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"Not My Job" Moments Of Colorful Unprofessionalism

We all want to go home early, so sometimes we end up with "not my job" moments of questionable professionalism. Sure, we all have the potential to be good at our jobs, but there's a whole lot of improperly installed toilets and misspelled signs that suggest a few of us could try harder. Either way, it's nice to have some "not my job" moments to gawk at.

funny not my job moments and fails | broken car wheel held together by zip locks | concrete spiral staircase leading from the second floor to nowhere ending abruptly
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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Totally Incorrect

We live in a results oriented society. Who has the time and patience for things like "factual accuracy" when something can be basically technically accurate? Sure, an assertion may be flawed or sort of inaccurate but at least it can be saved by its own cleverness. These technically correct moments aren't exactly wrong.

funny moments and jokes that are technically accurate | order prepare his role Space Jam 1996 actor Michael Jordan played nine seasons professional basketball and won three national championships. | MOUNT RUSHMORE BEFORE CARVED Its natural beauty unpresidented.
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Design Failures that Deserve Some Blame

Designing things is hard, and people aren't very good at it. Whether it's an accidentally creepy sign or some painful looking stairs, we make things that probably could have used some extra input. This world is full of design failures that were someone's fault. For some more professional buffoonery, here are some "you had one job" moments of occupational incompetence.

funny design fails and mistakes | small white toy truck with the writing "fart superior" on it | toilet paper holder so low on the wall that the paper drags on the floor
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Tumblr User Assumes That Sauron Isn't Sexy, Gets Told the Truth

It's a story as old as time. Someone tries to make a point about popular fiction. Another person makes a bold claim. Then the rest of us all get to learn that a bunch of people have a thing for the bad guy from Lord of The Rings. It's reminiscent of these tumblr users who had questions about gay Klingons or this quick tumblr post that asked the hard questions about centaurs.

Tumblr user gets told that Sauron is Sexy | but if make hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse acknowledge their evil actions, no matter despicable e victoria-october Solution: Full body armor and masks don't see people shipping themselves with Sauron!
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Moments that Confirm That Kids Are Weird and Dumb

It's not a question that kids are weird and dumb. They'll take multiple bites of fake fruit, lie about objective facts, and cover themselves in house paint for no reason. Everyone knows a few moments that prove the weird dumbness of children, especially when it comes to the stupid things they remember themselves doing. 

funny pictures and stories of kids being stupid and strange | Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey 6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes s not same kid, honey. Audrey long pause Maybe | pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as smoke detector Halloween None us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors 's all he's asked way presents these past
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History Memes for the Knowledge Seekers

Having a deeper knowledge of history than the average person won't necessarily make you smarter or more successful in life than anyone else, but it will enrich your ability to understand some pretty kickass history memes. History memes are technically educational and boy do they go down smooth.

funny history memes | Wisdom Teeth 50,000 BC have extra teeth so can chew through dead animal skin and tree bark wisdom teeth Modern My jaw hurts, need 2000 surgery swole doge vs cheems | going back Middle Ages teach them science TM Later earlier Yeah already Earth isn't know flat
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Puns Ranging from Sublime to Some Slime

Are puns even good? Puns range from incredible to untellable and honestly it comes down to who's asking. Looking for some hard hitting comedy that really makes you rethink life and the universe? Look somewhere else. This right here is for dumb observations about how words work. For even more puns, here are some dad jokes to love and hate.

funny creative and dumb puns | This is cheapest boat will ever find. Its under four bucks. deer sitting in a stranded boat in the middle of a forest | nearly didn't post this case people thought fence sieve strainer hanging by a gate
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Facepalm Moments from Humanity's Best and Brightest

We're all people, and we make mistakes. Some of us learn after one or two. Others just keep making them forever and ever, and that's where the real magic happens. People have facepalm moments of mystifying dumbness at all hours of the day, and we're here for it. Classic facepalm moments are what make us human, and also what make us feel better that we're not the particular human making that stupid error.

funny facepalm fails | girl keeps sending my local news station screenshots landscape Red Dead Redemption 2 their "Out and About" news segment and they keep putting on news thinking 's photo. Bella salute COURTESY BELLA MCGUIRE 6:2 | rat boy @jnudey please excuse while search new psychiatrist 3:40 LTE (630) iMessage Today 3:36 PM Behavioral Health Education Services. Justin has an appt with Dr. Marshall on Monday, October 7 at 12:45 PM. Reply confirm date and time e?p Justin, this is not
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Weird and Dumb Junk People Tried Selling Online

The internet opens up wonderful new marketplaces for those of us with weird crap in our attics and the creativity to rebrand literal garbage. There's a lot of dumb junk people tried selling online. There's soiled mattresses, pig couches, weird shaped potato chips, baby launchers and just so much more dumb and weird items people tried selling online

strange junk people tried selling online and craigslist | CR CellBrokerage PS4 Thermostat Simulator Ps5 game $15 | Rare corner screw $1,000 Listed 7 hours ago Avondale, AZ e Seller prefers door drop off or pick up. Learn More E Get Local Delivery. Learn More Send seller message
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Employee Is Stalled for 4 Hours Over "Broken Mouse"

It's okay to not be great with computers. Most of us don't know how to put together a computer. But when it gets to the point that you're calling tech support because you didn't know that a computer has to be turned on? That's when it should be okay to ridicule you and whoever trained you. For a triumphant tale of IT, here's one where a horrible business Karen got booted by an IT employee.

Tech support responds to broken mouse but computer is off | r/talesfromtechsupport Posted by u/Vetusexternus 2@2 3 21 hours ago My mouse is broken Medium This is years ago but is still favorite used work west coast branch an east coast company only tech support my office and started work at 9 east coast tech support handled tickets my office came 5 9 am. Our business based around bunch complex databases and every single employee did their job on computer.
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"Not My Job" Moments of Dubious Professionalism

It's easy to say that "straight line painter" isn't in your job description as a "line painter," but that decision makes for some very creative looking roads. These impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments may be poor excuses for well done tasks, but they're definitely spectacles. If nothing else, these "not my job" moments sure got the job done-ish.

"not my job" moments of failure | ceiling fan blocked by a pole so that it can't spin | elevator with a plank of wood with buttons drawn on it instead of a control panel
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Times People Questioned Their Own Intelligence

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the most impressively dumb things people did that inspired them to question their own intelligence. Sometimes you lead a life where you worked 10 years in a kitchen, and still end up trying to microwave a saucepan. Or maybe you find yourself mindlessly blaring your car horn at the guy who you already knew was deaf, but somehow forgot because your brain decided to take a catnap. We've all been there caught up in the middle of an impressively mindless moment, at some point in our lives. 

A collection of dumb things people did that made them question their own intelligence | pollypostmormon 2y sitting traffic, and noticed all other lanes were moving while mine hadn't budged an inch craned my neck trying see hold up and finally figured out wasn't lane at all, but had been patiently waiting behind line parked cars.
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25 Technically Correct Moments That Aren't Exactly Wrong

It's impossible to be right all the time, but "right" has a friend named "technically correct" who plays a lot faster and looser with the rules. Something can be technically accurate and not wrong in a way that feels clever on a good day and mind-blowingly dumb every other day. The fact remains, you can't argue with technically accurate.

funny technically correct memes | Find angle: 1800 Listen here little shit | Pregnant wife Get whatever baby monitor think is best trust judgement
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Moments In History That Are Too Dumb To Seem Real

People have done stupid things for a long time and it doesn't seem like we're gonna stop anytime soon. History lets us see some of humanity's highlights when it comes to making irreparable mistakes, doing weird garbage, and getting killed in idiotic ways. Here are some history memes to feel smart about as well as some of the great trollings of history.

dumb moments in history | Nfield87 23.1k points 12 hours ago 3 9 3 3 During Spanish American War Spanish governor Guam wasn't told about war US warship showed up he happy see them, cause he thought they where just visiting. Boy he wrong.
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Lazy Boss Demands Password Change, Gets Incomprehensible Password

Communication is key, and this manager who couldn't pay enough attention to make his own password got exactly what he asked for. As it turns out, this kind of thing isn't so rare. For another time someone at work wanted something but wasn't clear enough, here's a boss who demanded a demolished office but got more than that.

Boss demands new password and employee makes it impossible to type | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/foobar754 17 hours ago Just change password and write down Sure thing. oc s Back working at small company company didn't really have ton support staff so take break various programming tasks doing and would help out manager support team completely unqualified and basically got job because he also head sales and customer facing team
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25 Dad Jokes That Are Dangerously Dadly

Of all the things dads contribute, some of the most memorable are slews of horribly wonderful puns in the form of devastating dad jokes. Yeah, they're kind of horrible but what sackful of puns isn't. It's best to take the decent ones with the godawful and just tip your hat to the great spirit of dads.

funny and stupid dad jokes | SOME PEOPLE HAVE GINGER BREAD HOUSES HAVE PIZZA HUT | kid doing swallowed those coins? No change yet.
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