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This choosing beggar is the living definition of entitled and unreasonable. There is just no hope of negotiating with people like this.

These guys thought they were reaching out to a number that apparently fulfills particularly dirty requests, but ended up learning that they were talking to a very surprised cars salesman. 

These choosing beggars just keep coming out of the woodwork. In this case, the "good friend" expects a pair of free custom sneakers. There really isn't any negotiating with that obnoxious level of entitlement. Sounds like all parties concerned would be best served going on their separate ways. 

This bridezilla just soared to the top of delusional and terribly toxic individuals that we've seen involved in weddings. Yikes. Apparently the bride was worried about the bridesmaid in this scenario, ruining her wedding day because of her chemotherapy, and hair loss. You've got to be kidding me. 

Some people are more graceful with the breakup process than others. These relationships just didn't work out. And the texts are filled to the brim with pain and heartbreak. 

This choosing beggar either has no idea how time works, or they were just trying to troll the crap out of a reasonable seller. Doesn't seem like this particular negotiation is going to work out. 

Who even cares if this one's fake. The imaginative conversation revolving around what one would do if their boss texted them telling them to come in, is entertaining enough. Sometimes the best course of action is to just play dumb, and act like it's the wrong number. 

Still a better love story than Twilight. This Disney+ employee decided to shoot his shot, and ended up adding a customer on Snapchat to see where things can go. What a nice and wholesome example of dating for millennials, if we've ever seen one. 

Well isn't this the most pure act of loving, emotional distress that you've ever seen? Apparently dad couldn't keep track of his daughter's hamster, and proceeded to have a bit of a breakdown over the matter. Fortunately, as things unfold he's able to get the hamster to return home. Thank goodness. Crisis averted for dad this time around! 

This choosing beggar tried to guilt trip an iPhone seller with a little bit about being a "broke college student." Their biggest mistake was originally accepting the first price of $350, and then trying to walk it back. 

Behold, a quick expo on how to troll someone to oblivion on Craigslist. Thankfully nothing was actually harmed in the crafting of this ridiculous act of trolling. 

Prepare for your bones to literally gyrate in response to the overwhelming levels of cringe. This guy came on way too strong, when a simple and chill introduction could've worked way better. You live and you learn. 

Apparently a whole lot of people received random delayed text messages last night that were originally sent on Valentine's Day. This made for some very awkward interactions between people that had broken up with exes. Outside that it inspired a definite wave of mass confusion. 

How impossibly awesome can someone be? This guy managed to temporarily restore our faith in humanity yet again. 

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of choosing beggars that refuse to approach the negotiation table with anything close to a reasonable attitude. They just want all the free handouts, and nothing less. 

This creepy employee decided it was the perfect time to hit on his very uncomfortable co-worker, after opening up his marriage. Sounds like he had all kinds of dirty intentions from start. This guy ruined his own life.