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Andrew Duncan, a journalist with a Twitter bio about how he loved finding women wearing clothes that let him see parts of their shoulders, legs, and cleavage, really got people on Twitter going when he also said this undermines their claim at equality. Andrew, you've got to be kidding me, my dude. Welcome to 2019. Where have you been? 

And we just ran another post on some solid sexist ignorance with the guy who shared his 6 tips for how a woman can keep a man. That one didn't go too well either. When are these fools going to learn. 

Twitter users have banded together to share the dumbest of their ideas when it comes to improving the world. The results are actually pretty impressive. Like some of this stuff would really benefit the world. 

This guy in England was set to meet a woman at a place called Rum Kitchen, in London, when suddenly she went on to reveal her true, racist self. Sounds like he really dodged a bullet on this one. 

Some choosing beggars boldly walk through the world and actually expect free handouts from everyone around them. Like they don't keep an optimistic hope up that something good might come their way. No, they actually expect it! That right there is what separates the choosing beggars from the rest of the world. 

We'll never grow tired of reading up on the latest strictly irrational conversations between surprised sellers and volatile choosing beggars with hot tempers. 

Life will hit everyone pretty hard at some point. The difference with these folks is that for them someone had a camera running, and in a wonderful lapse of judgement uploaded it to the internet. We're grateful for that.

Tour guides see tourists do some really dumb things. If there's one thing to take away from these, it's that tourists are dumb. Not just kinda dumb. But like, real simple. Like, can't find their own ass kind of dumb. After a while it gets sad realizing these are the kind of people who represent you around the world.

When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.

Here are moments of people making stupid but very defensible points, literalism beyond rationality, and wonderful dad-level puns. It's all technically correct, but also kind of dumb, but also awesome at the same time. For more moments like these, here are more boldy dumb jokes that are technically correct.

Most of us are trying to get through the day while being kind to each other, but sometimes people just go f*ck it and act out of complete and utter selfishness. Here are instances of people being creepy, cruel and generally trashy for no good reason at all. For more trashiness, here are some trashy moments that belong on the garbage pile.

Whether dumb gimmick or attempt at being avant-garde, these restaurants took a step into the bizarre and stupid. Check out more at r/wewantplates.

This panicked guy's careless mistake when it came to sharing a #MeToo status without knowing what it means is a solid lesson in why you should understand what a hashtag means BEFORE you share it. He didn't intend to offend or be insensitive or spark panic, but that's exactly what happened after he shared this status without having been a victim himself. You live and you learn. 

Yes, that striking soul-piercing blue lake in Siberia that Instagram influencers are migrating towards in the chase for the next great selfie, is actually a toxic waste dump. The company that uses the lake to dump waste for the Heating and Electric Station No. 5 was forced to release a statement amidst the aggressive, mindless stupidity. The statement reads at one point, "you can not swim in the ash dump." 

Buzzfeed even reports that one dedicated influencer described the water as "warm and tastes sweet-ish." You can't make this level of stupid up. It's as if it walked off the script of a post apocalyptic movie itself. 

Are these the end times? A bunch of influencers blinded by their own lust for social media viral fame that they disregard viable statements from concerned officials; and proceed to swim around in toxic waste dumps? We sincerely hope that everyone ends up being alright. 

Chipotle found themselves fielding quite the mindless complaint from a customer on Twitter. My dude, those are bay leaves. You will be alright. Maybe just remove them from your dish and keep trucking onwards.