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Have you ever been playing a game and thought "this controller rumbling in my hands is fine but it's not giving me the real 4D experience? When I wrap my virtual car around a tree, I want to look around my room and see actual destruction". Never fear, this person has a solution for anyone who wants their teeth shaken out by their gaming experience.

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Spelling Failures That Are Hard To Put Into Words

There are a whole lot of words out there, and spelling them all correctly can be a challenge. Not only that, sometimes people just say "screw it" and come up with their own dumb and creative ways to spell things. At least they're confident about it? It results in a whole lot of regrettable and dumb spelling failures.

funny spelling fails | There is just no winning this life accept feet. | Wow. Popeye's Sorry inconvenience Equipment Mouth Function
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Not-Incorrect Moments of Technical Accuracy

Cleverness and intelligence are two very different things. The difference can be spotted freely lurking throughout technically correct dumb jokes and moments. Honestly, just knowing things can be boring. Setting up oneself up with some potentially confusing technically accurate logical acrobatics or painfully stupid literalisms is the way to go.

funny technically accurate moments | PUSH means push. means pull. The Office Jim Halpert presentation | Gandalf movies: Gandalf Lotr actor books: Gandalf written text
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Dude Gets Hounded For Trivial Debt, Mails Them a Dime

If you owe any institution a few cents, there's a good chance they'll use their full financial apparatus to hound you until the end of days, bellowing "the cents, we demand the cents!" And as it turns out, it's pretty common for people to have to deal with paying back trivial sums of money to the faceless corporate monsters who demand them. All this revitalized debt talk is reminiscent of this tumblr user who got a scary money lesson. For some bad ideas with what to do with money, here's the dumbest financial advice people have gotten.

guy has trivial debt, pays with a dime | Posted by u/Darz167 15 hours ago 3 4 33 E 2 Paying final balance my student loan, or so thought oc s This back late 90's before payments could be made via websites, so all payments had be made by check and mailed into loan company know dark ages!
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Ridiculous "Cash Flipping" Scammer Gets Trolled

It should go without saying that if someone cold calls you and says they can increase your money tenfold, that crap is fake and they deserved to get messed with. For some more absurd displays of the human condition, here are influencers getting called out for their free lobster scam, as well as the story of an Aunt Karen's scam falling apart.

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Too Much Proof That Kids are Dumb and Weird

We all remember not knowing things, but sometimes we don't realize the absurd extents of our not knowing things. It's no mystery why kids are stupid and weird people; they just don't know how the world works. They do stuff until people tell them not to, and even then only some of them end up become functioning adults. Here are some more signs that kids are weird and stupid.

funny memes and stories of kids being strange and dumb | all my child hood pictures are ruined because my stupid ass thought funny be undertaker so 70 my old photos are like this | stunningpicture kid liked strawberries so much would eat them untilI got sick. Here is one those times.
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Tumblr Has Lawyer-Style Debate Over Legitimacy of Meme

Taking heavy inspiration and direct cues from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Tumblr gets into some extremely overblown and hilariously petty debates over the legitimacy of various posts. For another example of this, here's Tumblr's lawyer-style debate over the legitimacy of a bread knife. Having arguments this way is somehow incredibly compelling and amazingly stupid at the same time. 

Tumblr users have Phoenix Wright debate over placement of comic books in meme
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The peculiar thing about this is how the seagull acts nonchalant while approaching the chips. It's like no one should suspect a seagull in a grocery store, like it was planning on paying anyway. Does it think it's in a cartoon? And it didn't even fly away. It just ran outta there. Either way it worked.

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Entitled People and Their Patently Absurd Demands

However decent people are most of the time, we still live in a world where someone will try to charge 2 grand for the privilege of getting to tear down their bathroom and get rid of their tiles. The absurd audacity of entitled people as an intriguing thing to witness. It's frustrating and amazing to see the kind of laughable boldness entitled people get up to.

entitled people and their ridiculous demands | $300 FEB 12, 11:04 AM talking someone on another one just like this 210$ okay buy theirs then LOL | Bathroom shower tile. Top notch stuff here grout lines have disappeared. Tile can be yours will sell same price bought Must remove and clean up any mess Tiles are practically good. FLE $2,000 TAMPA, FL Tile shower can remove
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Dad Jokes for Everyone's Inner Father Figure

Dad jokes are a source of stupid glee and pinch-faced frustration for anyone who dares face a dad. Many of us have our reservations about dumb puns to feel stupid about, but at the end of the day if they're worthy of a dad's grace, then that's a quality pun. Dad jokes have a tendency to go full dad joke.

funny stupid dad jokes and puns | Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas hilarious photo of blue skies above rocky mountains
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Food Served on Everything But Dishes

Sure, presentation is important in fancy restaurants, but who wants to pick their dinner out of a comb? You can't blame people for trying something new, but you can totally blame a restaurant for serving a hamburger on a brick and charging an extra five bucks. There are loads of things restaurants try to use instead of dishes.

food with stupid presentations | shrimp served on top of a vintage old school rotary phone | crackers held up in a comb propped up on a log of wood
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Bad Fixes and Construction Failures

Putting together buildings isn't as easy as it might seem. There are pipes running every which way, irregular sized doors, and real sketchy electrical situations. Most of us want to go home early anyway. That attitude results in some pretty wild "not my job" moments of incompetent construction.

construction fails | cement pouring inside through an electric socket | two screwdrivers used inside a power box
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Food Caught Up in Intriguing Situations

It's not every day you see a structurally sound orb of Cheetos or an extremely long avocado. Food finds itself in some interesting shapes and locations, whether by accident or design. While silly and potentially weird, at least these uses of food are more noble than these cursed foods from Satan's Crock Pot.

funny and interesting food | ball made of cheetos | bald man with gummy worms glued to his head like cornrows hairstyle
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Dumb Ways People Ended Up With A Scar

As smart as you might think you are, you an always accidentally bite into a super heated pizza roll and lose your own self respect in between the dabbing of hot grease and yelping. At least injuring oneself in a stupid way is a basically universal experience. For some real dullards, here are some facepalm moments from the world's beacons of stupid.

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Skillful Creations of Questionable Taste

Craftsmanship and taste are two different things, and sometimes one gets the better of the other. Sure, you can make high quality shoes out of teeth, but you should also be asking yourself if anyone wants to look at them. It's very possible to make a thing that's impressive but also of highly questionable taste.

Skillfully made but very weird creations | realistic human face made out of meat with olives for eyes | Chernobyl nuclear disaster snow globe
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"Not My Job" Moments of Incompetent Construction

Jobs can be tedious and time consuming, and they can require a lot of annoying decision-making. When we decide to say "whatever, good enough" we leave ourselves open to creating some impressively unprofessional "not my job" moments. This world has a whole lot of stairs and doorways to nowhere.

funny construction fails and "not my job" moments | atm machine installed so high off the ground the person using it has to climb up the wall | children playground slide leading straight into a hole in the ground
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