When this guy's crush reached out about a Macbook, and he responded with what seemed a very reasonable, meeting-in-the-middle on a price; she completely lost it. I think it's fair to say, he dodged a bullet on this one!
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This collection of cringe-packed conversations was inspired by Jimmy Fallon asking Twitter what their most awkward texts were. The results are filled with regret and fails and even innocent laughs.
In this wonderfully irrational display of a choosing beggar ultimately coming to terms with the fact that people don't enjoy getting bossed around, amidst negotiation. Bring a spicy, unreasonable, and arguably emotionally abusive stance into a talk about buying something; good luck, my dude. Sounds like the jerk in this scenario, ultimately gets what's coming to him, and that is nothing.
It ain't all irrational, choosing beggars out there, folks! Every now and again, we'll stumble across a couple humans managing to navigate the ins and outs of polite conversation, without giving themselves over to fits of cheap disagreeableness.
This angry pregnant woman melted down into a puddle of unwarranted rage, when she learned that pretty paintings from artists trying to make a living, AREN'T FREE. Who'duh thunk it. She tries and fails to get a rise out of the artist, with petty texts that serve as personal attacks on the artist's skills. I wonder if she's busy painting that picture she wanted so bad, herself, instead! Good luck...
When the choosing beggar meets your sanely delayed text responses with a blatant and blind disregard for all the sh*t you have going on in your life....let them eat CAKE. This is pure and sweet-tasting justice. Warms the heart really.
When a random scientologist reaches out to you, with a wrong number, it is your duty to take advantage of that with some kind of devious trolling. In this case, the silly photoshop trolling gives way to a rather ridiculous, ALL CAPS, meeting invitation. Definitely surprised over that outcome.
This seller encountered a rowdy, rude-mannered choosing beggar out in the wild, and seized the moment, to call them out for their selfish stupidity. The ensuing conversation has a little bit of a fail and win, mixed in, and we are all about it.
Hunter Nelson is the villain in this stomach-turning tale, centered on the disappearance and potential passing of a beautiful dog named, Ollie, who never had a say in the matter. What happened here, and the shadow tactics at play to hide from the truth, is humanity at its very worst. The texts from the "dog trainer" show every sign of one twisted scam.
The best way to deal with those lowballing choosy beggars is to waste their time as much as you can, before they realize what's going on. That, that right there is priceless. So. Behold, all that in action.
Lust is alive and well in these text messages between interested women and willing men, in regards to Valentine's Day dates. Twitter User, @Oloni, kickstarted a Valentine's Day challenge for women to text their crushes about having had a crush on them for some time; and to share the results in a screenshot on Twitter, from there! The results we've seen are particularly successful. They'll either give you hope, or make you feel that much more content in your forever alone life.
Sweet, could be a stretch here, but the point is that this customer service rep. stepped up in a helpful way, when they encountered a dissatisfied customer, who didn't get that good 'ol watermelon rancher they were looking for. And helpfulness is a whole different kind of sweet. Good on them.
