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Man assumes that the date he's on is a job interview | r/tifu JOIN u/Anonmale593 230d 1 S 1 TIFU by going on date thinking job interview By sitting through an entire date thinking 's job interview So this happened past 24hrs 19 year old male making my way through college, and also work at restaurant make ends meet. Now could consider pretty smart except comes social interactions can almost never pick up on little hints such as flirting.

Man Thinks Date Is A Job Interview

Guy drops phone behind couch, arm gets stuck, and his watch calls the emergency hotline | r/tifu JOIN u/hyfr_hokie 1d 1 3 1 TIFU by calling 911 after dropped my phone and my arm got stuck behind couch obligatory this few months ago disclaimer this story starts as all tragedies do, with heartbreaking moment playing game on my phone and accidentally dropped behind couch. very frustrating but not big deal just grab

Dude Drops Phone Behind Couch, Arm Gets Stuck, Accidentally Calls 911

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Husband takes advantage of partner's newly instituted points system | TIFU by instituting point system my spouse try get housework done Mandatory FU happened yesterday but suffering consequences today. Some background, my husband is very active, go- nonstop kinda person so this whole staying home on weekends thing is really tough him. He's considered essential and is working long hours M-F and is thankful but gets pretty depressed being inside all day Sat and Sun.

Husband's Spouse Introduces Points System For Chores, He Plays It

Customer accidentally ghosts order, but proceeds to make good on paying for it days later | r/tifu JOIN u/Wellworn5 16h TIFU Made nice lady cry twice Decided order thai food our lunch call and they say 10 minutes get place and familiar face greets Hostess says have no orders called replied called about 12 minutes ago. She says no have no orders Sir said had ordered pad see ew w/ beef and pad pak w/ tofu not spicy. Nope.

Customer Accidentally Ghosts Lunch Order, Makes Good On It Days Later

Guy doesn't realize that courtrooms have dress codes | TIFU by not knowing courtrooms had dress codes. FUOTW those are as unaware as l am, don't wear shorts, flip flops, or hats into court went go pay ticket (expired tags) at my scheduled time and saw "NO SHORTS, FLIP FLOPS, HATS, UNTUCKED SHIRTS bold letters on door. Fortunately front desk had extra slacks on hand this very thing. Unfortunately slacks were size 32, and haven't been size 32 since high school big guy who's been "blessed" with

Guy Doesn't Know Courtrooms Have Dress Codes

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Guy accidentally gets in his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's car | r/tifu JOIN u/AngryKitten1207 321d TIFU BY GETTING MY EX GIRLFRIENDS NEW BOYFRIENDS CAR So this actually happened about week and half ago. Some pre knowledge dated my next door neighbor about year and half, but then eventually broke up. So other day really hungry and wanted some Panda Express Orange chicken texted my friend see if he wanted go get some panda with and he replied sure

Guy Accidentally Gets In Ex-Girlfriend's New Boyfriend's Car

Guy takes a satisfying petty revenge in a laundry room drama | r/pettyrevenge JOIN u/TheFiredrake42 4d Laundry revenge lived shitty apartment complex few years ago actually had two decent onsite laundry buildings. Each one had 15 washers and 15 dryers. Considering usually there alone or maybe with one other person, this definitely overkill but no one could ever complain about there not being enough machines us use.

Laundry Drama: Guy Takes Deeply Satisfying Petty Revenge

Woman has groceries delivered and proceeds to fail all over the place | TIFU by forgetting having groceries delivered and consequently traumatising delivery driver. So this FU happened about 45 mins ago and l'm currently laying bath recovering ordered food delivery local supermarket be delivered this morning work home so 's super convenient had had super shitty day yesterday so having slow morning got 10am and still my dressing gown (with no belt and nothing underneath hair unwashed and awful, a

Woman Has Groceries Delivered, Fails Occur Everywhere

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Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!

Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

Guy buys too much toilet paper for years, and ends up running out now | TIFU: After accidentally buying way too much toilet paper years finally ran out. THIS WEEK. This is FU is three years making, culminating today few years back started buying toilet paper on Amazon subscription. But my kid had just moved out so apparently overestimated much buy so didn't all fit linen cupboard. My darling spouse started storing extra garage. But didn't know this as never go there.

Guy Buys Too Much Toilet Paper For Years, Runs Out Now

Guy eats a six egg omelette that was intended for the family, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by eating six egg omelet Years ago, on bright and sunny spring morning, my wife feeding our first child his highchair. My -laws, who were staying with us few weeks abroad, were preparing breakfast everyone. At time wasn't terribly unusual my mother--law prepare meals us, as she enjoyed helping us out with cooking and giving us more time tend our little one atypical my father--law had evidently decided

Guy Eats Six Egg Omelette Intended For Family, Embarrassment Ensues

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Employee accidentally offers expired candy to coworkers, and everyone gets sick | TIFU by offering expired candy my coworkers This story is as horrifying as title sounds. Some background recently got new position with manager title at used car shop didn't know anyone at my job so an attempt make friends began setting out candy at my desk people could come and grab causing some small conversations occur. Well this has been going great until recently.

Dude Offers Expired Candy To Coworkers

Dude leaves water bottle on the floor overnight, and ends up accidentally eating a spider | reddit r/tifu imlesmartest TIFU: By leaving my water bottle on floor over night left my water bottle on floor last night and after eating breakfast this morning came back and took drink out without looking.

TIFU: Water Bottle Mishap Results In Accidental Spider Casualty

Fiancé's world gets turned upside down by a 23andMe kit during Christmas time | TIFU by asking my fiance 23 and kit Christmas and accidentally blowing up his life. So have always been into my family's genealogy keep pretty detailed record our family tree and enjoy tracing back as far as can have always wanted try one those DNA testing kits

Fiancé's World Turned Upside Down By 23andMe Kit

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Tutor mistakenly calls student by the name of their laptop | r/tifu posted by emmyeggo TIFU by accidentally calling student by name their laptop work as tutor my university. This means lot students pop by asking general academic assistance.

Tutor Accidentally Calls Student By Name Of Their Laptop

Guy tries to build a computer, and can't get it to work until he realizes he hasn't been using input button correctly | r/tifu posted by Grilzzy44 TIFU by trying build computer first time. Recently tired build gaming PC first time. With help some friends and lot research thought ready buy parts, dive into and start building .

Guy Tries To Build Computer, Can't Get It To Work, Input Button Solves All