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Parent accidentally raises a master manipulator toddler | TIFU by raising master manipulator Hi all thought screwing up my entire family's sleep schedule with wormbaby would be my worst screw up this year, but forgot every day parenting is chance screw yourself over somehow. This one has been building up since Monday. My toddler turned 2 this past weekend and same day found out our school shut down due must-not-be-named now teach home while 2 year old yells at her now-crawling sister stop playin

Parent Accidentally Raises Master Manipulator Toddler

A patient's dark sense of humor sends the medical professional into a panic | Tifu MRI scan by having dark sense humour poor med tech. So have neurological disability among other health issues use wheelchair, My legs are pretty useless most time had an MRI scan appointment my head; neck and spine. All is going plan nurses tell they will play some music as 's pretty long scan 20ish minutes Despite having had many scans they still scare mainly due cage goes over face which makes feel like

Patient's Dark Sense Of Humor Sends Medical Professional Into Panic

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Guy buys too much toilet paper for years, and ends up running out now | TIFU: After accidentally buying way too much toilet paper years finally ran out. THIS WEEK. This is FU is three years making, culminating today few years back started buying toilet paper on Amazon subscription. But my kid had just moved out so apparently overestimated much buy so didn't all fit linen cupboard. My darling spouse started storing extra garage. But didn't know this as never go there.

Guy Buys Too Much Toilet Paper For Years, Runs Out Now

Kid tells dad about the Karen meme, and Aunt Karen proceeds to get offended after dad tells her about it | r/tifu posted by Bigringcycling TIFU: Telling my Dad about Karen meme My family loves over share. This lack filter sometimes has tendency get people into trouble because not all information is provided

Kid Tells Dad About Karen Meme, Aunt Karen Gets Upset

Guy eats a six egg omelette that was intended for the family, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by eating six egg omelet Years ago, on bright and sunny spring morning, my wife feeding our first child his highchair. My -laws, who were staying with us few weeks abroad, were preparing breakfast everyone. At time wasn't terribly unusual my mother--law prepare meals us, as she enjoyed helping us out with cooking and giving us more time tend our little one atypical my father--law had evidently decided

Guy Eats Six Egg Omelette Intended For Family, Embarrassment Ensues

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Guy looks at his fiance's location history and discovers that she's been cheating on him | TIFU by looking at my fiances location history and found out she has been cheating on Obligatory "this happened two days ago had been together with my girlfriend almost 4 years proposed her about month ago, she said yes, and were incredibly happy! Or so thought.

Dude Looks At Fiance's Location History, Discovers They're Cheating

Karen claims that a car hit her in the Costco parking lot, and the dash cam proves otherwise | Karen called police claim physically hit her with my car Costco parking lot have dash cam. Title basically says all have an inconspicuous dash cam on my car, because live daily hazard driving city. Yesterday woman walked out front my car side, completely disregarding moving vehicle and fact idk, maybe l didn't fucking see her?

Karen Says Car Hit Her In Parking Lot, Dash Cam Says Otherwise

Dude accidentally puts Diet Coke and Mentos in mouth at same time, and embarrassment ensues | TIFU by accidentally putting mentos and diet coke my mouth at same time foreign country Being half japanese take trip Japan every two years with my dad visit relatives, sightseeing etc. Unfortunately never actually taught Japanese so having my dad there with is super useful need assistance. On our trips my dad usually takes day go hangout with his old friends live US and usually leaves at our hotel or

Dude Accidentally Puts Mentos And Diet Coke In Mouth At Same Time

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Bartender decides to teach a needy Karen a lesson with a terrible cocktail | worked as bartender college years ago. One evening bar tending wedding rehearsal dinner handsome young man approached and asked Tequila Sunrise with double shot Patron most expensive tequila stocked made him and he proceeded sit at bar and chat with rather than go back his table.

Follower Submitted TIFU: Bartender Teaches Needy Karen A Lesson

Employee accidentally offers expired candy to coworkers, and everyone gets sick | TIFU by offering expired candy my coworkers This story is as horrifying as title sounds. Some background recently got new position with manager title at used car shop didn't know anyone at my job so an attempt make friends began setting out candy at my desk people could come and grab causing some small conversations occur. Well this has been going great until recently.

Dude Offers Expired Candy To Coworkers

Dude leaves water bottle on the floor overnight, and ends up accidentally eating a spider | reddit r/tifu imlesmartest TIFU: By leaving my water bottle on floor over night left my water bottle on floor last night and after eating breakfast this morning came back and took drink out without looking.

TIFU: Water Bottle Mishap Results In Accidental Spider Casualty

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Guy drives car in third gear for years without realizing it | TIFU by driving my car 3rd gear four years realized my fuck up today, but 's been going on since day bought my car four years ago. Every time go drive my (automatic) car always slide gear shifter all way down and left and go driving. All is well drive on highway most time and tbh past two summers l've been making 50km commute one way pretty much daily.

Dude Drives Car In Third Gear For Years Without Knowing It

Fiancé's world gets turned upside down by a 23andMe kit during Christmas time | TIFU by asking my fiance 23 and kit Christmas and accidentally blowing up his life. So have always been into my family's genealogy keep pretty detailed record our family tree and enjoy tracing back as far as can have always wanted try one those DNA testing kits

Fiancé's World Turned Upside Down By 23andMe Kit

Guy crop dusts a cave, and ends up arousing the suspicions of a Karen in his tour group | taking cave tour and one those really tight places with horrible name like 'Fat man's death' and all hell is brewing my gut. Audible growling like hellhounds begging be freed, loud enough people next get shifty eyed wtf look.

Girl Crop Dusts Cave, Activates Karen, Tour Guide Suffers

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A one-night stand ends in a guy entering anaphylactic shock after drinking almond milk | reddit post TIFU by making my one-night stand breakfast got out bad relationship few months ago and only recently felt good enough get out house again. This my first-ever boyfriend and he turned out be piece crap, so obviously bit hesitant. But some old friends high school were visiting my town and asked if wanted go on bar crawl with them and figured fuck s not like anything will happen other than getting

One-Night Stand Ends In Guy Entering Anaphylactic Shock

Pizza delivery employee keeps failing the same customer | r/tifu JOIN 5d u/Kyle TIFU by continuously making customer angry delivering them pizza used deliver pizza actually most fun job have ever had am usually really good with people but

Pizza Delivery Employee Keeps Failing Same Customer