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Absurd Stranger Gets All Tough Over 20 Dollars

The world has its fair share of entitled folks and their frustrating demands, but sometimes it gets worse than someone just wanting a discount for no reason. Sometimes people's approach to haggling is writing out their intent to come over to your house and mess you up. It's pretty stupid. For another ridiculous person who wanted a deal, here's a choosing beggar raging after rejection and getting shut down again.

Stranger threatens guy over price of service.
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Times People Tried and Failed at Words

Not only are words hard to spell, sometimes they're also hard to think of. For example, there are times when you can picture the image of a woodpecker in your head but the only thing that comes out is "jackhammer bird." When someone can't think of how to spell "spaghetti" they get extremely creative and come up with misspellings that feel like a kick in the dictionary.

spelling fails and funny misspellings
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Karen asks Grown Man to Mow Her Lawn for $10

Apparently you don't even have to be in a store for a Karen to look down on you. Seems like Karen saw this dude mowing his lawn, decided he was a kid working for a lawn mowing service and went from there. For some more Karen stories, here's one about a Canadian giant humbling a grocery store Karen as well as a Karen customer who got defeated with kindness.

Story of Karen who thought guy mowing his lawn was a kid at a lawn mowing service | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/Alyksandur 6 days ago not lawn mowing service. XL (First time poster and usually listen these on YouTube don't have clue formatting works. Also, this may not be perfect sub this story, but still has right kind vibe This one actually happened last year, but short enough still remember pretty clearly live very small town where everybody can more or less recognize everybody else by si
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Laughable People Who Think They're Brilliant

The internet, home of ridiculous people who think they're geniuses. These are people who describe themselves as "too rational" to get a joke, think they understand space travel after thinking about it for 10 minutes, and rate online IQ tests poorly for giving them bad (accurate) scores. They're here to brag about themselves and ruin comments sections because they think they're geniuses.

Dumb people who brag about how smart they think they are | Skewed and Inaccurate test' is GEARED entirely towards right- brain activity and, so, is skewed and inaccurate. Having taken hundreds IQ tests my life (not mention holding multiple Post-Graduate technical degrees with GPAS 3.5 or better first which achieved at age 21 am well-aware my IQ which is significantly above average so-called 'test' put is generally considered be mentally challenged' range. Maybe better re-think test.
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Entitled Folks and Their Frustrating Demands

The earth is filled with a huge number of reasonable and kind people who wouldn't think to return a Christmas tree in January. That said, there are a small number of entitled people with preposterous demands who feel like people should just give them stuff. It could be a bad boss, a self-centered influencer, or a complete stranger. The world has a small but persistent supply of entitled folks with ludicrous demands.

ridiculous entitled people and their demands | Hi Just wanted let know loved cleaning last week and wondering if could come back every month Also wondering if could give us discount next time saw refilling water bottle our sink seems not big deal but our water bill is high specially with our new pool looking forward seeing again! Thank
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Strange Junk People Tried Selling Online

You can never truly know why someone is posting an ad online. It could be that they wanted to sell their art or share their craftsmanship. Sometimes they just want to make a joke or totally freak out strangers. Whether it's a baby doll/arachnid hybrid or a tortilla shaped like Lincoln, people won't stop trying to sell bizarre stuff online.

Weird things people tried selling on craigslist and online marketplaces | Treadmill sander 50 image 1 3 This is treadmill used as sander installed 100 grit sanding belt on works great as substitute drum sander or large belt sander used flatten an end grain cutting board | Pealed Cucumbers Filled With Hotdogs $175 Listed over week ago Knoxville, TN Send seller message Hi Gavin, is this still available? Send Message Save Share More Seller Information See Profile
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Facepalm Moments From The Dimmest Bulbs

We all fall prey to brain farts, and sometimes those brain farts end up manifesting in unbelievably clueless statuses for the rest of the online world to tear into with ferocious passion. Outside of the brain farts, the internet also invites a whole lot of blind ignorance. If we're lucky, we get to see those folks called out by some remarkable retorts.

A collection of moments that made us facepalm | Snee ee Thusds Jewant il Here is schedule hey think have wrong number Then is number because have 51 is my number Read 11:36 AM Ok then why did say have wrong number because not person trying text | Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados his yard? Who would do guys he just realized he has an avocado tree 8:51 PM 8/22/19 Twitter iPhone 2,213 Retweets 22.9K Likes
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Entitled Parent Thinks School Bus is a Private Chauffeur

Anyone who's ever waited for a school bus knows that the bus is under no obligation to come directly to your front door. This parent had a hard time understanding that they're not the only person whose kid goes to school. Entitled people show up everywhere and push demands onto everyone, like this customer who chose the wrong free glasses and got a response from the owner.

Entitled parent doesn't like school's bus policy and gets a response | 2 years ago This school is pretty new and lack organization. Also school is very inconsiderate their students safety feel as if having protest better bus transportation. SMH school Transportation director insist on picking my 6 yr old up mornings across street busy intersection near plaza parking lot. instead putting her up front my apartment complex entrance. No one showed any concern or care about situation Share
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Here we have a prime example of the importance of follow-through, and how last minute second thoughts can lead to personal ruin. If not for that hesitation stagger, maybe he could have made it.

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Extremely Weird Things People Did as Kids

You don't need to be an adult for long to realize that kids are extremely dumb and weird. It makes you go back and think about all the weird junk you must have done as a kid. Maybe you had an irrational fear of cardboard boxes or thought dirt tasted good. In the opposite direction, here's a story of a five-year-old who's way too smart for her own good.

Stories of the weirdest things people did as kids | IrrationallyCalm 43.4k points 1 day ago edited 1 day ago 回22 S around 8 years old liked way clean towels tasted. Something really enjoyed putting towel over straw, and drinking kool-aid through My mother wasn't fan having white towels covered with red spots, so she put stop pretty quick.
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A Bounty of Funny Tweets to Heap onto that Day

Twitter is at times a bundle of arguments just screaming over each other, but mostly it's just people's weird and extremely specific thoughts, weird scenarios and random funny tweets bouncing into each other. For more thoughts and bits of internet, here are some strange and random bits of Tumblr gold.

Funny tweets | clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Do sharks play harmonica like this or this harmonica pressed to a shark's mouth and to a shark's gills
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Stuff that Looks like Butts

Guess you could also call this a bunch of butt stuff. Nothing draws the eye quite like something that looks uncannily like a can. Nature can produce some intriguing situations, like trees that appear to eat things, and the brain and eyes can play catch-up with each other, leading to double-take inducing moments.

Funny things that look like butts | pumpkin with butt cheeks | tree trunk that is shaped like a buttocks
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Wonderfully Incompetent "Not My Job" Moments

Sure, it's in everyone's best interest to go home early but sometimes it can help to get an extra second eyes on that bench you put right under a drain pipe. We're not complaining, we like seeing workplace incompetence and wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments, so keep it up everyone.

Funny times people didn't do their job | pipe spilling water out of a brick wall right onto a wooden bench | chocolate bunny wrapped in a santa claus wrapper
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People That Screwed Themselves Over In Court

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various people that were their own worst enemies in court. Some criminally dumb criminals just seem to ask for it. For more absurdity from the courtroom check out these ridiculous overheards during court proceedings.

People that screwed themselves over in court | Belgian_friet 3d Not lawyer, but law student. This case my professor showed us class. Some guy accused something cannot remember but judge spoke him free because there wasn't enough evidence he had done Guy said "thank judge, l'll never do again DA appealed and got him convicted Reply 681
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Bored Hero Compiles Chronological List of Marvel Scenes

For anyone who had a burning desire to watch every recent Marvel movie in complete chronological order, you now have that liberty. One wonders what amazing things could be done with this kind of patience and dedication, but apparently that's too much to ask for. We have this now. People have a lot of time, patience and energy for the MCU, like this tumblr thread about Captain America seeing through Nick Fury's genius, this thread that welcomes the Death Star or this list of Marvel movies ranked by if there are trains in them.

Marvel Movie scenes listed in chronological order | beautiful internet weirdo @tonygoldmark Well nerds fuckin' did Took global pandemic and damn quarantine, but did figured out precise chronological order all MCU movies (so far) BY SCENE out my Goddamn mind welcome.
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Demanding Karen Insists She Works at the Store

It would take the most silver-tongued of devils to talk their way into an employee-only 7-11 bathroom in the middle of the night, and whatever opinion this entitled Karen has of herself, she's not gonna get in there. For another ridiculous Karen tactic, here's a Karen who demanded to speak to a fellow customer's manager.

Karen insists she's an employee to try to use the bathroom | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by u/wafflecopter2 16 hours ago No don't work here, lady XL never been mistaken an employee at place don't work at, but did have tell Karen she doesn't work at my store work at 7-Eleven, and been there about six years now used work night shift (boy, do have some stories those days) but one really stands out this subreddit is time had tell lady she doesnt work at my store.
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