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Internet Determines Guy Is an Ass for Eating over 3 Feet of a 6-Foot Party Sub

First of all, let's not deny that this is actually incredible. Usually people ask if they're jerks over something like their disowning their sister for marrying their bully, but damn, 3 feet of sub? Eating over half of a sandwich the height of a man is a tremendous feat that many of us wish we were capable of. That said, eating that much of a sandwich intended to feed a whole party is definitely a selfish move. He was sort of measured about his approach, but that wasn't enough to cover the fact that a whole lot of sandwich went missing.

AITA Reddit thread about eating half a sub at the party
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Vegetarian Coworker Sadly Learns Gummy Bears Aren't Vegetarian

Honestly, other than the whole "shaped like an animal" part, gummy bears don't seem like they'd have meat products in them, but that gelatin will get ya. Realizations like these can be pretty embarrassing for vegetarians and vegans, like this time a Subway employee had to explain to a shocked customer that mayo isn't vegan.

Coworker learns gelatin in gummy bears contains beef, and she takes it hard.
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Neighbor's Land-Grabby Attitude Leaves Him With Missing Vehicles and A Ruined Yard

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This neighbor was illegally extending his property line into protected land and got nailed for it. Had he been nicer to his neighbors, he may not have been completely screwed, but hey, he flew too close to the sun. Sometimes when people take up too much space, the universe calls on someone to mess with them, like this guy who got petty revenge on a selfish parker with a fake note.

Gramps has a mean neighbor who illegally takes land from protected lands, and the county takes that land back.
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Delusional Customer Demands Her Son Get To Taste Hottest Hot Sauce In Store, Learns Lesson

We're big fans of seeing disrespectful customers getting taught lessons by employees, so it seems natural that if an entitled customer demands to stupidly expose themselves to a crazy hot hot sauce, you let them guzzle it down, by god. She claimed that it wasn't actually spicy to save face, but we all know she lost the battle.

customer demands hot sauce
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Dad Drives Off Jehovah's Witnesses By Inviting Them In and Getting Hammered

Sometimes it's a Saturday and you just want to relax without anyone evangelizing to you. Things started off polite, but after having his door knocked on a third time, this guy thought that he should be more bold and really weird them out. And it worked. When dads aren't making dad jokes they're getting epic dad revenge.

Dad gets annoyed by jehova's witnesses, so he invites them in, gets drunk and starts showing them his guns before they run away.
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Dude Gets Petty Revenge On Selfish Parker with Fake Note

That's some good quality, satisfying, highly petty revenge. No real harm done except for a headache who thought he was worth four parking spots. We've heard of people rage-trapping bad parkers for the sake of justice, but straight up messing with their mind seems like a less risky but satisfyingly diabolical way of getting back at someone for their transgressions.

Guy parks his Corvette over 4 spaces, so a dude leaves a fake note saying that he damaged the car.
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Crazy Possessive Bridezilla Photoshops Friend Out Of All Wedding Photos

Here's a saga spanning years, ending in a wonderfully, expensively petty decision. Like she says, this lady does sound like LOTS. We've seen epic bridezilla moments from wedding shop workers but this one is literally years in the making.

Woman tells story of how her crazy friend photoshopped her out of her wedding photos.
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Boss Requires Staff to Wear Heels All Day, Bartender Proves Extreme Point

Oppressive work dress codes suck and are dumb. We've had jobs where we have to cover up tattoos, since apparently seeing some ink on a wrist would make an old lady crap her pants in terror. People try to work their way around them, like this guy who battled his work tie policy by buying excessively ugly ties. But when your required work attire is something that is uncomfortable, painful, and actively makes your job harder, then it's time to make a statement. This woman went hard.

Woman tells story about how boss's new dress code has her walking in an uncomfortable dress and high heels, so she lets her feet bleed to prove a point.
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Sick Dude, Shows Up Looking Scary Sick, After Being Told Attendance For Final Test Is Mandatory

College can have weird and rigid rules, but sometimes there are ways to fight back within the confines of the system, like this guy who complied with his school's unfair printing fee by using every printer at once. In this case, a class wouldn't let him get out of the final for being sick, so he decided to play it up.

Sick guy's school requires him to show up to test or fail, so he shows up and looks awful.
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Speech Pathologist Has Incredible Chance Encounter with Nonverbal Autistic 10-year Old on Plane

Rachel R. Romero is a developmental neuroscientist and speech-language pathologist who just happened to sit next to a kid with nonverbal autism on a plane. After the father warned her about his son's behavior, her job training kicked into gear and she ended up doing some communication exercises. Pretty cool and interesting chance encounter. If you want some more feel-good stuff, here are some wholesome memes to give your day a healthy pep talk.

Speech Pathologist sits on a plane next to a father and his autistic son. He warns her, but she is prepared and it's her job to work with this exact kind of case.
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New Hire Wonders If They're Wrong For Giving Coworkers Ludicrous Reasons for Their Missing Fingers

The short answer is no it's the coworkers who are wrong, and also this person's joke reasons are hilarious. Since people can't be grownups and find themselves absolutely shocked when they meet someone with a missing foot or something, the world is chock full of disabled people having "C'mon man" moments.

Person with three missing fingers gets annoyed by coworkers constantly asking how they lost them, so they make up crazy reasons.
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Guy Gets Hired at Store, Never Told to do Anything, Stays On for Months

This is surreal and the fact that this guy did what he did for this long before just walking away has sort of an air of triumph to it. First jobs can be really confusing, so when you're a dumb teenager who has no idea how jobs actually work, and are then given zero direction from an awful manager, you can get down some weird rabbit holes.

Guy tells story of how when he was a teenager he was hired at a retail store. No one told him to do anything so he occupied his time, then got bored and left.
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Guy Wants To Know If He's Wrong for Not Accommodating for His Roommate's Girlfriend's Baby

Being forced into a situation where he's expected to take care of and spend money on a baby two levels removed from him, this guy wonders if he's an asshole for totally removing himself with the situation. Some people like kids and go the extra mile to help out other folks, other people don't like kids and are within their rights to not have to deal with ones that just fell into their lives. Sometimes people choose to ask the internet whether or not they're being a jerk in their given situation.

Guy's roommate's girlfriend with a baby moves in, doesn't pay rent, and expects him to take care of her baby. Other users comment on if what he is doing is wrong.
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Dude Gets Screwed By Mechanic, Takes It Up With Owner And Gets Results

It's pretty rare that people manage to solve stuff like this so gracefully. And what's really surprising is that the owner was on his side. He must have hated the manager already. Sometimes people stick up for themselves and get results, like this bicyclist who got hist by a jerk driver.

Mechanic tries to charge guy for a mistake they made, he talks to owner, he makes it right and the GM gets fired.
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Guy Reconsiders Deal with Wife When She Wants to Name Kid After GoT Character

Sounds like a bad deal. Hopefully the guy's son leaves his sister alone. Anyway, this dude asked the internet what to do, and they swiftly passed their judgement. Maybe if he loses this round, they can have another kid and as revenge he can name it Hodor. People always have some family drama, like this guy who asked if he was a jerk for disowning his sister for marrying his bully.

guy refuses to let wife name kids after game of thrones characters
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Dealership Employee Drives the Life Out of a Car to Spite His Awful Manager

The car didn't have a ton of life remaining, but this guy made sure his boss knew he was getting a bad deal. We've had bad bosses before, so it's cathartic to see incompetent managers get the short end like this boss who stupidly ordered a contractor to go on call and ended up with a $10,000 invoice or this guy who hired a thief as his replacement.

Dealership employee has an abusive boss so he drives a traded car until it's broken.
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