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Man lies to his wife's parents about being able to speak french, and gets invited to Paris | r/tifu Join u/SullivanFilm 14h 1 3 TIFU by falsely claiming speak fluent french my wife's parents 6 years ago and now going Paris together M This fuck up started 6 years ago met my wife's parents first time. Thought had been determined make great first impression, ma and pa weren't thrilled about their country girl being stolen away them by city boy.

Man Lies To Wife's Parents About Speaking French, Gets Invited To Paris

Terrified man encounters giant house centipede | r/tifu Join u/skankybutstuff 5d 1 1 3 F 2 TIFU by meeting Satan's centipede M My hands are still shaking, but have tell someone horrors just experienced fairly active guy, and got few those sleeveless shirts wear working out. But with lockdown and few life events s been about 1, 2 months since had strict workout schedule. These sleeveless shirts have been hanging together back my closet since then, just chillin.

Traumatized Man Encounters Satan's Centipede

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A very lucky dog gets to have the best day of his life | r/tifu Join u/AntipatheticDating 1d 1 1 1 1 1 TIFU by giving my dog unintentionally best damn day his life So this TIFU isn't as crazy or wild as others read, but thought others would appreciate much l'm laughing but many horrible regrets have over this situation.

Lucky Dog Has Best Day Of His Life

Husband's birthday surprise for his wife almost leads to them getting divorced | r/tifu Join u/Kissankassi 1d 1 F 1 1 TIFU by trying surprise my wife her birthday and almost getting divorced admit haven't been most attentive husband lately. My wife has told need make more an effort our relationship or would have problems tried really hard invest our relationship ever since finding out my wife is not feeling as happy as she should be.

Husband's Birthday Surprise For Wife Almost Results In Divorce

Man misunderstands the Ugly Duckling, and thinks that female swans aren't a thing | r/tifu JOIN u/Laziy-Beans 8h 1 TIFU by misunderstanding ugly duckling S other night out getting drink with some friends university, and some reason or another conversation turned swans. Now, as kid remember reading Ugly Duckling and some reason completely misunderstood Not lesson story or anything, but reason duckling ugly first place reason being course swan.

Man Misunderstands Ugly Duckling, Assumes Female Swans Aren't A Thing

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Woman tries to eat her homegrown tomatoes and ends up in a showdown with a wasp | r/tifu Join u/leahnardo 1d 1 2 4 F1 3 2 1 TIFU by not watering my tomatoes and underestimating physics M This happened about thirty minutes ago. So l've been Covid gardening since March, growing stuff seeds, and my tomatoes are monsters. Six feet high and still going. Temps have been upper 90's, so need water them twice day check their condition, note they do need water, then see an actual TOMATO OMG. Since this is

Woman Tries To Eat Homegrown Tomatoes, Gets In Showdown With Wasp

Entitled Karen refuses to wait in line for two minutes | r/pettyrevenge Join u/mrbritian 3h Entitled Karen couldn't wait line 2 minutes so wasted her next 15 title this post pretty much covers whole story but anyway l'll explain whole situation cast Mr Britain Mr Britain sr My dad and coworker Karen entitled bitch who has patience as long as fishes memory about ten seconds

Entitled Karen Can't Wait In Line For Two Minutes

Dude helps friend move a couch and a caterpillar nightmare ensues | r/tifu Join u/butneverdestroyed 1d TIFU by helping move couch had been sitting outdoors week. L Mandatory 'happened yesterday. My husband's family celebrates Father's Day by gathering at their camp and having cookout and getting some chores out way my FIL wants get accomplished. No problem. Tlove camp and love chances help my FIL.

Dude Helps Move Couch, Caterpillar Nightmare Ensues

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Man yawns too hard and ends up in the ER | r/tifu u/VanManRTManVan 21h Join 1 1 1 1 TIFU by yawning too hard and ending up ER L So this incident actually this past Friday settled after long week watch movie with my parents couple minutes let loose big yawn because little worn out after long week at my internship. Suddenly felt my jaw kind click" into place, which happens sometimes but can almost always just close back normally should point out one time about two years ago did same thing and had

Man Yawns Too Hard, Ends Up In The ER

Guy's fart almost causes the entire airport to evacuate | r/tifu Join u/mayallrob_ 1d 1 1 2 TIFU by almost causing an evacuation UK's largest airport. M This happened few years ago used work kitchen one Heathrow's private airline lounges, where rich and famous were everyday customers did basic food prep and helped chefs wherever possible. On this particular day came into work feeling fine except some minor stomach pains. One chefs

Guy's Fart Almost Causes Airport Evacuation

Dude opens a 2 year old thermos and a gross cursed food creation ensues | r/tifu Join u/TimeLordFishBrain 9h 1 S 1 1 TIFU by opening 2 year old thermos M So couple years ago my little Sister got new backpack, and instead cleaning out old one and throwing away, she shoved coat closet. Today had lovely priviledge finding and cleaning out

Dude Opens 2 Year Old Thermos, Cursed Abomination Ensues

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Man thinks he has lisp for years, and learns he's been mispronouncing the letter "s." | r/tifu Join u/sxmilliondollarman 17h TIFU by thinking had lisp my whole life 38 M Ssssso, where do ssstart? First obligatory this happened since forever ago present, but have now had crazy realization. My entire life l've been self conscious about speaking because my "lisp".

Man Mistakes Mispronunciation For Lisp For Years

Pet owner accidentally starts a war between their cat and dog | Tifu by starting war between my cat and dog. S This all began last week after decided treat my cats new kitty condo. My boy loved played with fuzzy ball on spring and fuzzy ball dangled inside hide away all time course this created some jealousy my dog poor fuzzy ball on spring didn't even make 24 hours before my dog tore off and decided his tear up.

Owner Accidentally Starts War Between Cat And Dog

A plumber's hilarious fail results in claw monster scenario | catchymemes Malgayne 19h my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Plumber's Hilarious Fail Spawns Claw Monster

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Man buys his wife Animal Crossing video game, and she becomes absolutely obsessed | r/tifu Join u/kingebrigtson27 6d 1 1 TIFU By buying my wife Nintendo Switch with Animal Crossing. M Disclaimer: this is more TODIFU Other Day Fucked Up) So as title implies, TIFU by purchasing Nintendo Switch with Animal Crossing my wife.

Man Buys Wife Animal Crossing, Wife Becomes Obsessed

A soldier accidentally microwaves Chef Boyardee on an active military base | r/tifu Join u/RoemerRanch 1y 1 TIFU by microwaving chef boyardee on an active military base As with most things this happened last week currently deployed middle east got off work little later than expected and missed galley hours so stopped at mini mart on base grab some food. They have decent selection mostly just typical gas station food. So some guys grab cold

Soldier's Microwave Mishap Creates Chaos

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Fed-up customer decides to dine and dash after server ignores them for their entire stay and fails to bring in their food for over 40 minutes: ‘He wouldn't even look in my direction’

Fed-up customer decides to dine and dash after server ignores them for their entire stay and fails to bring in their food for over 40 minutes: ‘He wouldn't even look in my direction’

‘Unlimited PTO’ company boss rejects employee’s PTO for court-ordered parenting, gets called out and faces team backlash: ‘It has backfired on them’

‘Unlimited PTO’ company boss rejects employee’s PTO for court-ordered parenting, gets called out and faces team backlash: ‘It has backfired on them’

Reckless brother demands sister co-sign on new luxury car after driving himself to bankruptcy: ‘I’m scared he’ll ruin my good credit. I have my own bills to pay’

Reckless brother demands sister co-sign on new luxury car after driving himself to bankruptcy: ‘I’m scared he’ll ruin my good credit. I have my own bills to pay’

Boss demands employee pay for professional corporate profile picture, employee uses a fake picture of themselves instead, only for boss to love it: ‘He's praising my commitment to excellence'

28-year-old woman faces the late-twenties social circle collapse and gets welcomed to the club by friendless, functioning adults: ‘Use this time wisely, focus on self-growth and seek new connections’

28-year-old woman faces the late-twenties social circle collapse and gets welcomed to the club by friendless, functioning adults: ‘Use this time wisely, focus on self-growth and seek new connections’

16 and 19-year-old siblings team up against Mom who insists they stop "lying in bed all day": 'It is unrealistic'

16 and 19-year-old siblings team up against Mom who insists they stop "lying in bed all day": 'It is unrealistic'

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