texting

This one's a shudder-worthy rollercoaster from start to finish---from (unrequested) tattoo body shot pic...to the "second time" he had to get friend zoned by an old friend that he seemed hellbent on not being friends with. At least he's gonna be a "billionaire" someday, featured on Forbes, right?

This is the soul-stirring emotionally rollercoaster we never knew we needed. 

This made me laugh WAY harder than it should have. An oldie but a damn goldie. 

BULLET.DODGED.

Adam seems like a swell dude. 

Yes, the perfect visual representation of anxiety, paranoia, and digitalized miscommunication. 

Michael needs to CHILL. This guy claims he was the victim in an emotionally abusive relationship, but the way he goes on to handle an otherwise civilized text exchange with a woman he met through a dating app, shows all signs of crazy. She really dodged a bullet on this one. 

We share a planet with these crazed individuals.