stupid

Craigslist is a great place to look for a used car. It's also the perfect place to find unhinged strangers to argue with!

Things are going well and then all of a sudden your foot falls through the floor, you spill your spaghetti into your shoes and your birth certificate flies into a wood chipper.

So I guess our lesson today is don't drink too much at work, steal too much from work, or try sell the secret recipe to Coca-Cola to your enemies.

What makes people want to lie on the internet? Does it give them a weird sense of satisfaction? Do they think they can actually take credit for things that are easy to fact-check? Do they just want to make the world worse? Either way, what feels really nice is to see justice come to them in the form of a dutiful commenter.

The entitlement from people sometimes is utterly baffling. 

People will go to the greatest lengths for the dumbest reasons. Faced with that much in real medical bills, her Dad could've said a lot more than he did.

These people must have strong necks and hard skulls to hold all that heavy brain in. It's a miracle they can handle those big, sopping brains, wet with armchair philosophies about Nietsche and dark matter.

What's the sound of someone being correct and incorrect at the same time?

"Hahaha"