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Army overpays a soldier, and the soldier has to pay them back and mop the floors | r/tifu u/[deleted 1y JOIN TIFU by chuckling away being overpaid. Obligatory "this concluded today been working Uncle Sam about 7 years now severely desensitized government fuckups and one day received letter DFAS guys who actually pay us overpaid two whole cents.

Army Overpays Soldier, Soldier Overpays Them Back, Has To Mop Floors

Guy watches his neighbors argue while he eats a bag of popcorn | r/tifu JOIN u/captainjawz 208d 1 TIFU by watching my neighbours fight while eating popcorn. So l'm bit soccer fan, and today two big local teams had game, so naturally watching match on my living room little did know there another match going on my neighbours house. About ten minutes into my game started hearing screams coming house across street.

Man Eats Popcorn While Watching Lovers' Quarrel Outside

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Guy accidentally leaves his girlfriend stranded at a gas station | r/tifu JOIN u/dyslexiyeah 258d TIFU by falling asleep back my boyfriend's car Last summer on road trip New Mexico Mexico have Honda Element converted living so crawl back nap while he's driving. He stops at gas station desert Arizona and while he's pumping get out use bathroom. Come back out, don't see him, and walk around parking lot have look jokingly think myself maybe he drove off not knowing got out use restroom, but brush o

Man Accidentally Leaves Girlfriend Stranded At Gas Station

Man accidentally sends a private message to the whole company | r/tifu JOIN u/degrudv 3d 1 1 1 TIFU by sending private" message my whole company. Like many men, this quarantine gave 35yo Male good opportunity grow out beard. So on Sales Department WebEx Call (probably 300 people) and since no one has seen about month

Man Accidentally Sends Private Message To Whole Company

Man assumes that the date he's on is a job interview | r/tifu JOIN u/Anonmale593 230d 1 S 1 TIFU by going on date thinking job interview By sitting through an entire date thinking 's job interview So this happened past 24hrs 19 year old male making my way through college, and also work at restaurant make ends meet. Now could consider pretty smart except comes social interactions can almost never pick up on little hints such as flirting.

Man Thinks Date Is A Job Interview

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Guy drops phone behind couch, arm gets stuck, and his watch calls the emergency hotline | r/tifu JOIN u/hyfr_hokie 1d 1 3 1 TIFU by calling 911 after dropped my phone and my arm got stuck behind couch obligatory this few months ago disclaimer this story starts as all tragedies do, with heartbreaking moment playing game on my phone and accidentally dropped behind couch. very frustrating but not big deal just grab

Dude Drops Phone Behind Couch, Arm Gets Stuck, Accidentally Calls 911

Wasp appears in guy's bathroom, and he fails at taking it out when he has the chance | So wake up and head bathroom take my morning shit open door and hear buzzing and notice Satan himself has decided pay visit and is flying about my shower curtains immediately noped out there and begin brainstorming kill this bastard had determined point entry my window as slightly ajar seal weak point and prepare suit up then spend next 20 minutes putting on multiple layers clothing, 2 pairs socks going on top

Wasp Spawns In Guy's Bathroom, Duel Ensues

Husband takes advantage of partner's newly instituted points system | TIFU by instituting point system my spouse try get housework done Mandatory FU happened yesterday but suffering consequences today. Some background, my husband is very active, go- nonstop kinda person so this whole staying home on weekends thing is really tough him. He's considered essential and is working long hours M-F and is thankful but gets pretty depressed being inside all day Sat and Sun.

Husband's Spouse Introduces Points System For Chores, He Plays It

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Customer accidentally ghosts order, but proceeds to make good on paying for it days later | r/tifu JOIN u/Wellworn5 16h TIFU Made nice lady cry twice Decided order thai food our lunch call and they say 10 minutes get place and familiar face greets Hostess says have no orders called replied called about 12 minutes ago. She says no have no orders Sir said had ordered pad see ew w/ beef and pad pak w/ tofu not spicy. Nope.

Customer Accidentally Ghosts Lunch Order, Makes Good On It Days Later

Guy doesn't realize that courtrooms have dress codes | TIFU by not knowing courtrooms had dress codes. FUOTW those are as unaware as l am, don't wear shorts, flip flops, or hats into court went go pay ticket (expired tags) at my scheduled time and saw "NO SHORTS, FLIP FLOPS, HATS, UNTUCKED SHIRTS bold letters on door. Fortunately front desk had extra slacks on hand this very thing. Unfortunately slacks were size 32, and haven't been size 32 since high school big guy who's been "blessed" with

Guy Doesn't Know Courtrooms Have Dress Codes

Guy accidentally gets in his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's car | r/tifu JOIN u/AngryKitten1207 321d TIFU BY GETTING MY EX GIRLFRIENDS NEW BOYFRIENDS CAR So this actually happened about week and half ago. Some pre knowledge dated my next door neighbor about year and half, but then eventually broke up. So other day really hungry and wanted some Panda Express Orange chicken texted my friend see if he wanted go get some panda with and he replied sure

Guy Accidentally Gets In Ex-Girlfriend's New Boyfriend's Car

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Dude accidentally crashes a movie shoot, and ends up having awkward laughter with Gerard Butler | r/tifu JOIN u/m3ch3ngin33r 3y TIFU by ruining movie shoot with Jennifer Aniston Fuck-Up Year Disclaimer: This should be several years ago IFU but reddit n00b and wanted share one most awkward series events ever caused.

Dude Accidentally Crashes Movie Shoot

Guy takes a satisfying petty revenge in a laundry room drama | r/pettyrevenge JOIN u/TheFiredrake42 4d Laundry revenge lived shitty apartment complex few years ago actually had two decent onsite laundry buildings. Each one had 15 washers and 15 dryers. Considering usually there alone or maybe with one other person, this definitely overkill but no one could ever complain about there not being enough machines us use.

Laundry Drama: Guy Takes Deeply Satisfying Petty Revenge

Woman takes a pregnancy test, fools herself, and misinforms her family | TIFU by accidentally April Fooling myself Today 20F) fucked up took pregnancy test checked results and compared them examples/instructions online and saw pregnant told my boyfriend and both agreed an abortion most responsible course action given many reasons panicking/ crying while calling different doctors offices see who would see and insurance would

Woman Fools Herself Into A Pregnancy Scare

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Woman has groceries delivered and proceeds to fail all over the place | TIFU by forgetting having groceries delivered and consequently traumatising delivery driver. So this FU happened about 45 mins ago and l'm currently laying bath recovering ordered food delivery local supermarket be delivered this morning work home so 's super convenient had had super shitty day yesterday so having slow morning got 10am and still my dressing gown (with no belt and nothing underneath hair unwashed and awful, a

Woman Has Groceries Delivered, Fails Occur Everywhere

Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!

Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him