technology

This impatient essayist is so caught up in falling in love with the sound of his own voice on paper, it could be a while before he finds any luck on this app. If you open your self-summary telling your potential match to f**k you and then proceed to write an essay that beats around the bush, while centering on the FIRST sentence you said, which is ultimately about you getting laid....you're going to have a bad time. Or not. Maybe he's rolling around in Pound Town right now. 

Just absolutely heartless!

We're not sure who's more shocked here; The retail worker who learned the power symbol isn't a camera, or the tech support dude who had to tell them?

The existential crisis is painfully real right now. 

Old people are adapting to technology. Slowly. And while you can't really blame them for trying, we're witness to a mountain of social hiccups out there in the internets.

Now, THIS is where it all starts. Just wait for it: Musk will up and unleash that Mecha to the world. There's no telling where things will spiral from there. To think that it all began with an innocent thread about his favorite anime shows.