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Choosing beggars are in the world to remind us that there will always be someone out there who refuses to negotiate, and instead wants everyone to throw them a free handout. They defy rhyme and reason. They drive us mad. They relentlessly push their own agenda, and often at the cost of reasonable conversation going out the window. 

The world seems like it's never going to run out of choosing beggars who just want everyone to give them everything for free. It's impossible to negotiate with a stubborn fool who has adopted the mindset that they are NOT going to meet you in the middle, on a price negotiation. The worst thing about someone who wants (or expects) something for free, is that it's the best thing to them, and the worst thing to the person that's being asked to fork over their service/product for free. These choosing beggars just need to give it a rest!

This DoorDash employee's experience dealing with an absolutely terrible support service while working, speaks volumes to why you might not want to work there. It really just looks like senseless bot talk from DoorDash that's accomplishing anything besides being helpful. 

It turns out this guy was just clowning around with his girlfriend, who took to Twitter to reassure everyone that they were in fact joking and have a healthy relationship. Phew, cause for a second it looked like the boyfriend was pulling all kinds of lazy moves. 

This angry vegan went ahead and told off a non-vegan that she can't eat tofu, because it's wrongful appropriation. With all due respect, this angry vegan brought it on themselves! 

Nothing warms our hearts like a scammer absolutely getting it. This hero used his photoshop skills to masterfully toy a scammer into sweet oblivion. A job well done indeed! 

These choosing beggars are in a league of their own. Some people wake up every day, enter the world, and expect the red carpet to be rolled out for them as they're bombarded with free handouts from everyone. Not only that, but these same entitled goons will enter into negotiations with sellers, artists, etc. while they've no intention on forking over as much as a dime. Unreal. 

This one goes from 0 to 100 real quick. 

Choosing beggars never fail to leave us scratching our heads. Why bother asking what the price is for something when you're coming into the situation with a nice whopping $0 in your mind? In this case, I guess they reached so far as to offer shelling out for the postage fee. My god! How gracious. But seriously, what compels these choosing beggars to do the things they do. And then without fail they'll play the victim and call the seller who's just trying to make money off their skills, "rude." What a nightmare. 

This guy found himself quite shook after realizing what he read was in fact not a Harry Potter novel named "The Order Of The Phoenix", but instead some erotic fan fiction. To make matters even more grand in terms of the fail in this story; he didn't realize he'd mistakenly read Harry Potter fan fiction until he was already in the middle of a conversation with co-workers about it. Yikes. But also, amazing. 

This guy in England was set to meet a woman at a place called Rum Kitchen, in London, when suddenly she went on to reveal her true, racist self. Sounds like he really dodged a bullet on this one. 

These people are out here living their most awkward, cringeworthy lives. They definitely fit the mold for what the world defines as "cringe." 

The internet did a good thing with this high stakes bidding war between competitive egg buyers. The game of one-upping fellow egg buyers is not to be taken lightly. Timing and a willingness to supply that extra egg with the hand-drawn smiley face can be the dealbreaker sometimes. 

The lack of shame in this catfish is strong. They clearly feel no remorse for the scam they're running. You can basically hear the devilish cackle in the background. They're probably just on to the next unknowing victim. We just hope whoever that is, is ready to catfish the catfish with lies of their own. 

This choosing beggar had a very hard time understanding what "fixed prices" means. My dude, that means there is NO room for negotiation. No haggling or begging or any other kind of cheap BS allowed. Now, on the other hand we have the seller who seized the opportunity and all of its potential for trolling, and did a great job. The results are a heartwarming display of a choosing beggar getting got. 

If you want more of this choosing beggars madness in your life, check out the time a ridiculous choosing beggar demanded a free feast, here!

This Jiffy Lube employee learned a swift and very necessary lesson in respecting a woman's boundaries, after using her private contact information to make a pass at her. His response tells us all we need to know about whether or not he's going to pull a slippery move like that again.