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Guy takes a satisfying petty revenge in a laundry room drama | r/pettyrevenge JOIN u/TheFiredrake42 4d Laundry revenge lived shitty apartment complex few years ago actually had two decent onsite laundry buildings. Each one had 15 washers and 15 dryers. Considering usually there alone or maybe with one other person, this definitely overkill but no one could ever complain about there not being enough machines us use.

Laundry Drama: Guy Takes Deeply Satisfying Petty Revenge

Nothing like some laundry drama.
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Woman takes a pregnancy test, fools herself, and misinforms her family | TIFU by accidentally April Fooling myself Today 20F) fucked up took pregnancy test checked results and compared them examples/instructions online and saw pregnant told my boyfriend and both agreed an abortion most responsible course action given many reasons panicking/ crying while calling different doctors offices see who would see and insurance would

Woman Fools Herself Into A Pregnancy Scare

That went from 0 to 100 for no reason.
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Woman has groceries delivered and proceeds to fail all over the place | TIFU by forgetting having groceries delivered and consequently traumatising delivery driver. So this FU happened about 45 mins ago and l'm currently laying bath recovering ordered food delivery local supermarket be delivered this morning work home so 's super convenient had had super shitty day yesterday so having slow morning got 10am and still my dressing gown (with no belt and nothing underneath hair unwashed and awful, a

Woman Has Groceries Delivered, Fails Occur Everywhere

Some days run smoother than others.
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Lazy guy thinks that he's an ant overlord, and ends up learning they live in his keyboard | TIFU by thinking an ant overlord. So very lazy comes cleaning my room and about 2 weeks ago notice bunch ants have started make home somewhere walls. They were very small ants, and apart being bitten once while (not painful didn't mind them at all fact every time dropped crumbs and other food stuff couldn't be bothered clean up noticed given bit time, my ants would clean up SWEET!

Lazy Dude Thinks He's Ant Overlord, Ants Humble Him

Those ants showed him.
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Parent accidentally raises a master manipulator toddler | TIFU by raising master manipulator Hi all thought screwing up my entire family's sleep schedule with wormbaby would be my worst screw up this year, but forgot every day parenting is chance screw yourself over somehow. This one has been building up since Monday. My toddler turned 2 this past weekend and same day found out our school shut down due must-not-be-named now teach home while 2 year old yells at her now-crawling sister stop playin

Parent Accidentally Raises Master Manipulator Toddler

So wholesome and hilarious.
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A patient's dark sense of humor sends the medical professional into a panic | Tifu MRI scan by having dark sense humour poor med tech. So have neurological disability among other health issues use wheelchair, My legs are pretty useless most time had an MRI scan appointment my head; neck and spine. All is going plan nurses tell they will play some music as 's pretty long scan 20ish minutes Despite having had many scans they still scare mainly due cage goes over face which makes feel like

Patient's Dark Sense Of Humor Sends Medical Professional Into Panic

Laughter can arise at the most unexpected of times.
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Guy buys too much toilet paper for years, and ends up running out now | TIFU: After accidentally buying way too much toilet paper years finally ran out. THIS WEEK. This is FU is three years making, culminating today few years back started buying toilet paper on Amazon subscription. But my kid had just moved out so apparently overestimated much buy so didn't all fit linen cupboard. My darling spouse started storing extra garage. But didn't know this as never go there.

Guy Buys Too Much Toilet Paper For Years, Runs Out Now

Worst timing ever.
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Kid tells dad about the Karen meme, and Aunt Karen proceeds to get offended after dad tells her about it | r/tifu posted by Bigringcycling TIFU: Telling my Dad about Karen meme My family loves over share. This lack filter sometimes has tendency get people into trouble because not all information is provided

Kid Tells Dad About Karen Meme, Aunt Karen Gets Upset

Dad shouldn't have said anything.
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Guy eats a six egg omelette that was intended for the family, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by eating six egg omelet Years ago, on bright and sunny spring morning, my wife feeding our first child his highchair. My -laws, who were staying with us few weeks abroad, were preparing breakfast everyone. At time wasn't terribly unusual my mother--law prepare meals us, as she enjoyed helping us out with cooking and giving us more time tend our little one atypical my father--law had evidently decided

Guy Eats Six Egg Omelette Intended For Family, Embarrassment Ensues

The secondhand embarrassment is strong with this fail.
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Guy looks at his fiance's location history and discovers that she's been cheating on him | TIFU by looking at my fiances location history and found out she has been cheating on Obligatory "this happened two days ago had been together with my girlfriend almost 4 years proposed her about month ago, she said yes, and were incredibly happy! Or so thought.

Dude Looks At Fiance's Location History, Discovers They're Cheating

The truth hurts, sometimes.
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Karen claims that a car hit her in the Costco parking lot, and the dash cam proves otherwise | Karen called police claim physically hit her with my car Costco parking lot have dash cam. Title basically says all have an inconspicuous dash cam on my car, because live daily hazard driving city. Yesterday woman walked out front my car side, completely disregarding moving vehicle and fact idk, maybe l didn't fucking see her?

Karen Says Car Hit Her In Parking Lot, Dash Cam Says Otherwise

Oh Karen. Don't even bother.
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Dude accidentally puts Diet Coke and Mentos in mouth at same time, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by accidentally putting mentos and diet coke my mouth at same time foreign country Being half japanese take trip Japan every two years with my dad visit relatives, sightseeing etc. Unfortunately never actually taught Japanese so having my dad there with is super useful need assistance. On our trips my dad usually takes day go hangout with his old friends live US and usually leaves at our hotel or

Dude Accidentally Puts Mentos And Diet Coke In Mouth At Same Time

Rookie mistake.
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Bartender decides to teach a needy Karen a lesson with a terrible cocktail | worked as bartender college years ago. One evening bar tending wedding rehearsal dinner handsome young man approached and asked Tequila Sunrise with double shot Patron most expensive tequila stocked made him and he proceeded sit at bar and chat with rather than go back his table.

Follower Submitted TIFU: Bartender Teaches Needy Karen A Lesson

Tough luck, Karen.
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Employee accidentally offers expired candy to coworkers, and everyone gets sick | TIFU by offering expired candy my coworkers This story is as horrifying as title sounds. Some background recently got new position with manager title at used car shop didn't know anyone at my job so an attempt make friends began setting out candy at my desk people could come and grab causing some small conversations occur. Well this has been going great until recently.

Dude Offers Expired Candy To Coworkers

Those smarties were not the move.
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Dude leaves water bottle on the floor overnight, and ends up accidentally eating a spider | reddit r/tifu imlesmartest TIFU: By leaving my water bottle on floor over night left my water bottle on floor last night and after eating breakfast this morning came back and took drink out without looking.

TIFU: Water Bottle Mishap Results In Accidental Spider Casualty

That's one way to get some protein.
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Guy drives car in third gear for years without realizing it | TIFU by driving my car 3rd gear four years realized my fuck up today, but 's been going on since day bought my car four years ago. Every time go drive my (automatic) car always slide gear shifter all way down and left and go driving. All is well drive on highway most time and tbh past two summers l've been making 50km commute one way pretty much daily.

Dude Drives Car In Third Gear For Years Without Knowing It

You might share a road with these people.
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