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This DoorDash employee's experience dealing with an absolutely terrible support service while working, speaks volumes to why you might not want to work there. It really just looks like senseless bot talk from DoorDash that's accomplishing anything besides being helpful. 

This guy tried to deal out a grammar lesson to a woman over a typo, and she handled the situation beautifully. Basically, she claps back with a series of fake grammar rules. A solid way to handle someone who's dauntingly smart with an overwhelming level of genius. 

@Jdesmondharris asked twitter users what regular life skills they totally suck at. We know from just looking around that tons of people are crap at parking, but some adults freely admit to still being bad at tying their shoes. Sure, you don't need to be able to tie your shoes to understand a nuclear reactor, but it would probably put your coworkers on edge to hear about it.

Since the dawn of the internet, we've always had lying liars around that are ready to spread mindless BS into the world. It's like they will themselves into believing that someone else out there on the internet isn't going to take the time to fact check them, or take a few seconds to do a quick reverse image search on Google. 

They may not have been exactly what was being asked for. They may not be morally, physically or spiritually correct. But they are technically right. Hell, they might even be factually inaccurate and dumb, but we still have a love of dumb but clever jokes that are technically true.

If you didn't have faith in yourself at work, fear not, because someone out there is screwing up more than you. And it's not just one person screwing up. There are oodles of folks not doing their one job, and the results are consistent and abundant. The world is just bursting with dumb and weird design fails. This is just some of them.

Hey "hun" it doesn't sound like that money's going toward groceries for your kids--at all. This choosing beggar is a walking red flag. They go on about how badly they need money to buy themselves "woman products" and food for their kids, and then proceed to turn down the very generous offer of free groceries, cause they "want to do it themselves." Sounds like they don't want anyone around when they likely go to give that money to a dealer. 

Tiffany Mitchell's an influencer/lifestyle blogger based out of Nashville, Tennessee. In a ridiculous series of images that have since been deleted, Mitchell's photographed at the scene of her utterly devastating "accident." 

She's pictured next to a water bottle with the logo facing the camera in suspiciously high focus, and a man that could be a model. To make matters more unbelievable she's not showing any scratches in sight. As far as social media morons failing hard this is definitely a contender for one of the most mindless and insensitive things we've seen in a while. 

That being said Mitchell has told Buzzfeed that she'd never stage a traumatic accident to turn it into a brand campaign. 

It could be poor reading comprehension, gullibility, or just a failure to check sources, but many people have a problem with understanding satire. Even when it's not subtle, some folks really just miss the point of satire, or don't want to get it. Sometimes it's funny to see someone react with outrage over a fake story about NASA shooting a chimp into the sun. Other times it's just kind of pitiful, like when someone uses a joke as a source in an actual article.

Life is just one attempt after another. Sometimes you're trying to sell a couch. Sometimes you might be trying to design a sidewalk that's hard to sleep on, or maybe trying to prank your siblings. Sometimes you're just trying to look cool on the internet. Many of these attempts will be met with failure. But that's life. Some things will work and some things won't, but everyone keeps trying.

Someone on AskReddit asked for cops to share the stupidest laws they've ever enforced as result of someone just being a stupid asshole. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with people being rude morons. These are the same kinds of people that try to lie and spew BS all over social media, before getting called out by people ready to defend the truth. 

Do you get mad when a sale advertises cheap stuff but the fine print is microscopic? How about a dating app that charges you when you try to delete your account? Or an oven that makes you sign terms and conditions? How about a food delivery service that literally steals the money you tip its employees? These and many other terrible and misleading products designed by monsters can be found in app stores and regular stores all around the globe.

Those phone calls are almost as expensive as talking to local singles in your area. Usually having a stupid and demanding boss doesn't leave you with getting paid thousands of dollars for doing almost no work, but seeing it happen here is encouraging. Dumb bosses usually just make people frustrated or cause everyone to quit at once. Honestly, this story just makes us want to be programming contractors now. 

We put so much effort into not getting played that sometimes we play ourselves. We're just glad we've never taken it as far as these folks did, like throwing darts into themselves and incapacitating themselves with pizza rolls. People injure themselves in stupid ways all the time. Some ways are just more entertaining than others.