technology

The existential crisis is painfully real right now. 

Old people are adapting to technology. Slowly. And while you can't really blame them for trying, we're witness to a mountain of social hiccups out there in the internets.

Now, THIS is where it all starts. Just wait for it: Musk will up and unleash that Mecha to the world. There's no telling where things will spiral from there. To think that it all began with an innocent thread about his favorite anime shows. 

Our condolences. The rug really tied the place well together. 

The universe is enormous and terrifying. There are too many things to know and this is only a small amount of those things. 

We're still upset about Pluto.

Today Kanye or Ye or whatever his new name is, sat down with President Trump to chat. For the sake retaining some sliver of sanity while writing this (and feeling like it's out of a dystopian fictional reality), we're not going to go into further details. The biggest takeaway the world had from the whole debacle was Ye's passcode. 

We get it, the old times were better....

The future is happening fast, and old people around the world are trying to keep up. Whether it's talking in all caps or sending unsolicited kid pics, they are on the rocky road to computer knowledge.

Apple's new iPhone XS which retails at a nice and hefty $999 AND their XS Max (a measly $1,099) have been reported for allegedly glamorizing people's selfies with auto touchups. Is Apple trying to further instill unrealistic beauty standards, through incognito photoshopping; or is this the latest upgrade people get for shoveling obscene amounts of money into the latest iPhone? Who's to say. All I know is we've got what's been coined as the #Beautygate scandal on our hands, and people have feelings about it. 

You don't want to get in the way of these intellectual behemoths, with their monumental IQs and matching egos.

This isn't how science is supposed to work. Please tell me this isn't how science works.

You know that moment when you discovered your favorite show wasn't on Netflix anymore? Crushing, we know. We think about it every day. Someday, we'll move passed it but right now it still hurts too much.

The machines are taking over, and the kids know! 

That $1,500 price had people reacting with ALL the feelings.