It turns out this guy was just clowning around with his girlfriend, who took to Twitter to reassure everyone that they were in fact joking and have a healthy relationship. Phew, cause for a second it looked like the boyfriend was pulling all kinds of lazy moves.
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These choosing beggars are in a league of their own. Some people wake up every day, enter the world, and expect the red carpet to be rolled out for them as they're bombarded with free handouts from everyone. Not only that, but these same entitled goons will enter into negotiations with sellers, artists, etc. while they've no intention on forking over as much as a dime. Unreal.
Choosing beggars never fail to leave us scratching our heads. Why bother asking what the price is for something when you're coming into the situation with a nice whopping $0 in your mind? In this case, I guess they reached so far as to offer shelling out for the postage fee. My god! How gracious. But seriously, what compels these choosing beggars to do the things they do. And then without fail they'll play the victim and call the seller who's just trying to make money off their skills, "rude." What a nightmare.
This guy found himself quite shook after realizing what he read was in fact not a Harry Potter novel named "The Order Of The Phoenix", but instead some erotic fan fiction. To make matters even more grand in terms of the fail in this story; he didn't realize he'd mistakenly read Harry Potter fan fiction until he was already in the middle of a conversation with co-workers about it. Yikes. But also, amazing.
The internet did a good thing with this high stakes bidding war between competitive egg buyers. The game of one-upping fellow egg buyers is not to be taken lightly. Timing and a willingness to supply that extra egg with the hand-drawn smiley face can be the dealbreaker sometimes.
The lack of shame in this catfish is strong. They clearly feel no remorse for the scam they're running. You can basically hear the devilish cackle in the background. They're probably just on to the next unknowing victim. We just hope whoever that is, is ready to catfish the catfish with lies of their own.
This choosing beggar had a very hard time understanding what "fixed prices" means. My dude, that means there is NO room for negotiation. No haggling or begging or any other kind of cheap BS allowed. Now, on the other hand we have the seller who seized the opportunity and all of its potential for trolling, and did a great job. The results are a heartwarming display of a choosing beggar getting got.
If you want more of this choosing beggars madness in your life, check out the time a ridiculous choosing beggar demanded a free feast, here!
This Jiffy Lube employee learned a swift and very necessary lesson in respecting a woman's boundaries, after using her private contact information to make a pass at her. His response tells us all we need to know about whether or not he's going to pull a slippery move like that again.
This challenge was destined for emotional outbursts, hysterical texts, panic, and a whole lot of hilarity. Get ready to enjoy seeing how various people handle this kind of shocking news. Want some more parenting humor? Check out these stories from parents about their toddlers' biggest, illogical temper tantrums here.
