The world is full of choosing beggars who routinely push the limits of decency to save a few extra bucks. Sometimes it's your cousin's ex-girlfriend who still uses your Netflix account and demands that you pay for it. Sometime's it's a random dude on facebook marketplace who wants your iPhone for free. Cheapskates come from all walks of life, and they're constantly making life more annoying for everyone around them.
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These lying liars shouldn't have even bothered with trying to spread their BS all over the web. You see, we're fortunate enough to have a strong band of truth defending warriors around, ready to unmask all the deception for what it is and expose the truth. In an era dominated by social media it can be hard to pick away at all the lies and get at the nut of what's the actual truth. We're just grateful to see these BS spreading liars called out for all their misleading antics.
Twitter user @ImNice_LikeRice asked what people would steal if they were a burglar who's main goal is to inconvenience their victims as much as possible. People responded with some pretty diabolical answers. You'd be surprised how easily you could screw someone's whole day up with just one or two missing things.
Would you like to pay for a subscription to drinking fountains? How about shoes that you have to charge? Internet of Shit highlights these disappointing marvels of technology and many more in what seems like a rapidly approaching dystopian future of awful products that simultaneously don't work and make life more inconvenient when they do work.
Via TMZSports
A viral video released by TMZ, has surfaced that shows what appears to be Conor McGregor punching an elderly man at a bar, over an alleged dispute about a whiskey shot.
Apparently McGregor was passing out cups to patrons at a bar called the Marble Arch in Dublin, in April, and encountered this guy who declined his drink offer. This rejection rubbed McGregor the wrong way, as you can see what looks like McGregor sucker punch the guy before being carried out.
An official from Ireland's national police force released a statement to the MMA Junkie that reads:
"Garda are investigating an assault incident that occurred at a public house in Drimnagh, Dublin 12, on 6/4/19 at approximately 2:30pm. Investigations ongoing in relation to this incident and no arrests have been made to date," the statement reads.
We'd all love to dress up as our favorite cartoon characters and superheroes, but few of us have the time and budget to do a good job. Thanks to Lowcost_cosplay we have an answer to the question "how can I dress up like my favorite Disney character, Ursula the Sea Witch, when all I can afford is a banana?"
You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.
Twitter user @StefanMolyneux, started up a full-fledged shitstorm when he tweeted out a particularly controversial tweet, wondering what women will do with their lives if they live till 80 without having kids. The response from various women on Twitter was one of strong disapproval and general disgust. This idiotic tweet ranks right up there with another man's sexist list of 6 steps to keep a man that reads like it's right out of the 1950s.
It's a pretty well known fact that, well, kids are stupid creatures. Kids aren't necessarily good at anything, so when they get a chance to brag, they take it. Even if it's the smallest thing you wouldn't think of as a real achievement, they'll let you know about it. Here are some strange flexes people saw in their own kids as well as themselves as children.
Via Monochromemutt
You didn't know you needed this, but here's a video version of this conversation of a person who needed photos of cenozoic animals with their mouths open so he could photoshop microphones into them. It's simple but by god it's one of those wonderful gems of the internet.
Feels good when someone's crappy behavior is rewarded with a fitting punishment. In this case, two rude dudes who overstepped their bounds got a talking to and left with the massive bill they created. Sometimes employees get their own petty revenge on terrible customers, but this one came down from their own boss.
There are a lot of ways to fail a driving test. You could roll through a stop sign or forget how to use your blinker. If you're really bad, you could even hit the instructor. We're not sure why you'd want to fail a driving test. Maybe you're afraid of the scary things you could see while driving at night.
Radio Host @StefanMolyneux, met quite a bit of backlash on Twitter after tweeting out his incendiary thoughts on how women wearing lipstick is equivalent to men wearing "artificial erections" around the office. He proceeded to get absolutely told off on Twitter, by multiple people who felt it was necessary to address the ignorance head on. This gives off similar vibes to the guy on Twitter who asked what women will do with their lives if they live into their 80's without having kids.
Some people grow out of it, some don't. Children are stupid idiots. Sure, they're just learning everything about the world for the first time, but hot damn are they dumb as rocks for a while there. We were dumb too. We're still dumb, but we can do long division and drive, so that's pretty good.
