When Pam Mingle retired and decided to chase down her dream of writing romance novels, her daughter was a bit shell-shocked by the developed. I mean, quite the way to ease into your retirement! And her wary daughter was quickly converted into a full-fledged fan after realizing that there was so much more to this romance novel genre than she previously thought.
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While social media has given the world amazing things like the ability to connect with friends and family, and share hilarious memes, there's others who use it for more selfish purposes. These folks are the ones who really know how to clear a room with their pomposity, self-veneration, and general sense of self-importance. These people who think they're just so god damn smart that you can't even begin to understand the pillar of intellect on which they sit. For more of these folks, check out these titans of knowledge.
There are a few things the internet has in abundance. One is platforms to speak your mind. Another is total doofuses who think they're literally the smartest person on the planet. Combine the two and you get some pretty cringeworthy action of totally un-self-aware folks trying as hard as they can to tell the world that they're brilliant. For more of this crap, here are some cringeworthy egotistical titans of knowledge who think they're all that.
Okay "tastefully" might be a little bit of a stretch. These are either pretty cool looking or funny though. If you're getting a tattoo of your SO's name and/or face, be sure that the relationship will last. Otherwise you might have to slap down a couple hundred dollars for one of these bad boys. For some outright bad tattoos, here are some really not great tattoos people went through with.
Artificial Intelligence is becoming a bigger part of our lives, and who would suspect that it would be witty? There are worse ways for AI to surprise us, like the time people's Alexas started laughing hysterically at them or this Roomba pooptastrophe. Anyway, here's Siri being funnier than you'd expect.
It's hard enough to browse through a comments section without coming across infighting and negative feedback. These folks just made it even harder, proving to everyone around them that they see every blank text box as an opportunity to put others down. For more peeps who got metaphysical for no reason other than their own self aggrandizement, here are some more dangerously powerful mind titans.
These folks asked the internet to roast them and the internet delivered like they paid extra for shipping. It doesn't even matter if someone looks particularly good or not, r/roastme will find a way to dig through someone's flaws until they hit bedrock. For more savagery, check out these 40 brutal roasts,
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NEVER underestimate the sheer power of the glitter bomb trap. This unsuspecting package thief learned a brutal and hilarious lesson in why you shouldn't be the asshole that steals people's stuff.
These criminals are criminally genius. But even their oversized brains weren't enough to get 'em out of getting caught (usually). Gotta send props to the raging fool who wolfed down his bank robbery note in a moment of panicked crisis. If this list got you going, check out our other one on cops biggest "oh shit" moments over here!
The internet isn't lacking in people who need to project their insecurities onto others, while also sort of bragging? These are the folks in the comments section who brag about their "tremendous IQs" and armchair philosophize on the nature of reality. It's pretty cringey. Anyway here's more of them.
Maybe you're the best Smash Bros or Ping Pong player among your friends. Nothing will prepare you for seeing someone who's actually really good at it. Sure, stay humble and learn from your failures, but here are some things to not get too cocky about before seeing someone who can really do it.
These very smart showboats are like nails on a chalkboard. All that intellect is just so overwhelming, man. It must be hard to sleep at night, to coexist, with a universe of mouth breathers that can't come close to understanding the depths of their knowledge. It's clearly not going to their heads.
If you're in the mood for more iamverysmart ridiculousness, check out this list.
Sometimes a comment thread is actually fun. There's chill people making jokes and sharing interesting information. Everyone is just there for personal enjoyment. But then someone just has to ruin it by missing a few jokes, trying to correct everyone and claiming that they're a literal genius and that everyone else can suck a fat one. Just great.
Remember Ice Cube's 1992 hit "Today Was a Good Day"? It's the track where Ice Cube describes a day of drinking, the Lakers being the Supersonics, driving around on three wheels and not having to use his AK. We've all heard it. We all love it. But Tumblr user hiphopfightsback decided to try to figure out if it was actually a real day in history and what that date was. This is Tumblr at it's finest.
People often privately think they are the smartest person in the world, and that's fine for the most part. But when they get in strangers faces and waste peoples time bragging about their own false sense of superiority, things get cringey. They get real cringey real fast.
