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Unsafe Maneuvers that would Have OSHA Screaming

A whole lot of people brag about the unsafe crap they do and hold it as a point of pride. Sometimes it seems like the whole world is in a contest to see how precarious they get get their ladders and how spectacularly they can fail at safety. If you've ever had a boss that's made you do OSHA nightmare crap like this, welcome to the stupid club, and I guess congrats on being here to read this sentence.

Failures of safety | man standing on a ladder using a chainsaw to cut down the tree the ladder is leaning against | two men carrying a ladder by balancing it around their necks while driving two separate motorbikes
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Sign Has Dad Jokes for Days Literally

There's something charming about a puntacular sign. And this sign in particular isn't alone. The Carroll County Veterinary Clinic has some stiff competition when it comes to this other sign whose pun game is too on point. Here are some more dadtacular dad jokes and an extra smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

Funny sign with jokes and puns on it | CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. NEVER DRINK WITH GHOSTS THEY CAN'T HANDLE THEIR BOOS ITZGERALD 01-787-4050 FOOD TAUCAS
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Spelling Failures that Really Ate a Dictionary

Spelling is hard, and we see a lot of spelling fails that would make the dictionary quit. It gets harder when you hear a word or phrase a bunch of times without ever reading it, so you have to make up your own phonetic spelling. And that's how you get so many folks living in a doggy dog world. Then sometimes you get small typos that mean a lot, like when a sign suddenly turns a beach into "pubic access." Sometimes spelling fails make us question public schools.

Dumb spelling fails | Facebook Swap Shop Yesterday at 6:05 PM looking an autistic guitar $20 58 39 Comments O Like Comment Damn dude all have are eclectics
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Attempts that Skidded Into A Tree of Failure

Life is a series of attempts, and many will fail. Sometimes you're trying to get off work. Sometimes you're trying to defend your beliefs. Sometimes you're trying to drive into a snowman. Now matter how hard you try, some attempts are destined to careen into the ditch of failure.

Attempts that resulted in failure | has begun yes, she is at return counter trying do exactly looks like. woman with a huge cart full of toilet paper
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Moments of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

We know that kids are weird and dumb. They believe the dumbest of lies, get strange ideas in their heads, and then get those very same heads stuck in chairs. We know just how weird and dumb kids are because we were kids and we were dumber than anyone.

Moments, pictures and stories of kids being dumb and strange | unclefather 5 travity-falls youngstero one time at this bar mitzvah at dj emcee guy like "if sock has hole get this piece candy" so this kid tore hole this sock real quick and ran up there and then this dick dj goes "ALL SOCKS HAVE HOLES THEM and starts raining down candy like 's golden hellfire and look at this kid and he's crying while holding his shitty ruined sock Source: youngstero 43,721 notes
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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Correct

Whether they're overly literal or just a really astute observation, these clever and dumb jokes are technically correct. You could say that they make no actual sense, are the wrong way to do things, and most of them are basically stupid, but these jokes are still technically accurate.

Puns, moments and jokes that are technically correct | thyrell necromancer is just really late healer thyrell too late, doc, he's he's already dead cracks knuckles didnt get my medical license revoked nothing
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Guy's Classmate Sleeps Over, Steals His Powerbeats Pros

Man, this scenario just blows the mind. This oldie but goldie showcases a choosing beggar crash at a friend's place and then draw the wild assumption that it'd be okay to just keep his buddy's expensive Powerbeats Pros. It's amazing what the mind can rationalize when it is blinded by greedy entitlement. Sheesh. 

Choosing beggar assumes it's okay to take his friend's Powerbeats Pros | slept over told had some asked Yeah borrow night not keep Oh well still using them don't have any. Can just keep them?
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Tumblr Agrees Cats Talk like Disparaged Victorian Children

If you've ever seen a cat look at you with longing or desperate hatred in its eyes for the simple act of not petting it so much or only feeding it as much as usual, you'll get what this Tumblr thread is on about. Here are some Tumblr comedy gems to keep the day moving, as well as more nuggets of gold from Tumblr's busy brains.

Tumblr thread on how cats are needy and talk like disparaged victorian children | froody Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household.
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Unprofessional Moments of Finely Tuned Incompetence

Not everyone is super great at what they do. Is that bad in the long run? Probably, yes. But for now we get some wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments. People make some terrific misspellings, playground slides that go straight off the roofs of tall buildings, and incomprehensible construction decisions. 

Stupid work and construction fails made by people who have one job | playground slide leading straight to an open manhole hole in the ground | Preferred Anus Bottom Round Steaks %243 59 Ib.
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Ridiculous Braggarts Who Think They're Brilliant

It takes a certain lack of self awareness, combined with a weird need to prove yourself to strangers to ruin all these comments sections. It's not fun to be in conversations with absurd individuals who thinks they're utter geniuses. The internet is totally covered with cringeworthy braggarts.

People who think they're brilliant talking about how smart they think hey are on the internet | Tweet 1d Important question use heart emoji do use? This is like modern Sorting Hat. O 93 41 Replying professional editor don't use emoji because l can leverage power English language. Little colored blobs do not enhance strength my prose.
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Twitter Makes Memes of News that "Nature is Healing"

In response to reports of lower pollution and animals running around towns while everyone is holed up at home, Twitter has responded to the "we are the virus" concept with some jocular memery. Lo and behold, the majestic highway shark is coming back to the interstate.

Funny memes about how different wildlife is coming back | ronnie mcdonnie @taladorei with everyone on lockdown lime scooters are finally returning river. nature is healing are virus. electric scooters sinking in water
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Entitled People and Their Ridiculous Demands

No matter the time, location, or circumstances, there will still be entitled individuals with their unreasonable demands. They're potential bosses who want everyone to work for free, friends who desperately need a ride but demand to leave late so they can sleep in, and they can even be total strangers who want your stuff for free. To cap it all off, they're usually rude. These entitled folks need to pack up their rotten attitudes.

Entitled people who wanted stuff for free | Alex 2:31 Um?Excuse case wanted them 's where they are Alex Free Office Charis FREE bring them man Request Rating Mark as Sold Alex Free Office Charis Joined Facebook 2016 Alex ADD PEOPLE no car no way. See Lotest Updates Alex Is this still available? Alex can bring chairs Yes No, why would 1? They are free dude Alex Sorry.no. pass. Lol Dr Alex LAZY BITCH Alex S Aa Wtf is wrong with dude haha
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Signs That Someone's Trying Too Hard to Look Rich

We live in a world with super rich people and super poor people, and it can get weird as hell. One of the strange consequences of this world is people who try to act super rich, but that often amounts to being total jerks and completely alienating the people around them. Here's a bunch of stories of rich kids getting their world burst by real life, as well as stuff rich people buy that everyone else hardly thinks about.

Signs that someone lives beyond their means or tries to act rich | tappytaps 30.7k points 23 hours ago Talking about expensive everything have is and much money have found truly wealthy people don't feel compelled talk about constantly.
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Stupid Things Restaurants Used Instead of Dishes

One of the things we don't miss about restaurants is the need to make increasingly inconvenient, and sometimes potentially dangerous presentation. For example, serving food on top of a bed of bite-sized rocks is kind of a bad idea. Here are outlandish restaurant presentations, from broccoli on barbed wire to burgers on a guitar.

Dumb objects and things restaurants served food on | pieces of broccoli stuck to barbed wire on a plate | mini burgers served on the back of an electric guitar
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Brilliant, Horrible, Beautiful and Stupid Puns

We're still not sure if we love or hate puns. We'll enjoy a few and then we'll see one that just makes us mad. Yet, even though we find ourselves hating puns for a while, we always come crawling back to them, seeking puns to fill the pun void.

funny clever puns and wordplay | Trash stay Trash go Bin stay bingo old lady celebrating | SUGAR 44 CABARET SORRY WE'RE CLOTHED CLOSED EARGIO STRW
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"It's Not Stupid if it Works" Moments

We like to think solutions have to be as complicated as the problems themselves, but sometimes a seemingly stupid solution is exactly what you need. Where there's a will, there's a way, and sometimes resourceful DIY solutions don't look pretty, but they work. 

Stupid solutions that worked | reddit posted by Backbeatking 7.8k points 6 days ago They just sent an order rover on Mars hit itself with shovel worked. Percussive maintenance.
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