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People often privately think they are the smartest person in the world, and that's fine for the most part. But when they get in strangers faces and waste peoples time bragging about their own false sense of superiority, things get cringey. They get real cringey real fast.

What's frustrating about people who think they're smart is that they never learn anything. Having an ego isn't illegal, but when you start trying to bully people online, say really obvious shit, and ruin everyone's time, then you've become a burden. Here's to hoping these folks can see the bigger picture.

These egotistical people's minds are apparently dripping with so much sheer knowledge that they can't help but to get it all over the internet. What did we do to deserve to stand in the presence of these intellectual behemoths? Man, they're smart.

At its best, a comments section is a place for people to discuss new ideas, share interesting stories, and tell each other jokes. At its worst, it kinda looks something like this. Egotistical braggarts tearing each other down for no reason other than to make themselves feel something. Boy it happens a lot.

Oh man, you don't want to get  into a smart-off with these Leviathans of intellect. Lord knows their enormous brains, crackling with knowledge, would have you slumping at their feet. Seriously, who thinks they're this smart? And further, who thinks it's an attractive quality to go around repeating it?

Sometimes the most satisfying jokes are the most dumb. They might be weird and stupid, but you can't say that they're wrong. They are technically correct. So get some dads out here and show em these jokes and puns. Man, do these make us feel smart. 

It's a big world out there, which means there's a whole lot of opportunity to hear some pure, unadulterated stupid. You wouldn't believe how many people out there are totally in the dark about how the technology, biology, and even tarps work. What a great time to be alive. If this isn't enough, then here's more of the dumbest things people have heard.

When people projectile word vom*t their undigested thoughts on social media, the rest of the internet, occasionally steps up to correct the stupid. In these cases, we're dealing with a nice dose of spicy wit and unapologetically brutal logic. The ensuing public "conversations" or moments, are pretty entertaining. See for yourself. 

The internet is brimming with random encounters with these knuckleheads. First you're chillin' in the youtube comments section and everyone is being cool, then someone brings up thermodynamics for no reason. These guys took their egos to new heights. Just a bunch of brain geniuses, all of em.

There's enough weird little tidbits of wisdom here to convince people (momentarily) that you're actually out here stewing on some multi-layered thoughts, parts of life, etc. 

It's one thing to be laughed at by your classmates, but when your teacher joins in, you know you're truly stupid.

What do you get when social media lets people share every dumbass thought they have? Why you get people lying about their own intelligence, of course. These people think highly of themselves, and they very badly want everyone else to know.

It's definitely a fun and imaginative project, but God help him when he has to explain this to the cops.