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Mates Use Technology To Make An Earth Sandwich

Earth sandwiches are where it's at. See, wonderful things occur when people work together. Maybe existence would be a more lighthearted and peaceful place if there were more earth sandwiches going around. 

Good friends use technology to make an earth sandwich by placing slices of bread on the ground on different ends of the world | harrisoncorboy OO wanna make earth sandwich live Australia or New Zealand? Australia Do have piece bread?
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Boss Thinks They're Above The Law, Man Shows Them Otherwise

Unfortunately, many of us have found ourselves firmly in the middle of a job that seems to drain our very souls at an alarmingly efficient rate. Sometimes, it gets down to having to take ridiculous orders from a bullish, and entirely incompetent manager. Maybe one like in the story we find here. What an emotional rollercoaster this one ends up being. 

Employer thinks they're above the law and an employee shows them otherwise. | Arthur need come on Sunday Try Jesus.please don't try don't understand are lead engineer Try Jesus..please don't try Cus are talking about, are coming or not Try Jesus..please don't try Cus
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Karen Has Complete Freakout Over Air Pods Gift

Some people in this crazy world really mystify us. Karen is clearly not okay, you guys. She will not accept anything less than the Air Pods Pro for her kid. But also, it's glaringly, painfully clear that said gift for her kid is really just going to be for Karen while she does yoga. The nerve on this one. Sobering, really. 

Karen has a complete meltdown over an Air Pods gift. | have HUGE PROBLEM! Umm hello? Emergency over here need attention extremely upset. lis Hey sorry on call, couldn't get phone is everything okay?
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Daughter Relentlessly Trolls Mom To Oblivion

This one's an oldie but a goldie. Whether or not this is an actual series of conversations between a mischievous daughter and her exasperated mother, doesn't matter. The texts are hilarious, and maybe even believable. Using autocorrect to troll a technologically challenged parent would be quite the crafty, and entertaining move. 

Hilarious text exchange between mom and her daughter involves memes and frustration | 3:21 PM 86% Mom 01/24/2016 Sun Mom stop and grab coffee on way over 7:50 AM No 7:51 AM Why 7:51 AM Because an ungrateful brat 7:52 AM grateful and dad got busy 36 years ago. Bow chicka bow bow 7:53 AM know are killing Elizabeth really killing No coffee. Enter message
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Bridezilla Worried Bridesmaid's Chemotherapy Will Ruin Wedding

This bridezilla just soared to the top of delusional and terribly toxic individuals that we've seen involved in weddings. Yikes. Apparently the bride was worried about the bridesmaid in this scenario, ruining her wedding day because of her chemotherapy, and hair loss. You've got to be kidding me. 

Nightmare bride wants to remove a bridesmaid from her wedding for having cancer | Hey girls have something need run by y'all. So Mader didn't have cancer whenl invited her be my bridesmaid but now having second thoughts about her being wedding. Like, she mentioned other day her hair has started fall out bit and noticed looking thinner than normal just can't
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Breakup Texts That Ended Things In A Blaze Of Glory

Some people are more graceful with the breakup process than others. These relationships just didn't work out. And the texts are filled to the brim with pain and heartbreak. 

A collection of breakup texts between partners | hand written note Alexander Im sorry but dont want boyfriend anymore wanna break-up and no dont want be with any friends. Jenny
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Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand How Time Works

This choosing beggar either has no idea how time works, or they were just trying to troll the crap out of a reasonable seller. Doesn't seem like this particular negotiation is going to work out. 

A choosing beggar trolls guy over the time they were supposed to meet up | 60 55 min ago 80 54 min ago 75 if could bring it to me
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"Good Friend" Expects Free Custom Sneakers

Nothing quite brings the blood to a boil like a choosing beggar who tries to play the "friendship card." This particularly entitled individual wants a free pair of custom sneakers, and expects such a want to be fulfilled because they're clearly such a "good friend." Seems like everyone involved here would be best served to never communicate again. Check out another choosing beggar who expected free art, and then the artist clapped back

A delusional "good friend" expects a pair of free custom sneakers. | iMessage Today 13:17 Hey girl miss wanted ask if could paint some air forces with butterflies on them really like work and wanted know if could do them Lmk hey, been while!
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Co-Worker Expects Free Dinner Two Weeks After Operation

On the one hand some of this is completely understandable if you go through a serious operation, but that doesn't excuse the nasty, entitled tone at all. It's the wildest thing that people expect other people to go out of their way to be nice to them, when they can't even be bothered to act vaguely decent in the first place. 

A co-worker expects a free dinner after an operation from two weeks ago | Are getting dinner today? M isn't so 's just and Not today brought mine cos skint til Friday haha Fuck sake am supposed do then don't know, perhaps go get dinner by yourself?
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Confused Choosing Beggar Doesn't Understand Hourly Pay

Oh man, you might in fact be sharing a planet with perfectly "functional" adults that are so entitled and clueless at the same time, that they don't understand how hourly pay works. We can only hope that this choosing beggar was playing dumb. Otherwise, they're in for a long road of rude awakenings, and necessary reality checks. At least the reality checks will be free of charge! 

Check out another choosing beggar case with this entitled musician who expected a talented drummer to play a commercial gig for free.

A confused choosing beggar doesn't understand how hourly pay works | 7:08 PM Qi 60% Home (1) Hi heard did advertising designs, would be able design poster advertising nightclub? Sure can do usually charge €25 an hour and would probably take 2-3 hours make, is ok can now call each other and see information such as Active Status and read messages.
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Entitled Customer Demands Free Stuff, Gets Extra

The world is brimming with unbelievably entitled individuals, and all we can do is try to make the best of them. This particular choosing beggar defies the odds. 

Choosing beggar demands extra, and it backfires terribly | Sorry not best pics but if have an idea might want can give price quote! My dog died and l'd like paw print sorry hear Do have design mind? No hoping could make something. Sure, are thinking putting this on car have white vinyl usually charge make design but can do part free just have pay vinyl and shipping cost. Yes. On back our Range Rover is white so white would be good.
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Man Trolls Gift Card Scammer For Hours

You did a beautiful thing, my dude. Keep up the good work. Nothing melts our hearts like seeing a scammer get their comeuppance. 

A funny conversation about trolling a gift card scammer. | 4:44 PM Hello are doing? Hey Aunt Christine l'm doing well thank is everyone doing there can now call each other and see information like Active Status and read messages. Doing wonderfully great. Hope everything is going on fine with Yep can't complain stationed San Diego. My wife and kids are back Va
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Choosing Beggar Takes Lowballing To New Extreme

Some people are blinded by their own entitlement to such an extent that it's generally impossible to reason with them. This conversation was clearly destined to go nowhere from the start. The choosing beggar came out waving all the red flags. Also, the whole delivery demand situation was truly mind boggling. 

A choosing beggar takes lowballing to a whole new extreme | Hey is sofa set still available? Hi, yes 's available is condition firm are seats?
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Family Thinks They've Lost Their Cat, Cat Shows Them Otherwise

What a rollercoaster of emotions. This is really the best case scenario for anyone who has ever lost a pet. You think that everything is doomed, and then that cat ends up crashing the whole show, with no idea why everyone is so stressed out. 

Family thinks they've lost their cat, and then it ends up showing up | Sister, Dad Yesterday 3:24 PM Dad got some bad news. Kitty has been missing since last night mom drove neighborhood just now, she found her street near house mom is pretty emotional so please reach out can and offer support. Oh no. So sorry hear this Sister Man. Just got off phone with her-she's definitely very broken up about Give her our love person get home, dad. And be sure get woman her groceries. Love guys!
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Extra Spicy Geniuses With Golden Banter

Man, oh man they delivered with the grade A banter. There's just no coming back from those responses. 

A collection of the funny fail texts that we need. | Person - @Onision 11m Take an IQ test. If is low, don't Onision tweet. Ever. Q 14 278 52 @Onision 13m will literally block being dumb discriminate heavily against people with low IQs. Onision 15 277 O 78
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Wrong Number Texts That Inspired Hilarious Results

Every wrong number text is an opportunity waiting to be seized. These wrong number texts absolutely inspired hilarious results. Beautiful work by whoever it was that came back with that photoshopped Nicholas Cage pic. 

A collection of times that people definitely texted the wrong number | Heyy girl Paige gave ya number send pic This one? OMG WRONG NUMBER BUT AHAHH JUST MADE MY DAY Glad be service Nicolas Cage baby
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