There's a reason why everyone tells you to always read the label first. For one, as your mother probably told you growing up, you don't want to purchase, eat, wear, or try anything that might cause any damage whatsoever. However, in addition to that far more important reason, there's also the fact that if you don't read your signs and labels, you might be missing out on some quality content. I mean, there really is nothing quite like reading a sign and doing an immediate "Did I read that right?…

One person asked workers to spill their “worst/ funniest/ strangest client story," and so many people had great anecdotes to share.

The unintentional hilarity of humanity is endlessly entertaining.

These employees were baffled by the things their coworkers said. As you grow up, you realize that the public education system doesn't teach us everything — and in fact, plenty of people believe myths or are misinformed about things for years. U/see-bees decided to query the r/askreddit community when they asked, “What's the stupidest thing you've had to explain to a coworker?” In the comments, people roasted their coworkers, sharing the funny things they've said.

Oh, cool.

It's so unfair when you go out into public and the public is there.

It wasn't me.

Only the most adventurous of food connoisseurs could love these outlandish dishes . Everyone has that one friend that will eat anything. They gain a reputation as a garbage disposal because they'll eat everyone's leftovers . They're the friend who doesn't think to look at expiration dates before chowing down on the food in your fridge. Maybe they even make strange food combos that you'd never dream of eating. These foods below are probably too weird even for that friend! Check out the wild dish…

Do you wanna build a snowman?

Ew, ew, and more ew

There's billions of people in this world, and they can't all be geniuses. Some don't even have a drop of common sense . You're going to meet many people from all different walks of life and varying educational backgrounds, but sometimes people just say stunning things. Prompted by a famous quote from George Carlin , people shared their stories of the times they realized they were much smarter than the person they were chatting with. These people aren't your average run-of-the-mill dum dums. No,…

Faced with hangry Karens one too many times, this cashier has had enough. As they wrote to r/MaliciousCompliance, u/iceariina often rings up customers who don't quite know what they want. Lots of customers will come in to the burger joint they work at and order a cheeseburger, no cheese . But actually, you can save a quarter if you just order a hamburger. Does a Karen want to hear that? No, they never do! They just want a cheese-less cheeseburger. Since these Karens at the OP's workplace decide…

Or a bicycle seat.

On r/Cooking, one OP asked, “What's your stupidest cooking opinion so we can all fight about it?” Sure enough, people had plenty of spicy opinions on every food from green onions to grilled cheese.

Tinder is a wasteland filled with terrestrial piranhas.