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Stupid things Medical Patients Did That Made It Worse

For some reason tons of people think that the worst thing that can happen if you don't follow a doctors orders is that they'll get caught and be scolded. But no, there's an actual reason a medical professional tells you to do something. Medical professionals see through lying patients all the time, and patients still try to deny the stupid things they've done.

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People's Favorite Somewhat Obscure Jokes

May these aid you in your hunt for new jokes to impress your friends who you've already told all your good jokes to. Everyone's heard the "chicken crossed the roads" and "why the long faces" of the world, so here are people's go-to "you probably haven't heard this one before" jokes. In addition to theses, here are some pun-tastic dad jokesand jokes people love that no one else does

funny jokes that people probably haven't heard
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Times at School a Popular Kid Destroyed Their Reputation

There was always a sort of extended leniency toward crap that popular kids could get away with, but sometimes they either flew too close to the sun or played a part in some high school's "incident". Sometimes it wasn't even up to them, but that's just how things shake out sometimes. Sometimes they come back for round two and make high school reunions awkward.

Stories of what the popular kid at school did that made them lose popularity | shaneo88 10.2k points 1 day ago Having set keys given him by school (wtf know) because he one really popular kids, then using those keys break into school and steal $30KAUD woodworking/metalworking tools
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Extremely Weird Things People Did as Kids

You don't need to be an adult for long to realize that kids are extremely dumb and weird. It makes you go back and think about all the weird junk you must have done as a kid. Maybe you had an irrational fear of cardboard boxes or thought dirt tasted good. In the opposite direction, here's a story of a five-year-old who's way too smart for her own good.

Stories of the weirdest things people did as kids | IrrationallyCalm 43.4k points 1 day ago edited 1 day ago 回22 S around 8 years old liked way clean towels tasted. Something really enjoyed putting towel over straw, and drinking kool-aid through My mother wasn't fan having white towels covered with red spots, so she put stop pretty quick.
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Wholesome and Chaotic "Don't Tell Your Mother" Moments

Whether it's getting to see a movie with swears, doing some super risky crap and almost getting hurt, or general moments of sworn secrecy, there are moments when a father is inclined to say " don't tell your mother." Almost everyone has a moment they can remember their dad letting them do something their mom wouldn't approve of and being like "alright be cool." To keep it going with the dad theme, here are some tweets and memes to keep dads going.

Stories of when a dad told someone "don't tell your mother." | checkoutmyaasb 19.9k points 17 hours ago Dad and used rent movie each week mum had dinner with friends. Usually things like star trek or action films. One day about 11) he came home with Blade got about 10 minutes and he turns and said "don't tell mother about this, let's just say forgot get this week course agree. Fast forward 7ish years, dad blithely drops at dinner table fact watched blade about 11. Silly dad thought there some ki
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Jobs that Look Fun but Aren't

Everyone has wondered if their life would be more peaceful if they worked in an animal shelter, or got to play video games all day. As it turns out, a job is still a job, and there's a reason people don't do it for free. For more insight into other people's jobs, here are bad stock photos of people's jobs getting roasted, as well as stories of the worst things people's coworker's did without being fired.

Jobs that people think are fun but aren't really | Mr_frumpish 49.3k points 15 hours ago Video game tester aren't spending time playing completed fully realized games are playing same level game over and over seeing if there are bugs.
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Things that Made People Lose Romantic Interest Instantly

The dating world puts people into more contact with toxic nice guys and creepy girls than they'd like to have, but sometimes a deal-breaker can come from somewhere else. Sometimes a small detail, one comment, or messed up behavior they display can make you look at someone in a whole different light.

Behaviors that made people stop liking someone | tunaforthursday 46.6k points 5 days ago Turned out be person eating everyone else's food breakroom fridge.
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Stupidest Things People Did to Prove They Could

People are absolutely terrific at doing stupid things. Whether it's eating 17 donuts, climbing through a bunch of poison ivy, or eating the hottest chicken sandwich ever, you can bet that people will do real dumb junk just to prove it to themselves. Here are more people's dumbest high risk, low reward moments.

Stories of dumb things people did just to prove they could | mixedwithmonet 35.1k points 12 hours ago buddy bet couldn't finish spiciest chicken sandwich at this joint known insanely spicy chicken under 30 minutes knew fucked up they gave gloves eat sandwich so sauce couldn't touch my skin and made sign waiver. Won bet, but really lost end.
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Proof that Kids are Stupid and Weird

It's a well known fact that kids aren't smart people. They might become smart people someday, but even that isn't a sure thing. We don't even need evidence that kids are stupid and weird because we were kids and we just know how dumb we were. No matter what you tell em, they're still gonna be dumb and weird.

Funny moments of kids being dumb and weird | cassietotallyjust first grade wanted grow up be bird and one day remember my neck and arms being covered little red bumps and thought transformation beginning and ran my teacher crying saying wasn't ready become bird yet and turned out just allergic yogurt and wasn't turning into bird at all
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Women Who Dated Toxic "Nice Guys"

"Nice Guys" are a kind of manipulative dude, claiming to be chivalrous, but then demanding sex and attention that they feel like they're owed. It can be a weird combination of creepiness and entitlement. Toxic behavior is toxic behavior, like this woman who bombarded a guy's phone with a storm of texts.

Women explain what it was like dating a toxic "nice guy" | Lrad5007 18.5k points 1 day ago edited 1 day ago Yes tantrums continued throughout relationship. He very controlling. If out with friends he would be upset having fun without him. He ended up cheating on and dumping only beg back. He semi staked couple years. Had an online blog about did each day and tried befriend my exes
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Things People Liked as Kids but Hate as Adults

As you age, your sense of self changes, and you realize that your personality is based mostly on commercials and the fact that you used to have more cartilage in your knees. Aging starts at your first encounter with utter BS and continues with factors you didn't anticipate about adulthood, but in the end, you're better for it.

things people liked as kids but hate as adults | FizzyBeverage 28.2k points 6 days ago Jumping down 3-4 steps at time. My knees won't put up with nonsense now
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Dumbest Things People Spent Money On

Whether it broke immediately, was completely useless to begin with, cost too much or was literally stupid, most people have spent too much money on a dumb thing. It just seems like its in our nature to get tricked or trick ourselves into buying useless junk. It's probably better to give it some extra thought when pulling out the credit card to buy a collector's edition set of Robocop themed silverware or a do-it-yourself liposuction kit, but what's the fun in that?

dumb purchases people made | ogkudo 28.5k points 27 days ago went on school field trip Washington DC back middle school bought 2 bill at souvenir shop 20. smh
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Stupid Things Escape Room Players Did

Escape rooms are a strange chance to see what people will do when they're left up to their own wits. Usually it ends with idiots smashing props with hammers, smuggling tools in and trying to escape through very real air ducts and sewers. Escape room employees see some weird stuff.

Stupid things people tried in escape rooms askreddit | LordSnooBoo 13.6k points 2 days ago One them believed clue inside them puzzle pieces
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People's Dumbest "High Risk Low Reward" Moments

People will do some incredibly dumb stuff and take some pretty big risks for almost no reason. We've all had those moments where we've thrown the odds to the wind for some trivial purpose, like free-climbing up the side of a building just to retrieve a Frisbee. A lot of times we frankly don't get paid enough o put ourselves in as much danger as we do. What's for sure is that some people just don't give a heck.

Stories of big risks people took for a stupid reason | mingk 409 points 3 days ago Licked raw chicken prove not all chicken had Salmonella.
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Children of Karens Explain What That's Like

You never know how bad someone can get until you've seen an entitled person going full Karen. Being connected to someone with Karen tendencies often means you have to do a lot of apologizing for their abusive, narcissistic behavior. People who know Karens end up trying to avoid them as much as possible.

Stories of what it's like to be the child of a Karen | mercadilly 5.0k points 22 hours ago My Mom is reformed Karen kid she used treat people customer service like trash teenager and customer service positions finally dawned on her terrible human being she being. She's turned around and been great ever since proud her recognize her faults and fix them.
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Factors People Didn't Anticipate about Adulthood

Adult life is a bit of a surprise to everybody. There are things that you expected but still don't enjoy, like paying bills. Then there are other strange things that are hard to expect, like the childishness of other adults, and the realities of dusting. It starts with your first encounter with total BS and just keeps sliding from there. Here are some adult life equivalents of calling the teacher mom.

Things people didn't expect about being an adult | Chaseybabe 19.9k points 12 hours ago many adults actually dislike younger thought my parents liked all our neighbours, all my teachers, all my coaches, etc since found out they thought most people were morons kind like do.
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