texting

Intentionally accidental. 

Some people really do require supervision at all times. 

This dude wouldn't take no for an answer, and as a result we get nothing short of some cringeworthy gold. 

At least his honesty is pure. 

Nothing melts our icy hearts like the Internet banding together to make a well-earned mockery of a married buffoon stumbling outside the boundaries of his marriage to thirstily message another woman on Facebook, about her "plans for the evening." In this case, Daniella Gay received a message from a Mr. James Barrett on a Friday night; for context, she's never met the dude. So we have that nice added layer of cringe-riddled creepiness to tie everything together. For real, James, control yourself. Anyways, Gay's response and the ensuing conversation inspired a wave of wonderful memes in honor of Mr. Barrett's hilariously brutal rejection. 

Daniella even went ahead, taking the initiative to start a Facebook group dedicated to Artisan Vegetables (or James Barret's ultimate demise). Check it out over here. We are all about it. 

Printing out facebook posts! Oversharing! Making catastrophic social faux pas! These are are just some of the joys of watching old people slowly get used to technology

What in the actual f**k just happened. That went from 0 to 100 REAL QUICK. 

Yeah, big words are hard to spell. No one's faulting you for getting one letter wrong. But these ones... these ones are different. God damn.

These delusional creeps are their own worst enemies. They have something of a raw, true talent for being able to self-destruct conversations beyond repair. 

Don't underestimate the power of discounted towels in the face of pure girlfriend rage mode. 

If only dogs could text....we'd stand to get so much more enjoyment out of our days. 

Taking it back to the oldies and goldies of text breakups with these. 

The world is changing faster than they can deal, but they're trying to keep up. Also my feed isn't loading, I think I've been hacked.

Joey is in DEEP sh*t .

This guy went ahead and contacted a woman who used to offer "rolfing" therapy for free at a farmer's market; and out of nowhere their conversation nosedives toward potentially illegal practices. Seriously, as if this conversation could get any more uncomfortable and bizarre...

This actually might make you believe in love again. To think the dude actually started to get in her good graces (....) at the end there. I hope he doesn't go and get too stoked. She's definitely giving off all the vibes of a money-hungry Tinderella who preys on the right-swipers with viciously calculated "smh's."