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Woman tries to eat her homegrown tomatoes and ends up in a showdown with a wasp | r/tifu Join u/leahnardo 1d 1 2 4 F1 3 2 1 TIFU by not watering my tomatoes and underestimating physics M This happened about thirty minutes ago. So l've been Covid gardening since March, growing stuff seeds, and my tomatoes are monsters. Six feet high and still going. Temps have been upper 90's, so need water them twice day check their condition, note they do need water, then see an actual TOMATO OMG. Since this is

Woman Tries To Eat Homegrown Tomatoes, Gets In Showdown With Wasp

Entitled Karen refuses to wait in line for two minutes | r/pettyrevenge Join u/mrbritian 3h Entitled Karen couldn't wait line 2 minutes so wasted her next 15 title this post pretty much covers whole story but anyway l'll explain whole situation cast Mr Britain Mr Britain sr My dad and coworker Karen entitled bitch who has patience as long as fishes memory about ten seconds

Entitled Karen Can't Wait In Line For Two Minutes

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Dude helps friend move a couch and a caterpillar nightmare ensues | r/tifu Join u/butneverdestroyed 1d TIFU by helping move couch had been sitting outdoors week. L Mandatory 'happened yesterday. My husband's family celebrates Father's Day by gathering at their camp and having cookout and getting some chores out way my FIL wants get accomplished. No problem. Tlove camp and love chances help my FIL.

Dude Helps Move Couch, Caterpillar Nightmare Ensues

Man yawns too hard and ends up in the ER | r/tifu u/VanManRTManVan 21h Join 1 1 1 1 TIFU by yawning too hard and ending up ER L So this incident actually this past Friday settled after long week watch movie with my parents couple minutes let loose big yawn because little worn out after long week at my internship. Suddenly felt my jaw kind click" into place, which happens sometimes but can almost always just close back normally should point out one time about two years ago did same thing and had

Man Yawns Too Hard, Ends Up In The ER

Guy's fart almost causes the entire airport to evacuate | r/tifu Join u/mayallrob_ 1d 1 1 2 TIFU by almost causing an evacuation UK's largest airport. M This happened few years ago used work kitchen one Heathrow's private airline lounges, where rich and famous were everyday customers did basic food prep and helped chefs wherever possible. On this particular day came into work feeling fine except some minor stomach pains. One chefs

Guy's Fart Almost Causes Airport Evacuation

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Dude opens a 2 year old thermos and a gross cursed food creation ensues | r/tifu Join u/TimeLordFishBrain 9h 1 S 1 1 TIFU by opening 2 year old thermos M So couple years ago my little Sister got new backpack, and instead cleaning out old one and throwing away, she shoved coat closet. Today had lovely priviledge finding and cleaning out

Dude Opens 2 Year Old Thermos, Cursed Abomination Ensues

Man thinks he has lisp for years, and learns he's been mispronouncing the letter "s." | r/tifu Join u/sxmilliondollarman 17h TIFU by thinking had lisp my whole life 38 M Ssssso, where do ssstart? First obligatory this happened since forever ago present, but have now had crazy realization. My entire life l've been self conscious about speaking because my "lisp".

Man Mistakes Mispronunciation For Lisp For Years

Pet owner accidentally starts a war between their cat and dog | Tifu by starting war between my cat and dog. S This all began last week after decided treat my cats new kitty condo. My boy loved played with fuzzy ball on spring and fuzzy ball dangled inside hide away all time course this created some jealousy my dog poor fuzzy ball on spring didn't even make 24 hours before my dog tore off and decided his tear up.

Owner Accidentally Starts War Between Cat And Dog

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A plumber's hilarious fail results in claw monster scenario | catchymemes Malgayne 19h my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Plumber's Hilarious Fail Spawns Claw Monster

Man buys his wife Animal Crossing video game, and she becomes absolutely obsessed | r/tifu Join u/kingebrigtson27 6d 1 1 TIFU By buying my wife Nintendo Switch with Animal Crossing. M Disclaimer: this is more TODIFU Other Day Fucked Up) So as title implies, TIFU by purchasing Nintendo Switch with Animal Crossing my wife.

Man Buys Wife Animal Crossing, Wife Becomes Obsessed

A soldier accidentally microwaves Chef Boyardee on an active military base | r/tifu Join u/RoemerRanch 1y 1 TIFU by microwaving chef boyardee on an active military base As with most things this happened last week currently deployed middle east got off work little later than expected and missed galley hours so stopped at mini mart on base grab some food. They have decent selection mostly just typical gas station food. So some guys grab cold

Soldier's Microwave Mishap Creates Chaos

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Aunt Karen learns about Karen memes, and proceeds to go full Karen | r/tifu Join u/Bigringcycling 105d 3 '1 E 1 3 3 TIFU: Telling my Dad about Karen meme M My family loves over share. This lack filter sometimes has tendency get people into trouble because not all information is provided, even s meant harmlessly.

Aunt Karen Learns About Karen Meme, Goes Full Karen

A DNA test ends up revealing a surprising family secret | r/tifu Join u/wyczstarz 2y TIFU by getting DNA test and revealing family secret M always been interested doing one those at- home kits tell ethnicity estimates. My mother has many years, claimed her own great-grandmother completely Native American, and recently learned this is apparently something common Southerners claim, but is rarely true finally went ahead and bought one kits because there is nothing enjoy more life than proving my mo

DNA Test Reveals Crazy Family Secret

Guy gives himself food poisoning for the sake of winning an argument | r/tifu Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning win petty argument. Have ever done dumb thing out spite? Buckle up have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are low-guilt sauce converyor belt my mouth stocked up on pasta sauce and taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end story. So couple days ago my boyfriend, let's call him David, f

Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument

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Man gets investigated by the FBI for doing his job | r/tifu JOIN u/nothintooseahear 4d TIFU by being investigated by FBI doing my job This happened about decade ago, and l'm finally comfortable sharing this anonymously public.

Man Investigated By FBI For Doing His Job

Mom overhears her daughter on the phone, and thinks that she's pregnant | r/tifu JOIN u/inquisitivemind79 16h TIFU by talking loudly on my phone and convincing my mom pregnant on phone with friend today talking about another friends pregnancy and conversation went something like this so my friend is having an ultrasound tomorrow Them s exciting far along is baby? This is apparently my mom ended up being able hear talking oh just 7 or 8 weeks not too far along

Mom Mishears Daughter's Phone Call, Assumes She's Pregnant

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Daycare tows office worker’s truck from shared lot costing him $600, instantly regrets it when he installs a gate and blocks them out: 'The mayhem was well worth it'

Daycare tows office worker’s truck from shared lot costing him $600, instantly regrets it when he installs a gate and blocks them out: 'The mayhem was well worth it'

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