This story has everything: love, intrigue, mystery, mayhem, murder, lust, kelp...
This will ignite your struggling faith in humanity. Goes to show we should never underestimate the kindness of strangers!
How do you accidentally text the wrong country?!
We really weren't expecting that. A plus.
The frustration of clueless creepy dude in this scenario is PALPABLE.
Whole bunch of ninjas cutting onions in here right now, man.
This all raises SO many questions...
