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Guy Reconsiders Deal with Wife When She Wants to Name Kid After GoT Character

Sounds like a bad deal. Hopefully the guy's son leaves his sister alone. Anyway, this dude asked the internet what to do, and they swiftly passed their judgement. Maybe if he loses this round, they can have another kid and as revenge he can name it Hodor. People always have some family drama, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his bully.

guy refuses to let wife name kids after game of thrones characters
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Dealership Employee Drives the Life Out of a Car to Spite His Awful Manager

The car didn't have a ton of life remaining, but this guy made sure his boss knew he was getting a bad deal. We've had bad bosses before, so it's cathartic to see incompetent managers get the short end like this boss who stupidly ordered a contractor to go on call and ended up with a $10,000 invoice or this guy who hired a thief as his replacement.

Dealership employee has an abusive boss so he drives a traded car until it's broken.
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Guy Fulfills Divorce Deposition By Delivering A Literal Truckload of Paperwork

Divorce can totally screw people over. Between the exhausting bitterness and legal fees, it's safe to say that people often do not have a good time going through divorce. When this guy started getting requests for tons of information on his business, he went malicious compliance on it and found out exactly what he could legally get away with as a response.

Guy gets revenge on unfair divorce request by sending tons of paperwork.
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Client Refuses to Pay Web Designer, So He Edits The Guy's Site to Advertise His Competitors

I guess if you want to not pay someone for their work, it's a pretty bad idea to start off your plan by handing over the keys to your site. Karma hit hard here. It's generally a better policy not to lie and steal, especially from people who have a plan to strike back. Kinda like the time this guy got stiffed so he grouted a bathroom with sugar.

Story of web designer whose client refused to pay, so he changed the site until he did pay.
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Musician Tells Story of a Fan Who Rode a Stolen Horse To A Party with Photo Evidence

Not sure what the takeaway here is, but this is some straight up cowboy shit. I guess for starters, don't steal horses. Honestly, if you don't know what you're doing, don't even get close to horses. And if the cops stop you riding a horse that's not yours while you're under the influence, we don't really even know what could happen to you. Can they tell if it's a hot horse? Can you get a horse DUI? We just know cops can enforce some real stupid laws if you're being a real asshole.

Musician recounts story of a fan who rode a horse to a house party and took a photo.
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Guy Battles Stupid Work Tie Policy by Buying Ugliest Ties Possible

Companies and institutions around us like to impose inconvenient rules for dumb reasons. Companies will make you wear uncomfortable hats. Colleges will make you comply with unfair printing fees. It's a minor, but meaningful success when you can get revenge within the rules and beat them at their own game.

buying ugly ties to fight against the man
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Jerk Driver Messes Up Bicyclist, Gets Hit Back In The Wallet

If there's any lesson to be learned by all parties here, it's that it's a good idea to have insurance. Another one would be to not falsify your own insurance documents. Another thing might be, don't tell the person you hit with your car to go to the police while screaming that they'll never get a penny out of you. Not only is it a bad look, it kind of sours the relationship. Sometimes people go all out for revenge.

story about cyclist getting hit by car then winning the lawsuit
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25 People Share The Dumbest Way They Hurt Themselves

We put so much effort into not getting played that sometimes we play ourselves. We're just glad we've never taken it as far as these folks did, like throwing darts into themselves and incapacitating themselves with pizza rolls. People injure themselves in stupid ways all the time. Some ways are just more entertaining than others.

Stupid and funny ways people injured themselves.
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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Not Wanting to Adopt Stepdaughters He Helped Raise

When faced with a tough decision, it's helpful to get another opinion. This guy wanted to know if he was wrong to not want to adopt his stepdaughters, and people had a lot of well-thought out opinions on the matter. The internet has tough questions, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

am i the asshole, would i be the asshole, reddit, adoption, family, tough choice
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Dude's Imaginative Story Brings Horrifying New Meaning to "Endless Shrimp"

You'll never think of endless shrimp in quite the same way again. It starts out so wholesome, but then it becomes a rollercoaster of shrimp. With your simple wish for endless shrimp, you've doomed your future to one that is truly endless and full of shrimp. Here are some two sentence horror stories for some absurd and succinct spookiness.

horror story about being served endless shrimp
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Guy Complies with Unfair Printing Fee by Using Every Printer at Once

It's known that everything about college is way too expensive, but charging a fee for a service that no one will fully use is pretty much stealing. It's like if a company offered coupons for free kicks in the crotch. Who's gonna redeem all of them? Anyway this guy decided he wouldn't make the college waste his money, so he wasted it in a way that he at least had control over. People often come up with solutions to problems foisted on them by large institutions, like this guy who was told he had to work on vacation.

malicious compliance of printer fees
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Kind Customer Service Guy Solves Widow's Nightmare of a Bill

For all the terribly inconvenient calls we've had with cable and internet providers, it's encouraging to see a person go the extra mile to effectively help someone who needs it. You hope your customer service rep is like this. Just kinda feels nice to see some interpersonal understanding, in a wholesome sort of way.

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Guy Suspects Wife Is Cheating, She's Actually Going to Denny's to Use The Toilet

You really hope this shit is real. It would take a herculean amount of willful ignorance not to notice that your significant other is leaving the house every time they need to use the bathroom, but to be fair, some couples are actually really, really terrible at communication. For those of you who like toilet stories and completely lack class, here's a hilarious airplane bathroom story.

tifu, reddit, denny's, today i fucked up, story about wife going to a denny's to use the bathroom
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Guy Asks Internet If He's Wrong for Calling Cops on Sister Who Took His Car

Calling the cops on your own blood, hot damn! On the one hand, she was completely abused the offer to use his car, and used it longer than he offered. But also, did she know she'd get arrested if she didn't give it back? Seems kind of like a waste of police resources. Isn't there a way to solve issues among your own family without getting the police involved?  This guy asked the internet if he was a jerk for disowned his sister for marrying his childhood bully.

AITA thread about dude who called the cops on sister who borrowed his car
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Awful Owner Tasks Guy With Hiring His Replacement, So He Hires A Known Thief

It's encouraging to see people leave a bad job, like when this dude's awful boss asked him to consider his role so he got a better job. The kicker for this one is that, while the owners are trying to manipulate this guy into hiring his own replacement, the new guy with the sketchy job history was their choice anyway.

replacement hire is shady thief to get back at owners
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Dude's Awful Boss Asks Him to Consider His Role, so He Does and Gets a Better Job

A bad boss can make or break a whole company. Sometimes they can even make everyone quit at once. Here's a good reminder that even if you feel stuck at a crappy job, you can evaluate your skills and may realize that you totally don't have to put up with the BS that a bad boss sticks you with daily.

terrible boss causes employees to quit
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