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Entitled Customer Threatens Tattoo Parlor With Nasty Review, Tattoo Parlor Beats Them To It

Unfortunately, this world's not going to run out of wildly entitled customers anytime soon. To work in a customer service job is to basically put yourself on the frontlines of having to deal with delusional, cheap, psychotically inconsiderate individuals that expect their demands to be met no matter how obvious it is that they deserve complete rejection. Check out some more entitled people and total Karens who graced the world with their audacious behavior over here.

A choosy beggar sends a series of enraged, completely clueless messages to a tattoo artist.
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Dense Choosy Beggar Won't Grasp Meaning Of Rejection

Trying to sell your things or pick up work online is easier said than done. There are unfortunate seas of entitled choosy beggars out there that are all blinded by such dauntingly thick clouds of delusional ignorance that reaching reasonable negotiations is near impossible. This particular choosy beggar clearly wasn't grasping what the guy on the other end of the conversation was trying to get across to him; and that's that the amount of money being offered for the work being provided was in no way going to work out. Check out some more entitled people and their uproarious demands over here.

A dense choosing beggar won't grasp the meaning of rejection.
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Choosy Beggar Expects Family To Move Out Of House For The Week

Man oh man, these choosing beggars with their ungodly levels of bullish entitlement just keep coming right out of the woodwork. This particularly nasty choosy beggar expected a very generous family to up and move out of their house for the week. Like, how do you get it into your head that that's a reasonable scenario? Straight up delusional. Check out some more entitled people and their imaginative demands over here

A choosing beggar expects a family to move out of their house for the week.
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Scammer Pretends To Be Man's Neighbor, Man Wastes Scammer's Time

We're all busy enough with life as it is, without having to deal with scammers trying to waste our time and take our hard earned money. So, sometimes when folks cross paths with a scammer, they decide to turn the tables, and waste some of the scammers' time as well. This guy certainly handled the situation beautifully. For another great scammer story check out the time that a guy prescribed a scammer a dose of his own medicine

Scammer pretends to be dude's neighbor, so dude wastes scammer's time. t
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Girl Lets Perfect Stranger Into Home To Use Restroom, Gets Called Out

Well, that could've ended up devolving into a completely shady situation very, very quickly. The key takeaway for anyone in this hilarious little exchange is to absolutely not let a perfect stranger (no matter how perfect their physical makeup might be) come in and use your restroom. 

Girl ends up letting complete stranger use the restroom in her house.
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Informative Tumblr Post On Proper Texting Etiquette With Blind People

So well, apparently, emojis can be a blind person's waking nightmare due to the "read text" function. Apparently, the phone describes each emoji in detail. This can make for quite the time-consuming process. Hopefully folks read this, and spare future conversations from the pains of emojis being vividly described. Check out some more terrific Tumblr gems to keep things tumblin, over here

An interesting Tumblr post that provides helpful information on how to
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Entitled "Influencer" Expects Haircut For Cheap

This entitled "influencer" expected a big discount on a haircut because they were rocking ten thousand followers. Um, first off, these influencers need to give it a rest. Second, ten thousand followers is nowhere close to actually being able to call yourself an influencer. 

An entitled influencer expects a haircut for cheap | saw post on twitter hair and 's really pretty much Hi is do something similar 20:06 Hey costs £120 includes cost my trip place. 20:08 's pretty much. Can pay £50 though? 20:10 No 50 is too low can do 100 though just bc one her friends referred and she says 20:12 W
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Girl Texts Wrong Number About Cheating Boyfriend

Wrong number texts are a handful. Sometimes, you receive a wrong number text and when you try to clarify for the sender of said text that they're not talking to who they think they are, they just get angrier. It sounds like this girl needs to have a serious chat with her wandering boyfriend. Kudos to the guy for kind of playing along with the whole messy situation. 

A wrong number text evolves into conversation about infidelity.
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Scammer "CEO" Gets Unknowingly Trolled

This "CEO" was found out pretty much from the get-go. Who signs their texts with "CEO" at the end of it, anyways? That was a bright enough red flag to bring the whole scamming attempt crashing down. From there, the trolling was smooth and well executed. Love the moment at the end when the scammer realizes they've been played for the fool all along. 

Scammer "CEO" unknowingly gets trolled and ends up wasting their time | Hi Paul conference right now, can't talk but let know if get my text CEO Hey Bruce got Let know free and l'l| make myself available
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Relentless Choosing Beggar Haggles Over Blanket

The world's never been in short demand of wildly irrational choosing beggars and their infuriatingly endless series of demands. Sometimes, the choosing beggars are so dang deluded that it actually ends up being pretty entertaining. Like in the conversation we have here with this fine fella. The choosing beggar is relentless in their pursuit toward haggling, but ultimately they're served up the reality check that they needed all along. Get some more choosing beggar drama with this absurd lying stranger who wouldn't pay for a rug, and thought they won

Choosing beggar stages a meltdown over not being able to haggle down price of blanket.
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Entitled "Influencer" Thinks Exposure's Payment

There's nothing quite like an obnoxious, impossibly entitled choosing beggar who thinks that their following on a social media platform is equivalent to offering a hard working artist the payment that their justly due. If this choosing beggar post got you going, check out some more entitled people with their childish demands over here

An entitled influencer thinks that exposure is equivalent to payment. | Hey manager messaging earlier telling were looking hand drawn portrait? yeah can start cos need this ASAP
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Tumblr Users Explain Older Generations' Confusing Texts

This enlightening Tumblr thread shines light on the glaring differences that can arise in a texting conversation between a millennial and a boomer or GenXer. Basically, it boils down to the millennials (or younger generations in general) trying to text like they think they'd sound in real life, while the boomers are apt to text more formally and technically correct regardless of how it'd sound when read out loud. 

These different approaches definitely contribute toward some avoidable misinterpretations between folks. What you might've viewed as a passive aggressive text from a parent was actually just them trying to space out their words more. Weird. 

A funny Tumblr thread on different texting tones based on generation people are born in. | averagefairy old people really need leam text accurately mood they're trying represent like my boss texted wondering my semester is over so she can start scheduling more hours and like my finals are done 15th! And she texts back "Yay fuck am supposed interpret besides passive aggressive runawaymarbles Someone needs do linguistic study on people over 50 and they use ellipsis s FASCINATING never know mood
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Mates Use Technology To Make An Earth Sandwich

Earth sandwiches are where it's at. See, wonderful things occur when people work together. Maybe existence would be a more lighthearted and peaceful place if there were more earth sandwiches going around. 

Good friends use technology to make an earth sandwich by placing slices of bread on the ground on different ends of the world | harrisoncorboy OO wanna make earth sandwich live Australia or New Zealand? Australia Do have piece bread?
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Boss Thinks They're Above The Law, Man Shows Them Otherwise

Unfortunately, many of us have found ourselves firmly in the middle of a job that seems to drain our very souls at an alarmingly efficient rate. Sometimes, it gets down to having to take ridiculous orders from a bullish, and entirely incompetent manager. Maybe one like in the story we find here. What an emotional rollercoaster this one ends up being. 

Employer thinks they're above the law and an employee shows them otherwise. | Arthur need come on Sunday Try Jesus.please don't try don't understand are lead engineer Try Jesus..please don't try Cus are talking about, are coming or not Try Jesus..please don't try Cus
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Karen Has Complete Freakout Over Air Pods Gift

Some people in this crazy world really mystify us. Karen is clearly not okay, you guys. She will not accept anything less than the Air Pods Pro for her kid. But also, it's glaringly, painfully clear that said gift for her kid is really just going to be for Karen while she does yoga. The nerve on this one. Sobering, really. 

Karen has a complete meltdown over an Air Pods gift. | have HUGE PROBLEM! Umm hello? Emergency over here need attention extremely upset. lis Hey sorry on call, couldn't get phone is everything okay?
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Daughter Relentlessly Trolls Mom To Oblivion

This one's an oldie but a goldie. Whether or not this is an actual series of conversations between a mischievous daughter and her exasperated mother, doesn't matter. The texts are hilarious, and maybe even believable. Using autocorrect to troll a technologically challenged parent would be quite the crafty, and entertaining move. 

Hilarious text exchange between mom and her daughter involves memes and frustration | 3:21 PM 86% Mom 01/24/2016 Sun Mom stop and grab coffee on way over 7:50 AM No 7:51 AM Why 7:51 AM Because an ungrateful brat 7:52 AM grateful and dad got busy 36 years ago. Bow chicka bow bow 7:53 AM know are killing Elizabeth really killing No coffee. Enter message
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