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Apparently a whole lot of people received random delayed text messages last night that were originally sent on Valentine's Day. This made for some very awkward interactions between people that had broken up with exes. Outside that it inspired a definite wave of mass confusion. 

How impossibly awesome can someone be? This guy managed to temporarily restore our faith in humanity yet again. 

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of choosing beggars that refuse to approach the negotiation table with anything close to a reasonable attitude. They just want all the free handouts, and nothing less. 

This creepy employee decided it was the perfect time to hit on his very uncomfortable co-worker, after opening up his marriage. Sounds like he had all kinds of dirty intentions from start. This guy ruined his own life. 

Shelby got these unsuspecting scientologists good with her photoshop skills. Really seems like they bought it. 

Life ain't free people. When will these choosing beggars ever accept the reality they live in. You know, the one where we all actually have to compensate people in a fair manner for their professional services. At a certain point, choosing beggars are really just wasting the rest of the world's time. Maybe keep an eye out for anyone you come across while negotiating that is similar to these deluded fools. 

This manicurist found themselves face to face with quite the delusional choosing beggar. The customer couldn't fathom the fact that the manicurist had that crazy thing called a "social life" outside of her profession. Fortunately, the manicurist was ready to shut down the entitled ignorance with swift savagery. 

This woman is one of the most ridiculously entitled influencer's we've seen yet. She seems to think that her 10K followers grants her the ability to ask for discounts from respectable businesses that are just trying to make their own money for their services. At one desperate point she asks if she'd charge Kim Kardashian for a haircut, in exchange for exposure? Um, not the same thing. At all. Keep working on those 10K followers. 

What we have here is a fine display of the kind of cluelessness that generally leaves us speechless. Tough to carry on negotiations with someone who believes that honey is bee's blood. I mean, come on Bonnie, it is time to read a book. 

Sometimes the world just makes us feel bad as we cringe extra hard. There's something sad and hard to look at about these particular cringe nuggets. You almost feel bad for some of these lost and misguided souls. Almost. 

The world's got a rich supply of choosing beggars that expect free handouts. Every week we're seeing more people get outed online for being impossible negotiators that expect people to be chill about never being compensated. That just isn't the way the world works. If someone is telling you that something is for free, you honestly might want to be wary of whether or not it's a scam. 

Choosing beggars are never going to stop asking the world for free handouts. It's in their DNA at this point. We just can't fathom what compels these cheap bastards to enter into negotiations with other folks, and all the while, never plan on going above a very disagreeable 0 dollars. Like what's the point? 

Three years ago it all started, and now it comes full circle. Seeing as the internet is usually just one giant dumpster fire with all manners of trashy nonsense, this right here, is a refreshing, wholesome, twist. 

If you're bored and have some time to kill, just hope you get lucky and have the opportunity to troll a scammer to perfection like this guy. The scammer is clearly beside himself, and gets played like a chump.

Definitely still a better love story than Twilight. 

Well this is just adorable.