tifu

Advertisement

Woman gives neighbor her number, and guy's girlfriend proceeds to freak out | r/tifu u/-Lawyer--Pink TIFU by giving new neighbor my number. M few days ago met girl who recently moved into my building on my way do laundry were both elevator heading machines and got talking about people leave laundry room an absolute disaster. She said something effect my husband and l can't stand disgusting gets Eventually, she left.

Woman Gives New Neighbor Phone Number, Breakup Ensues

Student's business project with Super Smash Bros spirals out of control and they get suspended | TIFU By starting an illegal money laundering and gambling ring at my highschool. This all started my second last year highschool FU happened towards end semester. Just an FYI, at time never knew gambling outside casinos illegal.

Student's Super Smash Bros Business Project Spirals Out Of Control

Advertisement

An entitled Karen pesters a woman for speaking Welsh | r/entitledparents u/FutureButterscotch9 "Where did learn speak English Um England L This story took place 5 months ago, so won't be exactly word word, but remembered enough event recite blah blah blah all have heard before So my stepmom is British. Welsh be exact those who don't know, Wales is little hump west England and North Cornwall s beautiful place known sheep, alcohol, and mistakes involving sheep and alcohol.

Entitled Karen Pesters Woman For Speaking Welsh

Man lives to regret cracking dad jokes while he's at the airport | r/tifu Join u/axiomatic 15h TIFU by making dad jokes security line at airport. M Happened few minutes ago and only resulted minor embarrassment reprimand be careful about my jokes, and slight delay getting through security. So at airport this morning with film crew about fly on special flight during covid visual effects supervisor (relevant further on) and am waiting line with crew as get our bags scanned security guy asks if

Man Lives To Regret Cracking Dad Jokes At Airport

Employee makes a "Karen" drive 50 miles for no reason | made Karen drive 50 miles get her refund Before start some background work at customer service as department lead and l'll say my hardware store practices rule says reserve right refuse and limit any returns any reasons" very often. With being said Karen slithered into my store with water heater around $800, She hissed at us want return asked if she had receipt, she ask why does she need one and said do refund, since over $50 would

Employee Makes Karen Drive 50 Miles For No Reason

Advertisement

Some evangelists end up getting overwhelmed by a super religious dad after knocking on his door | r/tifu u/Insanim8er 20h Join O 1 9 1 1 1 Tifu by allowing my dad answer my front door some evangelists. L This wasn't today about 11 years ago, but 's one those stories l'll probably tell at my dad's funeral. At time owned 4 plex remodeling moved into one units while doing work s located on one main street busy historic neighborhood walking distance lot, so there's lot foot traffic, cars, restaurant

Evangelists Get Out-Religioned By Dad

Guy messes up my accidentally eating too many oranges | r/tifu Join u/wadlwadlus 1d TIFU by eating too many oranges So this happened few months back, but 's funny story nonetheless needs be on internet living my grandparents basement at time 5 story house. Walking up stairs get kitchen hassle, so only did time eat. Now l'm not an out shape person, but not enthusiastic about going up flights stairs just look at pantry scarcely filled with old people food.

Dude Messes Up By Eating Too Many Oranges

Man yawns too hard and ends up in the ER | r/tifu u/VanManRTManVan 21h Join 1 1 1 1 TIFU by yawning too hard and ending up ER L So this incident actually this past Friday settled after long week watch movie with my parents couple minutes let loose big yawn because little worn out after long week at my internship. Suddenly felt my jaw kind click" into place, which happens sometimes but can almost always just close back normally should point out one time about two years ago did same thing and had

Man Yawns Too Hard, Ends Up In The ER

Advertisement

Dude opens a 2 year old thermos and a gross cursed food creation ensues | r/tifu Join u/TimeLordFishBrain 9h 1 S 1 1 TIFU by opening 2 year old thermos M So couple years ago my little Sister got new backpack, and instead cleaning out old one and throwing away, she shoved coat closet. Today had lovely priviledge finding and cleaning out

Dude Opens 2 Year Old Thermos, Cursed Abomination Ensues

Man thinks he has lisp for years, and learns he's been mispronouncing the letter "s." | r/tifu Join u/sxmilliondollarman 17h TIFU by thinking had lisp my whole life 38 M Ssssso, where do ssstart? First obligatory this happened since forever ago present, but have now had crazy realization. My entire life l've been self conscious about speaking because my "lisp".

Man Mistakes Mispronunciation For Lisp For Years

A plumber's hilarious fail results in claw monster scenario | catchymemes Malgayne 19h my grandfather young he owned roadside motel, and my mother used do work around motel family building old and they had bad pipes, so visits plumber were fairly regular occurrence over there. At one point they had clogged toilet after guest checked out, so they called plumber come and clean out plumber came with his bag gear and set work, but clog stubborn. After few tries, he decided he needed get snake.

Plumber's Hilarious Fail Spawns Claw Monster

Advertisement

A soldier accidentally microwaves Chef Boyardee on an active military base | r/tifu Join u/RoemerRanch 1y 1 TIFU by microwaving chef boyardee on an active military base As with most things this happened last week currently deployed middle east got off work little later than expected and missed galley hours so stopped at mini mart on base grab some food. They have decent selection mostly just typical gas station food. So some guys grab cold

Soldier's Microwave Mishap Creates Chaos

Aunt Karen learns about Karen memes, and proceeds to go full Karen | r/tifu Join u/Bigringcycling 105d 3 '1 E 1 3 3 TIFU: Telling my Dad about Karen meme M My family loves over share. This lack filter sometimes has tendency get people into trouble because not all information is provided, even s meant harmlessly.

Aunt Karen Learns About Karen Meme, Goes Full Karen

A DNA test ends up revealing a surprising family secret | r/tifu Join u/wyczstarz 2y TIFU by getting DNA test and revealing family secret M always been interested doing one those at- home kits tell ethnicity estimates. My mother has many years, claimed her own great-grandmother completely Native American, and recently learned this is apparently something common Southerners claim, but is rarely true finally went ahead and bought one kits because there is nothing enjoy more life than proving my mo

DNA Test Reveals Crazy Family Secret

Advertisement

Guy accidentally leaves his girlfriend stranded at a gas station | r/tifu JOIN u/dyslexiyeah 258d TIFU by falling asleep back my boyfriend's car Last summer on road trip New Mexico Mexico have Honda Element converted living so crawl back nap while he's driving. He stops at gas station desert Arizona and while he's pumping get out use bathroom. Come back out, don't see him, and walk around parking lot have look jokingly think myself maybe he drove off not knowing got out use restroom, but brush o

Man Accidentally Leaves Girlfriend Stranded At Gas Station

Man accidentally sends a private message to the whole company | r/tifu JOIN u/degrudv 3d 1 1 1 TIFU by sending private" message my whole company. Like many men, this quarantine gave 35yo Male good opportunity grow out beard. So on Sales Department WebEx Call (probably 300 people) and since no one has seen about month

Man Accidentally Sends Private Message To Whole Company