passenger door.

Driver Jams Seatbelt In Car Door, Doesn't Realize Car Door Is Locked

Dude sends fan mail to Marvel comics, and dad assumes that his kid got published. | r/tifu Join u/grapejuicecheese 11h 1 1 1 1 2 14 26 3 23 2 22 1 TIFU by sending fan mail Marvel Comics M So this happened mid 90's. Spider-man knee deep middle clone saga, one most controversial story arcs comic history. As 12 year old kid loved And after reading latest issue decided send letter Marvel. E-mail not as widespread back then, so printed out my letter and my mom took post office send .

Dude Sends Fan Mail To Marvel Comics, Dad Assumes They Got Published

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Dude sits next to fire escape and then a spidery waking nightmare ensues. | r/tifu u/danedebeau 1d Join 2 2 14 15 3 17 8 15 Tifu by sitting too close fire escape hell. M TL/DR down bottom. Note: Maybe not suitable arachnophobes. So this happened about 10 years ago Australia, just outside Jindabyne, NSW were all around 20 years old at time and were looking forward letting loose little.

Dude Sits Next To Fire Escape, Waking Spidery Nightmare Ensues

A barista wrongly assumes that a customer wants a fist bump, and hilarity ensues. | r/tifu u/shaqahontas 15h Join 1 2 8 2 TIFU by fist-bumping customer didn't want be fist-bumped M So this happened few years ago somewhat new barista at coffee shop (green, famous siren as logo, fraps get idea New baristas are usually put drive thru since 's easy, and all need focus on is ringing orders through, charging customers, and handing food/drinks out (as well as deal with occasional annoying customer This

Barista Wrongly Assumes Customer Wants Fist Bump

Some holiday procrastination results in a botanical Dexter scene. | r/tifu u/pocketmole TIFU by leaving real Christmas tree my apartment until May. M actually fucked up 8 years ago, but time has worn down my pride enough l'm willing finally share this story with world recently suggested leave my Christmas tree up little longer order further enjoy cheeriness brings living room. This is an easy thing suggest haven't seen things seen haven't done things my boyfriend and have

Holiday Procrastination Results In Botanical Dexter Scene

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Parent falls asleep and forgets what day it is, and proceeds to think that their kid got kidnapped | r/tifu posted by Crazycatdood TIFU by falling asleep on job and forgetting day is BACKSTORY have mild insomnia, falling asleep isn't hard 's STAYING asleep escapes So flash brilliance on my part decided drink some ZzzQuil because 3 am and might

Parent Forgets What Day It Is, Thinks Kid Got Taken

Coworker tosses package away, and unknowingly sets off an emergency life alert. | r/tifu Join u/Dr-Wankenstein 16h TIFU by tossing package M So this happened last week know midst all Christmas chaos work one those delivery companies 's rather well known world wide should also point out my coworkers fault and not mine. Anyway had just finished unloading my truck and depositing my "ground packages" into 's proper bin and taking care my paper work there's commotion coming front station.

Coworker Tosses Package In Bin, Unknowingly Triggers Life Alert

Guy tries to pretend that he doesn't know English and he fails miserably | MrWittyResponse TIFU by telling lady asking money didn't speak English perfect English So late at night and had make stop at gas station fill up my car. This lady comes up wearing this really baggy hoodie. Judging by appearances she seemed be substance abuser. She says she's pregnant and needs some cash pay her motel room really wasn't buying she

Guy Tries To Pretend He Doesn't Know English, Fails Hard

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Guy tries to call his parents by using an Alexa, and they end up thinking that it's haunted | LakazL TIFU by making my parents think Alexa haunted So late last night (3AM got up make late- night snack, accidentally smashed jamjar, and whilst would have cleaned up family dog got scent all jam and wanted lick up, smashed glass and all

Guy Calls Parents On Alexa, They Think It's Haunted

Student writes a joke essay about flat earth, and the school takes it way too seriously. | r/tifu Join u/Ausome_Face 22h 1 E 1 TIFU by making my school think flat- Earther and causing an anti-flat-Earth program be put into freshman science curriculum M This actually happened two years ago, but change curriculum came into effect yesterday. Two years ago sophomore high school assigned persuasive essay on whatever topic chose had include cited research my honors English class decided would be fun

Student Writes Joke Essay About Flat Earth, School Takes It Seriously

Dad plays prank on kid, police misinterpret prank, fail ensues. | TIFU by embarrassing my kid and involving police L An actual TIFU, this happened this morning. Key preliminary backstory: on thanksgiving, my youngest played smashy smash with my phone, damaging sound chip connected microphone, rendering phone calls impossible on my phone. Can't hear people, people can't hear just doesn't work unless connected Bluetooth. Does LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE except phone calls.

Dad Pulls Innocent Prank On Kid, Police Misinterpret Prank, Fail Ensues

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Man buys his old lady coworker a coffee, and lives to regret it | TIFU by buying my coworker coffee M So work an office with "Betty Betty is an older woman, probably mid late 60s. She doesn't have car and is all around struggling with finances right now so usually give her rides and work both enjoy coffee, she refills her 12oz travel mug at least twice day during work with just little bit cream and sugar, im pretty much same, except only refill my mug once.

Man Buys Old Lady Coworker Coffee, Regrets It

TIFU today i fucked up reddit post | r/tifu Join u/Kangar 6h 2 2 1 1 2 TIFU By Ruining Dessert Everyone M So about 10 years old this fuck-up happened. My family had rented cottage with another family and were there week had blast playing on beach, swimming, fishing-all usual fun things one associates with summer. Both families had brought along their own groceries etc and would sit together meals every night. They had couple kids were close ages my sister and and nice.

Guy Eats Family's Donuts, They're Devastated

Roommate mistakes a dude for his ex during Halloween, and then hilarity ensues | r/tifu Join u/HalloweenHooligan 8h TIFU pretending be my roommate's ex M FYI: my roommate planning share this story his perspective but thought more entertaining coming This happened just over 2 weeks ago on Halloween night. Even though my roommate and didn't go anywhere on Halloween still dressed up anyway. My roommate's costume basically just an apron, boxers and socks. Not very imaginative know my roommate

Roommate Mistakes Guy For His Ex, Hilarity Ensues

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Woman changes diet, gets sleep recording app, and then learns a hard truth | TIFU by downloading sleeping app records noise changing my diet, forgetting check said app and blowing hot balls fire at my boyfriend months M Edit: spelling Sorry formatting am on an iPhone edit: and throwaway 27F) had trouble sleeping at night since child finding out my boyfriend (32M two years also has trouble sleeping at night decided both download an app basically records movement snoring extra noise and level

Girlfriend Changes Diet, Gets Sleep Recording App, Learns Hard Truth

Employee accidentally rickrolls eight entire cities | r/tifu u/CapablePerformance 8h Join 1 1 30 2 17 e 20 3 28 21 1 TIFU by accidentally rickrolling eight cities M currently work my local government their communications department making videos, fliers, social media posts, and pretty much everything else they need. Part job involves putting placeholder text and links since l'll be told need link this resource but 's not available".

Employee Mistakenly Rickrolls Eight Entire Cities