We all have severe lapses in observation from time to time but damn, Karen. What can we say? At least she figured it out sooner than later. The devil's in the details. This isn't a rare phenomenon, and some people have worse technical skills than others. It's pretty common knowledge that people have a pretty hard time with computers.
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You don't know what you have until one idiot does something stupid and unprecedented that changes the rules for everyone. Whether it's why you can't see the guts of a McDonalds anymore, or why you can't wear your favorite pants to work. Sometimes rules even exist because someone did something so unthinkably dumb that they had to make up a new category, just for that one jackass. And sometimes new rules don't even work.
Just when you think people can't stoop low enough, they respond seriously to an Onion article. Is it a lack of critical thinking skills? Poor reading comprehension? Zero sense of humor? Bogus knowledge of the real world and an inability to distinguish between fact from fiction? Okay, yeah it's probably a combination of all of these. Anyway if you liked these then here's more times people assumed The Onion was trying to be a reputable News source.
Sometimes the most satisfying jokes are the most dumb. They might be weird and stupid, but you can't say that they're wrong. So get some dads out here and show em these jokes and puns. Man, do these make us feel smart. Here's another slew of dumb jokes that are technically correct.
Whether it's living up, or down, to our name, you be the judge. It was a morning, not unlike most others. The Twitterverse was aflame with controversy, and in this case, the point of focus for us (cause we err on the side of absurdity), was a photoshop-crafted rumor of Caesar Salad-flavored Pop-Tarts. The humanity! People were losing their minds. So well, I stepped in, and asked if these sick creations might be frosted with ranch. And there it is. The FAIL. The stupidity. The learning. It's a Caesar Salad-flavored Pop-Tart, my dude. No ranch on this shit, unless you're a maniacal, ranch-crazed beast; and in that case, pour a little extra for the FAIL at hand.
But hey, that's what we're here for. Sharing the fails, and crafting some of our own (unknowingly), along the way. In this case, we've got one we think you'll enjoy. And what would we be without capitalizing on our own Fails? I mean, come on. Follow us over on Twitter here, if you want to catch me doing more spicy banter, stupid shit, and playing around in the Twitterverse.
Change.org has been host to some pretty questionable petitions, such as "let people drink the red liquid from the dark sarcophugus" a few months back, when a really old Egyptian Sarcophagus was exhumed. (It got over 34,000 signatures!) Anyway we're not sure if selling Montana to Canada would solve the debt crisis, but it sure is a neat idea. Here's what people, even some self-proclaimed citizens of Montana, had to say.
Even the most well-intentioned PR stunts can give way to absolute and utter catastrophe. Every action is ripe for a fail that we hopefully find ourselves honoring back here at Fail Blog, one day. In this case, we've pooled together some of the world's most notable PR stunt fails, for your enjoyment. And we don't think they'll disappoint. How about that whole LifeLock madness? Todd, you savage.
What happens when people don't review their work? Misplaced toilets, stairs to nowhere and advertisements that look like living nightmares. Some of this stuff was planned, but still turned out to be crap anyway! And boy are we glad it happens.
The truth is, this stuff is child's play. Here's some darker and dirtier design fails to really get your motor running.
When asked about the dumbest interaction they've had with a patient, these folks did not let up. Stories like these kinda make it more obvious why so many people still have such a vast misunderstanding of basic medical knowledge these days. When doctors have to stress basic stuff like this, it makes you wonder how a lot of people manage to stay alive.
Sometimes people need to be reminded that the world can detect the stink of the BS they're putting out. In these cases, liars met their match in the online world's toughest truth-defending warriors.
This is what happens when a wannabe so-called "Influencer" with 10k followers thinks they can swing their weight around and bully a person into doing a job for less than minimum wage. Honestly, who thinks they can waste other people's time with this kind of BS? By the way, if you want to waste more time looking at more of this kind of BS, here's way more laughably entitled cheapskates.
What's frustrating about people who think they're smart is that they never learn anything. Having an ego isn't illegal, but when you start trying to bully people online, say really obvious shit, and ruin everyone's time, then you've become a burden. Here's to hoping these folks can see the bigger picture.
Never underestimate the internet when it comes to dissecting specific scenes from Pirate of the Caribbean movies. It started when someone pointed out the ridiculousness of having a legendary pirate standing in a bucket of water as a loophole for his curse. It ended with multiple users trying to figure out exactly how he figured this out, and what other curse-circumnavigating activities he could engage in, like sitting in a wheelbarrow. For more awesome pop culture weirdness from Tumblr, here's the time users tried to figure out what day Ice Cube's Good Day was, and here's the time they tried to figure out what angels look like.
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This video has the comedian and podcaster explaining why he's finally quitting the classic online roleplaying game Runescape. It's strange that he's hardly mentioned his addiction to the MMORPG in his comedy and interviews. Either way, we're pretty impressed with the guy for having been so into the game for all these years.
It all started with a meme posted to Imgur, wherein the commenters started a "99 bottles of beer on the wall" style run. And you better believe that a dedicated few commenters took it all the way down. The whole thing was documented by users Bearjamin and therealamh. It was a good idea but it really did just keep going. We don't expect you to make it to the end.
