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20 People Share the Story Behind What Made Them Cry Laughing

Sometimes it's a legitimate mistake or just good timing. Sometimes it's a guy walking right into a pole. Sometimes it's literally the dumbest thing in the world. Here's what made these people laugh so hard they couldn't breathe. If you asked us what made us laugh too hard recently it'd have to be either this story or these dumb jokes.

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10 People In Law Enforcement Share Their "Oh Sh*t" Moment

Here are some accounts of times things got extra real. Whether it was a transformative moment, a shocking one, or when something super awkward happened. If you're looking for a funnier change of pace, here's a hilariously stupid call Lawrence PD had to respond to.

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15 of the Dumbest Run-Ins People Had with the Law

Whether you're driving a stolen car up to a police station or not covering your face while stealing security cameras, there are less embarrassing ways to get arrested. These people had some interesting stories to tell about idiots they know. Turns out people say some really stupid things around police.

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23 Dadtastic Jokes and Moments That Go Father Than Ever Before

These dads are just being the daddest dads ever. It's all jokes by dads and jokes about dads. So many jokes. So many dads. Just about the father-est stuff you ever saw. It's all lawn mowing and complaining about your kids. If you want to see some pure pun-tastic dad jokes then you can find some here.

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18 Bartenders Share The Most WTF Things They've Overheard at Work

When a room gets crowded, and people get hammered, they seem to think that no one could possibly hear them. That is absolutely not the case. Bartenders hear some of the most unfiltered thoughts around. If you didn't think they were listening, well they are. And sometimes even judging.

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25 Flabbergasted People Share the Dumbest Thing They've Heard Someone Say in Public

People say incredibly dumb crap all the time. We're just glad that sometimes there's someone to witness it. If someone is alone in the forest, and they say something dumb, are they still an idiot? Yes, absolutely. In fact that probably makes them more stupid. Here are some instances of wondrous ignorance to scoff at.

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15 Frustrated People Share Their "F*ck This, I Quit" Moment

Usually it's an incompetent boss who can't do their job, or a rude manager who doesn't value their employees. Sometimes it's unsafe working conditions. Other times it's outside stress, or just the work itself that's unbearable. These are the final straws people had that made them move on. Turns out, these moments aren't that rare.

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18 Crazily Unlikely Occurrences People Had Happen to Them

There's a lot of people in the world, so it's a statistical certainly that some really, really, ridiculously rare crap is gonna happen to someone out there. Whether it's getting struck by lightning, something worse, or just winning some weird sweepstakes, there are some crazy unlikely stories out there.

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14 Brutal And Effed Up Things Cruel People Put Their Sims Through

Please dear God we hope these people don't have families of their own. The weirdly creative torture and absolutely psychopathic behavior people display when they're in control of simulated families only means that we are troubled, dark gods. The Sims has given birth to many creepy, strange and hilarious moments.

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19 Mortified People Share the Most Embarrassing Things Their Parents Did to Them

These people got some seriously unwanted attention from their parents at all the wrong times. Spilling secrets, putting them in awkward social situations, you name it. As you get older, your parents will never see you as an adult. You will always be a baby. And that's assuming they like you. Here are some more parents who embarrassed the hell out of their kids.

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17 People Reveal the Most Selfishly Ignorant Behavior They’ve Ever Witnessed

You'd be amazed by the tremendously callous things people do all the time. Aside from the harm they do, the worst part is when they don't even think they're doing anything wrong. It doesn't matter who they are or where they come from, there are severe assholes in all walks of life. Luckily, this is just a small percentage of people, but boy can selfish behavior get our blood boiling. 

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35 People Share The Most Laughably Stupid Thing Their Significant Other Has Said or Done

When you spend a lot of time with someone, you're bound to hear them say some real dumb crap. Luckily, we're inclined to forgive the people we love for the mindless things they say and do. In most cases. We're not sure how some of these people rationalized staying with people who seem this dumb. If you like stories about people saying dumb stuff, here's some more.

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17 Times One Moron Changed the Rules For Everyone

You don't know what you have until one idiot does something stupid and unprecedented that changes the rules for everyone. Whether it's why you can't see the guts of a McDonalds anymore, or why you can't wear your favorite pants to work. Sometimes rules even exist because someone did something so unthinkably dumb that they had to make up a new category, just for that one jackass. And sometimes new rules don't even work.

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20 Amazed People Share the Most Incredible Coincidence They've Ever Witnessed

Just because something is statistically improbable doesn't mean there's no way of it happening. When you consider how many people there are living their own individual lives, the possibility of something improbable happening between them, at least once, becomes a near certainty. Chance is a real mofo. And in case you wanted to see how unlucky people can get, here are some more stories.

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Tumblr Goes into Gory Details of Why You Shouldn't Change a Customer's Order

Turns out sometimes people have legitimate and varied reasons for dumb and specific food requests. Eh, there's other ways to get back at people without poisoning them.

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13 People Share the Secret They Keep to Protect Their Significant Other's Feelings

Lying is a very common aspect of human relationships, but too big of a lie can really become a burden. Here's to hoping that your SO's web of lies is all for something as small as making banana bread or using the wrong towel. Some of these people have some serious secrets that could have big impacts if they got out.

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