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We're not exactly sure what compels people to think they can get away with demanding stuff for way below asking price, then turning around and being super verbally abusive. But there sure are a whole lot of people out there who think that's totally cool and normal.

These men tried to assert their godly dominance in absolutely ridiculous ways. You would not want to find yourself anywhere near these toxic displays of fragile, validation-seeking egos. 

Yeah, they're right, kind of. This collection of ultra-literal puns and dad-level witticisms may be too dumb to handle. We think some are pretty clever in their own way? Probably? Anyway if you wanna see more cleverly dumb jokes then you can check out more of them right over here.

It's seemingly inconsequential mistakes like this that keep us up at night. This dude could've had opportunity knocking at his door 2 years ago were it not for just a few small mistakes that made him invisible to potential employers. At least he figured it out eventually. Reminds us of this guy who literally lived in the dark for 6 years.

Everyone's ignorance of how computers work would be so much easier to deal with if we were all just honest about how much we don't know. Like, what's the use of telling the IT person they're wrong about their own job? Sometimes it's amazing what people don't know about their own computers.

Nothing gets the blood boiling hotter than seeing some rich kid get a better opportunity with the help of daddy's money. Here are some of the more entitled and out-of-touch applications people have reviewed. Luckily, most of these spoiled kids didn't get in. For more stories of rich kid syndrome, check this out.

For the uninitiated, this is an updated version of this exchange where one guy absolutely could not handle having to wait 2 weeks for a desk to be built. So here's part 2. Note: Mark is not the rude dude. Our man comes in later for an attempt at an apology. It goes about how you'd expect.

First dates typically have some awkward moments, but these ones really take the cake and get it all over your clothes. So drink in these awkward moments and be glad for any social grace you already possess. Terrible dates like this happen all the time.

Life is full of attempts. If you keep your wits about you, many of these attempts can turn into successes. Should you be a moron and try something stupid, you'll find your attempt made famous in the illustrious halls of failure. For more failed attempts, check these out.

An inventive and absolutely idiotic approach was taken by this mouth breather trying to scam an Amazon gift card voucher. Time to hit the workshop for a different tactic, or just cut your losses altogether. This whole scamming thing doesn't seem to be working out for you, Michael. 

Sure, a developing human is gonna have a hard time adjusting to the rigors of the world around them, but at a certain point, c'mon kid, you're having a full-on meltdown because your mom's not letting you eat dirt. Maybe she knows better than you about eating dirt. Here are more stupid reasons kids went insane.

You can never be too sure of what you're gonna get on a dating app. Well okay, you can be pretty sure you're gonna get a slew of thirsty boring people with no redeeming qualities, as well as people trying to get you to send them money. But other than that you can't be too sure of what you're gonna get. Also, there's more where that came from.

The truth burns! When someone went full stupid in the comments section, and said that SPF causes cancer, people stepped up to dismiss the moronic BS with hard facts. When in the middle of a confrontation with a wild mouthbreather, it's best to break out that sweet logic.