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The world has its fair share of entitled folks and their frustrating demands, but sometimes it gets worse than someone just wanting a discount for no reason. Sometimes people's approach to haggling is writing out their intent to come over to your house and mess you up. It's pretty stupid. For another ridiculous person who wanted a deal, here's a choosing beggar raging after rejection and getting shut down again.

Not only are words hard to spell, sometimes they're also hard to think of. For example, there are times when you can picture the image of a woodpecker in your head but the only thing that comes out is "jackhammer bird." When someone can't think of how to spell "spaghetti" they get extremely creative and come up with misspellings that feel like a kick in the dictionary.

Apparently you don't even have to be in a store for a Karen to look down on you. Seems like Karen saw this dude mowing his lawn, decided he was a kid working for a lawn mowing service and went from there. For some more Karen stories, here's one about a Canadian giant humbling a grocery store Karen as well as a Karen customer who got defeated with kindness.

The internet, home of ridiculous people who think they're geniuses. These are people who describe themselves as "too rational" to get a joke, think they understand space travel after thinking about it for 10 minutes, and rate online IQ tests poorly for giving them bad (accurate) scores. They're here to brag about themselves and ruin comments sections because they think they're geniuses.

The earth is filled with a huge number of reasonable and kind people who wouldn't think to return a Christmas tree in January. That said, there are a small number of entitled people with preposterous demands who feel like people should just give them stuff. It could be a bad boss, a self-centered influencer, or a complete stranger. The world has a small but persistent supply of entitled folks with ludicrous demands.

You can never truly know why someone is posting an ad online. It could be that they wanted to sell their art or share their craftsmanship. Sometimes they just want to make a joke or totally freak out strangers. Whether it's a baby doll/arachnid hybrid or a tortilla shaped like Lincoln, people won't stop trying to sell bizarre stuff online.

We all fall prey to brain farts, and sometimes those brain farts end up manifesting in unbelievably clueless statuses for the rest of the online world to tear into with ferocious passion. Outside of the brain farts, the internet also invites a whole lot of blind ignorance. If we're lucky, we get to see those folks called out by some remarkable retorts.

Anyone who's ever waited for a school bus knows that the bus is under no obligation to come directly to your front door. This parent had a hard time understanding that they're not the only person whose kid goes to school. Entitled people show up everywhere and push demands onto everyone, like this customer who chose the wrong free glasses and got a response from the owner.

You don't need to be an adult for long to realize that kids are extremely dumb and weird. It makes you go back and think about all the weird junk you must have done as a kid. Maybe you had an irrational fear of cardboard boxes or thought dirt tasted good. In the opposite direction, here's a story of a five-year-old who's way too smart for her own good.

Twitter is at times a bundle of arguments just screaming over each other, but mostly it's just people's weird and extremely specific thoughts, weird scenarios and random funny tweets bouncing into each other. For more thoughts and bits of internet, here are some strange and random bits of Tumblr gold.

Guess you could also call this a bunch of butt stuff. Nothing draws the eye quite like something that looks uncannily like a can. Nature can produce some intriguing situations, like trees that appear to eat things, and the brain and eyes can play catch-up with each other, leading to double-take inducing moments.

Sure, it's in everyone's best interest to go home early but sometimes it can help to get an extra second eyes on that bench you put right under a drain pipe. We're not complaining, we like seeing workplace incompetence and wonderfully unprofessional "not my job" moments, so keep it up everyone.

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about various people that were their own worst enemies in court. Some criminally dumb criminals just seem to ask for it. For more absurdity from the courtroom check out these ridiculous overheards during court proceedings.

For anyone who had a burning desire to watch every recent Marvel movie in complete chronological order, you now have that liberty. One wonders what amazing things could be done with this kind of patience and dedication, but apparently that's too much to ask for. We have this now. People have a lot of time, patience and energy for the MCU, like this tumblr thread about Captain America seeing through Nick Fury's genius, this thread that welcomes the Death Star or this list of Marvel movies ranked by if there are trains in them.

It would take the most silver-tongued of devils to talk their way into an employee-only 7-11 bathroom in the middle of the night, and whatever opinion this entitled Karen has of herself, she's not gonna get in there. For another ridiculous Karen tactic, here's a Karen who demanded to speak to a fellow customer's manager.