texting

Take notes for the next time you (hopefully) get a golden wrong number text. 

Just cause it's your first phone doesn't mean you're going to get it for free, man. 

Stumbled across this throwback of a spammer getting spammed in glorious fashion, and it was just too damn satisfying not to try and get back in recirculation for you guys. You can almost hear him (if it wasn't some shitty bot) screaming, livid, utterly devastated at his screen...."UNSEND! UNSEND! UNSEND!" Craigslist spammers, or ones hailing from any dark recess of the devious underworld are the bane of our existence. Nothing warms the heart more than to see swift justice being carried out where its due; and god only knows what ever became of this persistent little bastard. 

The manager ends up getting herself fired for this insane, emotionally vacant ignorance. 

This clever husband's wife was NOT ready to contend with his equally creative and stress-inducing photoshop skills. Let's just say that we're eagerly awaiting the sequel, when she (rightfully) trolls him back! 

Earth Sandwich is the pinnacle of international cooperation. Big ups to these two dudes. 

This poor dude's life just flashed before his eyes. 

It all starts out so innocent, but quickly gives way to pure and unadulterated spiciness from Grandma. Last time the family's going to underestimate grammy.