It's what we've always wanted to do when we see someone hoarding a perfectly good parking spot. This person just happened to have the energy, time, and dedication to really make it happen. Hats off to these acts of somewhat petty but always satisfying displays of street justice.
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These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.
We're not sure what compels people to seek out abandoned mental hospitals and creepy places of all sorts, but we're glad to hear their report when (if) they make it back. If you wanna freak yourself out some more, here's some creepy stuff people had happen closer to home.
Editor Gideon Lichfield offered a wonderfully ironic complaint in regards to an article about the conformity of nonconformists. We couldn't have asked for some more solid irony. Are hipsters even still a thing? It's been like forever.
This former anti-vaxxer calls himself the unicorn that the internet was looking for. He then proceeds to dive into the telling of his story about being raised as an anti-vaxxer, and ultimately what forces in his life compelled him to confront whether that's what he wanted. We just ran a story yesterday about an anti-vaxxer asking one profoundly dumb question, and the even dumber comments section that ensued. So, if you're still in the mood for more anti-vaxxer madness, check that out over here!
Exes can make life difficult. In some cases, desperate times call for desperate, meticulously timed measures. When this guy's ex-girlfriend was intent on making him pay for most of a year's worth of rent, he struck back in a way that couldn't get him away faster.
When somebody tells you the world is gonna roll you, you have to question whether or not you're the sharpest implement in the shed. "Bro" does not seem that sharp. We've have bad roommates and we're amazed this turned out so smoothly in favor of the revenger. Revenge is sweet.
Sometimes a well-timed inappropriate thing said at a funeral can actually improve the mood and make the experience more meaningful. Other times it's family members almost coming to blows over who gets their grandpa's estate. Pretty wide swing of the pendulum, for sure. For crazy wedding stories, check this out.
This dude just wanted to ride the bus, but went out on a limb and lied about his identity. It's literally like a sitcom episode where one lie snowballs into a web of bigger and bigger lies. Sounds stressful. While lying is usually the wrong thing to do, people do it all day every day. Sometimes the results work out way too well.
Sometimes it's a legitimate mistake or just good timing. Sometimes it's a guy walking right into a pole. Sometimes it's literally the dumbest thing in the world. Here's what made these people laugh so hard they couldn't breathe. If you asked us what made us laugh too hard recently it'd have to be either this story or these dumb jokes.
What starts as a confusing mystery ends as a relationship-changing bombshell. What a rabbit hole. To be honest, we wouldn't know what to do in this situation either. If you wanted to see some relationship red flags people have overlooked, check out this list here.
We can't really fault him for anything but not noticing the true secret behind the free treat. It's really more of a condemnation of the weirdos out there who would set up hapless bystanders for failure. We don't blame him. People make terrible mistakes all the time, like this dude who cleared his own job site.
Why is it so easy to notice dating mistakes when you're not the one making them? It's like this guy makes every wrong turn you could think of. The self-importance on this dude is absolutely majestic. In case you aren't familiar with this planet, this is not the first time dudes have made mistakes on dates.
When you get a bunch of dudes together, you'd be amazed at the impressive, but also comparatively stupid and pointless things you can accomplish. These Tumblr users started talking about them and it ended with a a wholesomely bro-tastic story of how one woman ended up retrieving her keys from a frat.
I'd imagine this would be the least odd thing to happen at Neil Gaiman's funeral.
We're always afraid that people are talking about us behind our backs. It's not fun to find out someone doesn't like your personality or thinks you're weird. But when it's your boss, one of the only people in your life that it really makes a difference how much they like you, that's a bit of a nightmare. By the way, the world has no shortage of crazy stories about their bosses.
