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A choosing beggar asks for a free flyer edit, and can't handle the rejection | Text Message Saturday 6:01 PM Yo white girl OP Sunday 9:51 PM need big favor Yesterday 6:53 AM know

Choosing Beggar Asks For Free Flyer Edit

Started off with the red flag.
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Creepy alpha male guy asks another guy to break up with his girlfriend. | Active now 12:47 PM Hey man, can talk about guess so about her text messages texting

Chad The Alpha Asks Man To Break Up With Girlfriend

What a charmer.
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A choosing beggar wants free art, and the artist gives them what they asked for. | Hi l'm huge fan work very good need draw my OC because good artist and like arts lot don't have money but would mean lot draw my OC free if ignore this then mean artist and wont be fan anymore. oh no so won't be fan anymore if don't draw OC free??

Choosing Beggar Wants Free Art, Artist Delivers Free Art, They Complain

Man, oh, man.
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Guy trolls a scammer with his impressive photoshop skills | 6:26 1 ll +1 (740) 673 Text Message Today 9:12 AM need favor please text back as soon as possible do need?

Man Trolls Text Scammer With Photoshop Skills

Sweet justice.
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Choosing beggar pesters an artist, so they respond with a hilariously terrible drawing | needs be drawn U can draw and my wife free not paying u since u arent registered don't draw free But u can draw practice If ever want practice and have no inspiration will message

Impatient Choosing Beggar Pesters Artist, Artist Handles It

Played it beautifully.
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Choosing beggar expects babysitter to work for very low rates | need sitter tonight. Saw add and interested. Ok this is kind short notice but should be able tonight age are kids? And hours tonight? Any details would be appreciated!

Mom Expects Babysitter To Work For $8 An Hour

Not going to cut it.
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Coworker asks for a cake, and proceeds to flake out when it's actually made | Mon, May 21, 5:39 PM Sooo much cake 6" double layer. With dead pool logo 25 just simple vanilla. Chocolate plz Ok. Same price Okie dokie next wkend plz So June 2? Yea plz

Coworker Asks For Cake, Flakes When It's Made

Their loss.
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A toxic dad wants a free painting, gets rejected, and then won't pay the babysitter | my wife's best friend should do free spending close 5,000 gifts. Having kids is not cheap and is very stressing. So help out even consider paying few days watched kids us can even buy canvas money Wait talked and she said she'd pay babysitting lost. Am supposed gift an art pieces give and can pass as gift?

Toxic Dad Wants Free Painting, Gets Rejected, Won't Pay Babysitter

These people actually exist.
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Woman asks coworker for expensive tablet and melts down after being rejected | Hey, thanks chocolates and blanket really appreciate 3:06 PM Yeah no problem actually have one those blankets they're super comfortable Delivered 3:08 PM love 3:09 PM

Karen Receives Gifts From Coworker, Asks For A Tablet Next

The nerve on this one.
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Perfect stranger expects someone to build them website for free | Hi need website built my business and Tirr: T said could help. No problem were thinking kind business? This might be better conversation email or phone call, if got time.

Total Stranger Wants Website Built For Free

That's not how it works.
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Cheap roommate has excuses whenever the utilities bill is due | Hey utilities last month were $70 and still have be paid apt people. do need do another rent breakdown know said weren't going pay utilities email idk means not going pay 100 one just sent until figure out. But didn't know still owed 70$ sorry No worries!

Roommate Is All Excuses When Utilities Bill Is Due

Time to find a new roommate.
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Choosing beggar tries to get a cheap deal on a laptop, and gets rejected | told were hey selling laptop still got Yes s gaming laptop, very fast. Did about specs? tell

Choosing Beggar Tries To Lowball Seller On Gaming Laptop, Fails Miserably

Nope, not having it.
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Choosing beggar expects his friend to loan him his new car for a date | Today 2:34 PM Hey bro, is cool if still borrow whip tonight? Yeah man just bring back by 10 time swinging thru Aight homie. See then

Choosing Beggar Expects Friend To Loan Him New Car

Entitlement is the darnedest thing.
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Landlord admits to breaking law to tenant | Joshua Browder @jbrowder1 Horrifying text exchange between landlord and tenant. This landlord's going jail (and getting sued Landlord Today got stimulus, just asking are going pay rent or part rent with any am trying close out books April Wed 4:07 PM

Landlord Breaks The Law, Tells Tenant, Self Destruction Ensues

Completely screwed.
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A thirsty wrong number gets trolled in hilarious conversation | Hey! Is this Lynn Heyyy! Yeah who is this? Jon lol are up Ughhh just sitting here are up s no fun just got home Are and bf still together No, fuck prick Lol 'd he do

Wrong Number Gets Taken For Ride On Troll Train

Not the Lynn he was looking for.
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Guy tries to sell his Ford, and a choosing beggar crashes the whole operation | texting Text Message Today 7:39 AM Is Ford still available? Yes is, would like come by and take look at ?

Guy Tries To Sell Ford, Choosing Beggar Crashes The Scene

Not available for that kind of cheap entitlement.
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