technology

Singularity or nah? 

Elon Musk has taken Twitter by storm with his grand and incendiary flamethrower idea. Shit sold out like hot cakes. It all started innocent enough, but here we are....potentially consider "snowthrowers" as well. What a time to be alive. 

The ad plays on the idea that kids will one day live in a world where the damn word, "computer" is foreign to them. A bit extreme, for sure. Queue the inevitable triggering, because it's 2018, and we all need something to get ourselves worked up over. 

HARD left swipe. Jack Posobiec, the widely known and detested Nazi troll has been outed on the dating app, Bumble. Karma stings Posobiec. What a time to be alive. 2018 just keeps heating up, and we're all for it. But what's the deal with this guy, Posobiec? Among many exhausting ludicrous antics, he's known for promoting Pizzagate, which was the conspiracy theory that proposed Comet Ping Pong Pizzeria was a front for democrats to run a child sex ring. Things spiraled so far out of control with that one, that a guy went and shot up the join with an assault rifle. We'll let you chew on that bit of outlandish bile for a hot sec....

Well, here we have the guy getting outed for trying to stray outside his marriage. 

If it seems like your iPhone's been slowing down over time that's cause it quite literally has, by design. Yes, in a statement released by Apple on Thursday, they confirmed that updates have been programmed to render iPhones slower than they once were. Let's just say the skeptics of the world were not stoked to have their suspicions confirmed, in regards to their iPhones being slowed down intentionally. Yet, Apple claims this is a strategically-motivated, preservation tactic to protect the internal components of your iPhone.