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Absurd People Who Think They're Brilliant

As good as it might feel to declare yourself a genius, call people stupid because they like a different TV show, use overly complicated language incorrectly, and absolutely ruin any joke that comes across your path, people get pretty annoyed by ridiculous individuals who believe they're geniuses. So practice your self-awareness, or you might become an absurd individual who believes they're an utter genius.

Ridiculous bragging people who believe that they're geniuses | might be an alpha nerd, but am an omega nerd. My knowledge is encyclopedic, my vocabulary loquacious. If hasn't scared off already s pretty good sign p Wed, Feb 7, 2018, 10:18 PM 's an encyclopedia
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Man Parks In Reserved Handicapped Spot, Ends Up Having To Sell Home

Ah, a good old fashioned nuclear revenge. This guy thought he'd just go ahead and park in a reserved handicapped spot with no consequences. Well oh well, he thought wrong indeed. Sounds like the neighborhood banded together to show the guy that his entitlement and rude behavior was not welcomed. Eventually, this manifests in the dude selling his house at an apparent $90K loss. Ouch. 

Check out another time a nuclear revenge occurred, with this neighbor who hammered nails into a family's fence, so they "redecorated" the neighbor's garden.

Guy parks in a reserved handicapped spot, gets harassed by neighborhood, has to sell home | r/NuclearRevenge u/canadian1418• ly Join Park our disabled spot, enjoy selling home Sorry making this long, but context is pretty important. So my little sister (who is sweetest girl world) is 12 years old but can't walk or communicate. Her mental age is around 6 months. She obviously can not attend regular school, but since live big city, there is wonderful school kids like her. Even though don't own car
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Shady Leasing Agent Learns About Lease From Tenant

Ah, yes, a fine example of a sketchy leasing agent getting bested by a truly, professional revenge. This tenant was well equipped to educate the leasing agent on the finer details of how the lease worked. Makes you wonder how many more unsuspecting tenants that leasing agent might've fooled. Well, not this one.

Check out more juicy apartment drama with this story about a dude who was threatened by his landlord, and proceeded to go full Karen. 

Shady leasing agent learns about how lease works from tenant | r/ProRevenge u/yellowfin35 2y JOIN taught leasing agent about her lease hard way. Since are talking about apartments recently living Atlanta ~10 years ago and won 1-year lease at charity auction. My rent 600 month (prepaid market rent 1,500 good deal security deposit only $150 (more on later).
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Wholesome School Project Solution Is Lazy Genius

This kind of story brings us back to the days of overthinking some school physics project, only to have one kid come in with the most simple solution and actually make it work. Here are some resourceful DIY solutions that have our respect.

Story about solving a school project with as low effort as possible | Posted by u/saltyhotwing 23 hours ago just has roll? Got Back seventh grade had an assignment where had make cars out limited materials only items were allowed use were: 6 inches wire Unlimited printer paper Unlimited glue
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Laughable Individuals Who Think They're Brilliant

When someone believes their own BS a little too hard, their ego starts to spiral out of control and before you know it, this ridiculous individual believes they're a genius. Maybe they're still riding a developmental achievement like being an "early reader" or they just took a bogus online test that told them their IQ is a thousand. Either way the internet is swimming with absurd individuals who believe they're geniuses and they're here to ruin jokes and brag about themselves.

Absurd bragging people who think they're geniuses | 6 hours ago (edited) im actually using reverse psychology get reinforce beliefs hold will lead eventual destruction, and there is nothing can do about
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Ridiculous Individuals Who Believe They're Geniuses

The internet isn't lacking absurd individuals who think they're utter geniuses. It's full of folks who are convinced that they're so enlightened that it gives them an excuse to be a jerk, ruin jokes and call very normal strangers morons. The web is smeared with their cringeworthy bragging. It's like some folks think using a new word they learned yesterday will give them psychic powers.

People who aren't smart but brag about being intelligent online | Laugh away know divide by zero haven't figured out mathematical/physical ramifications my discovery all way, yet, but needless say feel great responsibility research its effects on reality before publishing my work. Like said, laugh away, but outpaced Einstein and Steven Hawking by discovering math they couldn't envision *and withholding my ideas until ok with understanding will happen public expect release this new, outrageously
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A Battering of Absurdly Dumb Puns

While we accept that puns are some of the lowest form of humor, we sometimes need a smattering of puns to fill the pun void. Obscenely stupid wordplay is somewhat painful, but it's also kind of satisfying, like spicy food. For more, here's another bundle of beautiful stupid puns.

funny stupid puns and wordplay | Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish javeigh young-white (mango propaga javeighyw is cause they drank t
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That is one way to deal with a phone scammer. Never forget the time that this programmer decided to write a script that called phone scammers 28 times a second, which resulted in service denial, which prevented future scams. 

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Ridiculous Braggarts Who Think They're Brilliant

It takes a certain lack of self awareness, combined with a weird need to prove yourself to strangers to ruin all these comments sections. It's not fun to be in conversations with absurd individuals who thinks they're utter geniuses. The internet is totally covered with cringeworthy braggarts.

People who think they're brilliant talking about how smart they think hey are on the internet | Tweet 1d Important question use heart emoji do use? This is like modern Sorting Hat. O 93 41 Replying professional editor don't use emoji because l can leverage power English language. Little colored blobs do not enhance strength my prose.
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Chad Screws Over Construction Business Partner, Revenge Follows

The fact that "Chad" couldn't stop himself from ruining his cars, says a lot about his relationship with the rest of life. The dude went full scumbag mode. Apparently he screwed over his construction business partner, and said partner decided to fight back. The revenge was years in the making, and oh boy, did it play out beautifully. Tough luck, Chad. 

Guy screws over his construction business partner, and pays for it big time | Construction revenge ten years making and why will never have another business partner. Hello O r/ProRevenge back with another long one. This one has been going on decade, and am personally, very proud turned out. TL:DR at bottom little over ten years ago young carpenter met guy who l'll call "chad" because fuck chad.
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"It's Not Stupid if it Works" Moments

We like to think solutions have to be as complicated as the problems themselves, but sometimes a seemingly stupid solution is exactly what you need. Where there's a will, there's a way, and sometimes resourceful DIY solutions don't look pretty, but they work. 

Stupid solutions that worked | reddit posted by Backbeatking 7.8k points 6 days ago They just sent an order rover on Mars hit itself with shovel worked. Percussive maintenance.
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Clever and Literal Jokes that are Technically Correct

There's a time and place for overly literal puns, stupid moments and clever jokes. That time and place is here and now. Technically accurate jokes might make you feel smart, but who knows. They're right, but kinda not. They're just technically correct.

Funny jokes and memes that are technically accurate | Lamps video games are using real electricity | shower head Every naked person see, turns on
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Shower Thoughts Spawned From Hyperactive Minds

The shower is the home to people's strangest, and sometimes most profound realizations. It's a place to connect the dots, or ponder, or just get lost in the stream of thinking until you come up for air with something that could be an "aha" moment. These shower thoughts were a whole lot of fun to scroll through. With everyone caught up in the self-quarantined time due to Coronavirus, some folks might be taking more showers than usual. So maybe, more brain melting shower thoughts.

People share their wildest shower thoughts | u/Great_Bacca 23h 3 1 Award "My brother--law works at CDC" is new "My uncle works at Nintendo".
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Absurd Individuals Who Believe They're Utter Geniuses

When the internet becomes a place for people to share their true feelings about things, you start to get a whole lot of people who truly feel that they're unmatched geniuses whose thoughts are so vast and comprehensive that that they might as well have telekinetic powers. Maybe they're right, maybe they are truly blessed with supreme knowledge. And they use that knowledge to mostly make snide Youtube comments and smear the internet with their bragging.

People who think they are very smart | do mean typical and rest class lets be honest now am far above everyone including have luck are group with and give less work? such dumb action but could be expected will go ther group will appreciate Typ een chatbericht GIF
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Ridiculous and Sometimes Insightful Things Said by Kids

Livefromsnacktime features the stupid, weird and sometimes insightful things kids say. Kids are basically weird and dumb, which means they often have intriguing and out-of-the-box crap to say. We love the sound of no one talking too, Anonymous 6 year old.

Funny, interesting and silly quotes from kids | been having hard day last two years anonymous, 4 years old @LiveFromSnackTime
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