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Who knew people were so passionate about which corner you put the sun in as a kid, but we're intrigued.  We're fans of clapbacks that blast peoples souls from their bodies, so here are some more from people who savagely responded to just about everything that crossed their paths.

Police sometimes get overzealous with boasting about underwhelming drug busts, and the savage people of facebook are hardly ever kind to them. People are fond of roasting terribly ancient guns too. This time people had some hard hitting jokes, as well as pretty decent points about the ridiculous nature of this particular bust.

When this guy's girlfriend allegedly suggested that she was "unroastable" he put it to the test. Let's just say that the roastmasters of Reddit were more than ready for the challenge. The comments section is a blazing inferno of brutal verbal assaults. Zero punches were pulled in these roasts. 

Andrew Duncan, a journalist with a Twitter bio about how he loved finding women wearing clothes that let him see parts of their shoulders, legs, and cleavage, really got people on Twitter going when he also said this undermines their claim at equality. Andrew, you've got to be kidding me, my dude. Welcome to 2019. Where have you been? 

And we just ran another post on some solid sexist ignorance with the guy who shared his 6 tips for how a woman can keep a man. That one didn't go too well either. When are these fools going to learn. 

We've got a spicy dump of u/scruntfuttock's most brutal roasts. The victims never stood a chance with the razor-sharp insult game of this Reddit roast master. If all these roasts left you wanting more, you've got to see these 23 severely brutal roasts that destroyed their targets. 

When people on facebook see something stupid, you can bet they're gonna call it out over and over again in every way they can think of. We're pretty sure this is becoming a thing, since a suspiciously similar situation happened when the internet roasted this guy's ridiculously old gun back into the last century.

This girl got disowned by her parents and proceeded to ask Reddit's roasters to do their worst. She got absolutely rekt in the comments section. 

Call the burn unit! This linguist took a Tumblr user's post, and absolutely destroyed. And they did it with the cold, hard logic from the linguistics field. A job well done, indeed. 

Sometimes you find yourself recovering from a gnarly breakup where your girlfriend cheated on you, and you decide that you just need Reddit to roast the absolute crap out of you. This guy found himself in a world of hurt, so he asked for the roasters of Reddit to do their worst. They didn't disappoint. 

The comments section had their way with this dude. Apparently he cut off his ankle monitor, and hit the road. From there the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted ad for the runaway criminal. The comments section stepped up (or down?) to roast the guy to oblivion. No short joke was spared in this comments section roasting. 

This isn't the first time the comments section has roasted a criminal to sweet oblivion. Check out that recent time the guy with the huge head got absolutely REKT in the comments section, here!

If you're going to go to the trouble of telling Reddit's roasting community that you're "unroastable" you'd better be ready to get absolutely toasted. Yes, that's pretty much what happened here. Guy's work friend says she's too good to be roasted, and the internet proceeds to absolutely light her up. 

British Comedian, Tiffany Stevenson witnessed one absolutely ridiculous situation involving a male Starbucks barista telling a pregnant woman that she shouldn't take her special coffee beverage with caffeine in it. Who asked you for advice, my dude? 

This terribly entitled "Instagram couple" is getting properly roasted after using their platform to beg followers for some money to take a vacation. Yes, these are the times we live in. Grim times, indeed. 

According to the GoFundMe page, "We need funds now for preparation as well as throughout our trip. Every dollar, every message, every couch or garden for our tent, any help you can offer will help us go further. We hope you all enjoy and learn with us. TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE."

Yikes. Yikes all around. 

This one makes zero sense, Elon Musk. Was the intention with this series of incendiary tweets to get people riled up? That seems like the only possibility, cause people were bound to get all kinds of fired up. Don't credit artists...okay then Elon Musk, okay then.