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21 Employees Share What Made Everyone Quit at Once

Quitting your job on the spot is one thing, but when you and all of your coworkers quit at the same time, that's usually a good indicator that an owner or manager somewhere totally screwed up. There's a whole lot of incompetence out there, and these people only tolerated it for a while before doing a mass exodus. For more stories about bad jobs, here are people who quit on the spot.

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Dude Gets the Hook-Up After Fellow Customer Is Rude as Hell

We're always happy to see a rude customer get theirs. Anyone benefitting from this angry dude's misfortune is just icing on the cake. For another story about a customer getting humbled, check out the story of when a blatantly rude Chinese customer didn't know the cashier speaks mandarin Chinese.

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Guy Unleashes Pandora's Box of On Command Power Farting

The moral of this story has gotta be: It's important to listen to previous generations, because they might have valuable information to pass down. The cycle almost ruined his own life, so who knows what will happen in the hands of the next generation. For another delightful fart story, check out this farting deaf student who was shocked by a bombshell revelation.

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Dude Doesn't Open Gift for Years, Suffers Belated Regret

It's at least good that he didn't stake his whole life on the relationship, but yeah, that's a bit of a flub. It's best to not think about what could have been. These commenters are right though, maybe she was actually the one who dodged a bullet. For a story that might actually be considered too sad, check out this guy who broke his dad's dog's heart all over again.

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Hilarious Behind-The-Scenes Explanation for How the Chicken in Moana Got so Dumb

Apparently, that loveably stupid character was supposed to get more screen time, but it just didn't pan out. Between marketing and production of the movie, the creators realized they'd have to make a change. Hey, I'm still happy with their work. Also God bless Alan Tudyk, aka Wash aka Pirate Steve. For somefunny and cool knowledge about the original Jurassic Park, check this out.

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IT Guy Comes up with Masterful Plan After Being Told He Has to Work on Vacation

Sometimes it feels like work takes up more of our free time than it should, and sadly, not many of us are given an opportunity to actually do anything about it. When this guy's self-titled "boss" told him that he'd have to work on vacation, he figured out a way to get what he wanted and also make it more miserable for the jerk who tried to tell him what to do. Check this out for a story of a guy who got petty email revenge on the company that fired him.

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Guy's Sad Mistake Breaks His Dad's Dog's Heart All Over Again

Honestly this story might be *too* sad, so only read on if you want to learn about a guy who thoroughly disappointed his late father's dog in the most accidentally cruel way possible. For a much lighter dog story, here's a very sweet story of a good boy moving to a new house and licking all the doors.

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Guy's Car Story with Unforgettable Ending Will Make You Say "Goddamn It"

This story about an incompetent driving grandma is a real wild ride with maybe the dumbest ending we've ever seen. You just have to read the thing for full effect. If you want some more somewhat light funny stories, then here are some greentext stories to make you feel better about yourself.

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Frustrated Guy Gets Noisy NSFW Revenge on Home Renovation TV Show

Well, play stupid games, get stupid prizes. We're fans of any revenge story where the powers that be get theirs just for thinking they could swing their weight around. Check out this story for a sales dude getting back at his company.

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Edgy Teen Jokingly Asks If Friend's Date Has Killed Anyone, He Says "Yes"

Dark jokes are fun and awesome until the exact moment when they get too real. I guess the lesson here is to not fully assume that everyone's got the same background as you. Damn that's awkward. I guess they got a bit of a history lesson out of it. Here are more awkward cringe moments that keep people up at night.

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Woman Has to Prove She's Not Cheating Because of What Her BF Found in Toilet

This story is absolutely not for everyone, so hey, don't come at us in the comments saying you weren't already warned. Anyway, putting on relationship goggles, this is first and foremost a trust issue, and probably a legitimate fear this guy has. A ridiculous and overblown fear? Yeah, probably. Do they make relationship therapists for this kind of thing? Who knows. For a similarly...obscure(?) relationship story, here's a panicked guy who had to interrogate his girlfriend over a stinky sock mystery.

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Boss Stops Paying Servers, so They Stick It to Him Where It Hurts

When their boss got overzealous cutting costs, this group of bartenders and servers took action right when it mattered most. 8:30 on a Friday. It seems like the natural thing to happen when you overwork your staff and stop paying them. For more, here's a satisfying revenge story of an employee ending his despicably cheap boss.

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Dude's Homophobic Uncle Shows up as His Grindr Date

Dating can be unpredictable, but this is ridiculous. We envy no person who ends up in this situation, especially with such a tormenting hypocrite. Yikes, dude. For another dating nightmare, check out this absolutely insane tinder match who couldn't handle this girl's vocabulary.

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Panicked Student Accidentally Submits Erotica Instead of Final Paper

Not only did he submit erotica, he submitted 10 pages of original, professional grade, high octane smut. The good stuff. We don't envy someone in a jam quite like this, but hopefully this isn't the end for our wordsmith. People have a history of sending the wrong thing to their professors, like this student who sent a bizarre cat photoinstead of an essay.

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Bold Driver Rage-Traps Jerk in Tale of Parking Lot Justice

It's what we've always wanted to do when we see someone hoarding a perfectly good parking spot. This person just happened to have the energy, time, and dedication to really make it happen. Hats off to these acts of somewhat petty but always satisfying displays of street justice.

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Insane Customer Demands Refund for Her Own Vase She Ruined

We're not sure what kind of person tries to spray paint a four hundred dollar vase, but it makes sense that it's the same kind of person who demands that the store she bought it from pay for her mistake. We're kind of hoping this customer is lying about the whole thing in order to defraud the store, but given the stupid-ass customers we've dealt with in our own lives, she's probably telling the idiotic truth. For a triumphant story of an employee who actually gave an awful customer a piece of their mind, check out this cashier who told off a Karen and lived.

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