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25 Technically Correct Moments That Are Absolutely Not Wrong

If you're gonna be wrong a lot, which is most of us, then it helps to at least be funny. Slipping some technically correct dumb jokes into your life will make you seem at least clever when you're bone-shatteringly factually wrong. When you can't be completely right about something, it can't hurt to be technically accurate and not exactly wrong.

jokes and memes that aren't factually accurate but are technically correct | infinite love art @artinfinitelove T ordered meditation book Amazon and every page just says inhale and exhale GUIDED MEDITATION BEGINNERS | real cat next to CAT brand shoes
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Choice Photoshop Trolls From The Master James Fridman

When you have a photoshop request, photoshop king James Fridman is the guy you go to to have your wishes cleverly misinterpreted. He's like the photoshop version of a genie from an old joke. Whether people want to look completely different or just add a touch up here and there, James Fridman is the guy to photoshop it into stupid oblivion.

Funny times James Fridman trolled people's photoshop requests | James Fridman Kelsey @icloud.com Hil! Can remove pole front Sure. couple at wedding and collapsed tent
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Uncredible Off Brand and Bootleg Products

Smart business people all around the world have realized that there's money to be made recreating products from well known brands, especially when it's changed just enough to avoid any of those pesky licensing fees. How could that plan go wrong? The results make up some highly absurd off brand and bootleg products.

funny knockoff bootleg products | Supreme bag that actually spells the word Surprise | ordered baby Yoda wish.com. and got this they set wrong Cryptid
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Dude Gets Free Website, Furious He Still Has to Pay for Hosting

In a true display of entitled folks with their outlandish demands, here's a dude who had a website made for him for free, but was absolutely livid the deal didn't come with free hosting for life. Stuff like this just makes you realize that however low you set the bar, someone will take it upon themselves to smash through it on their way further down. It's hard to avoid guffawing at the spectacle of these Entitled folks and their bold demands.

guy angry that his free website isn't completely free and he has to pay for hosting and domain fees | Well given source code have buy own domain and hosting think given? 8:54 pm Bruh wtf is this joke s not call free, not even domain like seriously?
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Company Won't Replace One Computer, Wastes Thousands of Dollars

There are few companies where management actually knows what's going on. This person had a nearly unusable computer that doubled as a server, and since no one wanted to actually do anything about it, the company felt the pain for the next long while. Weird how some stuff just slips through the cracks. In an opposite but similar vein, here's a guy who improved company efficiency but had that disbanded by management. For an IT triumph, here's a time when management illegally banned overtime pay but IT got it all back.

company refuses to replace a computer and wastes money story | Posted by u/themcp 15 hours ago 2 45 34 8 4 won't pay $100 new hard drive? Okay, enjoy paying $22k my time deal with problem. oc L had job where had computer which incidentally, also web server very important internal web application thought this really stupid wasn't server room being managed by but some weird reason they wouldn't do didn't use this application or have anything do with but took up large chunk hard drive and made slow
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Stupid Life Pro Tips That Are Bad Ideas at Best

With just a few simple strategies, you too could look like a moron and ruin your life. Dumb and bad life pro tips will help you go out of your way to antagonize people, live a horrible life, and be sad all the time. There's no reason to not streamline your life with a few bad life pro tips to not do. What's stopping you? Other than decent judgement.

funny, bad and dumb advice | Chess tip: Always sit opposite mirror so can sneak look at opponent's pieces | Tech tip people who aren't as tech-savvy as press h button on keyboard get lower-case h. But if want an upper-case h? Easy! Just go wikipedia page on horses, copy upper-case h and paste into document. Problem solved W Article Talk WIKIPEDIA Free Encyclopedia Horse Fi py Ctrl+C Search Google H" Main page Print. Ctrl+P tion Contents
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Clear Signs That Kids Are Weird and Stupid

Let it be no surprise that kids are weird and dumb. Not only do they not know things and have bad ideas, they can also be extremely creepy and weird. We remember all the stupid and psychopathic crap we did as kids, and acknowledge that it's best to keep your distance from this unaccountable and idiotic group of people. There are more than enough moments to confirm that kids are weird and dumb.

photos, tweets and stories of kids being strange and dumb people | turing-tested one my cherished childhood memories is eating ungodly amounts pine needles before gym class make myself sick so didnt have particpate, like didnt even occur just pretend be sick just went 'yes. eating pine needles is only option' turing-tested my second favorite thing about this is literally no one stopped everyone could see picking off pine needles and eating them like delicate snacks and then getting sick but
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Entitled Folks with Their Outlandish Demands

Every day it becomes more apparent that some folks live in a fantasy land where they can just flout the conventions of decency and demand free stuff. Entitled people with their absurd audacity will expect people to work for them for free, try to abuse the trust of strangers, and throw tantrums when they don't get what they want. There's no good way to deal with entitled people and their laughable boldness.

Entitled people and their demands | answers.yahoo.com Anonymous asked Politics Government Law Ethics 1 decade ago Can make male baby sitter pay child support single mom going college with my sister currently rent an apartment together couple weeks ago asked my neighbor trustworthy guy, if he could watch kids two hours while went class and my sister wasn't home, and he agreed. If he babysits and doesn't accept pay, can sue him child support because he took on fatherly role sure can convince court
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Technically Accurate Moments That Are Hard To Argue With

Why should we be so obsessed with being completely factually accurate when being technically accurate is at least half as good? These technically accurate moments that aren't exactly wrong serve as a guide for what we can get away with saying without being totally inaccurate. Sure, it might completely miss the point and make you look like an idiot, but you'll still be right in your own, little way.

technically right true | bundyspooks 1970s: Satanic cult attempt possess car. hellotailor isn't sort easy possess car. like just inhabit physically and then make do whatever want. | OVER SEVEN CAUSTOMERS SERVED SINCE 1998
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Funny History Memes and Moments That Put Things In Perspective

One doesn't have to go rooting around in history books long to find something extremely weird about our collective past. There are too many history moments that are too dumb to seem real already, and we keep making more every day. If there's one reason to get into history, it's so you can get these sweet historical memes to become one with time.

funny history memes, stories and moments | thatsbelievable Follow Best Gorilla Joke 1897 Gorilla: Did hear about gorilla who escaped zoo? Zookeeper: No did not. Gorilla is because am quiet gorilla Muffled sounds gorilla violence angelnumber27 Follow people 1897 were mentally 2030 | mygoodbabushka 1930, Helene Adelaide Shelby patented an apparatus obtaining criminal confessions police put suspect into darkened chamber where they are confronted by human skeleton with glowing red eyes questions the
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Incompetent Manager Tries To Make Employee Work After Firing Them

There are some people and jobs out there that it just feel too good to get away from. In this case it was a tyrannical boss who flouted the rules and tried to make someone work after firing them. Quitting a frustrating situation and having a "screw this, I'm out" moment can lead us to reevaluating ourselves and moving on to something better. Bosses can suck, like this incompetent manager who forbid overtime and had it totally backfire.

bad airline manager fires employee and tries to make them work | Posted by u/geddes_thesea 1 day ago 52 37 E10 Next week going fire oc M Worked shitty airline company. Let's just make up name United Blairlines. At this company they started smaller company could hire and train people run planes, but pay them way less at certain airports. Where my colleagues at other airports were making over $20/hr getting paid $10.25 same- and sometimes more- work honestly would scare know little people who are
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The Dumbest Financial Advice People Have Gotten

It's weird learning that someone you trust is absolutely crap with money. Debt isn't something to play around with, but there are some out there who either don't know or don't care, and see taking out frivolous loans and making dumbass purchases as a way of life. For more money madness, here's a tumblr user's scary debt notice lesson as well as some of the most absurdly expensive thing people witnessed.

bad and dumb money advice people got | kor_hookmaster 32.9k points 19 hours ago One my uncles once told never really had pay my phone bill. He suggested simply jump another carrier and let first company cut off. His life has turned out exactly as imagine.
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Companies "Improved" Products That Are Objectively Worse

Because we're human beings, we're entitled to our hyper judgmental rejection of anything new and "improved." Sometimes companies work hard to make their beloved products legitimately cheaper and inferior, especially in the case of Cadbury Eggs. Those used to be great. Now everything is too marked up for its own good. Sometimes things just change with the times, like cars not having CD players anymore, which is inarguably worse. Who the hell wants to buy a digital copy of Hybrid Theory when there's a perfectly good physical copy of it somewhere around here.

products that were changed and made worse | DomesticApe23 17 hours ago B 5 28 3 6 E2 Australia, Heinz removed classic 420g can baked beans and replaced with three different sizes, none which are appropriate amount beans no longer eat Heinz beans.
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Entitled Folks With Their Bold Demands

It's a nightmare to deal with the type of person who thinks their rightful place is the front of the line. Entitled people with their outlandish demands are an incredible thing to witness. Their lack of self-reflection and complete confidence is truly a modern marvel. You'd hope entitled people with their audacious demands would eventually get the picture, but it's doubtful.

entitled people with ridiculous demands | Can someone do something about this tried police and office no avail pay lot money live this neighborhood s outrageous should have look at cars with such low Kelly Blue Book value. | stopped by this Starbucks and had Worst customer service have experienced my life bought breakfast sandwich at another Starbucks didn't have chance eat about an hour. stopped at this Starbucks and asked them if they could reheat girls at counter don't have her name) said no,
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Cringey Braggarts Who Think They're Brilliant

Most of us have some sense of decorum online, but there also exists a group of cringey mind-tyrants who try way too hard to seem smart. It's a world of longwinded "takedowns" of okay tv shows, overly wordy self appraisals and paragraphs on not understanding jokes. Just a real fun group of bragging mind lords.

people bragging online who think they're geniuses | Gordon lobsters dead Lobster Yes chef, sorry chef about miss joke, but eh s science so who cares. Lobsters do not possess vocal capabilities formulate words, let alone speak. Once factor fact lobster fact, deceased idea aforementioned lobster formulating sentence "Yes chef, sorry chef" is completely, and utterly preposterous.
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Absurd Pet Names People Encountered

Why not name a dog "Big Boy Binglebangle" or "Lunchbox?" Why not name a cat "Federico Feline-y?" Well, at some point you're gonna have to bring them to the vet, look another human being in the eyes and say "I'm worried that Sergeant Jebediah Funkness III has a heart condition" and  all of a sudden things have gotten weird. That said, a dumb name doesn't mean a dumb pet. Here are some worryingly smart stunts pulled by people's pets.

funny things people named their pets | RhydYGwin 23 hours ago edited 19 hours 24 22 More Obligatory, not vet vet's waiting room, and there puppy with woman and child puppy named Dave child Atari.
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